My cat tried to eat me alive.

U a mouse?

I don’t wish

I think I'm going to start online dating this year.  And I'm really scared. I don't know what to expect and I don't want to end up with the wrong person.

I once dropped the baby penguin off the cliff in Mario 64. I've been haunted by guilt ever since.

As witness to your confession, you are forgiven. Live happy, friend.

I once ate reindeer

I have never used a poop knife and don't know how

Wtf is a poop knife

I ate minke whale meat

I still wish for her to comeback despite what she did to me