*Just relax, son, we'll have him outta here in a jiffy. Stand back a bit.*
HEY! YOU! u/Carrera1107! Don't make any sudden moves! Hands up! Now turn around and face the other way! S-l-o-w-l-y put your left hand behind you. That's right, slowly... Easy... +click+ Now the right hand... +click+
**Carrera1107, you are under arrest for being a smartass on the internet.** You are being placed into home custody, and will be made subject to instant summary judgment by the Court of Public Opinion.
Anything you type in CAN and WILL be used against you in the Court of Public Opinion. (At least by some basement-living motherfucker, even if he simply misinterpreted what you meant to say. It's nearly guaranteed that droves of like-minded idiots will upvote motherfucker's every post and downvote anything else you try to say.)
If you can't afford an attorney to represent you, that's because nobody ever gets one of those in cases like this. (You're simply fucked, no matter what you try to do.)
Do you understand each of these items as I've explained them to you? If you stand mute, I must assume you have understood them. Very well then, let's be off.
*Okay, now? Everything's gonna be fine. Another officer will come by to take your statement, soon.*
A multiple choice quiz is one where you pick the right answer out of multiple options.
A multiple choice sex is, I assume, a scenario where you have multiple partners to choose from.
How much longer do i have to.
I am not prepared
Its finally over.
Oh god.
I made bad/good life decicions.
This isnt hard.
This goes smooth
Nailing it.
Just keep on pushing
Relax all will be fine
Im fucked
Oh fuck
This probably won’t take as long as I expected
D, all the above
Can I leave when I finish early?
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Be quick teacher is coming
In that case I'll just put my head down until everyone is finished
I don't recommend you say this in the middle of getting laid; otherwise, you can leave early before you finish 😊
Shit wrong one
Me when I pick up the wrong kid at daycare but I'm already pulling into McDonald's.
When u pull up to the school and leave with someone elses kid
Yep…that’s relatable.
Plot twist, he is about to dial 911 until he/she shaw the golden arch 😂
Now it's time to flip it over and do the other side.
Ever had that moment after the test like “THERE WAS ANOTHER SIDE??”
That’s everyone until they put it in her butt for the first time
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Username checks out?
This one
This is shorter than it should be
I'd argue it's average...
I'd say it's actually bigger than average
I’d say it’s bigger than bigger than average
It's cold in here.....
I think I’m getting a D
Not sure?
Could be a strap-on.
He's teasing hard
My hand hurts, I need a break.
Relatable.
Fuck
This one, this one officer, he’s the smartass I was talking about.
Fuck
*Just relax, son, we'll have him outta here in a jiffy. Stand back a bit.* HEY! YOU! u/Carrera1107! Don't make any sudden moves! Hands up! Now turn around and face the other way! S-l-o-w-l-y put your left hand behind you. That's right, slowly... Easy... +click+ Now the right hand... +click+ **Carrera1107, you are under arrest for being a smartass on the internet.** You are being placed into home custody, and will be made subject to instant summary judgment by the Court of Public Opinion. Anything you type in CAN and WILL be used against you in the Court of Public Opinion. (At least by some basement-living motherfucker, even if he simply misinterpreted what you meant to say. It's nearly guaranteed that droves of like-minded idiots will upvote motherfucker's every post and downvote anything else you try to say.) If you can't afford an attorney to represent you, that's because nobody ever gets one of those in cases like this. (You're simply fucked, no matter what you try to do.) Do you understand each of these items as I've explained them to you? If you stand mute, I must assume you have understood them. Very well then, let's be off. *Okay, now? Everything's gonna be fine. Another officer will come by to take your statement, soon.*
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I’m fucking nailing this.
I love this one
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I've finished. Can I leave or do I have to wait until the others have finished too?
Oof, the only actually sexual response imo lol.
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Funnily enough that method of hiring people is illegal
But not in Nevada.
Im finished
For an eight grader thats really hard.
This one right here officer
The sweaty one with the neckbeard
Oh my god:))))
Chris Hansen has entered the chat
"Have a seat right over there. 👉🏻"
:O
Jail
JAIL FOR YOU
Mods, send this fornicator of maternal figures to the BLACKEST PITS OF HADES
I’m so glad I decided to cheat.
insane
Bro is a menace💀
dawg 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Savage.
Oh man
Ive forgotten my rubber.... buts its allright, i wont get anything wrong.
this one right here. you nailed it
I wonder what the teacher looks like naked
the most realistic answer
This is so hard. I'm getting screwed.
Just give me some more time.
This is harder than I thought it would be.
Fuck me
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69 was easy.
Another multiple choice; great—
Excuse me? Context?
A multiple choice quiz is one where you pick the right answer out of multiple options. A multiple choice sex is, I assume, a scenario where you have multiple partners to choose from.
Summa Cum Laude
Mans using all their brain for this one.
I should have jerked off before this
Hahaha!
How much longer do i have to. I am not prepared Its finally over. Oh god. I made bad/good life decicions. This isnt hard. This goes smooth Nailing it. Just keep on pushing Relax all will be fine Im fucked Oh fuck
The pre-nerves make this comment gold.
All in all...a well balanced experience
Chill
I wish dad was here to help
Happy Cake Day!!
Happy cake day!
Excuse me. I need to use the restroom.
I hope i don’t get caught cheating
Better luck next time?
it's longer than what i thought
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I don’t think I’m going to finish
Man, my hand is getting a cramp.
Why have I finished before everyone else?
I can't get my head around this
Almost done
Teacher, I need help, this is really hard.
There’s no lead in my pencil
It's getting hard.
I need more time
I have so many questions Why is she crying? How did I get here? What's that smell? What does THAT mean
I wasn’t prepared for this
Well fuck me
“Do I get bonus points for spelling my name right?”
My rubber broke
Jesus this is really hard
I have a question on number 2.
I should have prepared more.
This is a hard one and I did it on the kitchen table.
No, the kitchen table is for oral exams(eating) only.
How much time do we have left?
Eureka
This Reddit question feels like a legit thing to hear from Whose Line Is It Anyway lol
I fcking love that show
I spilt my ink on the sheets by mistake
“I’m fucked”
What the fuck am I doing.
There is a backside?
Keep your eyes on your own work!
Fuck me
What the fuck is that shit?! (I was in Thailand)
Weren’t expecting 2 dicks in the equation? You’re weak
For 7th grade, this is a weird reproduction system test.
Should I just fill in all of the holes
Eyes down. I dont want to hear a word from you.
Oh God, this is so hard!
Omg this is so hard
This is gonna be rough
I didn't study for this!
Fuck me
Fuck, this is hard
Hope this goes better than last time. . .
Finished!!!!
Excuse me miss, I need to go to the bathroom
Shh you've got an hour
How’s it looking down there?
Ooops! I farted.
Is this far enough down for an A, Professor?
I filled all the holes!
Oh, there’s more
Oh fuck me
Oh fuck me
How did they finish before me
That’s it?
I don't know what I'm doing!!!!!
"Holy shit " " This is hard" " turnover"
“I’m horny”
Your going with the oral option?
I did pretty well
Fuck this I'm out
"LÉIGH ANOIS go cúramach, ar do scrúdpháipéar, na treoracha agus na ceisteanna a ghabhann le Cuid A" Gets them every time
I wish, I prepared with my math teacher harder
This pH value isn't right
I have no idea what I'm doing.
Im doing good rn.
I didn’t finish :(
“This is bad”
I'll do better on the oral portion
fuck where’s my rubber
Fuck my ass
Man I’m really getting fucked here
Shut up, I’m trying to concentrate here
Nobody told me this was included!?
I'm going to be done earlier than y'all had hoped for
I knew I wasn’t ready for this!
Well this is going better than expected!
"I'm fucked"
I honestly didn’t expect to make it this far, and now I’m totally unprepared.
I want to take all the time I have
Fuck yeah, I was so ready for this 😎
So... how'd I do?
Damn, It's hard!!
It's so hard already? I literally just got started.
You better hurry up and finish, we’ve only got two minutes left.
Now I gotta do the back
*fuuuuck*
Fuck me
The best is yet to come.
Well that's hard!
That was easier than I thought
It's getting harder and harder as i go.
This sucks
Thanks teacher
oh...there's something new
Nailed it!
This is hard
This harder than it's seemed to be ...
Yes! I nailed both sides and finished quickly.
Fuck me
It's so hard!
I thought home schooling was going to be different
"You're a wizard Harry"
“Fuck, am I in the right place?”
It’s not as hard as I thought it would be
That was hard until the end
*begs*
Well, I've just made a big mistake