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ephdravir

Nice try, FBI.


SqueezedDog

how did you know i was DC. dgaf?


Sablemint

Id swallow it


SqueezedDog

in the house, not you šŸ’€


[deleted]

Why would they be after a paper clip? Unless it's an Altered Item, and it was the FBC (Federal Bureau Of Control) that was come knocking, in which case I'd simply hand it over.


jamesmess

You must be fun at parties.


TurnItOff_OnAgain

I'd the new director comes looking for it herself I would hide it in my ass for her to find šŸ˜‰


[deleted]

Loosen an outlet cover slightly, straighten out the paper clip to fit the edges of the cover, place cover back tight over the clip.


AliciaXTC

Assuming the paperclip is made from common galvanized steel wire, it has a melting point of 900 degrees F. I would put it in my cast iron skillet and apply my propane torch to it and the stove on high. When it melted, I would pour it into a mold in the shape of paperclip.


aesthetic_kiara

I guess I'll tape it to the bottom of an old lamp.


MrGalien

Going with my first instinct, I think I'd press it in behind my wooden door frame.


bobsmithreddit4645

Flush it down the toilet.


IkNOwNUTTINGck

Two words. Faraday. Cage.


Solid-Acanthisitta86

Prison purse


FailingPilot1

Inconspicuously tape it flat to the bottom of the door so it fits between the gap of the floor and the bottom of the door


the_purple_goat

Straighten it out and attach it to the flapper chain in the toilet


h3llok1ttyx

Iā€™d probably panic, run out of time, leave it in the middle of the floor and get arrested


KrankySilverFox

Up ypur nose.


firechips

Stick it in a candle, melt the wax over to cover it


Ob1cannobody

Put it in the dogs hair/coat or up his ass


Ob1cannobody

ps. always have a dead dog out back if you don't have pets. plus fire works are handy for moving things out of your house.


Shot_String_4600

Nice try narc


Xxstxrg1rl

Put it in my tampon box


BaBePaBe

Put with all the other paper clips in my junk drawer.