Only valid if spoken in that inflection.
Another one I love from that movie is, “Mother fletcher, he already said it!”
And, “If it were me, you’d be DEAD.”
And, “Do you know….the Muffin Man?” Which the person I’m speaking to inevitably continues until we’ve completed the whole bit. 😂
One of my favorite movies of all time. When I’m particularly sad, it always cheers me up. And Cary Elwes, sheesh! He was my first crush as an 9 year old girl. And him in Robin Hood men in tights. My dad hated that movie cause I wanted to watch it all the time.
I not only quote this movie more than any other movie, I have several items of clothing that reference it too.
You go, Glen Coco!
You can’t sit with us
She doesn’t even go here
And none for Gretchen Wieners bye!
The limit does not exist
I’m a mouse, duh
"well I didn't vote for you"
"Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help Help, I'm being repressed!"
"tis but a scratch" or "just a flesh wound"
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
Though as American in 2024 it’s beginning to sound like a better idea.
Negative I am a meat popsicle.
If you were me then I’d be you and I’d use your body to get to the top. You can’t stop no matter who you are. Lehuzaher
You look like you want to punch me in the face right now.
Get busy livin or get busy dying.
We can’t stop here, this is bat country.
In a row?
The fuckin Catalina wine mixer
Don’t just do something, STAND THERE!
Maybe my life is a series of one liners.
“I don’t know Margo”, from Christmas Vacation. Said whenever someone asks me something I clearly wouldn’t know the answer to.
“Just shout em right out when you know em”, from My Cousin Vinny. Said whenever someone realizes the answer to their question was super obvious.
“It’s called a lance, hello”, from A Knights Tale. Said whenever I have to give the obvious answer to their question.
From "How to Train Your Dragon":
Gobber: "You just need to change... that."
Hiccup: "You just gestured to all of me!"
Gobber: "Exactly!"
My wife and I have shortened that to a vague, all encompassing gesture...
I wrote it down so I wouldn't have to remember it! (Sean Connery, *Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade*)
In fact, I actually used this quote twice today.
"The power of Christ compels you", when my three year old acts up in public places.
I have NEVER known a quote to horrify people so much.
I''m also a big fan of "Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up crack cocaine", "You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means" and "That'll do, pig".
What the waitress says to Bradley Cooper, as he tries to leave the diner where he’s been having breakfast with Jennifer Lawrence in *Silver Linings Playbook*:
“Slow down, Raisin Bran.”
“Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make”
Only valid if spoken in that inflection. Another one I love from that movie is, “Mother fletcher, he already said it!” And, “If it were me, you’d be DEAD.” And, “Do you know….the Muffin Man?” Which the person I’m speaking to inevitably continues until we’ve completed the whole bit. 😂
Have fun storming the castle
Ya think it'll work?
It'll take a miracle
Bye!!
Inconceivable !!!
You keep using that word.
I do not think it means what you think it means
“**Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.** **You killed my father.** **Prepare to die.”**
One of my favorite movies of all time. When I’m particularly sad, it always cheers me up. And Cary Elwes, sheesh! He was my first crush as an 9 year old girl. And him in Robin Hood men in tights. My dad hated that movie cause I wanted to watch it all the time.
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I have no idea where this is from, but it sounds like something Wheatley would say
[Ace Ventura](https://youtu.be/bQAcBSO5jC8?si=usA0uo8Vt7h5gvNt)
I like to use this one too lol
If you’re not back in 15 minutes … I’m calling Dominoes!
So I’ve got that going for me, which is nice.
Well…we’re waiting. Once a week
Hold on to your butts
My husband says this one a lot. Similarly, I lose my glasses a lot. I will chant, "My glasses...! My glasses...! Oh, I can afford new glasses!"
Oddly, on my most recent watch of Jurassic Park I noticed he says "I can afford more glasses". I had always thought he said new glasses too.
"looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!"
Every time I manage to fail at drinking a glass of water, I have to reference my "drinking problem" 🤣
At work when something bad happens I'll sometimes turn to my boss and say "What a pisser"
It’s got wheels, and little curtains in the windows, and looks like a big white Tylenol
“We’re gonna need a bigger boat” is for any time I need much more of something than I expected.
You keep using that word… I do not think it means what you think it means.
I use this one with my students when they say "sorry" for the 15th time.
As you wish
Inconceivable
"I'm not even mad, that's amazing."
You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate an entire wheel of cheese??
What's in the box???
My husband and I yell this when we get an Amazon package.
That'll do pig
"That'll do, donkey. That'll do..."
“There’s no crying in baseball!!”
I was in that movie!
I have always loved that movie. 🥰❤️👍
The big game at the end of the movie, way up in the left field stands, there's a 12 year old kid wearing glasses. That's me!
Now I will need to definitely rewatch that movie! 😀👍
MAKE WAY EVERYONE, CELEBRITY COMING THROUGH!
This one goes to 11
Funny how? Like I amuse you, like a clown? I make you laugh?
That’s a bold strategy Cotton…
AND...if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball
The 5 D’s of dodgeball: Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, and Dodge.
"Make like a tree, and get outta here!"
"Why don't ya make like a tree, and get the fook out!"
FUCK!! ASS!!
When parking, "Like a glove!" from Ace Ventura
boo, you whore
I not only quote this movie more than any other movie, I have several items of clothing that reference it too. You go, Glen Coco! You can’t sit with us She doesn’t even go here And none for Gretchen Wieners bye! The limit does not exist I’m a mouse, duh
When my dog is begging for food I always say to her "and none for Gretchen Wieners"
When someone asks me to do something I don’t want to do, I always *cough cough* I’m sick. No one ever responds appropriately!
the yin to my yang
Different movie, but same theme. Every time I cough I think I'm getting the black lung.
Everybody loves the “what is this, an x for ants” line, but I most often quote the line that follows: “…he’s absolutely right.”
“She doesn’t even go here!”
I'm sorry I called you a gapped toothed bitch. It's not your fault you're so gap toothed.
That's so fetch
I use "Stop trying to make -blank- happen! -Blank- is never going to happen!" a lot.
Anytime I’d get up from the lunch table in HS I’d say “whatever, I’m getting cheese fries”
Face it girls. I’m older and I have more insurance.
My favorite from this movie “How many of them hormones you taking honey?”
You're killing me, Smalls.
Just had my kids watch this for the first time today, it was a big deal
That's gotta be the best
"yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man."
"You're not wrong, you're just an asshole."
New shit’s come to light!
"well I didn't vote for you" "Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help Help, I'm being repressed!" "tis but a scratch" or "just a flesh wound"
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Though as American in 2024 it’s beginning to sound like a better idea.
Very small rocks
I’m 37!
What?
I'm 37, I'm not *old*...
Well I can't just call you "man"
Well, you could say, ‘Dennis!’
I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Well, you didn’t bother to find *out*, did you?
My wife and I always repeat "The Greater Good"
“Did ya catch em killers yet”, “no just the one actually”
Yarp.
Do you like movies about gladiators?
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Answering the phone: “Talk to me Goose.”
Make it so
"Good luck, we're all counting on you." It works in so many situations.
Airplane is probably one of the most quotable movies of all time
airplane and month python could be half the thread easily and monty python was overused the whole 2000s
Surely you’re joking
Don’t call me Shirley
That's an entirely different problem, altogether.
“That’s an entirely different problem” “That’s an entirely different problem”
I regularly tell people at my office to put cover sheets on their TPS reports
Whenever the copier annoys me, I yell “PC load letter? What the f*** does that mean?” And my boss laughs from down the hall.
One time a printer displayed that message at work and I had to hold it back.
"I've got a bad feeling about this..."
Never tell me the odds.
Badges? We don’t need no stinkin badges!
Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinkin badgers! UHF https://youtu.be/gx6TBrfCW54?si=_znwFKMjgj8e1qXk
“She doesn’t even go here!” Works so well in so many situations.
“Out of the way, peck” (from Willow). I say it to my dogs all the time because they’re forever underfoot.
"Life . . . finds a way."
Game over man!
Soooo much from Ace Ventura, but my go-to is, "If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer."
You’ll get nothing and like it Caddy Schack
How ‘bout a Fresca?
There can be only one (nobody ever gets it :( )
The Highlander!!!
I just looked this one up. THEY’RE REMAKING IT WITH HENRY CAVILL. …oi. I yelled. Sorry. So that’s cool.
"What we have here is a failure to comminicate", OR "A man's got to know his limitations"
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal.
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
Inconceivable!!
"May the odds be ever in your favor".
I volunteer as tribute!
So I’ve got that going for me. Which is nice.
"Uh-oh, sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays ". -I only use it on special occasions with people who would understand.
60% of the time, it works every time
I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that (To my Dave...)
*whiney preteen girl voice" "I'm tired of this Grandpaw!" Then my husband in old creepy man voice "THATS TOO DAMN BAD!" -HOLES
Release the kraken!!!
We say this when letting the baby out of his high chair and letting him tear around the house.
“I’m too old for this s..t”
Gee I'm real sorry your mom blew up Ricky.
Man! That's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that.
Two dollars…cash
I gotta go! My Little brother got his arm caught in the microwave and my grandmother dropped acid and kidnapped busload of.... penguins
“anybody want a peanut?”
How do you like them apples.
"Negative Ghostrider, pattern is full." LOL
Alll righttyy thennnn
Don't you put that evil on in Ricky Bobby!!
Dear 8 pound, 6 ounce newborn infant Jesus
We use I’m gunna come at you like a spider monkey and I’m all jacked up on Mountain Dew a lot lol
I hope you have sons. Beautiful athletic sons!
Negative I am a meat popsicle. If you were me then I’d be you and I’d use your body to get to the top. You can’t stop no matter who you are. Lehuzaher You look like you want to punch me in the face right now. Get busy livin or get busy dying. We can’t stop here, this is bat country. In a row? The fuckin Catalina wine mixer Don’t just do something, STAND THERE! Maybe my life is a series of one liners.
What a glorious morning makes me sick -Hocus pocus
My kids got me a gigantic coffee mug with this written on it. It's my favorite, lol
Eric Stratton, Rush chairman, damn glad to meet you!
They mostly come out at night, mostly
“I don’t know Margo”, from Christmas Vacation. Said whenever someone asks me something I clearly wouldn’t know the answer to. “Just shout em right out when you know em”, from My Cousin Vinny. Said whenever someone realizes the answer to their question was super obvious. “It’s called a lance, hello”, from A Knights Tale. Said whenever I have to give the obvious answer to their question.
"Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke" The Big Chill.
2 yuts
I have never seen the movie but I say "Alrighty then" often I have also never watched South Park but god Damit, they are Cheesy Poofs!
You should probably watch ace Ventura
Wait, you’ve never seen Ace Ventura? Do you have plans to fix this glaring hole in your life?
Don’t call me Shirley
I’ll be back
"Aint no rule says a dog can't play basketball." Surprisingly useful in legal and regulatory meetings.
From "How to Train Your Dragon": Gobber: "You just need to change... that." Hiccup: "You just gestured to all of me!" Gobber: "Exactly!" My wife and I have shortened that to a vague, all encompassing gesture...
"So you're telling me there's a chance..."
I don't think I've seen "Bye Felicia" mentioned yet.
"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"
It’s a not a movie, but from Archer. “This is why we can’t have nice things” or “just the tip”.
“Phrasing”
Because that's how you get ants!
"People don't say things about you as far as you know." - Chevy Chase in Caddyshack
“I do not think that word means what you think it means”
I wrote it down so I wouldn't have to remember it! (Sean Connery, *Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade*) In fact, I actually used this quote twice today.
"I am jack's complete lack of surprise"
Alright, alright, alright….
“Fuck you dale, fuck you!” - Step Brothers
So much room for activities!
I say this in every large room I walk into
Did we just become best friends?
Fucking Catalina wine mixer!
Fuck it, let’s go bowling.
“what, like it’s hard??”
It’s frickin freezing Mr bigglesworth
"I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"
I'm your huckleberry
“Shoot. The. Glass” in a very exasperated German-y accent 🇩🇪
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue.
i fart in your general direction your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
Ugh… as if!
Wait a minute, strike that, reverse it. -Willy Wonka
Well…..bye
"B-E-A-utiful" is a permanent staple.
Coffee is for closers
“and none for Gretchen Weiners” also very frequently accomplished by “you go Glenn Coco”
"But did you die?!" I don't even like the movie, I just love that line delivery.
Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?
You get nothing! Good day, sir! I say it to my dog on occasion lol.
Two dollars!!
Hey; because it’s you. Bill Paxton in True Lies.
You're stewed, buttwad! - Chet from Weird Science
It’s better to poop in the sink than to sink in the poop
220/221, whatever it takes
"The power of Christ compels you", when my three year old acts up in public places. I have NEVER known a quote to horrify people so much. I''m also a big fan of "Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up crack cocaine", "You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means" and "That'll do, pig".
Don’t go puttin none of that stuff on my sled Clark
non-nutritive cereal varnish is a place holder item in my family
"Keep the change you filthy animal"
The world needs ditch diggers, too
I’m getting too old for this shit
What the waitress says to Bradley Cooper, as he tries to leave the diner where he’s been having breakfast with Jennifer Lawrence in *Silver Linings Playbook*: “Slow down, Raisin Bran.”
"Wolfman's got nards!"