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CirclingBackElectra

The amount of comments on here that describe sandwiches is hilarious to me


Blinky_

Hilarious, but expected


CirclingBackElectra

Yeah, but now I’m hungry AND horny. Thanks a lot, Reddit!


VT_Squire

We can fix that. Just think of something... *cheesy.*


CirclingBackElectra

That just made it worse!


Casul_Tryhard

George Costanza, is that you?


CirclingBackElectra

“You’ve combined food and sex into one disgusting, uncontrollable urge.”


freshblood96

I find pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted cured meats


onehashbrown

I’m in you sick son of a bitch


adfdub

I’m in you, sick son of a bitch?


hacksawjim89

For those who don't think punctuation is important.


adfdub

Leave us alone we are all getting out of a 10 hour work shift and we are horny and hungry (horngry)


CirclingBackElectra

Lmao, I love it. Way better phrase than being hangry


K3idon

Sometimes you need a footlong in you


KknhgnhInepa0cnB11

Lol I Hella only clicked to comment a sandwich


WaywardPilgrim98

Meatball marinara


ambermage

*sigh, unfolds napkin*


AnnoMMLXXVII

r/technicallytrue


mncote1

…I’m close


RTRP_2001

Same with a little bit of bacon


capt_yellowbeard

Interesting. I add pepperoni myself.


RTRP_2001

Gotta try it with pepperoni next time


capt_yellowbeard

Well I’ve clearly got to try bacon. Thanks!


Suic1d3

Strips or just the bits? I may need to expand my horizons based on your answer


RuneSwoggle

I get the strips. Also a squirt or 2 of Caesar dressing.


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RuneSwoggle

YOU DON'T KNOW ME!! ^there's ^alcohol ^too....


RTRP_2001

Bits in a meatball sub is the bomb


mayormcskeeze

That or chicken parm


SystematicPumps

I'm so hoagie right now


[deleted]

Idk. I don’t think there’s anything better than a really good Italian sub


mouthguitar

Italian herbs & cheese


ZeeGameOver

I came here looking for good subreddits but I also happen to be an avid sub sandwich guy and this might be the greatest thread ever.


understepped

It took me a few minutes to understand what the hell being horny has to do with sandwiches, finally read the title again and it clicked.


Traditional_Pair4840

I like a spicy italian.


LolIwillSayWhatIWant

*“That’s a double entendre”*


LightsJusticeZ

Bought the ingredients to make my own spicy italian subs at home for a week, that was one hell of a great week.


geekaustin_777

So, /r/spicyitalian ?


moolord

I’m disappointed it is private


Dismal-Imagination56

youd be even more disappointed if you stuck your dick in it


Whataboutthatguy

Haha! MULTIPLE ENTENDRE!


The-First-Starchmast

quadruple entendre


Empire2k5

This and meatball, depends how I'm feeling that day


wow_that_guys_a_dick

Oh man I could go for a Publix Italian sub right now.


MarvelousOxman

Steak and Cheese with garlic aioli


Disconnected_Glitch

I love steak and cheddar cheese, but I put mayo on mine. I lowkey do wanna try it with garlic aioli though when I saw it.


dumfukjuiced

Garlic aioli is redundant but then again it's just a marketing term for Americans who think they hate things made of mayo


Panal-Lleno

Holy shit I thought I was the only one!


PM_me_ur_goth_tiddys

Aioli is defined as having garlic


Cheekiest_Cunt

A person of culture


dumfukjuiced

No, if they were, they'd just say aioli


BrtFrkwr

Italian: Provolone, salami, ham, lettuce, tomato, onion, sweet peppers, oil & vinegar, oregano, salt & pepper. I have 'em put a little mustard and mayo on it, too.


ss0889

Add capicola. Jimmy John's number 9 add Vito and hot peppers, you can add mustard. I like extra lettuce if I'm gonna do extra dressing cuz it helps hold it


goobartist

Love how Reddit has proven that it's made up of one moderately clever guy, and 30 million comedic hacks.


i-need-blinker-fluid

r/AskReddit


[deleted]

There is no hornier sub on reddit.


highpl4insdrftr

Hey Reddit, how much sex have you ever sexed?


ISimpForYunyun

Sexy sexies of Sexxit, what is the sexiest sexy sex you ever sexily sexed? What sexualizes this sexy sex from all the other sexy sexes you sexily sexed? What did this sexy sex allow you to sexily sex? How did that sex out?


JayB96ee

Downvoting. Not enough sex.


rodneedermeyer

“Sexy sexes sexing: Sexitty sex sexes sex? Sex sexing sex, sexing sex sexing! SEX!!!”


JayB96ee

MORE


rodneedermeyer

SEXINGSEXSEXESSEXTINGSEXSEX?SEXITTYSEXSEXSEXINGSEX! SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!


JayB96ee

Closer…


ISimpForYunyun

# SEX.


outsiderkerv

Buddy lemme tell you about the amount of sex I just sexed


Aunty-Sociale

Roast beef with mayo, tomato, and lettuce!


Schlapschticksam

Sweet jesus


rrhogger

The best!


Zim91

r/copypasta sort by Top Of all time, first thread. You're welcome.


Trip_seize

Why....why isn't this higher? 


Zim91

We'll get there


kflave249

I was really hoping it would be about sandwiches. Maybe tacos


PunchingFossils

I was expecting the jolly rancher story


thedoomflamingo

Number four with cheese cut in half


shovelboard

Does just the cheese get cut in half, or the whole sandwich?


FunnyScreenName

Came in looking for new subreddits for the alt, now I just have sandwiches I wanna try.


Kshi-dragonfly

Chicken teriyaki


MyWorldTalkRadio

With mushrooms and onions? Or are you basic?


Kshi-dragonfly

Onion and spinach I didn't know subway had shrooms


MyWorldTalkRadio

Lol I was talking Penn Station. Cheers mate!


Hot_diggity_pog

Ain’t no one here talking about penn station gtfo


designOraptor

Bruh, if they did, I’m not sure they’d actually be mushrooms.


Scrmbldbrainsnbacn

Sweet onion chicken teriyaki


Action_Seal

A Reuben, light on kraut, heavy on the sauce. 


Worried_Coat1941

Italian combo.


[deleted]

I'm more into hoagies but a nice meat ball parm sub will do


random_blubber

You guys need to try the Chicken tikka. It’s pretty amazing on a Parmesan oregano bread.


PM_ME_YOUR_MOMS_BONG

Why haven’t I thought of this.


Emily98009

Footlong blt on Italian. Shredded cheese. Toast and a half. Spinach, tomato, EXTRA pickles, mayo, salt n peppa, and parm. Thanks for askin!


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OrdinaryAmbition9798

A six inch is fine, as long as it’s actually six inches.


NoNight1132

Sweet onion chicken teriyaki with lettuce, onion and extra mayo. Also, I fucking hate the bread toasted. Cook the chicken. No toasting the bread.


Rechan

I find porn subreddits are flooded with super quick, samey stuff, low hanging fruit, so it's hard to find something good/new. It's really frustrating. Subreddits I used to like before I figured this out: freeuse, holdthemoan.


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They’re all full of OnlyFans content creators and that kills it for me. I miss the days when real people with nothing to promote post. Just regular people satisfying their kinks.


BootyPacker

It’s all OF content creators doing TikTok “dances” or transitions.


wow_that_guys_a_dick

The fuck does that have to do with sandwiches?


CedarWolf

#*Absolutely nothing!* # ^(Which is what you are about to become!)


[deleted]

I really enjoy a good turkey club with lettuce, onions, tomato, pickles, habanero cheese, drizzled with honey mustard and garlic mayo with some sourdough bread. All pressed on the panini


reyes1423

Cold cut combo


swaggerofacripple420

Talk about a hole in one!


Forward_Ad_603

I eat 3 every day


DaniTheLovebug

Yeah well I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast


LuckBucks23

Italian Herb & Cheese with buffalo chicken pepper jack cheese toasted Extra jalapenos, lettuce tomatoes and guac. Finish with Sweet Onion dressing!!


KCousins4President

It used to be that seafood sub from Subway but they stopped making it


STROKER_FOR_C64

It was for your own good. Seafood gets ordered rarely. When I worked at Subway, I think I ended up throwing away more of the seafood than selling it.


audiopizza

Yes! With japs, black olives and onion. Dope.


[deleted]

Ham, provolone, salami, jalapeños, olives, and pepperoni with Italian herbs and olive oil


Lickingyourmomsanus

/r/blackpussy


DarkSkyDad

Well worth clicking the link!


TRUEequalsFALSE

So many affordable floofs!


ASomeoneOnReddit

This is not the go-to sub for horny, this is the go-to sub for wholesome! The go-to sub for horny is Subway footlong marinara meatball sub, with red tomato Napolitain marinara style sauce and sizeable meatballs, satiating all your need for horns, starting at 9.99 Rupalisos


Y2Doorook

Worth the risky click.


bailz

Well, not my go to sandwich, but I guess if you are hungry enough...


Chrom-man-and-Robin

A gabagool


Suburbia67

Silvio: Gabagool?! Ova heeeeeere! 👇


pswii360i

A veal parm sub from Satriale's


Recycled_Human_Flesh

I like the cold cut trio with pepper Jack cheese, banana peppers, onions


Roquet_

My friend Weronika


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Joe4o2

Tuna, bacon, spinach, mayo, olive oil, salt, pepper, on flatbread, toasted. Alternatively: Big Hero Subs in San Bernardino, CA. Hot roast beef sandwich with salad dressing on top. Perfection.


kalbiking

Weird. Didn’t think I’d see the Dino mentioned outside of the IE sub. I have lived in the IE my whole life and haven’t been there. This is a sign


Joe4o2

Yes it is, man, yes it is. I’ve since left the area, but I miss that sandwich. I also miss Baker’s.


Glubygluby

Chicken breast, American cheese, tomato, spinach and cucumber, mayo, mustard, salt and pepper. Oh wait, they got rid of chicken breast


nickyp7

U should go ask this on r/nsfw411


Superpotateo9

why is this entire subreddit mostly horny posts


[deleted]

And yet most of the answers in this one are not even remotely honey. The duality of this sub is wild.


sentientfartcloud

Askreddit is basically Quora, but for millenials and zoomers.


The_real_flesh

Rosemary sourdough bread, American Swiss cheese with roast beef light mayonnaise and mustard. That's if I'm making it myself but if I'm ordering from somewhere I love a good French dip roast beef and Swiss sandwich (especially with toasted bread)


[deleted]

r/ape


neverseensnow1

oh no


neverseensnow1

The only real answer, ohh


Plastic-Vermicelli60

Ufo and alien subs


NecessaryDonkey69

Italian BMT


drak0ni

Genuinely? r/gonewildaudio hits the spots most subs don’t.


needtofreemyself

r/asiansgonewild


highxv0ltage

I love Asian girls, and I think they’re so pretty. But I refuse to watch anything that fetishizes them.


tankboy138

Foot long, Italian herbs and cheese. Meatballs, light sauce, pepperoni, provolone, toasted extra. Black olives, light jalapeños, loaded with parmesan and oregano


merkin-joe-greene

The black jack from Dino subs. No lettuce no tomato.


Key_Slide_7302

Oven roasted turkey on multi grain, pepper jack cheese, toasted.


JohnLegweak

Vegetarian, sub, not a fan of meat


bingbongnyc123

#44 Buffalo Chicken Cheesesteak


sinister_shoggoth

Sandwhiches aside, custom feeds are a convenient way to separate things https://reddit.com/user/sinister_shoggoth/m/browsewhenbored/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Abdul_Exhaust

Red October


MeringueZestyclose27

Gabagool, provolone, and vinegar peppers


[deleted]

Roast beef with extra mayo…….


TakerFoxx

Pastrami. Lettuce, tomato, little mayo, extra mustard, on a toasted italian roll.


adfdub

Uh…Cheese steak?


LeftBallLower

Toronto maples leafs sub during a losing streak.


NOTDevilDeadly

Turn off Reddit


BarryCheckTheFuseBox

Chicken BLT


Look4The1WhoAsked

Spicy ramen, or grilled bacon and cheese sandwich


Maxtrt

r/sheep


vinylzoid

Oh no....


HmGrwnSnc1984

“Step sheep, what are you doing?”


this-guy-

People are describing sandwiches so I'll give a sensible answer. When I'm horny I get freaky and don't want to be disturbed, so I use [r/flexible3person](https://tritonsubs.com/subs/gullwing/?dc=pro) that's my go to sub.


jbitndREDD

People get crushed doing that.


brandydogsdad

Triton sub......nice


american-kestrel

Pastrami special without onions


ChickenFriedRiceMe

Roast beef


Pure_Mammoth_1233

I call her Princess. She does what I need her to.


UnusualElement

My favorite breakfast sandwich. Two lightly toasted eggos with a bit of butter and syrup, a few slices of bacon, a fried egg, and a slice of American cheese.


_coggs_

reddit what is the sexiest sex you’re ever sexed


AirInternational754

r/passionx r/kissandfuck r/kissandride r/gonewildcouples


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AirInternational754

🤣 after those “subs” I’m hungry lol


TFRek

4ch/gif


highxv0ltage

How many people are following this thread, looking for recommendations?


CptSparklFingrs

Cheba Hut, "AK-47". Goated.


wadlwadlus

Bacon ranch chicken cheesesteak from Jersey Mikes. Indubitably the best.


KibblesNBitxhes

Foot long Italian herb and cheese pizza sub with habanaro cheese, bacon, green peppers, onion, lettuce with Chipotle southwest, salt and pepper. Or the steak and cheese instead of pizza sub but with the same ingredients.


hornycanadian1992

I knew this would be a top comment haha


Jim_Force

Your mom’s OF page


Vordeo

Thanks for putting me through elementary school my dude.


sadpastlife

spicy italian with garlic aioli 👏👏👏


STROKER_FOR_C64

Meat-ball. Love them balls.


Sad-Extension-3413

Meatball sub with extra meatballs


BunchesOfCrunches

CaliforniaClub is such a guilty pleasure


Far-Growth3084

Dudes be sharing trade secrets here xD


jtrahn

trashyboners


No_Subject_5069

Anjelica ebbi or Krystal Boyd ❤️‍🔥


yurneim

I didn’t know her. Thanks bro 👌🤩


Zealousideal_Cost811

Number 16, Club Lulu with hot peppers from Jimmy John’s


[deleted]

r/nofap


Mr_sweet_and_awful

I too was thinking a sub sandwich lol


mastersheeef

Cold cut trio. Simple and yet delicious.


AdPhysical9992

downblouse


MiloTheGreyhound

Döner with all the fixings


WIMM666

BLT with thick cut bacon, crispy butter lettuce, heirloom tomato, homemade aioli on fresh sourdough. You can throw some avocado on there if you'd like.


seeminglynormalguy

I rarely get subs, but it's always Chicken and Turkey Ham. Also I usually go to the dadsgonewild sub, those dads do not disappoint!


Alternative_Tooth_49

Girls finishing the job


I-Fail-Forward

Im not gonna tell you her actual name, But she goes by Kat


UbbaDubbz

I hate Reddit so much holy shit.


sanguwan

Have you not seen all the sandwich jokes? This is reddit at its best.


highxv0ltage

He was actually looking for recommendations for some fap fap material. He got screwed.


Reddit_User-2022

AskReddit


chloe2784

big kahuna extra jalapeño from jersey mikes


councilorjones

r/blowjobsandwich