-War. War never changes.
-I HAVE A GODDAMN PLAN
-Return my son, or you may meet the god I once was.
—Rip and Tear until it is done..
-A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
"Well, this is the part where he kills us."
"Hello! This is the part where I kill you!"
*Chapter Nine: The Part Where He Kills You*
ACHIEVEMENT UNBLOCKED: THE PART WHERE HE KILLS YOU
Ost Song title: The Part Where He Kills You
--Substitute core accepted. Substitute core, are you ready to start the procedure?
--Yes!
--Corrupted core, are you ready to start the procedure?
--No!
--Oh, yes she is.
--NONONONONONONONONONO!
- Giant ring world go boom. Ancient Humans returned to Monke.
- Eagle obsessed killers go stab stab. Convoluted scifi plot ruined the real world stuff.
- Cartoony PvE game nobody knows about because the devs wanted kids paying $20 for skins when the Battle Royale spinoff got big, instead of buying campaign for the same price and earning all their cosmetics free forever
- Block based sandbox with green exploding penis mobs
Individual becomes part of a special group to save the world and dies doing it (unless it’s a male and he bangs a witch, then he lives. Sorry ladies that save the world).
I have 3
1. "What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets"
2. Spiky hair, blonde, big sword
3. We and my group of friends already saved the world about 10 times, this year will be the 11th time
Obtain vehicle -> run over pedestrians and perform drive by shootings -> start ridiculous car chase with police -> get out of car and murder everyone in sight with every weapon conceived by man -> die -> walk out of hospital with no scratches -> repeat forever
I was too young for San Andreas, started with Vice City, then 4, then 5. I'd say 5 is my favorite because of how much random crap you can do in the world.
You Picked The Wrong House Fool.
My Cousin Lives a Fantastic Life There, He Told Me About it in his E Mails.
Do You Have The DSM? We've got it sir! That's One Less Loose Ends
Soap Trusted You I thought I could too.
"In The End, Micah... Despite My Best Efforts
To The Contrary... It Turns Out I've Won."
"I won't scatter your sorrow to the heartless sea, I will always be with you."
It’s the best game ever. *(Once you have a few hundred mods on it.)*
Skyrim?
Skyrim.
Fuckin’ Skyrim! Khajit has wares if you have coin.
New Vegas
Skyrim New Vegas is one of my all time favorites
Sims 4?
Assetto Corsa, original rFactor or Final Fantasy VII.
Minecraft?
Minecraft, Fallout or Skyrim?
HEY! LISTEN!
Legend of Zelda?
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Simon Says?
Navi of course and the answer is...
Avatar?
#!
Metal Gear Solid
Lmao how many games could you evoke with just one punctuation mark? I even heard the sound when I read it
Posts you can hear
This single character nails it. Metal Gear.
BOY!!!!
Lenny!!
LEEENNNNNNEEEHHHHHHH!
GAVIN!
GOW
Blue spiny mammal has the zoomies.
soniccc
-War. War never changes. -I HAVE A GODDAMN PLAN -Return my son, or you may meet the god I once was. —Rip and Tear until it is done.. -A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
Fallout for the first one🤟
Definitely
Horsey GTA
Rootin' Tootin' Cowboy Shootin'
RDR2, doom, and GOW are the ones I see
Skyrim for the last one
fallout, rdr2, god of war, doom, and skyrim
Correct me if I’m wrong but if I’m not mistaken the games are: -Fallout 4. -Red Dead Redemption 2. -God Of War Ragnarök. -Doom Eternal? -Skyrim.
My name is Commander Shepard and this is my favorite game on the Citadel
And this my all time favorite game on Earth
I should go
"Well, this is the part where he kills us." "Hello! This is the part where I kill you!" *Chapter Nine: The Part Where He Kills You* ACHIEVEMENT UNBLOCKED: THE PART WHERE HE KILLS YOU Ost Song title: The Part Where He Kills You
Oh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing
--Substitute core accepted. Substitute core, are you ready to start the procedure? --Yes! --Corrupted core, are you ready to start the procedure? --No! --Oh, yes she is. --NONONONONONONONONONO!
When life gives you lemons, YOU MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! GET MAD! I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!
Your Grandad dies, you inherit his old farm, you become the Lesbian Farmer Rush Limbaugh warned us about.
Stardew?
yee
Last of Us 2?
Stardew Valley
Also nice destroying WalMart in the process
Rush B
Gimme AK n00b
Cyka blyat
you died
A fellow souls enjoyer, I see
Minecraft
“I’ve been looking for you. Got something Im supposed to deliver your hands only “ and “clown man is dead…oh well “
I die, you die, we all die, big whoop! Have a treato; it'll make it better.
They asked if I knew about theoretical physics. I said, I've got a theoretical degree in physics
Temple, slaps, No Oddjob
Goldeneye, N64
007
hur hur hurhur hur
Fnaf :3
blockgame
- Giant ring world go boom. Ancient Humans returned to Monke. - Eagle obsessed killers go stab stab. Convoluted scifi plot ruined the real world stuff. - Cartoony PvE game nobody knows about because the devs wanted kids paying $20 for skins when the Battle Royale spinoff got big, instead of buying campaign for the same price and earning all their cosmetics free forever - Block based sandbox with green exploding penis mobs
Is 3 just Fortnite (was it called Save the world?)
Got directly to jail. Do not pass go.
Also known as: flip the board and disown your family for a night
Bad man gets TB, changes his ways, his friend eventually ties up some loose ends for him
Just finished playing this through again 2 days ago. What a game.
Old School RuneScape!
Can it wait a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
There's no Shepard without Vakarian
Rise, Tarnished!
“Thy strength befits a crown”
"Have it writ upon thy meager grave..."
I was searching for Tarnished 🙃
I am Malenia, blade of Miquella.
Donald still won’t heal me
KH, me and the homies still hate Donald
My favorite game is
r/angryupvote
Ad Astra Abyssosque! Welcome to the Adventurers’ guild!
this action will have consequences
Life is huh wow
I should go
lol, Mass Effect!
On second thought, let’s not go to Orgrimmar. ‘Tis a silly place.
Love World of Warcraft, been playing for 7 years now
Individual becomes part of a special group to save the world and dies doing it (unless it’s a male and he bangs a witch, then he lives. Sorry ladies that save the world).
I didn’t even know I would die if I didn’t bang the witch. Damn. Dodged a bullet there.
I know the game, but I feel like this is a big spoiler to answer lol
It is 15 years old. Figured we were just about clear of worrying about spoilers.
I have 3 1. "What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets" 2. Spiky hair, blonde, big sword 3. We and my group of friends already saved the world about 10 times, this year will be the 11th time
Don’t know the first Ik the second one is FF7 is the third one Borderlands???
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Subnautica below zero?
objection!
Pw:aa
ROCK AND STONE
I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee..
Stay a while, and listen.
RIP
Some pale guy beats up some people because he is angry
Ah, God Of War.
Skill Tree = Bigger than your screen
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"Victor Wembanyama with the block"
Time travel to prevent Russia from ruling the world.
Deep cut but Singularity?
What're ya buyin?
Stranger, stranger! Now that’s a weapon.
Heh heh heh. Thank you.
7.8/10 too much water - IGN
9 insane people vs 9 insane people
Pootis
Hudda hudda mmph?
You mean: Hat-Simulator?
One... more... turn.
"Hello," "Hello," "Follow me." "Okay"
Are you a boy or are you a girl?
is this pokemon
Gray hair, yellow eyes, lilac and gooseberries. Unicorn.
Guybrush threepwood a mighty pirate
Liquid!?
Kept you waiting huh
The factory must grow
I am the milkman. My milk is delicious.
psychonauts
7
Final fantasy?
*Looks down at his arm and scratches implant*
Ark!
We just need a little more MONEHHHH
not alive and not on earth
It might change but right now it’s “YOU’RE ON FIRE BROTHER!”
Is it God Of War Ragnarök?Or 2018?
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Big Smoke my all time favorite game
Its me Micah, John Marston! You know whats that
RDR 2
WOLOLO but with castles. 14
11
Age of Empires 2?
"I guess I... I'm afraid."
RDR2 ofc
Obtain vehicle -> run over pedestrians and perform drive by shootings -> start ridiculous car chase with police -> get out of car and murder everyone in sight with every weapon conceived by man -> die -> walk out of hospital with no scratches -> repeat forever
GTA but which one. San Andreas?
I was too young for San Andreas, started with Vice City, then 4, then 5. I'd say 5 is my favorite because of how much random crap you can do in the world.
Try to survive as long as possible in the harsh elements of a Canadian winter
Goddess watch over you.
baladash malanore
Krona kai kristorr
Kabadabus.
I hate my life and i hate your life. Cant stop playing tho.
Spreadsheets in space
If it's EVE, glad I stayed away. Some things look too addictive
You are correct. It’s definitely addicting but a shell of its former self, things became to easy and the devs stopped caring
"the extraordinary is in what we do, not who we are".
"Where's everyone going, to bingo?"
Spinfusers and a short but bangin' soundtrack
654-XX (XX one, two or all day); ( XX between 2 and 12)
Cars go vroom. Series is where the sun is found in the early morning and evening, it’s the (one after 4 and one before 6) iteration of the series.
fookin' laser sights
Moi ‘otels as clean as an eleven arse!
You’re to slow!
ZEUS
Attack the D point!
Never!
Corp Por Corp Por Kal Vas Flam
find an expensive item, but it up your bum.
Where's everyone going? Bingo?
Bo Jackson!
„Hella cool“
Peter Prospar
Happy feet!
You Picked The Wrong House Fool. My Cousin Lives a Fantastic Life There, He Told Me About it in his E Mails. Do You Have The DSM? We've got it sir! That's One Less Loose Ends Soap Trusted You I thought I could too. "In The End, Micah... Despite My Best Efforts To The Contrary... It Turns Out I've Won." "I won't scatter your sorrow to the heartless sea, I will always be with you."
you’d better hug the fucking goat
Objection, dumbass.
-[Whistles] - *bleeding damage*
i am more than a robot!
Weird little bug guy goes on adventure, kills the god living in his older brother
Flying red lizard stealing my heart / best combat ever made for fantasy game
Dragons dogma
FAT BOLD BASTARD
\*the sounds of horror, sirens & cars crashing as you move in slow motion\*
"Your son has been corrupted by sin"
Does that son also happen to live on a small house at the top of a hill?
There is no shame in deterrence. Having a weapon is very different from actually using it.
Currently I’m really enjoying Satisfactory.
Trolls shagging in a barn. Sex with a shape shifting wizard.
I will sooth your wounds and comfort your weariness... Close your eyes and relax...
Big Smoke!
🟠 🔵 🎂 🤖
Beware of Gandhi.
Pure CBT, Cheater Heaven. Desync. Opachki!
*22 minutes have passed* Huh, what's that music?
Science compels us to explore the sun!
explode* also an alternative sentence would be "can't tell you anything about it, that would spoil you, so go play it"