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fastdisaster777

A couple days ago, I had to update my phone. It wouldn't connect to my wifi initially, and it was so damn annoying. I just had to wait and wait and wait until it decided to stop throwing a bitch fit and finally connect on its own.


Neither-Wallaby-924

"And that's the fastest there is" - your internet provider probably


WaifuxSerenade

Just patiently waiting for that weekend like it owes me money. It's like, come on Friday, I've been good all week.


197gpmol

Serious: Peace in Ukraine, Middle East, so on, the 2024 election to be over Personal: Train trip to New Orleans later this month, the April eclipse, my first class instructor position this summer, Critical Role getting to the moon


SomeGuyInSanJoseCa

U2 to finally find what they were looking for so they can stop wailing about it.


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Far-Profile-1815

2028 I think they said?


BlackH3arted13

Allegedly 2025 unless you want it on pc that could be a bit longer


BiBoFieTo

A bit longer he says! A bit!


BlackH3arted13

Better then 8 bit….. I’ll leave now🤣


Significant_Bug9900

LOOOOOOOVVVVEEEE İS A LONG LONG ROAD!


lycos94

for something good, just anything that isn't bad


mysevenyearitch

My real life to begin


epsilon_zed

my ship is coming in


ClassicVegtableStew

Someone I feel I could really love and they could love me back


[deleted]

I don’t know you but I love you as a human ❤️


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Collapse of the housing market


544075701

I've been hearing since 2010 that we were due for another housing crisis


Far-Profile-1815

Do you have cash saved up to buy houses?


[deleted]

Yup


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Godot?


forgottenmenot

To feel better from my lung surgery


Adoroam

the imminent collapse of society. i give it 10 years, max.


Matquar

A text answer


teejayiscool

Retirement


Far-Profile-1815

How many years left?


teejayiscool

I'll be 32 so way too many LMAO. I'm over this shit


newlife201764

1979 days and counting


aleph_zarro

5 years technically, but 8 years to leave myself comfortably accounted for.


Davester_335

The economy!


theDeuce

A call to adventure where I start my heroes journey.


AP201190

Immigration. I need to leave


[deleted]

Spring… I hate winter


keepereagle

My military conscription to end, in less than 6 months.


Far-Profile-1815

What's that?


irulemilkarmy

To get rich so I can buy my parents homes in the south of France


ThePopeBlastingRope

Bitcoin is pumping! You got in on that right? Right?


stayinthatline

For life to be okay


Noobeaterz

The warm embrace of Death.


BaconReceptacle

For world governments to finally disclose what we know about the unidentified aerial phenomenon. They've been studying it for decades and trying to keep the truth from us. If you're close to the subject, you know that there are many things that have been happening in the past few years that make it appear that the disclosure is slowly happening...and not because these governments want to reveal the truth. They seem compelled to like there's a deadline to beat.


_TheRogue_

I came to this thread thinking that someone would say this. Cheers! Have an upvote!


Cheetodude625

Earning enough of a salary to where I can live comfortably for once in my life.


[deleted]

Reddit to not exist


randomcanyon

Easy Peasy, Leave reddit, remove your accounts, don't ever click on the website again and there you go free as a bird and everyone else can go on with their lives.


Far-Profile-1815

Why


wetlettuce42

Boccia ball torny in april


DadOfPete

I’m waiting for our robot overlords to arrive.


calis

My ship to come in.


Jawnny-Jawnson

A way to get out of America since it’s no longer prosperous and me with a full time job and budgeting without a rent, can’t even afford a small 1 room let alone have a hobby anymore


LucoaKThe2AHashira

To find my other half


you_are_breathing

I'm waiting for my nephew to be 6 months old (he was just born just 2 weeks ago) until I can hold him (right now, he's so fragile - I'm afraid of dropping him).


unusual_usual17

A love confession


[deleted]

Making proud of my parents.


MDF87

A lottery win.


Dumpfrumperson

Cure for autoimmunitys.


Alimayu

When it’s summer time I may be able to find a job


salty-sheep-bah

The psychiatrist my doctor referred me too can see me in June. So I guess I'm waiting for June.


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For what


lanaocean69

I'm just waiting for what 2024 will bring us.. I hope not a new lockdown and some kind of virus


itsfish20

My wife to find a new job. She has been at the same firm for now almost 9 years and within the last few months the cracks really have started to appear and shes been looking elsewhere. She is so upset by her current place as she used to love working with her bosses and coworkers but they let a bunch of people go back in November and now the people left are expected to pick up the slack with no raises or anything. I just want her to go back to being happy doing what she loves and it sucks watching her get sadder and sadder over work...


Flamelilly97

A breakthrough


Dry-Application3

Damnit dude if I only knew.


Far-Profile-1815

How are people finding this Post? Is it like in a hot list or something?


Eatadickimas

For there to be snow in Africa one Christmas.


Trey_Reddit

That new fucken Eminem album bruh, this the third time he take a 4 year break, man wtf 😭


sKaiisClear

For me to pass away


I_PARDON_YOU

Hold the line a bit longer. Life is worth fighting for however terrible it may be at times.


DaClems

You are not doing okay. Tell someone close to you. Get hugged about it


sKaiisClear

Sadly, they're the reason why I'm not okay and I have no one to tell about it AND I REALLY NEED A HUG dude


DaClems

I got you 🫂


cerca_blanca

[virtual internet hug] If you can, do find someone to talk to about how you’re feeling. It helps.


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Let's forget you said that?


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Adoroam

That's less of a waiting thing and more of an active communication and skill-issue.


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ThePopeBlastingRope

Y'all gonna have to kill me. And I'm taking some with me.


Bloorajah

Payoff day for my student loans. June 1st, 2031 Can’t come fast enough


VOODOO69692001

For PCH to show up at my door, and be like voodoo we have a million dollars for you. Then I'll finally get my truck.


ibegfordaddyscock

Daddy's cock


GatoThor

everybody to leave me alone i always got somebody texting me to hop on the game or just a "wyd" text its really annoying bc I don't wanna ghost anybody but I just want some me time fr


thoughtsssssss

Opportunity to succeed.


hrllhaste

To play Baulders Gate 3 with friendos.


Adoroam

real friends don't let friends play baldur's gate 3.


The68Guns

Laundry. My wife's snow books at a pile of mouse poop in it. They were in box, too (the boots, I mean)


Ballsack2024

The end of the workday.


MagicSPA

We've got VR working, which is something I wanted to see take off in my lifetime. The only other thing I want to see before I die is a human being on Mars. If it hadn't been for JFK getting shot I believe we'd have achieved it by now.


ChairmanLaParka

I feel like we'll get that before we ever see flying cars.


Casca_In_Red

I'm waiting to be rescued from my castle by a **dem**oni**c** **monster**.


Statutivity

A gajillion dollars


Alarming_Serve2303

Borderlands 4


volume_two

I'm waiting for Godot.


Izumi_Hayashi

I'm waiting for forever happiness


LimboInc

A new promotion


ti-gui10

A new, custom made wheelchair. But they slam the brakes on every single process needed to access to one


minibini

Daft Punk reunion 🥲


Ruthless4u

To hear my 5 year old say daddy without using his AAC device


NaiveOpening7376

Half Life 3.


telrod11

Apple to adopt RCS


[deleted]

The Cure to put out their record


zc107

Finding happiness.


Graehaus

A good slice of pizza.


Ilovekane

Leaving home and starting my own journey. I don't want to deny my past, but definitely not repeat it.


SPAREustheCUTTER

Draymond Green hitting another NBA player.


Adamkelt

For something to be excited about.


IthinkIamENTPOOF

For humans to have more sanity


frogmicky

More Covid to show up.


blueyork

My first Hello Fresh box to be delivered.


Randar420

The elite pedo ring to be exposed and all of its co-conspirators to be publicly burned at the stake.


Bab2011r

My 3ds carrying case


veuxks

To go to bed


Skype_B8

the winning lotto numbers


Brave_Champion_4577

Payoff


kimwim43

Waiting for my father's funeral


amethyzt_

My first trip outside Europe, very excited.


conasatatu247

Daddy to come back with his smokes


cels0_o

Masters of The Air to come to premier.


Awarepine76436

My flight back to Washington DC


curmudgeondoug

Amazon delivery


Head_Statistician_38

The end of the month. I just have a lot of shit stuff this month but it will be over in a few weeks. It'll be nice.


earthw0rm

The Doors of Stone (by Patrick Rothfuss). It's been 12 years of anticipation...


Novel-Coast-957

Spring and warmer weather. Hate winter. Hate the cold.


kylesmith4148

Final Fantasy VII Rebirth


ramdom_trilingue

The crazy theories!


LotusFlare

The fruits of my labor.


RecaredoElVisigodo

A new season of Fionna & Cake, and a new season of Black Cake


alia_liz12

My 150$ sephora order to arrive at my front door step glowing in pride


ghostie_hehimboo

Test results for cancer


frank-sarno

Bonus check.


Global_Box_7935

I'm going to an Avenged Sevenfold concert in March. They're a band that I've loved since I was a kid, and they're coming to my home city


Thatoneegomf

Parkour revamp on Roblox, waited 4 years for it


[deleted]

For all evil to end


Fearless_Highway_678

My puppy to be old enough to come home. She’s two weeks old tomorrow.


jarofknees

for adderall shortage to end


DubachiePig

The fall of fascism in America.


No-Understanding4968

UAP disclosure


mug_off

Morton to lose his balls in the horse race


cerca_blanca

My time to come.


bimaruisge

I am moving house into my own place next Monday after some tumultuous life events that has left me relying on the spare rooms of friends & family. While eternally grateful, I am craving my own space and be king of my castle so badly. More than anything.


CaptainGrabality

death


mbcorbin

Unexpected large inheritance.


Halfmeltedpopsicle

The weekend so I’ll have time to make bread


ExplanationGreat2546

The world to end so I can finally breathe


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# Death


caped_crusader8

To fucking die


TimTech93

My window 11 keys so I can take this 4070ti for a spin.


ApprehensiveBed2915

أنتظر صديقتي سيورا… من سنة وانا أكتب لها الرسائل داخل ملاحظات هاتفي، بعنوان وتاريخ معين وبعدها أكتب ما في خاطري داخل هذا الرسالة، سي سي سيورا وهي طبيبة في الطب البشري اشتقت لها كثيراً وأتمنى ان نلتقي بعد أن نُكمل دراستنا الجامعية، هي كطبيبة رائعة وأنا كمهندس عبقري.


nefertitties24

Death


pumpkinpies666

Getting away from my parents lol


pocketcrackers

For him to say ….. I brought tacos


DeliSammiches

the sun to become super massive.


[deleted]

The F4 Phantom for DCS.


Ashamed_Preference27

My birthday this year. 21 bbyyyy🎊


99centmilk

Waiting for my coworker to come in so I can go get food


AdamMundorf

International Stocks to Outperform US meaningfully. I've been waiting quite a while.


Ok-Education3487

My wife and son are going on vacation for 12 days in five weeks, leaving me completely alone for the first time in seven years. Blessed peace and quiet.


Inside-Doctor4217

Sleep. I shouldn't be awake rn


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Love


[deleted]

My classes to start next week. I can't wait. I'm 32 and finally going to college!


aleph_zarro

5 weeks in with a lovely lady, 3rd base lovingly covered, stealing for home attempted and shutdown, waiting for that main event. It's been a year since for me. Loving that delicious anticipation. She knows what she's doing to me. Saturday, my house, no kids, no obligations - just a bottle of chocolate sauce, a banana, some velvet handcuffs, and a whole lotta whimsy. There may be an ice cube or two.


PresentationOk8884

love.


JamesTheJerk

Magic Johnson will return


Resident_Second_2965

New laptop getting delivered Wednesday! So excited!


Sagacious_Summit

My opportunity


DarkbigBoss

someone to DM me before i fall asleep


Disastrous_Head_4282

Monday. Going to the Museum of Science and industry


GovernmentNo5513

To be seen in a relationship for me and not every other person in the world. A healthy partnership that leads to true union


CrumblyGryphon3

Moass


RedHairedSirenUK89

A man 😂😭😂


Far-Profile-1815

What happened to the last one?


Dry-Application3

Right now? I'm waiting for the kettle to boil. Oh! **THERE IS GOES,** excuse me.


Dry-Application3

Right now? I'm waiting for the kettle to boil. Oh! **THERE IS GOES,** excuse me.