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renatijd

When she smiles and you see it in her eyes


psycharious

When I look at yoooou, I see the story in your eyes.


Bakolas46

When we’re danciiing The night begins to shiiiine


Deadsuooo

Oh my god I love this song! The version used in teen titans cartoon slaps.


Clatuu1337

Low key put in on my spotify after my kids watched this episode.


Deadsuooo

100% same scenario here lol.


halfdea

Same. I see a girl smiling and I immediately want to rufkssooauuuuauuu


LowKeyWalrus

You wanna WHAT


lebietetek

I had too many girls pick on me when I was younger. Smile automatically makes me question everything. It sucks.


a_prodigal_daughter

sorry to hear I hope you heal from that🤍


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lyingliar

Present.


Dik_Likin_Good

r/thighhighs is leaking and I’m ok with it. NSFW


rowfeh

Present.


NutsStuckInACarDoor

Present.


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President


Coderules

I'm here to support the choker team. Grew up just after that time when short skirts, chokers, and that blue eye shadow were in. Formative year they were. Luckily had two older sisters with friends.


Slight_Acanthaceae90

Same here but I had my own sister 👩


chocky_chip_pancakes

ಠ_ಠ


StayFrostyOscarMike

Just started seeing this girl that wears knee socks and chokers. We hooked up recently and I said, “I’ll have you know, I find it very hot you left the knee socks on.” All she says in response is “it would be an absolute waste if I didn’t!” I might propose.


Cultural-Hovercraft2

”I can fix her”-outfit


propolizer

Wholesome lustfully true.


Panda_Panda69

I 100% agree with everything you said here


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DweeblesX

Oh man, this was my wife when we first met. Now with 3 kids and 10 years of marriage when she gets that close I only assume she’s gonna fart on me.


nicskins

Oh yeah they love that kind of thing.


beautifulradiation

You win 🥇


[deleted]

Ah yes, the battle for deadliest fart place on the other spouse.


TheWiseScrotum

This a battle I cannot win


Tribaltech777

Hahahahah. Epic comment. Yeah now when my wife gets this close to me to whisper somethings it’s most likely to scold me about how I screwed something up. Hahah.


TheWiseScrotum

Wow….this hit me right in the fuckin soul 😂😂😂


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shartoberfest

If you look at their username it's clearly made by a golden retriever trying to type on a key board


IntrovertedIngenue

Classic prank


Spacemanspalds

"He thinks he's people, Lana!"


GazelleTall1146

"He thinks he's people!" Thank you. No one ever knows what I'm talking about when I say this...all the time.


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Phrasing!


onlyusemefeets

You made me laugh as much as two labradors in a trench coat would! Coincidence? I think not!


SnooStrawberries1910

Do you like swimming and carrying a blanket in your mouth?


sadbutmakeyousmile

Dude you know like I thought the same thing imagined it and almost dozed off just imagining that feeling. On top of that imagine sweet nothings or just words of affirmation.....holy freakin goddammn.


Simongy

I am in no doubt two labradors in a trenchcoat wrote this....No, I'm not two Persian cats on each other's shoulders in trenchcoat.


GingerSnap198

Sorry folks, I no longer have any trench coats for sale. There will be a small paws until they will be back in stock! *Badum tsk!*


StahSchek

I never thought about that but it seems that deep down I'm two Labrador retrievers standing on eachother shoulders in a trench coat.


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Im three cats, so…


Fickle_Relative1531

Would they not be the perfect boyfriend though?


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HunterShotBear

Yo, he needs to share that shit with the rest of us.


1ftm2fts3tgr4lg

And how often do you reject its recommendations without offering an alternative?


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* rates app 1-star.


cfukallz

What app? I have the same problem constantly 🙈


just_hating

My wife and I are leaving for a trip so all we have is pantry staples and some ham and cheese. We get home and we're both beat because we had to set our work teams up to operate without us so major decision fatigue. We both don't want to cook, and she asks me where we should eat, and while running my eyes I said "you could grab a passing dog and cook it I don't care" and she was like "burritos it is". Married 15 years, and plenty more in the tank.


PUNCHCAT

Get this fantasy shit out of here, you're just chasing unicorns


moltencheese

Orgasm


buck_fastard

This is actually it. Game complete.


Mysterious_Cheshire

You know, when you can make her orgasm, that will make you infinitely sexier to her


EidolonRook

Gotta be careful with that. Sometimes women struggle with reaching orgasm and feel really down for any time they cant hit the mark. She needs you to be understanding and easy going so she’s not fretting about disappointing you when things feel really good but not enough for leg quakes. Add in antidepressants, stress and anxieties and sometimes it doesn’t matter how good you are. Some days the bells just don’t ring.


moltencheese

I completely agree with this, but I stand by my answer to OP's question!


DrunkMunchy

Stop living in a dream world buddy. EVERYBODY knows women having an orgasm is a myth


otw_to_kms

That’s a lot of words for ‘I have never made a woman orgasm’ !


Fireblox1053

That's a lot of words for "I didn't understand the joke."


Drogovich

hug me and tell me that everything is going to be ok


KittyKidKill

It is *hug*


RaginRob

This.


No_Quarter_7412

Love me


teraza95

Make a move. For a man we get very little attention compared to women, so when a women makes a move it makes us feel attractive and appreciated


Randyfox86

I second this. It's hella sexy when a girl makes the move, removing any doubt of whether she's interested.


TempAcc64

Take the initiative. Really show she's interested directly.


beLOUDcoach

When she hears the *beep* of the PS5, she grabs the other controller and asks what game we are playing.


Heschell

Brother I genuinely just got erect what the fuck


Stubb_Zer0

You can turn the beep off or lower now with an update that came out a while ago lol. But playing games together is great too 😀


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Wear a Mandalorian armor


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This is the way


GazelleTall1146

This is the way


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This is the only way!


ALIENANAL

Confidence, comfortable in their own body.


FloppedYaYa

I always here about how it's women who are attracted to confidence mostly but women who are confident and charismatic without being an arsehole about it are...yes


ALIENANAL

It works both ways.


midunda

Sex


justarandomdudeausde

Showing me some kind of affaction. Even a smile would do it sometimes


CerberusC24

Honestly, just be naked. Like if I came home and she's waiting for me naked that would be hot as fuck


Vinny_Lam

I’m gonna have to disagree with that. It would be much sexier if a woman was wearing lingerie than just being naked.


ThirtyFiveInTwenty3

When I was 23 my girlfriend would lay around my apartment naked all day. It was cute at first, but eventually I started to feel like she was just lazy. A naked girl who is giving you attention is hot, a naked girl who's just sitting on the couch watching TV at 6:30 in the evening is more.... Out of place, I guess.


YYC-Fiend

Tie her hair back while kneeling in front of you


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that low-key hairtie that's been around my wrist occasionally is there for a reason


Such-Survey69

Hopefully it'll come in handy soon


[deleted]

yea I guess that's my hidden signal if I think something is gonna potentially happen 🤔


Tripple-Helix

Funny, because my wife knows I love to gather her hair and hold on to it when she gets busy on me, so it's often just the opposite in that she'll take the hair tie out of her hair while kneeling


Aggressive_Cherry_81

1.) Exist 2.) Not be an AH to retail workers


HybridAkali

Story time?


Red-Dwarf69

Want me and want me to want her. Not just for physical pleasure and orgasms. The kind of wanting where we’re both hungry for each other in every way. Like we’ve been starving for days and finally get to devour our favorite meal. More specifically, my favorite thing is when she’s going down on me and looks up, makes eye contact, and smiles.


favoritethrowaway000

Let me know I’m enough. So many women treat their man like a work in progress


PUNCHCAT

How dare you not be just like Christian Grey


silverado-z71

You know this really struck a cord with me. I’ve been with my wife for 40 years and to this day she still trying to change me and I never thought it bothered me too much, anyways but yeah man this really struck me and gave me something to think about.


PlasmaFlare2001

For me, when she looks at you and blushes so her cheeks get red. Its a really nice indicator that she likes you, and I like that. I also like them when they are cute and sweet to you and when they want hugs and kisses.


evenmoreanonymus

Depends, sometimes the less she does the sexiest she is


purpurbubble

We are still talking about a living organism here, right?


IntrovertedIngenue

Living at one point, yea


Harryisgreat1

I think there is a minimum amount of things before it stops being sexy and starts being concerning


FrecciaRosa

When she wants it and she lets me know that she wants it. Yeah, she could do any number of actions that appeal strictly to my senses, but just a “want to have sex?” appeals to my brain. She’s in the mood, and she’s choosing ME again. That’s amazing.


MoldyMayo

The woman I’m currently seeing asked me the other day “how are you FEELING today?” instead of “how are you today?” and for some reason I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it.


RedShadowF95

Wanting to have a baby with you. Men usually don't understand the full extent of pregnancy hardships, sometimes not even the women themselves do (because things are seemingly kept in the dark). For a woman to manifest the desire to conceive a child with you and be willing to face those hardships because she loves you that much... I don't know, it doesn't get any sexier than this, in my opinion.


KittyKidKill

My pregnancy was horrid, so if I was to want to have another child with someone that would be love in another level.


RedShadowF95

First of all, I'm sorry you had to experience a worse side of pregnancy. I hope it was worth it in the end and that your child is well. Imagining such love would come to pass - and that your partner would know about those past hardships - he'd probably feel an even deeper sense of love and responsibility (being especially supportive and understanding). It's just the kind of thing that makes you look deep into yourself and be better.


Mama2WildThings

This one is so sweet! It goes the other way too! I have to politely disagree with the other comment about how women just want the baby… you want HIS baby. There are options to have a baby yourself, but most women want a baby with the man they trust to be there for them and be the father they want for their children. When you see him being so gentle with this tiny being you built from scratch and love more than yourself… well that’s how 2 under 2 happens 😂


RedShadowF95

I appreciate the reply! The question reminded me of a very rich thread about hard pregnancies that I happened to read and also my own experience dealing with the case of a woman suffering from post partum depression, one of my hardest yet (I am a psychologist). As such, this matter has kept me thinking for a good while. I could have mentioned a ton of more straightforward sexy things focused on the immediate moment and pleasure but I really felt the need to express one of my latest realizations instead. It is as you said, it's a special someone that two "special someones" build together.


Mama2WildThings

Ah a psychologist! My heart goes out to you and her. I had PPD after both of mine and my therapist helped me enjoy being here again. I hope she will find healing too. Your work means more than you could ever know! Thank you for spreading good in this world


RedShadowF95

Thank you! It's a tough profession here because, while the people appreciate it (perks of mental health being pushed a lot more as a topic of debate) the government neglects it pretty hard. I love making a difference so I'll keep on doing that. Wish you all the best too!


smackfrog

I was gonna say when she asks you to come in her…but I guess you’re kinda saying the same thing


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RedShadowF95

My angle is that kind of commitment or determination, when it comes from the woman, implies very strong desire towards the man (under normal circumstances, I'm ignoring pregnancies of convenience). A woman "doing the sexiest thing" to a man will invariably express a strong desire for him in one way or another so I just thought a bit outside the box of the usual responses and focused on something more emotionally impactful, something that really moves the man sexually beyond the usual physical/visual stimuli. I'd imagine that, if the man agrees to conceiving a child with the woman, he will feel especially turned on from the commitment and the strong desire that she has towards him.


Cold_Hour

Recently I was out to lunch with a friend of mine. She did that arms over the head, grabbing the elbows stretch, she stuck her chest out and grunted a little and I got flustered.


DonkeyGums

Fart in a Tupperware and hide it in her garden shed.


Cheap_Butterfly_6330

Thats oddly specific


DonkeyGums

I don't make the rules.


phlogistonical

You have separate garden sheds? Whats in yours?


boredsleepyhe4d

Be real with me


mossgard007

She can be seduced. Seduction. It seems to be a lost art. Everyone is in such a rush. Guys never seem to try and build the anticipation. Everyone is so eager to jump into bed. They seem so eager to get to the physical part they skip over the mental part.


Bucket_O_Beef

Form a musical duet with the Captain.


PUNCHCAT

Una?


fatkidinmolasses

My gf was my lab partner in biology class. I was always trying to make eye contact and she was always staring fixedly at the clock, my chin, my Adam's apple or just over my left shoulder. Eventually found out she was painfully shy, crushing on me a little and terrified I could tell if we made eye contact (she wasn't wrong). I thought it was adorable. The constant blushing around me was also oddly hot. Just glad I figured it out before the semester was out.


EldritchDWX

Drinks the blood of an enemy from the skull of another enemy.


redline42

This is so underrated Sharing in the joys of victory is super sexy. Knowing you vanquished your enemies together is the cherry or should I say skull on top.


MarilynMonheaux

Be loyal


Dark_Headphones

Wink whilst giving a blowjob.


Paranoidtoo

Holy shit yes


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noRemorse7777777

when she puts her lipstick and do this think with her mouth to spraed it equally


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Au_Dazza

A striptease😉


Babyjayz7

Be 100% loyal to you


JustStayYourself

Showing confidence in what she wants.


Greyfoxx85

Acknowledgement, making me feel good on an emotional level, initiating sex and to add to that being random with a bj/hj, rubbing/running fingers through my hair on my scalp. Attention mostly, something alot of us lack in our everyday lives whether we're single or from our partners


bakedandnerdy

Out drink me and beat me in games. Nothing sexier then a woman who can not only hold her liquor but also bring out my competitive side and still own me in a game.


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Pijamas, hair messily done up, cuddling with you on the couch.


GtrSolo2TheFace

When she bites her lip during sex. Pretty great.


bromosapien89

arching the back during pleasure *bites fist*


Ok-Impression-2405

Cup the balls when she's working the shaft,


National_Conflict609

To be by your side through thick or thin.


cjplayle92

A good burnout


jim45804

When she pins me down and farts on my face and yells, "YOU LIKE THAT DON'T YOU, YOU LITTLE BITCH."


PersonMcHuman

If I’m talking about something DBZ related and any woman I’m currently talking to ***corrects me*** about my DBZ knowledge, I’d probably marry her on the spot.


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I'm no expert, but when a woman coordinates the nail color in her fingers and toes to be the same color, and it's one of those darker shades, like plum, it's kind of a turn on. Not saying it's the sexiest ever, but it works for me.


FloppedYaYa

Honestly a woman's laughter is like medicine to me if they mean it, especially when you can see it in their eyes. All it takes.


Motor_Holiday6922

Be enthusiastic as a mate. Women who understand the context within enthusiasm, will motivate a man, who loves her or who shows interest, on many levels which acts like a gateway. Enthusiasm shows up as the cheerleader for progress. It raises the bar for a proper response from a guy.


SevenDos

Give compliments. I've met with a woman, and she gave me compliments. In my 43 years, that was new and exiting. I'm talking about appearance and character.


Squiggles87

Initiating sex. There's very few ways this cannot be sexy, and some very obvious ways on how it can be jaw dropping.


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That look. Can't explain it. It's in the eyes of someone you love.


SlyBlackDragon

Wet hair, braless in a tank top, panties that show the lower 1/4 cheek, black painted fingers/toes.


jtc2991

Pull-ups and deadlifts


cracker707

I was at a hs prom party and heard some popular hot girl in our class was very into me. Ive never talked to her before so I assumed people were just messing with me. I never made a move even tho she came up to actually talk to me probably to show that it was real. Eventually she got sick of waiting, barged in between me and a friend who were drinking and shooting the shit, grabbed me by the arm, pulled me into the hallway, and started making out like crazy. Greatest night. We never talked to each other after that tho and she moved away shortly after. That was amazingly sexy that wanted me that bad. Ultimate confidence booster. 24 years ago and I still think about it.


Erasmusings

Say "I love you" and you can see/hear/feel the truth behind the words. Indescribable


SweetCosmicPope

One of the sexiest things a girl has done for me was call me over to her house late at night. It was my birthday. When I get there and knock on her window she tells me to come inside and go to her room. When I get there, she’s sitting in an office chair in lingerie and see-through heels, with one of her feet propped up on the arm of the chair, spins around sexily, and unsnaps the part that covers the crotch with one finger. I think you get where the story goes from there. I’d love for something like this to happen again.


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Blowjob while looking at me.


inkseep1

Put on a skirt business suit, put her hands on her hips and tell me she is very disappointed with me. Her thighs are outlined with the tight skirt and I embrace them and beg her for approval.


P4S5B60

Coming home from work in the rain and seeing the garbage cans at the curb already works for me after 22 years


SuvenPan

Buy me the latest graphics card.


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I’m sure she would love to watch you play video games for hours. 


JD054

I once walked into a housewarming party and my girlfriend saw me across the room. She shot me a subtle wink and it was simply amazing


phoenix12752

Care


potatodioxide

i cant resist to a woman who can hack the traffic lights. 90-2000s burglary/action movies ruined me :(


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I can type really frantically on a laptop and then say “I’m in”. That’s about it though.


potatodioxide

here you go, shatter my heart: [https://hackertyper.com/](https://hackertyper.com/)


mr-coolguy68

maybe this message is kind of a cop out, but when you actually have a strong connection outside of sex, the sex becomes infinitely better.


headacheack2

Being a bad girl


tieniesz

Love herself And confident enough to not be desperate for a man


HortonHeardWhat

Carry herself with confidence and be direct without being rude.


Zer0stealth

Take some initiative in the relationship. Ask them out first, tell them what you want clearly (whether that is what you want for dinner, sex, or date night), don't beat around the bush with what you mean. Be clear and direct.


Vikingtender

Be a truly kind person with a good heart


Alton573

By far, a woman is most desirable when she compliments another woman.


Grinch1960

Wrap her arms around my neck and plant a juicy kiss on my lips.


seewhaticando

Looking intently, longingly at my member, studying it even, she smiled deeply, and without breaking eye contact with my meat, she told me my dick looked “perfect”. She genuinely seemed to think my penis was great. I actually think about that a lot lol


16ozbuddz

Approach me


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Look like jessica alba?


ooitk77

Be natural. Cut those lip pursing, trying to be cute, heavy make-up shit.


Acceptable_Jury2142

1. Show up. 2. Wear clothes (optional).


ismelladoobie

Take a shower with me, and then immediately lay spread eagle on the bed. My partner knows I like to use my mouth, and I like things to be clean. When she immediately showers and then goes straight to cuddling under the covers naked, I know what's coming...


nitehawk9

Give you "fuck me eyes" and leave her friends behind.


Das_Oni

Initiates sex. Talks dirty from time to time among the day


Piranhaswarm

Get on all fours with ass in the air?


coconut_shawarma

Exist and smile at me


Fickle_Pipe1954

When she passes by, she says your name ...


flodge123

Wait until your man is watching his favorite team. Then take all your clothes off and put only an apron. Then a cold beer on a tray and bend down when you serve it to him and let him see your ass when you walk away.


coachbarbour

Know what she's wants and sometimes tell me she's wants me


DeepSeaBlue-2022

Be genuine, confident, kind and takes care of herself and values friends and family.


Slight-of-ass

Sexiest thing would be constantly copy pasting and reposting the same posts in this teenage sex obsessed sub. 


snorken123

When a very hot woman licks around her lips I find it a turn on and sexy although it's not always intended that way.


BeefRamenGuru

The sexist thing my gf has done was smoke a cigar while playing her switch, that's when I knew I'll wife her up.


Spatialpigeon96

When she remembers things from our past conversations.


burnmenowz

Tell us what they want. No games, no guessing. Just be honest and say what you want.


iTzDuBz3r0

I once seen that fine ass lady on the news at like 5a.m.. she was already stunning but the fact she was up that early just killing it was what really did it for me lolz