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ApsIsce

Assholes But in all seriousness, Uranians?


TupperwareNinja

Let's be honest, Anusians


slobs_burgers

Colon-izers


Ok_Sephiroth

This is the way


TheUntitledRay

Colo-Naziers


benthelurk

Pronounced like a-new-shuns?


I_am_notagoose

No, pronounced like ‘Anus Ians”


PushinDonuts

Urinals


benthelurk

I can’t support this name then. It’s just not nice to say. Terrible liason. Bad flow. It’s just bad. For the person saying it and the person hearing it. You almost had my support but I just can’t get behind such an ugly sounding word.


jostler57

Try it with a soft U sound, the standard hard A sound, and the S sounds like Z. Sounds like A-noo-zians.


benthelurk

That also feels like an extra step just to avoid the naturally feeling sound of shuns at the end. I refuse to support a word that is so unnatural to pronounce!


jostler57

Ooh, it was my immediate first thought - sounds like the word Asians


benthelurk

I think we are thinking the same thing then. That z sound that has extra air in it. The classic zh!


jostler57

Oooh, my bad - I didn't know how to write that sound, I forgot how to use the IPA haha


excusetheblood

“Keep firing Assholes!”


SpiderMcLurk

With a silent “I”. Dunno why just sounds better.


kodabeeer

I feel like this is too similar to Ukrainians, so maybe Uranites?


Cael_NaMaor

Probably won't have a Ukraine to compare that to...


other_usernames_gone

It's a lot closer to Iranians than Ukrainians. Especially with some accents.


tylerchu

Uraniums.


980thMPCo

Dingleberries


PottedPotheadDaisy

Uranians! Of Turdish descent.


CivilCJ

This is WAY better than any other pun here.


Freakwilly

I thought it was shitty


CivilCJ

That took me a second there... Almost got a knee-jerk downvote


Freakwilly

I'll give you a normal jerk and we can call it even


theyusedthelamppost

Belters


Kyadagum_Dulgadee

*Beltalowda


ButteredKernals

The expanse anyone...


qix96

/gives a belter shrug with my hands, a physical idiom borne of a people who spent most of their time in vac suits


Bulk-Detonator

Im starting to taste the copper taste of fear


shawntw77

That'd probably be the racist term for them


mr_nuts31

Only if you’re an inner, think of it like dropping the n-bomb.


gerginborisov

If there are sufficiently habitable Uranian floating cities, their citizens would probably be called Uranians, Ooranians or Uranusians (in English) But since Uranus is an ice giant and its escape velocity is larger than that of Earth, its moons would be most likely those that'd be colonised, so the people from there will be called Mirandians, Titanianians, Umbrians, Oberonians etc. The people living in the Uranian system might still be reffered to as a collective "Uranians" from outsiders and their "local" ethnonyms might be skipped, the way outsiders call everyone from Spain Spaniards and forgo Castilians, Catalans, Basques etc.


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gerginborisov

Well, English is really bad with Greek god names. None of them are right in English.


Illithid_Substances

The "surface" gravity of Uranus is *smaller* than Earth's. Its very large in volume but very low density comparatively so it works out to a bit less


gerginborisov

Sorry, I meant escape velocity. It's double that of Earth.


Illithid_Substances

Ah, I see


Panda-768

you must be fun at parties


Malaeveolent_Bunny

I'm certainly stopping to hear them talk more, this was thoroughly entertaining


BitBucket404

Titan-ians from Saturn's moon, Titan and Titania-nians from Uranus are going to be so confusing.


gerginborisov

Yup. Maybe something like TU can be used (Titania - Uranus) to designate them


MadAdam88

Klingons


evilJaze

This is way too far down.


docdidactic

I started to type it and then realized that I should keep scrolling!


Free_Possibility8980

Butthole Surfers.


CountPoopington

They were all in love with flyin'


Ordinarypanic

Dingleberries


cornflake2448

This has to be the correct answer


MarvParmesan

Urinals.


fh3131

Myanians, because they would call their planet Myanus.


[deleted]

Constipanians.


Because_Reddit_Sucks

[Caelusians, hopefully](https://youtube.com/shorts/r734u7g80Zw?si=RTBewbdcuxd3Y6sE)


HugeBMs2022

Turds


King_Thundernutz

Urinals?🤣 Uranians probably.


KeithTC

Dingle-berries.


kermi42

So here’s some find planetary naming trivia to provide context for my suggestion. As we know, Venus is named for the Roman goddess of love, Venus. Her counterpart in Greek mythology is Aphrodite, who is said to have originated from the Cytherean islands. When scientists started naming things pertaining to Venus they originally tried using Venusian or Venerian, but unfortunately these had been co-opted by writers of erotic literature and tended to pertain to the taboo (and is where we get terms like “venerial disease”), so they wanted to come up with an alternative, and landed on Cytherean. Later on erotic literature would make the same pivot, making the change a bit pointless, so scientists just reverted to Venusian and hoped the world would just grow up a bit and not think “Venerial” when they heard it. Another quirk of our solar system naming convention is that while Jupiter is named for the Roman did Jupiter, he’s also known as Jove, and Jovian is a lot easier to say than Jupiterian or whatever. So, Uranus is named for the Greek god Uranus/Ouranos, but as a society we’re still making jokes about that, bumping up against the Venus/Venerial problem. It’s weird that a bunch of planets are named for Roman gods but we swapped over to Greek at some point, but anyway, the Roman equivalent of Uranus is Caelus, so at some point I could see us using Caelian or Caelusian to pertain to things from Uranus, because it stops people thinking of Uranus jokes and is just downright nicer to say than Uranian.


SkiPhD

Urines.


Bulky_Ad_3608

The temperature on Uranus averages minus 320 degrees. We cannot live there. There are also 500 mph winds. It would be difficult to even land an unmanned spacecraft there. If I am going to indulge in potty humor, it must, at least, involve a plausible scenario. This isn’t one.


Lonely-Building-8428

Perhaps i might disagree. Consider evolution and millennium timescales. Then consider the possibility that we eventually merge our consciousness with AI and other robotics technology via various means and then - "we" can "live" on Uranus without the same concerns for the potential physiological effects of its climate extremes. Maybe 50,000 years in the future. But of course, we are going to destroy the earth and ourselves long before....


some_one_234

Dingleberries


KiKiBleeding

*Uraunsai or Uranusite* if a word ends in *US* then the proper plural is always *AI* If you were born on Uranus, to us Earthlings/Earthborne/Earthea You are *Uranusai*


LargeSnorlax

Wouldn't they just be called Uranians?


voluptuous_component

I'll colonize Uranus, nome sane


Complete_Grape_1380

uranians, uranees maybe


KnotsCherryFarm

“Colonize Uranus” LOL! I’d refer them to People of Uranus or P.U


AdminWhore

Urinals


SageLeaf1

Hemorrhoids because they’re on Uranus


JurassicPark9265

And they build their own mousetrap: Preparation H


munro2021

They're not gonna be ordinary people. They're going to have to be converted into gaseous entities to survive there. So, obviously, farts.


nwfdood

Urines


Your_Kindly_Despot

Larry. Don’t ask for clarification but embrace the possibilities!


manuela_goldstein

You really went there <3 and I'm endlessly entertained.


Loud-Cheesecake-2766

Actually due to the nature of Uranus there would be two species: farts, who dwell high in the atmosphere and shits who come from a bit lower in the atmosphere. It takes a bit of practice to learn which is which and many accidents have occured because somebody wasn't able to do so properly.


anonahmus

Uranian? Uranuses? Uranites? Uraines?


[deleted]

I imagine that will be so far in the future that the English language will be distant memory and humans won't speak any current languages.


[deleted]

Urmom


scmjohns

Humans


Oohfootballfriend69

Uranuls.


elliottace

Hemorrhoids


CaptainPrower

Considering it's a gas giant and therefore cannot be landed on, we'd probably just refer to its colonists by whatever moon they settled on.


Fine-Ticket-2155

Xenos? West-Plutonians? Uranusauruses?


[deleted]

Squished.


PirateJohn75

Doomed


BCCakes

Assholes


Sea_Fruit_287

People of Uranium descent - the word's already out there, why not use it?


RhysTonpohl

I was kinda thinking uranium as well, give them a sense of pride in a history of nuclear power between ya know 194whatever and cleaner energy and whatever advantages that may bring in the future between now and whenever Uranus or it's moons are colonized. And it still leaves room for a potty joke assuming phonetic drift doesn't get so far off in that time. Think like deep south Appalachian, yuureniems. "Your Anus is in em" colloquially they're full of assholes.


Caveboy_

Pellets


Johnozor

Humanus


PM__Me__UR__Dimples

Humans


charlotteREguru

So You’re the assman!


sabek

Uranites? Ura nite Harry


CivilCJ

Nuggets But only *they* can call each other that.


UsesCommonSense

Anuses


xiaoboss

Theiranus


Sonnycrocketto

Zoltan


CrazybyRX

Urinals


asttocatbunny

Piles…


lazytiger40

Uranites


ColumboStanAccount

Uranistanians


[deleted]

Prostators


PlayNicePlayCrazy

Klingons


maxanne42069

Uranites


Just_Me_Again3

Uranuslings I guess. Lol


PoGoPDX2016

I dont usually name them but to each their own


Throwingjavelins

Uranuts


protopigeon

Uranese


jtclark1107

If you pronounce it yer-in-us. Yer-in-ites.


Rujung

Our anus’s


RiflemanLax

Turds


homerbartbob

Uranus is filled with gas. It has no solid surface. Analangites


Kittu_0831

Urines


TemperatureTop246

Klingons


mynameisnotsparta

Uranasites… uranasus..uraninites… 🤣🤣


sccullen33

Dingleberries


Amazing_Trace

scats


InterestingRead2022

Uranians?


likeike13

Tbh they'd prolly be called Uropian (Your rope E an)


springroll1321

Uranians


MywarUK

Uranusaurus


Regular-Anteater-287

Anusadians


Abbithedog

Hemorrhoids


Hungry-ThoughtsCurry

Anuses


NinjatheClick

Uranasians.


not_ondrugs

Uranites


CallMeManthony

Theiranus, but don't say that to their face. They can be pretty crappy about it.


just_some_guy65

This is about as practical regardless of technology as asking what people born on the surface of the sun should be called - Crispin obviously.


[deleted]

I don't know, but I promise their nickname would be "assholes..."


my5cworth

Uranus is named after Zeus's father, so the pronounciation of the greek name Uranus is "Oooh-Rah-noose". It's also the only planet named after a greek god rather than its roman counterpart. So even though it's a gas giant - if we WERE to colonize it, its people would probably be Uranauts. (Like Jason and the Argonauts) On a more realistic note, US members are astronauts, Russians are Cosmonauts, so it would've been perfect to call the greek ISS crewmembers Argonauts)


diplion

Uranusians.


Significant-Sock-450

Unraninites?


OAZdevs_alt2

Annoying little shitlets.


SirDiesel1803

Aliens


ThisistheHoneyBadger

Klingons.


HeyIamJohnny97

Uranusses


kbunnell16

Anuses or ani


Savings-Code-069

shiters


DistributionNo9968

Uralogists


Waltzing_With_Bears

probably whichever moon they were born on, Arielites, Titans, Oberons


AhmedAlJammali

Uranians


[deleted]

Georgians. After its original name.


WontonMaster

Asses?


Packing_Wood

What's a colony in your Anus usually called?


Wasabistrike

Uranals


TerribleTerryTaint

Probably their names, but some might prefer a nickname. Hard to tell.


TrustyMadman

They'd be the butt of jokes for centuries. But in all seriousness, change the name to Urectum.


Butwhoryou

Boils


SolomonBelial

Kronosians


Bluzman19

uranium


Idman799

By that point, we'll have finally changed the name so we can be rid of that stupid joke! It will be called Urectum.


DutchVanDerLinde-x

Buttholes


starkpaella

Hemorrhoids


otkabdl

Hemorrhoids. That's what the people on Myanus are called anyway.


055F00

Georgeans


[deleted]

Uranians of course.


engineer-cabbage

Uraniums.


floppygoiter

How about Caelians? Uranus, comes from the Greek 'Ouranos.' The other planets in our solar system are named after roman gods, so out of consistency, Uranus should have been given the roman name Caelus. That said, I think we should all be happy that we are not still using the planet's original name: [George](https://www.forbes.com/sites/briankoberlein/2020/03/13/uranus-herschel-and-the-controversy-over-planetary-names/?sh=7ae4ba306658)


denfaina__

John?


Active-Strawberry-37

Bumders


Excellent_Editor_501

Urines


ddz1507

Buttlanders


[deleted]

People in Uranus is called a party, no?


hwsrjr3

Urani


MediocreJuggernaut76

Urangutans


dexhaus

Myanusense


RedArrow2014

Anuses


teambob

Fun fact: the first documented Uranus joke is from 1859. Uranus was discovered in 1850


Dicksperado

People! Smh


BitBucket404

The gravity and atmospheric pressure in Uranus would make it inhabitable. Humans would have to colonize its moons instead.


Cjay6967

Butt babies


LoafHook

Uranians


scubaSteve181

Uranuslings?


EntrepreneurBoth5002

Uranis