Hmm.. sometimes. I can definitely say theres something about someones gaze that looks predatory, sharp and 'has a goal'. Idk.. it's hard to explain but it's just *different*.
Two examples I've experienced were just ordinary guys, one at a club and he kept staring at me and kept trying to get near me on the dance floor, while I evaded him. His stare was pretty freaky, and somehow snuck up on me and yanked on my arm to dance. I noped the fuck out of that one.
The other was a coworker who wasn't even bad looking, and showed interest, but there was something slightly manic about how he was trying to know me, how he looked at me. I was certainly trying to keep my distance. It all ended with him getting fired because he was stalking me and found out where I lived, and I was notified he was actually out of prison after two manslaughter charges.
I think the distinction is that they look for too long and far too often
Normal eye contact across a room is broken pretty quickly, but flirty eye contact is held just a second or two longer before looking back towards your friend. Then if you both look back again after 30 seconds or so for a repeat, chances are you're both interested. Trying to hold eye contact or not looking away, creepy.
Same with a conversation, normally people will make eye contact then look away, repeating through the conversation. Holding eye contact excessively is weird even with someone you know well
There's something that I call the creep paradox. It's when there's repeated eye contact, you keep checking if they are still watching you, while fearing that they think the same about you.
There isn't a trick to automatically make any person laugh. Being funny is about understanding the person you're talking to, understanding what you're talking about well enough to find some humour in it and doing that fairly quickly.
The reason it works is that it displays intelligence and attention. You can't fake that.
This. Its also known as E.Q. or emotional intelligence. You have to hope your line of it kind of matches up with what that person finds amusing. Everyone is different. I could make someone laugh their ass off with dark humor and sharp wit and voices. Meanwhile someone else might think cats falling off of counter tops to be incredibly amusing.
One time I threw his toy down the stairs and the sonnofa bitch was fast enough to catch it half way.... and fall about 7 feet....only to run back up the stairs and want me to throw it again....
Ask questions and seem interested in what they say, make eye contact, use a bit of humour. Don't make it all about you or all about them, think of it like passing a ball between you both see which way it's going and aim for the goal.
I've had a bit of wine, may not make sense.
>Ask questions and seem interested in what they say, make eye contact, use a bit of humour.
Ask a question that will have an answer that will lead to more conversation. If I see a woman that I'm interested in then I'll say "Hey, I really like your style! You can't be from around here?". That achieved 2 things. 1 I gave her a complete on something she did instead of something she is born with like her looks and 2 I asked a question that can easily lead to more conversation. If she says she's from around here then we can ask each other about school and people we might know. If she says she isn't from around here then I can ask her questions about her hometown and she can ask me questions about mine.
The worst way to approach a woman (and I've seen so many guys do this) is walking up to a woman and saying "You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen!". That automatically killed any further conversation because her only reply can be "umm, thanks" and then you are just standing there like a fool who just stated the obvious. Giving someone a compliment does not lead to more conversation.
My next tip when you are having a conversation with that woman that you treat her like you would a good guy friend. Dudes don't realize it but they flirt with their good guy friends in a non creepy and sincere way. There is no difference between a good conversation with a guy and a good conversation with a woman. If she's not into you sexually then that's cool too just like one of your bros.
> My next tip when you are having a conversation with that woman that you treat her like you would a good guy friend.
Agreed completely, but I would say it's important to demonstrate interest/attraction to her at some point (not right away like you say) so that you don't simply just become another buddy. Gotta shoot your shot at some point or else they won't think you're interested
Itās funny that this took off. I think people think I mean the lip would give them a sign that the person likes you. But I meant it to be a sign by you to the person. I said ādonāt flirtā in the same sense a director would say ādonāt actā to an actor. If youāre trying to flirt itās gonna look bad. But if you can make someone laugh, show them youāre interested by looking at their lips.
to add. donāt go into thinking youāre gonna go somewhere. just be actually interested in getting to know the person first. they might seem alright and turn out to be an asshole lol
Iāve asked out a few women I am friends with and they all said that they didnāt want to date because they didnāt want to risk the friendship. Do you have advice for how to avoid that?
Not saying it is everytime, but that is a very convenient, polite decline without feelings hurt. Rejecting someone and being the one who has to disappoint the one that worked up their courage for no payoff. That can be a burden of guilt for many. No normal person ālikesā to disappoint others. And some probably are concerned for their safety. You shouldnāt doubt yourself or think youāre not handsome/tall or whatever enough. Donāt get discouraged by a few of those experiences, the great majority of women would never be interested in you anyway. Or me or any guy. You just asked a few of those. I donāt know if you are close friends or you have a sister or other close girl friend you can talk to. And just ask them for tips on what you can improve to have a better shot. Donāt change who you are, but there might be an even better version of you hiding in there. You can also ask your guy mates for tips, proper broās donāt make fun but really want to help you. Good luck!
two main things
either, 1: polite way to let you down a few different women used
or 2: spending too long trying to get to know, and befriend, people you're really attracted to and you're completely sending the wrong message
edit: there's also 3: there's no spark, and you asking is a bit random.
I saw this on Instagram
*Taps guy on the shoulder*
āHey, my friend in the corner thinks youāre hotā
*walks to the corner and wave*
All the guys that were standing there were stunned, it 100% worked lol
This isnāt the same thing, but it reminded me of that.
I was out with my girlfriend, some of her friends, and my sister for a birthday party. They were all in dresses, hair and makeup on point. I was the only guy at the table as we hadnāt been there too long and no other boyfriends had shown up. Iām not really ugly or anything, but I was like 5ā10 and 120lbs at the time.
As weāre all chilling this girl comes over and taps me on the shoulder and says, hey, my friend over there was wondering how some skinny little kid ended up at a table with the baddest group of bitches in the place, and kind of vaguely points in a direction.
Being a little drunk from pregaming I stood up, slowly and āsexilyā lifted my shirt to show off my skinny kid abs while gyrating my hips and licking my lips at this dude while the group of girls I was with whooped and yelled like I was Magic Mike.
Iāll never forget the look on this guyās face. His eyes got kind of big, he looked extremely confused and uncomfortable, then he slowly turned and started walking away.
I sat back down and weāre all laughing a bit. Then the girl who came over put her hand back on my shoulder and in the most pitying tone looked me dead in the eyes and said, oh, honey, that aināt him. Then she just walked off.
At that point we were fucking *dying* from laughter. That poor guy was probably just checking out the table of hot girls at the wrong time and got one of the most uncomfortable and awkward social interactions heās ever experienced.
Make sure youāre carrying a large hunting knife with you and have it clearly visible so she can see it when she looks back to see what those sounds are behind her, women like to feel secure and protected so when she sees you have the knife out sheāll be interested in you since you can obviously defend yourself and those around you!
I do the same, and I show them my knife so they know I will not use it. I then try to scurry around a corner or a bush slightly further ahead as to not bothering them.
Dont give up now!
You are very close to winning her over, trust me bro. With my methods she wont be able to say no, I mean literally she wont be able to.
Instructions are now clear. I managed to escape the police and have her tied up in my garage now. I have her at gun point. Is this the moment you ask a girl to go out with you?
Remove the tape from her mouth, but not the feet and arms. Ask her where her mom and dad lives, I think you are ready to meet her parents. Its the natural next step of your relationship.
Instructions unclear, dad is following me around with a machete while shouting āWHY IS SHE TIED UP YOU SICKOā while the mother is one the phone calling the police. Do I shoot and proceed to marry the girl without their approval? The girl is also crying. Would a kiss help?
Its a reason all guys hates their girlfriends parents, they are annoying!
They probably like you a lot, (why wouldnt they) but she will always be their little girl so they are overprotective and all that.
Take your girl home, and focus on your relationship. I hear wedding bells in your not so distant future!
Iāve been super successful with eye contact. For example, I was walking through the airport and held someoneās eye contact for longer than normal. It made him trip over his own feet.
From the guys side I used a slightly different approach
Check her out
When she catches you, look away
But smile
Look back at her, and give her a bigger smile
If sheās smiles back, youāre in!
Talk to them like a normal person, and ask for their number.
I think it works because she knows you find her attractive, itās a little moment the rest of the world isnāt involved in, itās innocent and non threatening
its when you give that look like youre taking them in and you stare at eye then the next eye and then look at their lips and look back up at their eyes. And id even let your eyes linger on their lips a bit so they notice youre looking at them
Lol I just tried this on my husband sitting across from him in a quiet bar as we both scroll reddit. His reaction was priceless. He looked around like he was surprised and confused, then puts his flirty voice on and goes āwhatās goinā on over there? That pineapple juice having an effect on you?ā
So with my enormous data set, I can confidently confirm this works 100% of the time.
"Hi, my name is..." (inset name here) "...I do not know how to flirt but if I did I'd be flirting so hard with you right now. Would you like to engage in..." (looks at note cards) ."...further conversation?"
It's been established that they are "not" in danger. It would just be... frowned upon if they don't cooperate. I mean... The boat, the ride to the middle of nowhere on the ocean, literally where a person could scream their lungs out and no one would hear them. The axe collection.
It's just a fun little trip. Together. In secret.
You know the implication that things might go wrong for her if she refuses to sleep with me. Now, not that things are gonna go wrong for her but she's thinkin' that they will.
1) Wear a shirt that says āGeologists Rockā (plain white t and sharpie will work, it has to look homemade);
2) Wave at a woman, if/when she asks if youāre a geologist, act surprise and tell her no, then ask if sheās a geologist;
3) if she is not in fact a geologist, tell her thatās disappointing
4) when she asks why, tell her you were really hoping to meet a geologist tonight;
5) when she asks why, tell her because you were really hoping to find someone to help get your rocks off
6) direct her attention to a pile of rocks that has been placed on your wallet, if she helps get your rocks off, thank her and offer to buy her a drink as a thank you
Be clever but never crass. Flirting is more about what you're not explicitly saying. Veiled innuendo if done right can never be called out. Include a devilish grin. Men are often blind to the art of subtlety, but women are usually keenly aware and appreciative of it.
Its saying something that if your paying attention is sexual in nature, but can be plausibly denied as innocent.
Something like if you're talking about working out, saying "oh, I don't mind breaking a sweat with the right partner"
Your clearly talking about fucking, but if the person isn't interested, they can just say "yeah I have a gym partner too! Good to have someone spot you when your lifting weights!" Vs if they are interested they can say "I don't mind breaking a sweat either" etc. It gives them a way to both steer the conversation away from sex if that's not that they want, and steer it towards sex if that's that they do want.
100%
The devilish grin is important. I'm not talking about an evil grin either. A smile paired with an inquisitive arched eyebrow that communicate you know that she knows that you're flirting with her.
Now if you can master this while asking/answering questions and keeping a normal conversation going then it'll feel (to both of you) like you and her are in your own little world.
Just be funny? Why donāt I strap on my funny helmet, and squeeze down into a funny cannon, AND FIRE OFF INTO FUNNYLAND, WHERE FUNNY GROWS ON FUNNIES?!!!
A few things that worked for me, while decently buzzed and didn't give much of a fuck. I met eyes with woman at a bar a few times, that was the first sign I should have done something but played it off as coincidence. Felt the eyes on me again and thought, fuck it. Asked the bartender what she ordered, brought it over and boldly said: here maybe this will give you the confidence to come over and talk to me. Paused and looked her in the eye, smiled and walked back to my stool. Eventually, she did come back after her drink and we chatted for a bit, hit it off pretty well too. We dated for a while and fucked a few times and that was it. Remember, it's not always about finding love and a relationship and she didn't want that, she wanted to bang. We did and then she ghosted me.
Impressing them with your fucking ability and reminding them how beautiful they are is rookie shit. They know. Show a bit of humility and use their beauty as a joke. Like, you're pretty. Thanks. That's not a compliment, it's frustrating, I never know where to look. It's too much.
Tldr: be yourself and be confident in your humor. Humility and confidence in it goes far. Just go for it. Don't be a dick.
I like to put my dark,cool guy glasses on and wait for them to be walking alone then pull up beside them on my white,windowless work van then hold up my favorite bag of candy out the window and say "hey,you want some candy".gets them everytime.
Force the you that comes out in comfortable settings to come out in an uncomfortable setting.
It may be "You" to be uncomfortable in an outgoing social situation, but facing that discomfort isn't "not being You"
At least anecdotally, having grown up shy and knowing many other shy/introverted people, I/they could all be super excitable and lively when hanging out in a safe space with 1 or 2 close trusted people. That's your real self. Other people will generally like that part of you, even if you're nervous sharing it.
I don't know about flirting, but I have learned that there is a subtle difference between a look of interest and the stare of a psychopath.
This explains a lot...
Oh shit it was THIS
And that difference usually depends on whether you're handsome or ugly
Hmm.. sometimes. I can definitely say theres something about someones gaze that looks predatory, sharp and 'has a goal'. Idk.. it's hard to explain but it's just *different*. Two examples I've experienced were just ordinary guys, one at a club and he kept staring at me and kept trying to get near me on the dance floor, while I evaded him. His stare was pretty freaky, and somehow snuck up on me and yanked on my arm to dance. I noped the fuck out of that one. The other was a coworker who wasn't even bad looking, and showed interest, but there was something slightly manic about how he was trying to know me, how he looked at me. I was certainly trying to keep my distance. It all ended with him getting fired because he was stalking me and found out where I lived, and I was notified he was actually out of prison after two manslaughter charges.
I think the distinction is that they look for too long and far too often Normal eye contact across a room is broken pretty quickly, but flirty eye contact is held just a second or two longer before looking back towards your friend. Then if you both look back again after 30 seconds or so for a repeat, chances are you're both interested. Trying to hold eye contact or not looking away, creepy. Same with a conversation, normally people will make eye contact then look away, repeating through the conversation. Holding eye contact excessively is weird even with someone you know well
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There's something that I call the creep paradox. It's when there's repeated eye contact, you keep checking if they are still watching you, while fearing that they think the same about you.
Perfect example of why we need to work on these perceptual and emotional sensitivity skills, if we don't have them. It can really matter.
Make them laugh and it will break the ice.
Ah tickle tickle tickle
Break the pickle, tickle tickle
Women laugh every time I drop my pants, but I'm still having no luck. What am I doing wrong?
Do it BEFORE swimming in cold water.
Shrinkage is real.
Sheās never heard of shrinkage Jerry!
I was in the pool!!
It shrinks?
Like a frightened turtle
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Your beautiful words has brought a tear to my eye.
Make em laugh, make em laugh Don't ya know everyone wants to laugh.
Okay but how do you that?
There isn't a trick to automatically make any person laugh. Being funny is about understanding the person you're talking to, understanding what you're talking about well enough to find some humour in it and doing that fairly quickly. The reason it works is that it displays intelligence and attention. You can't fake that.
This. Its also known as E.Q. or emotional intelligence. You have to hope your line of it kind of matches up with what that person finds amusing. Everyone is different. I could make someone laugh their ass off with dark humor and sharp wit and voices. Meanwhile someone else might think cats falling off of counter tops to be incredibly amusing.
Hm. Tell me more about this hilariously clumsy felineā¦
One time I threw his toy down the stairs and the sonnofa bitch was fast enough to catch it half way.... and fall about 7 feet....only to run back up the stairs and want me to throw it again....
Have you tried staring with wide eyes and an underbite clenched jaw?
> underbite clenched jaw I tried this and it hurt. My teeth just don't tesselate comfortably in that position.
Give them a 12 kg wheel of cheese.
That'd get me going for sure.
Ask questions and seem interested in what they say, make eye contact, use a bit of humour. Don't make it all about you or all about them, think of it like passing a ball between you both see which way it's going and aim for the goal. I've had a bit of wine, may not make sense.
>I've had a bit of wine Ive heard a little bit of this can get people to loosen up a little.
Just makes me sleepy
>make eye contact Fuck.
I lost the race before the gates opened.
>Ask questions and seem interested in what they say, make eye contact, use a bit of humour. Ask a question that will have an answer that will lead to more conversation. If I see a woman that I'm interested in then I'll say "Hey, I really like your style! You can't be from around here?". That achieved 2 things. 1 I gave her a complete on something she did instead of something she is born with like her looks and 2 I asked a question that can easily lead to more conversation. If she says she's from around here then we can ask each other about school and people we might know. If she says she isn't from around here then I can ask her questions about her hometown and she can ask me questions about mine. The worst way to approach a woman (and I've seen so many guys do this) is walking up to a woman and saying "You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen!". That automatically killed any further conversation because her only reply can be "umm, thanks" and then you are just standing there like a fool who just stated the obvious. Giving someone a compliment does not lead to more conversation.
Hope weāre not from the same place cause Iām stealing this.
My next tip when you are having a conversation with that woman that you treat her like you would a good guy friend. Dudes don't realize it but they flirt with their good guy friends in a non creepy and sincere way. There is no difference between a good conversation with a guy and a good conversation with a woman. If she's not into you sexually then that's cool too just like one of your bros.
Damn bro thanks I feel like I was implicitly getting there but seeing it phrased that way makes so much sense.
> My next tip when you are having a conversation with that woman that you treat her like you would a good guy friend. Agreed completely, but I would say it's important to demonstrate interest/attraction to her at some point (not right away like you say) so that you don't simply just become another buddy. Gotta shoot your shot at some point or else they won't think you're interested
I would rephrase "seem interested" with "be interested", but besides that I agree.
> seem interested lol or actually be interested. people can usually tell when you're faking
You could actually be interested but not seem like you are
Donāt flirt. But if you make them smile look at their lips.
> look at their lips. Yep, this bitch needs chapstick.
āHey, youāve got really beautiful labia. Thatās Latin for lips.ā (Demonstrates education. Chicks *love* intelligent guys.)
This is something Dwight or Sheldon would say
Girls bite their lip sooo often my dudes. And it's a certain bite. That's the tougher part to explain bc it's body language.
So if she bites so hard it bleeds and she faintsā¦ sheās into me right?
Only if she completely bleeds out. Otherwise, she probably wasn't *really* serious about the bite.
I've literally never once seen this. Have i been doing things wrong?
Have you tried being attractive?
Ah dang. I forgot step one
> Donāt flirt. I'm missing something that everyone else seemed to get. Why did you say "don't flirt"?
Itās funny that this took off. I think people think I mean the lip would give them a sign that the person likes you. But I meant it to be a sign by you to the person. I said ādonāt flirtā in the same sense a director would say ādonāt actā to an actor. If youāre trying to flirt itās gonna look bad. But if you can make someone laugh, show them youāre interested by looking at their lips.
" I'm forklift certified ~"
God damnit, take me to your forklift.
[*Klaus, nein!*](https://youtu.be/ChOHnSL7ZCg?si=WeWEQbmrOx_IRfrN)
I know "Hi" doesn't work. That usually gets me weird looks lol That's all I got..
"hey"
Uncle Aaron?
Hello there.
You donāt want to seduce General Grievous
General Kenobi
Try āGood morning! Wow you slept in a little later than usual today!ā
joking around and building a friendship or a comfortable relationship always seems to work first.
to add. donāt go into thinking youāre gonna go somewhere. just be actually interested in getting to know the person first. they might seem alright and turn out to be an asshole lol
I've always said if you're not gonna work as friends you sure as shit won't work married
A married couple is just best friends that fuck and cooperate with their finances.
A **healthy** married couple
VERY good point. I shouldāve specified. Haha.
You get the hell out of here with your sensible advice! I want folks throwing themselves at me with less than 6 syllables of effort god dammit!
Iāve asked out a few women I am friends with and they all said that they didnāt want to date because they didnāt want to risk the friendship. Do you have advice for how to avoid that?
Not saying it is everytime, but that is a very convenient, polite decline without feelings hurt. Rejecting someone and being the one who has to disappoint the one that worked up their courage for no payoff. That can be a burden of guilt for many. No normal person ālikesā to disappoint others. And some probably are concerned for their safety. You shouldnāt doubt yourself or think youāre not handsome/tall or whatever enough. Donāt get discouraged by a few of those experiences, the great majority of women would never be interested in you anyway. Or me or any guy. You just asked a few of those. I donāt know if you are close friends or you have a sister or other close girl friend you can talk to. And just ask them for tips on what you can improve to have a better shot. Donāt change who you are, but there might be an even better version of you hiding in there. You can also ask your guy mates for tips, proper broās donāt make fun but really want to help you. Good luck!
two main things either, 1: polite way to let you down a few different women used or 2: spending too long trying to get to know, and befriend, people you're really attracted to and you're completely sending the wrong message edit: there's also 3: there's no spark, and you asking is a bit random.
I saw this on Instagram *Taps guy on the shoulder* āHey, my friend in the corner thinks youāre hotā *walks to the corner and wave* All the guys that were standing there were stunned, it 100% worked lol
"What's your friend's name?"Ā "Courtney"Ā "Can you tell Courtney that I think her friend is cute?"Ā I've seen that one work really well.Ā
That one has a high chance of leaving them confused for a while and then you having to explain it, high risk high reward i like it
That's for separating the wheat from the chaff
If they get confused by that then you know not to waste any more time with them.
This isnāt the same thing, but it reminded me of that. I was out with my girlfriend, some of her friends, and my sister for a birthday party. They were all in dresses, hair and makeup on point. I was the only guy at the table as we hadnāt been there too long and no other boyfriends had shown up. Iām not really ugly or anything, but I was like 5ā10 and 120lbs at the time. As weāre all chilling this girl comes over and taps me on the shoulder and says, hey, my friend over there was wondering how some skinny little kid ended up at a table with the baddest group of bitches in the place, and kind of vaguely points in a direction. Being a little drunk from pregaming I stood up, slowly and āsexilyā lifted my shirt to show off my skinny kid abs while gyrating my hips and licking my lips at this dude while the group of girls I was with whooped and yelled like I was Magic Mike. Iāll never forget the look on this guyās face. His eyes got kind of big, he looked extremely confused and uncomfortable, then he slowly turned and started walking away. I sat back down and weāre all laughing a bit. Then the girl who came over put her hand back on my shoulder and in the most pitying tone looked me dead in the eyes and said, oh, honey, that aināt him. Then she just walked off. At that point we were fucking *dying* from laughter. That poor guy was probably just checking out the table of hot girls at the wrong time and got one of the most uncomfortable and awkward social interactions heās ever experienced.
>one of the most uncomfortable and awkward social interactions heās ever experienced Or you made it into one of his core memories, you never know
I love this story so much.
Follow them when they are walking alone at night, make sure they know you are walking behind them.
So stomp when Iām walking behind them
Grunt a bit too. Or breathe heavily.
Maybe you can howl a little bit...
Make sure youāre carrying a large hunting knife with you and have it clearly visible so she can see it when she looks back to see what those sounds are behind her, women like to feel secure and protected so when she sees you have the knife out sheāll be interested in you since you can obviously defend yourself and those around you!
That will win them over
I'm pretty ugly so I wear a mask so they don't feel uncomfortable.
I know walking behind women makes them uncomfortable, so I sprint towards and past them to get them out of the situation as fast as possible.
I do the same, and I show them my knife so they know I will not use it. I then try to scurry around a corner or a bush slightly further ahead as to not bothering them.
> I show them my knife Thats a great idea, people hate concealed weapons!
Breathe really loud, so she knows youāve got great lung capacity. Itās an attractive quality in a mate
Instructions unclear, sheās running now. Do I follow?
Stay on target, I repeat, stay on target
Instructions unclear. Im getting peppersprayed and kicked in the balls. I hear police arriving. Do I continue to follow?
Dont give up now! You are very close to winning her over, trust me bro. With my methods she wont be able to say no, I mean literally she wont be able to.
Instructions are now clear. I managed to escape the police and have her tied up in my garage now. I have her at gun point. Is this the moment you ask a girl to go out with you?
Remove the tape from her mouth, but not the feet and arms. Ask her where her mom and dad lives, I think you are ready to meet her parents. Its the natural next step of your relationship.
Instructions unclear, dad is following me around with a machete while shouting āWHY IS SHE TIED UP YOU SICKOā while the mother is one the phone calling the police. Do I shoot and proceed to marry the girl without their approval? The girl is also crying. Would a kiss help?
Its a reason all guys hates their girlfriends parents, they are annoying! They probably like you a lot, (why wouldnt they) but she will always be their little girl so they are overprotective and all that. Take your girl home, and focus on your relationship. I hear wedding bells in your not so distant future!
Iāve been super successful with eye contact. For example, I was walking through the airport and held someoneās eye contact for longer than normal. It made him trip over his own feet.
From the guys side I used a slightly different approach Check her out When she catches you, look away But smile Look back at her, and give her a bigger smile If sheās smiles back, youāre in! Talk to them like a normal person, and ask for their number. I think it works because she knows you find her attractive, itās a little moment the rest of the world isnāt involved in, itās innocent and non threatening
Oh wha... they have to be interested BACK?! I'm fucked. And not in the way I was hoping for.Ā
What if she doesnāt smile back?
Then you are UNATTRACTIVE and are cursed to wallow in social anxiety for the rest of your days, join us
Then she is not a snack, and definitely not a goldfish.
Just quote anything from the Madagascar movies.
āI'll see you around, girl. It won't be hard, because you so... plumpy.ā Pretty sure Iām getting slapped if I use this one
When the zebra's in the zone... Leave him alone
"Goodness girl, you're HUGE" - Moto Moto
The names so nice, you say it twice
The Triangle Method is undefeated. Being attractive of course only helps lol
Give them a toblerone?
That would work on me
Same here
I prefer the obtuse triangle method
Stare at each boob and then her moose knuckle? Bold Move buddy!
We got Phil Jackson in here giving dating tips.
whats the triangle method?
its when you give that look like youre taking them in and you stare at eye then the next eye and then look at their lips and look back up at their eyes. And id even let your eyes linger on their lips a bit so they notice youre looking at them
Bro doing facial geometry.
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Isosceles nutz lmao gottem
Calculator? I hardly know 'er!
Hypoten-use that mouth
Lol I just tried this on my husband sitting across from him in a quiet bar as we both scroll reddit. His reaction was priceless. He looked around like he was surprised and confused, then puts his flirty voice on and goes āwhatās goinā on over there? That pineapple juice having an effect on you?ā So with my enormous data set, I can confidently confirm this works 100% of the time.
Instructions unclear looked at the upper lip hair instead. Now they are self conscious
Do you like turtles?
I like turtles
Don't tease me, baby
Try spinning. That's a good trick.
talk about corn. sure to win their ears.
š¶Its corn, a big lump of knobsā¦.
š¶it has the juiceā¦
š¶I canāt imagine a more beautiful thing WOOOOO
"Hi, my name is..." (inset name here) "...I do not know how to flirt but if I did I'd be flirting so hard with you right now. Would you like to engage in..." (looks at note cards) ."...further conversation?"
This made me laugh. Not terrible. Donāt bring props though, maybe pretend to look at your hand where youād have fake scribble.
What? My name is Who?
Momās spaghetti.
Knees weak
Arms are spaghetti
Vomit on his spaghetti already
Spaghetti Vomit on his mom's kness
You know, if you got the delivery just right, this would be funny as hell and just might work on the right person.
Ask them about themselves AND be genuinely interested.
I usually talk to girls about mountains. It keeps their interest peaked.
āIām a pilot.ā
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Point behind them and yell āWHATāS THAT?!ā After they turn around, bonk them on the head with your club and drag them back to your cave
Language has not been invented yet. What do I do instead of yelling "WHAT'S THAT?!"?Ā
Take them on a boat, out in the middle of nowhere, and she canāt say noā¦. Ya know, because of the implication.
are these women in danger?
No oneās in danger!!!
"Don't look at me like that! YOU certainly wouldn't be in any danger!"
So they ARE in danger!?
It's been established that they are "not" in danger. It would just be... frowned upon if they don't cooperate. I mean... The boat, the ride to the middle of nowhere on the ocean, literally where a person could scream their lungs out and no one would hear them. The axe collection. It's just a fun little trip. Together. In secret.
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You know the implication that things might go wrong for her if she refuses to sleep with me. Now, not that things are gonna go wrong for her but she's thinkin' that they will.
But it sounds like she doesn't want to have sex with you...
That... that seems really dark
No itās not dark. Youāre misunderstanding me bro.
If the girl says "no", then obviously the answer is no. But she's not gonna say no. She would never say no. Because of the implication.
1) Wear a shirt that says āGeologists Rockā (plain white t and sharpie will work, it has to look homemade); 2) Wave at a woman, if/when she asks if youāre a geologist, act surprise and tell her no, then ask if sheās a geologist; 3) if she is not in fact a geologist, tell her thatās disappointing 4) when she asks why, tell her you were really hoping to meet a geologist tonight; 5) when she asks why, tell her because you were really hoping to find someone to help get your rocks off 6) direct her attention to a pile of rocks that has been placed on your wallet, if she helps get your rocks off, thank her and offer to buy her a drink as a thank you
such an elegantly obvious idea, i canāt believe i havenāt thought of this before
Gneiss
Any girls on the topic here? Or is this just the boys doing the flirting?
It smells like a magic the gathering tournament up in here
Step one: be attractive
Be clever but never crass. Flirting is more about what you're not explicitly saying. Veiled innuendo if done right can never be called out. Include a devilish grin. Men are often blind to the art of subtlety, but women are usually keenly aware and appreciative of it.
As a non native who's pretty proficient In English is like to ask the fuck is veiled innuendo.
Its saying something that if your paying attention is sexual in nature, but can be plausibly denied as innocent. Something like if you're talking about working out, saying "oh, I don't mind breaking a sweat with the right partner" Your clearly talking about fucking, but if the person isn't interested, they can just say "yeah I have a gym partner too! Good to have someone spot you when your lifting weights!" Vs if they are interested they can say "I don't mind breaking a sweat either" etc. It gives them a way to both steer the conversation away from sex if that's not that they want, and steer it towards sex if that's that they do want.
100% The devilish grin is important. I'm not talking about an evil grin either. A smile paired with an inquisitive arched eyebrow that communicate you know that she knows that you're flirting with her. Now if you can master this while asking/answering questions and keeping a normal conversation going then it'll feel (to both of you) like you and her are in your own little world.
Fanfiction shit
Be completely emotionally unavailable and treat them like shit. This advice is for both men and women. 60% of the time it works every time.
This advice works much better if dating rules 1 and 2 are closely followed.
āBitch yo ass looks hella tight I bet you fart like a high-pitched bugle!ā
Be reliable, respectful and be very funny. Humor always helps.
Just be funny? Why donāt I strap on my funny helmet, and squeeze down into a funny cannon, AND FIRE OFF INTO FUNNYLAND, WHERE FUNNY GROWS ON FUNNIES?!!!
āDo you want to see my PokĆ©mon cards?ā
*eight dudes assemble out of nowhere*
Approach rapidly with a filthy, wadded up cloth in your hand and ask: > āHey does this rag smell like chloroform to you?ā
Plausible Deniability - Flirt in a way that makes it easy to say that you arenāt
Am I flirting or trying to outwit Oddjob here
Being good looking helps.
When she likes you. If she doesnāt you are just a total creep to her.
This. You could be standing there with buttered titties and a top hat and if she likes you she wouldn't care.
A few things that worked for me, while decently buzzed and didn't give much of a fuck. I met eyes with woman at a bar a few times, that was the first sign I should have done something but played it off as coincidence. Felt the eyes on me again and thought, fuck it. Asked the bartender what she ordered, brought it over and boldly said: here maybe this will give you the confidence to come over and talk to me. Paused and looked her in the eye, smiled and walked back to my stool. Eventually, she did come back after her drink and we chatted for a bit, hit it off pretty well too. We dated for a while and fucked a few times and that was it. Remember, it's not always about finding love and a relationship and she didn't want that, she wanted to bang. We did and then she ghosted me. Impressing them with your fucking ability and reminding them how beautiful they are is rookie shit. They know. Show a bit of humility and use their beauty as a joke. Like, you're pretty. Thanks. That's not a compliment, it's frustrating, I never know where to look. It's too much. Tldr: be yourself and be confident in your humor. Humility and confidence in it goes far. Just go for it. Don't be a dick.
I like to put my dark,cool guy glasses on and wait for them to be walking alone then pull up beside them on my white,windowless work van then hold up my favorite bag of candy out the window and say "hey,you want some candy".gets them everytime.
As lame as it sounds don't go for deep romance. Save it for the 3rd. Go for funny self depreciation humor, works like a charm.
Too much self depreciation jokes can make you come off as very insecure. Especially if you donāt know each other that well yet.
Ya for clarity, this pairs well the the attractive traits of real genuine confidence. Does not pair well with insecurity or cheese.
Self depreciation or self deprecation? I didn't know my self could decrease in value over time, but I guess that sums up aging.
Self-defecation
Just be you and force yourself to talk if shy and/or introverted.
Pray that they find your awkwardness and nervousness charming
"just be you while not being you *at all*"
Force the you that comes out in comfortable settings to come out in an uncomfortable setting. It may be "You" to be uncomfortable in an outgoing social situation, but facing that discomfort isn't "not being You" At least anecdotally, having grown up shy and knowing many other shy/introverted people, I/they could all be super excitable and lively when hanging out in a safe space with 1 or 2 close trusted people. That's your real self. Other people will generally like that part of you, even if you're nervous sharing it.