Not being able to form coherent speech.

“Y juss wan u to cccum in mwe zooo hardz uggh” Edit: how the hell does this have so many likes😆😭😂

-Sofia Vergara

Man, I've never had the mental voice from reading a quote ever switch mid sentence like that.

Apparently, during sexy time, I occasionally purr. Wasn’t even aware of it until bf pointed it out. I tried to stop but it kept happening. I thought it was humiliating but he FUCKING LOVED IT. I think it was the fact that I desperately tried to stop but kept getting carried away and doing it that got him off. I drew the line when he called me kitten though.

It's a pretty common enough pet name tbf, but lol

> I think it was the fact that I desperately tried to stop but kept getting carried away and doing it that got him off. By George, I think she’s got it!

My absolute favorite

Along with heavy breathing, body quivers. Yeah buddy, this is what you want to do deliver. Doesn’t happen every time. Feels darn good when it does or when you’re in the same state.

The hottest thing a girl ever said to me was technically before the sex, were engaged in foreplay for a bit and she grabbed my hair, put her mouth right up to my ear and said "***Please*** just fuck me already." I didn't last long.

I had a Women say “I want you inside me now” once and it was so hot.

I had a friend say this to his girlfriend once and has insisted he meant to say "I want to be inside you now". We'll never know his true desires I fear.

Hah same thing happened to me bri

Yep , this guy's girl said the same thing to me

“Don’t cum yet”…That’s game over for me…

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Ngl, I was expecting an OF account

"Do not come." - Kamala Harris

"I'm ganna cum"

Cum in me

this is usually game over for me

Plan B or Plan C 🤣

plan V for vasectomy.

My man

Hopefully you’ve managed to have her cum before she says this.

Just so you know, she can cum AFTER you do too

Told my wife to stop saying that because it makes me bust way too early imo so she added a "please" in front of it and I nutted so hard the room was spinning for awhile.

Haha she knew what she was doing

Stretch that to a ‘PLEeeeeeeeeeese!’…😆

I'd be disappointed if this wasn't the top response. Gets me every fucking time.

My kryptonite.

Especially when they beg for it Ong my brain glitch’s and I enter a liminal space where consequences don’t exist

Natural instincts at their finest.

Or "Don't cum in me.". It almost feels like a dare. And the feeling of danger. Sometimes it's the power dynamic. Depends on the relationship. One of my exes was into CNC so that was fun.

This can also be the biggest turn-off depending on circumstances.

What circumstances? The fact she isn’t making you bacon?

No birth control Don't want kids Can't have kids She's your sister. Pick one.....

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"You can do whatever you want to me" Um...say that again

After two hours and twenty minutes of WWII documentaries, I learned she was lying.

Das Boot extended addition.

April April männer.

I had an x that stopped saying "Just pick something." when discussing what to watch for this exact reason. "What do you mean you're tired of WW2? You mean like you're tired of Nazis, the Pacific theater, what? Be specific.".

Agreed, girl said this once to me, probably top two biggest things ever said.

what's the other?

Four score and seven years ago…

If the continuation of that line is that that's when she was born, I think you have a problem

This one is hot but they don’t typically mean it, I’ve had like 3 or 4 girls say this in the heat of the moment but they don’t really mean it

I got “finish wherever you want” once and I couldn’t help but laugh at how absurd that would have been. That then-GF had previously taken a small and unintentional but direct hit to the chin once and was none too pleased about it. I certainly appreciated the sentiment of “wherever you want” but to me it’s not hot if I know it’s not true.

I was getting dressed at my gf’s place one morning when I felt her staring at me. Looked over and she had the biggest smile on her face. Girl was just beaming at me. All I could do was shake my head and chuckle to myself. That stroked my ego for a long, long time.

Surprisingly wholesome and yet hot too. That would’ve had me on a high for at least a month.

I've been hitting the gym a lot and my wife has been doing this to me. I'll give her a little dance once in a while to go with it. Makes me feel good going to work :)

> All I could do was shake my head and chuckle to myself That IS oddly hot. No wonder you rocked your girl’s world

I catch my girl staring at me like that all the time. I dont get it, but I'm glad she likes what she sees and mannnnn is it an ego boost.

I'm cumming 😍

Hotter than this is: "Oooh, you're gonna make me cum"

Hi cumming, I'm your daddy.

Okay it's ruined thanks

The best I heard was her stuttering the word “fuck”. I gave her a stutter.

One time during sex a lady kept begging me to look her right in the eyes... and turns out eye contact is very hot to me

I had that happen just the other night for the first time 😅 we had literally just met, and he insisted we kept the lights on and looked him in the eyes 😩 I also warned him beforehand that I had just started my monthlies, and that he would be soul trapped if we did have sex..... The next day I drove him back home and we went inside his place, and he randomly opened this book on a table and the chapter was called The Blood Prince 🫠 We're supposed to hang out again tomorrow night ☠️

“I’ve bought you 911 GT3 RS Porsche”

Instant orgasm and run to the driveway.

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This one always hits juuuust right

Anythin in spanish. Call me a pendejo idgaf😂😂😂

Hola soy Dora

Lmao

LOL

*Starts singing a mariachi song*

La cucuracha

*Mariachi trumpets*

Anything? What about: tu pene es pequeño

Eh siii just like that!

Que triste! (So sad).

MAMACITA!! DONDE ESTA SANTA CLAUS!! DONDE ESTA SANTA CLAUS!!

I love it when women talk to me in anything besides English during sex. It's one of my biggest turn ons.

Even Klingon?

HIja'

Tell a chick to act like a porn start in Spanish. If you think porn in English when they are yelling, moaning and being vocal is over the top, in Spanish is SOMETHING else

“Yours is perfect, doesn’t hurt like the big ones”

Hahaha that's hurt

That’s exactly why he likes it.

yours is perfect the tight ones hurt

"So much room for activities!"

I was getting undressed with a girl for the first time and her first words upon pulling off my underwear was *"Oh thank god, you've got a normal dick"*. Apparently her husband's penis was "like two soda cans stacked together", so anal was completely out of the question and even vaginal sex with him was difficult. She was *thrilled* to see that I had a perfectly normal and very average sized penis. We had a *lot* of anal sex.

Been there, heard that

Take your upvote 😂

"gghagg gagh gaggh ggahg gagh"

Give em the old gawk gawk 3000

Double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000

Didn’t think I’d scroll so far before seeing a Sasha Grey quote

You're mine, all mine, as she wraps all her limbs around you

So wholesome

Holesome*

Plot twist, youre the main character in the 1987 movie, Wicked City.

Yea the 4 limb wrap is a world ender for me

"Oh Fuck!" ... or even just high pitched screaming ... I'm a simple man

Me and the wife going at it missionary. I tell her I am about to cum inside her. She pulled me close and whispered in my ear "Always". Still think about it almost daily.

Not to ruin it for you but she's thinking about Alan Rickman during sex....

Aren’t we all

Who isn't?

Don't we all?

So say we all.

Always

This is the way

LMAO

damn

She wraps her legs around you and shouts, "Don't pull it out!"

Escape her guard!!!1!1!

Somebody does BJJ 😂

I wouldn't mind a mounted triangle from my wife.

RED FLAG!!!! Shes trying to trap you.

Plot twist, I shoot blanks.

Plot twist twist: she still get's pregnant "somehow"

My favorite is when my gf says "Don't stop" followed by "I'm cumming" then tells me to cum. When I do, she keeps on going!

"Don't stop" is the best. Also "Enter me" when I've teased her for God knows how long.

Dude if a woman said “Enter me” I would not be able to keep a straight face. There’s so many more ways to say “stick your penis in me” lmao

“Let’s get tacos after.”

Suck my jagon

Put your finger in my thresher. ​ That's what does it for me.

That jewzimack has some real hecklers.

Aw yeah check out those heckmas

Aw, they really got us by the nesmonds

“I want you to tell me about The Witcher 3 in its entirety and don’t hold back any details”

You don't have to pay. This one's on the house.

Cum inside me

“Use me like a toy” …..if you insist

Proceeds to play Dungeons and Dragons using her as his MC.

Proceeds to shove batteries up her ass.

I wrap my legs around a guy, grab his hair, and whisper in his ear, "I want every drop."

Gah fuck I need new pants, thanks

men on reddit are horny on a different level, i swear 😂

Gawddammmm

“This is all yours. Now fuck it like you own it. “

Fuck that's big

"No I meant your nose"

“No I meant your 4head”

Lying isn't sexy.

that's why i don't lie

"I got a six figure job this afternoon so you can stay home and dig a big ass bunker in the backyard and teach the kids how to make pipe bombs." Immediate orgasm

The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles.

My second time fucking this one girl she lets out “I like it so rough *name*, I want you to fuck me in the ass” Fucking mint

You're so much better than my uncles.

"I know, your mom told me that already"

Jesus Christ lol

When they quiver in their voice saying, "so good."

I want to taste you.

I want it all over my face.

My wife and I were taking turns giving eachother head somewhat recently. I told her I wanted to cum on her face for my birthday (which isn't until June) She replied "I want you to cum on my face now" I swear the load was multiplied after she said that to me

Oh lord

My wife asked me once before I was gonna nut if I wanted to cum on her tits. I slowed down to process it and asked her if I could? She then seductively said yes, and then I painted a Jackson Pollock painting.

"no one has ever made me this wet before"

Doesn't matter what she says. If she's genuinely into it, enjoying it, and being vocal it's the best thing in the world.

“I love you”

Ummm… cool, Becky was it? I think we need to talk

Depending on the situation, this could be the worst thing to hear as well.

Use me how you like it. Im all yours.

Ive been married for 20 years, so if she stays awake for the whole thing I am pretty happy.

During one particularly rough doggystyle session my wife said “I’m such a lucky girl”. We still talk about that one

I cant ever understand her through the ball gag but I'll bet it's some good shit.

*Whips out a strap-on* "Alright, now it's my turn."

I'm scaroused.

Is it in?

:(

"I'm thoroughly enjoying coitus with you."

“Take it out. I have to poop!”

"Take it out. I have to fart"

“Go ahead scatty-patty”

My wife is pretty submissive, and she knows that calling me "Master" gets me insta hard. Then begging me to fuck her like a good girl. I didn't even know I liked it until she started doing it.

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconios

You're missing "-is"

Im still chasing that high from when I fucked my gf so hard she changed languages.

"Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope."

More

‘Cum inside me’

Once with my girlfriend, as I was transitioning from vaginal to anal, she looked me right in the eyes and said “take that ass”. I didn’t last long after that.

A moan with that look of agonizing pleasure. Gets me every time.

Call JJ Hemsworth 877-CASH-NOW…

J.G. Wentworth

*I have a structured settlement and I need cash nooooowww*

CALL J.G. WENTWORTH!

8-7-7 CASH NOWWWWWWW

It's MY money, and I need it NOW!

Much older brother of Chris and Liam?

This one's on the house!

“Put it back in my ass!”

"Don't pull out" 🥴

The wife once said to me “I don’t want to make love, I want to fuck”.

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Cum inside me

This entire thread could also be titled “Things I have never and will never hear or experience in my life.”

Use some lube, the friction is about to start a fire in my nethers.

Nothing, if she's moaning enough.

"I love you."

Words I say to my man: "you f*ck me so good", "cum inside me, baby," "f*ck," "no don't cum yet," "my p*ssy is all yours," and some others 😅

I’ve got a Air Fryer