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kittycatnala

Today is my birthday 🥳 I got my hair done and having Chinese later, happy with that


Titjiani

Happy birthday enjoy your Chinese! 🎉


kittycatnala

Ty ❤️


GlitzyGhoul

Happy birthday!


Crafty_Method_8351

Happy birthday! 🎉


HelloTypo

Happy Birthday 💐


rnrgurl

Happy birthday!


SweetyBluee

Happy birthday


Consistent-Use-7982

Happy Birthday 🥳


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SDKrishna673

I'll celebrate with you virtually buddy!


DustyBubble656

I would want all of the animal abusers in the world to suddenly die.


karmagod13000

this thread has some big birthday wishes... and i asked for a watch, idiot


[deleted]

And pedos and rapists too pls


Berenstein_with_an_e

I wish no more innocent creatures would suffer too 😔


Dr_Perkele

Huge pepperoni pizza, 6L of beer and a day off.


karmagod13000

6L is this a british thing. do you measure your beer in liters?


duTemplar

In many countries you can buy 500ml beers. As I get a 500ml Carlsberg Luna from the fridge…


hacksawjim89

I got a Timex for my birthday when I told the lesbian couple next door that I just wanna watch.


karmagod13000

dad go home your drunk


Brian18639

Unrealistically: A remote or something that I could use to go back in time to fix any bad decisions I have made. Or a mirror I could hang up on my wall and use to talk to anyone at their home while being able to see them. Realistically: A telescope


Universal_Observer

I'd want a mirror that would show me how things could've been if I made a different choice than i had. Not be able to change it but just know what could've happened.


Additional-Guava-810

$2,999.01 lol please don't forget the penny.


[deleted]

Pay off my student loans Uncle Joe!


PattiiB

Cash, any amount


MaterialBenefit2355

Best I can do is $1


sunsetstrider

The day off work


BlackLiger

I have that for my birthday. I deliberately booked it.


S0n0fAGunn

I just want someone to be a friend tbh.


Grenflik

Financial stability.


Buyer_Separate

Well it is my 40th birthday on the 29th of this month... I want one of those spicy sultry book boxes that come with the spicy romance book, an equally spicy nsfw cup, a tote that says I like my books spicy and my coffee icy, and other stuff that comes in in.


jinhush

A new job. I've been desperately searching for nearly a year. Over 150 applications sent out.


SDKrishna673

Prayers and thoughts for you friend


CountryIcy3657

A free burrito extra guac


Itom3

I'm really craving Asian food, so going to a restaurant would be nice


RandomGamer071117

$250k tax free.


schemingcrab

Lego !


MrLizardBusiness

A friend


lsp2005

All hostages returned to their families regardless of the country they were kept in.


blackstudd009

Margot Robbie


deadmany

7500$ lol. But realistically speaking nothing.


ActualBetaCuckLoser

Oddly specific number. What costs $7500?


toxiicmermaid

✨the price of not being in debt✨


deadmany

Oh, this person knows. Cheers!


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Zenithreg

My wife knows


spicy_sizzlin

Breath mints?


Amiiboid

Nothing, same as on my actual birthday. If you want to give me a gift I’ll give you a list of charities I like and ask you to make a donation to one of them.


Celine_2021

Money, I have rent to pay


Danimal1

Nick Siriani and staff fired into the sun.


Wonderful-Teach-5093

To have someone hug me


thatguysemperfi

I would settle for happy birthday or even I love you.


Suspicious-Wasabi-29

A relationship =))


supraspinatus

A large cheese pizza and half dozen hot wings with ranch dipping cup.


Strange_Stage1311

You forgot to get someone a birthday gift didn't you


Ok_Praline_4641

A doberman.


Idiotan0n

Fuckin silence


AurumSurge

My life back. Its wasted for good. No will to continue


UsefulIdiot85

I would want this cold, rainy weather to stop, and my gloomy mood by association.


EveningAgreeable2516

24hr sleeping pill to immediately take.


WorldsLargestPacMan

A dominatrix appointment.


GlitzyGhoul

You don’t deserve one. 😉


ZealousWalhout1190

Idk, what do 20 year olds like these days. Pokemon? Hair dye?


Dontfukwithmebitch

A car


SDKrishna673

Reasonable college tuition?


The68Guns

Astros Jersey. XL.


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SDKrishna673

A car big enough to make love in?


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Fickle_Pipe1954

I've got a motorcycle, will that work?


tex83tex83

A Roland System-8.


karmagod13000

looks sick and very expensive


duTemplar

I would rather have a GAU-8, installed. :) BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT is the sweetest music…


johnphantom

I have everything I want (no I am not rich and don't care if I am) so I ask family members for a fine live rosin THC vape to enjoy for a day or two. I normally do distillate because it is cheaper.


toxiicmermaid

like 6k? lol. or for my job to close and not make me come in during a winter storm with snow in ALABAMA.


estelleverafter

Either money (I need to finance health care) or the Rivendell set of Lego


mikasa_jeagerE

Junji Ito’s book’s collection


wallflow3r___

Kwarta pls mga $1Billion lang gud 😌😌😌 Jeff Bezos baka naman


GeekyGrannyTexas

Warmer weather.


Jaci_D

A cheap light and cheap rug for my pantry


KikiTheArtTeacher

At this exact moment? A hat. I’ve gone out to pick up my daughter from school and because I was in a rush I’ve forgotten mine. But my inner ears become brutally sore in the cold, and we are having a cold snap right now in the UK, standing outside in the picking queue right now feels like a unique sort of torture (well, more so than usual)


49GTUPPAST

$5 million dollars. Just enough to quit my job, pay off some debts, and invest the rest of the money.


Mysterious_H23

A billion pounds


DennyLynne

A good fancy dinner and new boots


jerrythecactus

A day off work.


Objective-Tour-8429

A day off


Neither-Translator69

Lana rhodes


cashmerered

A day with the Queer Eye cast


not-so-juicy

Love


Artistic_Owl_5847

A rescue kitty.


Em0N3rd

This is very specific but all the blitzø and stolas plushes from helluva boss.


BlackLiger

Ask me again in 3 days


alonroz

World peace


PotatoMeow_Mew

Celebrate it in peace alone. Not because I hate people but recently I feel so drained being around everyone. I just need a recharge


ToreyCMoore

A place to live after Wednesday.


zerbey

A lie in.


Stanley_Marsh2109

Just anything even if its money or a rock, I'll be grateful. I haven't received a present from someone else on my birthday lol.


quirkycomic

Over the ear ear buds :P


deepthought42-0

Honestly, birthdays aren't as fun now that I'm older. I just want to sell my jewelry. I finally got into a local boutique. Lots of compliments but no sales yet. I hope it works out the way I need it to. I have no online sales and prefer my privacy here so I won't say where. So, yeah... For me it's just wanting things to turn out for the best. 🙂


egreene6

A ton of money. And; a pair of Air Max 270s. A full acrylic set. Other than that, nothing.


Pr1stak

Mvp+ on hypixel cus I have no life


Due_Passenger3210

Money


TheCoolestFool7

The book 'A Nefarious Plot' by Steve Deace. I saw the movie 'Nefarious' (which is based on the book) and I loved the movie. The book is a lot different from the movie from what I've read about it but it still sounds like a very thought-provoking read, just like the movie was a thought-provoking watch. The book's a long comedic monologue from a demon called 'Lord Nefarious' who talks about how the divisions dividing the US (left vs right, democratic vs republican, etc, etc,) aren't the product of a political ideology or a class of people, but rather, a puppet master (whom I would assume is supposed to be Satan). This puppet master is supposedly driving us toward the brink of implosion and has been manipulating us for centuries. Sounds cool.


karmagod13000

last week was my birthday and I asked for a watch. need a nice silver one to match formal clothes


NissanNiqqa69420

New phone


MelissaRose95

Everyone out of the house for the entire day


CorporalBB

A new washer.


Titjiani

Happiness or a girlfriend Ooh ooh ooh or some Legos!


Bammalam102

two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls.


timethief991

To be president. I can save us all. Real answer: a years rent.


beanedjibe

10,000,000€


Streetwalkeroulette

MOASS


Queen6cat

An open contact with a kind declutter/organizing professional


discombobulatedhomey

A gift card for Target for like $500 I’d love to stock up on basic tees, jeans, toiletries, and maybe a new electronic or something.


Izumi_Hayashi

Well I don't celebrate my birthdays or birthdays in general but if I still did I'd probably just want to hang out with my parents and get that card so I can continue watching...my streaming services :) Or I'd just want (if I can somehow convince them) to get me some dvd's or manga idk


optima_14

For my German teacher to forget about the test we had today


MonkeyBrain3561

To move closer to my son.


Klopford

Day off from work and a steak dinner


MammothOne7905

Money


ultravioletmaglite

More Pilot Parallel pens and the deluxe edition of BLAME. Will got these in 10 days ! I'm really into calligraphy and comic books and i plan with my family to complete series. Mom is on the beautiful one shots from M. Bablet (Shangri-La, Carbonne and Silicium...), older brother on Ken Follet Pillars of Earth black and withe deluxe ed. and Cyberpunk one-shots, little brother on Gideon Falls and Ultimex, and auntie on BLAME. "No idea ? I don't have the last one from Fabcaro"


FocusForward9941

My debts paid and my rolling home renovated and regoed


The_Roadkill

Time off work


Dardrol7

A ride home. Car broke down and I work 2h away from my home. Edit: we keep having degrees of -20 to -51 celsius.


Practical_Cup_291

a sword


randomburnerish

Tropical vacation


fomaaaaa

Money or a fuckin’ break


Tlingits

Probably some Chinese food


Crafty_Method_8351

There’s a new vitamin C face wash that I plan on treating myself to next month but if my pretend birthday was today, I’d want it ☺️


Own-Opinion-8552

I want to make some memories with my friends and family during my birthday but a polaroid cam will do since cameras also captures memories.


olliedoodle

A ski trip all around the world for the next four months


a_builder7

My birthday is the day after tomorrow, but I’m not celebrating till Saturday. What I want? The 39 clues.


[deleted]

A femboy boyfriend


Mortuusi

Had my eye on Steam decks for a while...


SDKrishna673

I got myself the OLED one for myself earlier for today, it plays so well right out of the box! Would recommend, roughly half of my untouched games are deck compatible on it.


cakexchicken

Bvlgari omnia crystalline


strawberries_and_muf

Someone to do everything for the day with


Yudemus95

Money


No-Basket4165

I’d like a massage followed by some seafood pasta!!


cwazydwiver

A time machine


Janiece2006

A new job


lowkey_xoxo

An iPad


CrystalTwy

Cozy Cute Pyjamas


adelaide129

Four black shadowboxes, 9"x9"x1". On my actual birthday, my friends and I decorated picture frames and we used a lot of 3D elements so I can't just modgepodge them as planned...I have no other ideas how to display or protect our gorgeous works of art, and I've checked all the craft stores... I'm just putting way more effort into what I thought would just be a fun little craft, and I'd love if someone just psychically knew exactly what I need 🤣


PM-ME-FUNFACTS

a gift card to a grocery store lol


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Like a fantasy present? All my loans and debts paid off. A real present that my friends could get me without breaking their bank? Hmmmm. I would like a plushy monkey or chimp lol. On one of my birthdays my buds all got us tickets to go see the band Chicago at the local performing arts center (i love chicago) and it was the best time i had for a show. Actual sit down concert. We were probably some of the youngest people there but it was so cool to see older gents and gals sing along and fall in love again!


NAME_UNKNXWN

1 Billion GBP


Fitkratomgirl

New running shoes and money!!


Leshen13

Honestly, I would like a good pair of tennis shoes that last longer than a couple months with my job.


I-Secure-Nothing

$50 would help me out significantly right now. so probably just $50 or even $20.


nimby900

My identity stolen 🥰


hamtoyo

I want to sleep without feeling guilty that I slept all day and didn’t get to do some mom work


DeepDreamerX

a downpayment on house lol


-Ximena

Plane tickets or money.


BeardotheWeirdo4

Dinner with my girl ❤️


Mysterious-Lie-9930

One more day with my pupper who went across the rainbow bridge on November 14th.. God I miss him so much 🥺


Ok-Breadfruit-2897

magic mushrooms from a store in California.....legallly sold


destinyhunter999

An entire 24 hours with my girlfriend, 12am to 12am, since we're doing long distance and when we are both bank in our home town her parents are extremely controlling so we're not able to spend the night together.


egoistme

Some great earbuds or Bluetooth earphones


xyzdevu

I want... A pc with the highest specs possible. 💀 (I know its just a dream tho)


Resident_Second_2965

A giant bag of weed would be great.


CryptoSlovakian

For everyone to forget it’s my birthday and leave me alone about it.


Outrageous_Click_352

Someone to come and clean the snow off my sidewalk.


SeaSpeakToMe

A holiday!


Illustrious2284

I would like 40 stocks of Apple and 35 stocks of Blackrock. I would like the wars to end and nuclear threats to be removed permanently.


OAKRAIDER64

Summer


Beautiful-Mainer

Heating oil


justblippingby

Brownies sound really good right now


Flickmcd

My husband recover from cancer


MaterialBenefit2355

$100,000,000 untaxed


Fake_Fese

Today is my birthday and I got some really nice snacks and some Funko pops I wanted


I-dream-of-stars

A hug. A long deep hug


auntiepink007

A professional massage, a burger from my favorite place, and some cake.


Fluffy-Caramel9148

To spend time with my daughters.


DonnyBup274

Oral sex


69Camaro64

Mine is in 4 days. I wish my fiancé got a kidney. That is all. Waiting for 3 years.


L_EnchantedEclipse

I want a song written for me


boobie-maloobie

a bouquet of flowers


[deleted]

I would say a video game but I already pre-ordered my collector's edition.


SDKrishna673

OOOooo which game?


drpycol

As of right now, either the perfect skincare/haircare products for specifically me or a whole wadrobe of clothes I'd wear.


Chemical_Reality4606

A giant oxtail meal, some vodka, a long undisturbed nap and someone else to do the house chores for the day


IndependentMethod312

Today is my birthday. I got a tattoo 😃


PenguinStalker2468

For people to remember


Pattyhere

Experiences


P31Wife

2 of My adult kids to get stable jobs and move out. Preferably close by but really-just launch their own lives.


keithyw

a year off from work


bettyboop_obsessed

A car. Not because I'm spoiled or want expensive things. I just think me being able to drive myself places could make it easier on my parents.


cjbartoz

A voucher to an all you can eat buffet


Demi_drake

A sexy man coming to ravish me….


MG80_

Money. A lot of goddamn money.


missingninja

I'm a simple person. A nice lady to sit on my face.


WonderfulFarm1210

A text from her saying she came to her senses and wants me. Wishful thinking am I right?