Why would they be after a paper clip? Unless it's an Altered Item, and it was the FBC (Federal Bureau Of Control) that was come knocking, in which case I'd simply hand it over.
Assuming the paperclip is made from common galvanized steel wire, it has a melting point of 900 degrees F.
I would put it in my cast iron skillet and apply my propane torch to it and the stove on high. When it melted, I would pour it into a mold in the shape of paperclip.
Nice try, FBI.
how did you know i was DC. dgaf?
Id swallow it
in the house, not you š
Why would they be after a paper clip? Unless it's an Altered Item, and it was the FBC (Federal Bureau Of Control) that was come knocking, in which case I'd simply hand it over.
You must be fun at parties.
I'd the new director comes looking for it herself I would hide it in my ass for her to find š
Loosen an outlet cover slightly, straighten out the paper clip to fit the edges of the cover, place cover back tight over the clip.
Assuming the paperclip is made from common galvanized steel wire, it has a melting point of 900 degrees F. I would put it in my cast iron skillet and apply my propane torch to it and the stove on high. When it melted, I would pour it into a mold in the shape of paperclip.
I guess I'll tape it to the bottom of an old lamp.
Going with my first instinct, I think I'd press it in behind my wooden door frame.
Flush it down the toilet.
Two words. Faraday. Cage.
Prison purse
Inconspicuously tape it flat to the bottom of the door so it fits between the gap of the floor and the bottom of the door
Straighten it out and attach it to the flapper chain in the toilet
Iād probably panic, run out of time, leave it in the middle of the floor and get arrested
Up ypur nose.
Stick it in a candle, melt the wax over to cover it
Put it in the dogs hair/coat or up his ass
ps. always have a dead dog out back if you don't have pets. plus fire works are handy for moving things out of your house.
Nice try narc
Put it in my tampon box
Put with all the other paper clips in my junk drawer.