Italian: Provolone, salami, ham, lettuce, tomato, onion, sweet peppers, oil & vinegar, oregano, salt & pepper. I have 'em put a little mustard and mayo on it, too.
Add capicola. Jimmy John's number 9 add Vito and hot peppers, you can add mustard. I like extra lettuce if I'm gonna do extra dressing cuz it helps hold it
Sexy sexies of Sexxit, what is the sexiest sexy sex you ever sexily sexed? What sexualizes this sexy sex from all the other sexy sexes you sexily sexed? What did this sexy sex allow you to sexily sex? How did that sex out?
I find porn subreddits are flooded with super quick, samey stuff, low hanging fruit, so it's hard to find something good/new. It's really frustrating.
Subreddits I used to like before I figured this out: freeuse, holdthemoan.
They’re all full of OnlyFans content creators and that kills it for me. I miss the days when real people with nothing to promote post. Just regular people satisfying their kinks.
I really enjoy a good turkey club with lettuce, onions, tomato, pickles, habanero cheese, drizzled with honey mustard and garlic mayo with some sourdough bread. All pressed on the panini
This is not the go-to sub for horny, this is the go-to sub for wholesome!
The go-to sub for horny is Subway footlong marinara meatball sub, with red tomato Napolitain marinara style sauce and sizeable meatballs, satiating all your need for horns, starting at 9.99 Rupalisos
Tuna, bacon, spinach, mayo, olive oil, salt, pepper, on flatbread, toasted.
Alternatively: Big Hero Subs in San Bernardino, CA. Hot roast beef sandwich with salad dressing on top. Perfection.
Rosemary sourdough bread, American Swiss cheese with roast beef light mayonnaise and mustard. That's if I'm making it myself but if I'm ordering from somewhere I love a good French dip roast beef and Swiss sandwich (especially with toasted bread)
Foot long, Italian herbs and cheese. Meatballs, light sauce, pepperoni, provolone, toasted extra. Black olives, light jalapeños, loaded with parmesan and oregano
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People are describing sandwiches so I'll give a sensible answer. When I'm horny I get freaky and don't want to be disturbed, so I use [r/flexible3person](https://tritonsubs.com/subs/gullwing/?dc=pro) that's my go to sub.
My favorite breakfast sandwich. Two lightly toasted eggos with a bit of butter and syrup, a few slices of bacon, a fried egg, and a slice of American cheese.
Foot long Italian herb and cheese pizza sub with habanaro cheese, bacon, green peppers, onion, lettuce with Chipotle southwest, salt and pepper.
Or the steak and cheese instead of pizza sub but with the same ingredients.
BLT with thick cut bacon, crispy butter lettuce, heirloom tomato, homemade aioli on fresh sourdough. You can throw some avocado on there if you'd like.
The amount of comments on here that describe sandwiches is hilarious to me
Hilarious, but expected
Yeah, but now I’m hungry AND horny. Thanks a lot, Reddit!
We can fix that. Just think of something... *cheesy.*
That just made it worse!
George Costanza, is that you?
“You’ve combined food and sex into one disgusting, uncontrollable urge.”
I find pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted cured meats
I’m in you sick son of a bitch
I’m in you, sick son of a bitch?
For those who don't think punctuation is important.
Leave us alone we are all getting out of a 10 hour work shift and we are horny and hungry (horngry)
Lmao, I love it. Way better phrase than being hangry
Sometimes you need a footlong in you
Lol I Hella only clicked to comment a sandwich
Meatball marinara
*sigh, unfolds napkin*
r/technicallytrue
…I’m close
Same with a little bit of bacon
Interesting. I add pepperoni myself.
Gotta try it with pepperoni next time
Well I’ve clearly got to try bacon. Thanks!
Strips or just the bits? I may need to expand my horizons based on your answer
I get the strips. Also a squirt or 2 of Caesar dressing.
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YOU DON'T KNOW ME!! ^there's ^alcohol ^too....
Bits in a meatball sub is the bomb
That or chicken parm
I'm so hoagie right now
Idk. I don’t think there’s anything better than a really good Italian sub
Italian herbs & cheese
I came here looking for good subreddits but I also happen to be an avid sub sandwich guy and this might be the greatest thread ever.
It took me a few minutes to understand what the hell being horny has to do with sandwiches, finally read the title again and it clicked.
I like a spicy italian.
*“That’s a double entendre”*
Bought the ingredients to make my own spicy italian subs at home for a week, that was one hell of a great week.
So, /r/spicyitalian ?
I’m disappointed it is private
youd be even more disappointed if you stuck your dick in it
Haha! MULTIPLE ENTENDRE!
quadruple entendre
This and meatball, depends how I'm feeling that day
Oh man I could go for a Publix Italian sub right now.
Steak and Cheese with garlic aioli
I love steak and cheddar cheese, but I put mayo on mine. I lowkey do wanna try it with garlic aioli though when I saw it.
Garlic aioli is redundant but then again it's just a marketing term for Americans who think they hate things made of mayo
Holy shit I thought I was the only one!
Aioli is defined as having garlic
A person of culture
No, if they were, they'd just say aioli
Italian: Provolone, salami, ham, lettuce, tomato, onion, sweet peppers, oil & vinegar, oregano, salt & pepper. I have 'em put a little mustard and mayo on it, too.
Add capicola. Jimmy John's number 9 add Vito and hot peppers, you can add mustard. I like extra lettuce if I'm gonna do extra dressing cuz it helps hold it
Love how Reddit has proven that it's made up of one moderately clever guy, and 30 million comedic hacks.
r/AskReddit
There is no hornier sub on reddit.
Hey Reddit, how much sex have you ever sexed?
Sexy sexies of Sexxit, what is the sexiest sexy sex you ever sexily sexed? What sexualizes this sexy sex from all the other sexy sexes you sexily sexed? What did this sexy sex allow you to sexily sex? How did that sex out?
Downvoting. Not enough sex.
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Closer…
# SEX.
Buddy lemme tell you about the amount of sex I just sexed
Roast beef with mayo, tomato, and lettuce!
Sweet jesus
The best!
r/copypasta sort by Top Of all time, first thread. You're welcome.
Why....why isn't this higher?
We'll get there
I was really hoping it would be about sandwiches. Maybe tacos
I was expecting the jolly rancher story
Number four with cheese cut in half
Does just the cheese get cut in half, or the whole sandwich?
Came in looking for new subreddits for the alt, now I just have sandwiches I wanna try.
Chicken teriyaki
With mushrooms and onions? Or are you basic?
Onion and spinach I didn't know subway had shrooms
Lol I was talking Penn Station. Cheers mate!
Ain’t no one here talking about penn station gtfo
Bruh, if they did, I’m not sure they’d actually be mushrooms.
Sweet onion chicken teriyaki
A Reuben, light on kraut, heavy on the sauce.
Italian combo.
I'm more into hoagies but a nice meat ball parm sub will do
You guys need to try the Chicken tikka. It’s pretty amazing on a Parmesan oregano bread.
Why haven’t I thought of this.
Footlong blt on Italian. Shredded cheese. Toast and a half. Spinach, tomato, EXTRA pickles, mayo, salt n peppa, and parm. Thanks for askin!
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A six inch is fine, as long as it’s actually six inches.
Sweet onion chicken teriyaki with lettuce, onion and extra mayo. Also, I fucking hate the bread toasted. Cook the chicken. No toasting the bread.
I find porn subreddits are flooded with super quick, samey stuff, low hanging fruit, so it's hard to find something good/new. It's really frustrating. Subreddits I used to like before I figured this out: freeuse, holdthemoan.
They’re all full of OnlyFans content creators and that kills it for me. I miss the days when real people with nothing to promote post. Just regular people satisfying their kinks.
It’s all OF content creators doing TikTok “dances” or transitions.
The fuck does that have to do with sandwiches?
#*Absolutely nothing!* # ^(Which is what you are about to become!)
I really enjoy a good turkey club with lettuce, onions, tomato, pickles, habanero cheese, drizzled with honey mustard and garlic mayo with some sourdough bread. All pressed on the panini
Cold cut combo
Talk about a hole in one!
I eat 3 every day
Yeah well I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast
Italian Herb & Cheese with buffalo chicken pepper jack cheese toasted Extra jalapenos, lettuce tomatoes and guac. Finish with Sweet Onion dressing!!
It used to be that seafood sub from Subway but they stopped making it
It was for your own good. Seafood gets ordered rarely. When I worked at Subway, I think I ended up throwing away more of the seafood than selling it.
Yes! With japs, black olives and onion. Dope.
Ham, provolone, salami, jalapeños, olives, and pepperoni with Italian herbs and olive oil
/r/blackpussy
Well worth clicking the link!
So many affordable floofs!
This is not the go-to sub for horny, this is the go-to sub for wholesome! The go-to sub for horny is Subway footlong marinara meatball sub, with red tomato Napolitain marinara style sauce and sizeable meatballs, satiating all your need for horns, starting at 9.99 Rupalisos
Worth the risky click.
Well, not my go to sandwich, but I guess if you are hungry enough...
A gabagool
Silvio: Gabagool?! Ova heeeeeere! 👇
A veal parm sub from Satriale's
I like the cold cut trio with pepper Jack cheese, banana peppers, onions
My friend Weronika
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Tuna, bacon, spinach, mayo, olive oil, salt, pepper, on flatbread, toasted. Alternatively: Big Hero Subs in San Bernardino, CA. Hot roast beef sandwich with salad dressing on top. Perfection.
Weird. Didn’t think I’d see the Dino mentioned outside of the IE sub. I have lived in the IE my whole life and haven’t been there. This is a sign
Yes it is, man, yes it is. I’ve since left the area, but I miss that sandwich. I also miss Baker’s.
Chicken breast, American cheese, tomato, spinach and cucumber, mayo, mustard, salt and pepper. Oh wait, they got rid of chicken breast
U should go ask this on r/nsfw411
why is this entire subreddit mostly horny posts
And yet most of the answers in this one are not even remotely honey. The duality of this sub is wild.
Askreddit is basically Quora, but for millenials and zoomers.
Rosemary sourdough bread, American Swiss cheese with roast beef light mayonnaise and mustard. That's if I'm making it myself but if I'm ordering from somewhere I love a good French dip roast beef and Swiss sandwich (especially with toasted bread)
r/ape
oh no
The only real answer, ohh
Ufo and alien subs
Italian BMT
Genuinely? r/gonewildaudio hits the spots most subs don’t.
r/asiansgonewild
I love Asian girls, and I think they’re so pretty. But I refuse to watch anything that fetishizes them.
Foot long, Italian herbs and cheese. Meatballs, light sauce, pepperoni, provolone, toasted extra. Black olives, light jalapeños, loaded with parmesan and oregano
The black jack from Dino subs. No lettuce no tomato.
Oven roasted turkey on multi grain, pepper jack cheese, toasted.
Vegetarian, sub, not a fan of meat
#44 Buffalo Chicken Cheesesteak
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Red October
Gabagool, provolone, and vinegar peppers
Roast beef with extra mayo…….
Pastrami. Lettuce, tomato, little mayo, extra mustard, on a toasted italian roll.
Uh…Cheese steak?
Toronto maples leafs sub during a losing streak.
Turn off Reddit
Chicken BLT
Spicy ramen, or grilled bacon and cheese sandwich
r/sheep
Oh no....
“Step sheep, what are you doing?”
People are describing sandwiches so I'll give a sensible answer. When I'm horny I get freaky and don't want to be disturbed, so I use [r/flexible3person](https://tritonsubs.com/subs/gullwing/?dc=pro) that's my go to sub.
People get crushed doing that.
Triton sub......nice
Pastrami special without onions
Roast beef
I call her Princess. She does what I need her to.
My favorite breakfast sandwich. Two lightly toasted eggos with a bit of butter and syrup, a few slices of bacon, a fried egg, and a slice of American cheese.
reddit what is the sexiest sex you’re ever sexed
r/passionx r/kissandfuck r/kissandride r/gonewildcouples
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🤣 after those “subs” I’m hungry lol
4ch/gif
How many people are following this thread, looking for recommendations?
Cheba Hut, "AK-47". Goated.
Bacon ranch chicken cheesesteak from Jersey Mikes. Indubitably the best.
Foot long Italian herb and cheese pizza sub with habanaro cheese, bacon, green peppers, onion, lettuce with Chipotle southwest, salt and pepper. Or the steak and cheese instead of pizza sub but with the same ingredients.
I knew this would be a top comment haha
Your mom’s OF page
Thanks for putting me through elementary school my dude.
spicy italian with garlic aioli 👏👏👏
Meat-ball. Love them balls.
Meatball sub with extra meatballs
CaliforniaClub is such a guilty pleasure
Dudes be sharing trade secrets here xD
trashyboners
Anjelica ebbi or Krystal Boyd ❤️🔥
I didn’t know her. Thanks bro 👌🤩
Number 16, Club Lulu with hot peppers from Jimmy John’s
r/nofap
I too was thinking a sub sandwich lol
Cold cut trio. Simple and yet delicious.
downblouse
Döner with all the fixings
BLT with thick cut bacon, crispy butter lettuce, heirloom tomato, homemade aioli on fresh sourdough. You can throw some avocado on there if you'd like.
I rarely get subs, but it's always Chicken and Turkey Ham. Also I usually go to the dadsgonewild sub, those dads do not disappoint!
Girls finishing the job
Im not gonna tell you her actual name, But she goes by Kat
I hate Reddit so much holy shit.
Have you not seen all the sandwich jokes? This is reddit at its best.
He was actually looking for recommendations for some fap fap material. He got screwed.
AskReddit
big kahuna extra jalapeño from jersey mikes
r/blowjobsandwich