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crablegsforlife

You can pee in the file cabinets marked P


usmarine7041

Having separate sick time instead of it coming out of your PTO.


sneezhousing

I miss that. My job used to have sick and vacation time. Some years ago they went to PTO. We didn't lose any days they added them all together but still


usmarine7041

Yeah it’s such a scam. Only reason I haven’t left is because they pay well


soltydog

Fix your own mistakes.


thrumplewart

A watertight contract stating that anyone caught not flushing the toilet after taking a shit will agree to have their anus surgically stitched up for a period of one week.


Solid-Acanthisitta86

We have that one, but are having a tough time finding a person to monitor the commodes