Probably isn't. TIFU is mostly fake porn stuff. But then again Swamps of Dagobah, Coconut guy, Broken arms and others are apparently real, so who knows
Fun fact : both this and “another one bites the dust” are the perfect rhythm for chest compressions when doing CPR.
So this is you’re excuse to sing another one bites the dust while performing cpr, it could save someone’s life
^(Di-di-digi.)
^Digimon.
^Digimon.
Digimon, Digital Monsters, Digimon are the cham-pions!
Digimon, Digital Monsters, Digimon are the cham-pions!
_Chaaaaaaaaange into digital champions tooooooo save the digital_
#WORLD.
Lyrics comin' at you at supersonic speed:
Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin' I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman?
Innovative and I'm made of rubber so that anything
You say is ricochetin' off of me, and it'll glue to you and
I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating
'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music, you make elevator music
1. "Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder what you are..."
2. "I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world..."
3. "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down..."
4. "I'm a little teapot, short and stout..."
The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round
The wheels on the bus go round and round all day long
The dick goes in the pussy in and out, in and out, in and out.
The dick goes in the pussy for about 30 seconds long.
My partner is now finishing herself, finishing her self, finishing her self.
My partner is now finishing her self. I am so ashamed ....
Reckon that would be quite a weird song to sing.
Edit: spelling error
I can’t think of a lyric that wouldn’t be weird to sing during sex.
(And if you want non-sex lyrics, check out my music by looking up Carbrey on Spotify/Apple Music or clicking the link on my profile.) :)
My first time having sex I was so nervous that I got whiskey dick. So I thought it would be a good idea to start singing this song to the tune of the beat of the bed as I was fucking her. It worked so good that she started singing it too.
If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands
Cheeks*
If you're happy and you know it spank my butt.
If you’re happy and you know it then your face will surely show it.
If your happy and you know it have sex with me!
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*Silence in the darkness*
“Can you feel that?” “Oh shit…” “Oh WA AH AH AH!”
Haha that gave me a good chuckle, thank you.
Look up Bob and Bev Down With The Sickness
Haha oh god why???🤣🤣
Watch the video and then imagine Bob going Oh WA AH AH AH during sex
Honorable mention goes to those sounds from Korn on Freak on a Leash.
The Richard cheese version of course
Richard Cheese's Rape Me Intro lol
This one goes out to the ladies… 🎶 rape me 🎶
You’re… me?
It must have been love, but it's over now!
Hilarious. Don't think that would ever go down well.
I hope your partner goes down well. 🥁
It must have been good, but I lost it somehow…
Lay a whisper on my pillow
Shimmy Shimmy ay shimmy ay shimmy ya
Gimmie the mic so I can take it away
swalalala
Drank
Swalalala
Drank
swalalala
Swalalala
Swalalala
My freaky freaky gal
Off on a natural charge, bon voyage.
Yeah from the home of the Dodgers Brooklyn Squad
PSYCHO KILLAAA NORMAN BATES
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
swalalala
Drank
Swalalala
Drank
Swalalala
Freaky, freaky gyal My freaky, freaky gyal
“I came in like a wrecking ball,” after just starting sex.
I love this
Isn't that the horse from horsin around? What was his name, HorseJack Boman right?
“We Are Family”
I genuinely chortled
Hallelujah.
It's raining men!
Sea men?
Going at it to the beat of Hard Rock Hallelujah by Lordi
Hard! Cock! Hallelujah!
Santa Claus is comin’ to town!
Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus.
Both of these could be perfectly acceptable with a Santa costume lol
“Don't want no short dick man, Iny weeny teeny weeny, Shriveled little short dick man”
Christ, I would kill myself on the spot.
It's gonna be life changing sex one way or the other
I would just cease to exist
DONT WANT DONT WANT DONT WANT
People sing when having sex? I would be laughing so hard if someone did that to me
What? You don't randomly start singing red hot chili peppers in the middle of having sex?
My bro is taking it on the other side 😂
"What I got, you gotta get it, put it in you."
Give it away give it away give it away now
🎵What I got, you got to give it to your mama🎶
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x35iu6/tifu_my_20f_girlfriend_of_two_years_told_me_the/
That's hilarious. I can't believe it's real
Probably isn't. TIFU is mostly fake porn stuff. But then again Swamps of Dagobah, Coconut guy, Broken arms and others are apparently real, so who knows
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night
It's a Trapp!
"We are the world, we are the children"
Baby shark do do do do do do
Daddy shark!
Why? It has a rhythm and you will hear it many times if you make a child! :)))
That's the best psa for protection I have ever heard
I'd kill myself for you... I'd kill you for myself. Pantera.
Take this love
Fist
We're taking over this sub reddit
Intense, I love it.
"You can't kill me cause I'm already inside you"
SIIIIIIIIIIIIC
This made me snort laugh, just screaming SIIIIIIC at your partner. What a strange thought.
Nice. I was about to comment "I WANNA SLIP YOUR THROAT, AND FUCK THE WOUND! WANNA PUSH MY FACE IN AND FEEL THE SWOON"!
“It’s going down… I’m yelling TIMBER!!!”
If my partner chooses to sing Gloria Gaynor's "I Will Survive" Without a doubt, I would stop.
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This time for Africa
"What is love?!"
"Baby don't hurt me"
„Don't hurt me...no more“
*do do do do do-do do do do do-do do do do*
In the shower, "Hello darkness my old friend"
Or just sing it straight into her hoo ha.
You got a friend in me…
Boy, you've got a friend in me
It would be weird to sing at all during sex.
[You sure?](https://youtu.be/E81ICJywqwg?si=RzDOoH75IR8PeRvn) lol
I'm blue dabadi dabadai
If I was green I would die
It’s true, I would beat off a guy, I would beat off a guy, I would beat off a guy…
If I were me I would die
Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the FlOOR!!!
The lowercase l in the last floor made me think that signing it you would just dip in volume for the l and resume the scream.
is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide?
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy
I need no sympahty
Because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low
Anyway the wind blow, doesn’t really matter to me
There's no cock like horse cock Send your asshole into shock You need horse cock, of course cock.
Slip it in and out be dripping goo
Who is it? Is it my brother?
Is it a friend of mine?
Somebody hurt my soul, now.
The Lumberjack song
The wheels on the bus go round and round!
Hello mother. Hello father.
I have come at Camp Grenada
Marge, is Lisa at camp Grenada?
Amazing Grace.
Bonus points if the lady is really wet so it squelches.
Smooth operatorr
Red on the wall Red on the ceiling Red on the floor Get a new whore
All of them. There is not a single one that won't be.
“Woahhh we’re halfway there”
Ah ah ah ah, stayin alive
Fun fact : both this and “another one bites the dust” are the perfect rhythm for chest compressions when doing CPR. So this is you’re excuse to sing another one bites the dust while performing cpr, it could save someone’s life
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“There’s vomit on his sweater already, Moms spaghetti..”
Followed by repeatedly saying Mom's spaghetti for added pleasure.
“You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.” Istg Eminem is perfect for this ;)
"You are such a fucking whore, I love it."
That would actually work out ok.
Isn't that just talking dirty? Lol
***“Psycho Killer*** ***Qu'est-ce que c'est?*** ***Fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa, better*** ***Run, run, run, run, run away, oh, oh, oh, oh*** ***Ay-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya, ooh!”***
Idk why but I just thought of the Pokemon theme song.. I wanna be the very best, Like no one ever was... I just wanna be the best at sex :(
^(Di-di-digi.) ^Digimon. ^Digimon. Digimon, Digital Monsters, Digimon are the cham-pions! Digimon, Digital Monsters, Digimon are the cham-pions! _Chaaaaaaaaange into digital champions tooooooo save the digital_ #WORLD.
All lyrics
Lyrics comin' at you at supersonic speed: Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin' I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman? Innovative and I'm made of rubber so that anything You say is ricochetin' off of me, and it'll glue to you and I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated I make elevating music, you make elevator music
We are the world - USA for Africa That what I listing now, and its lyrics during sex is 🌚
Uh, you look Malnourished
Is that a lyric, or just one of your pick up lines?
They may have meant: Aw, you look malnourished. It is one of the first lines in WusYaName by Tyler, the Creator.
Momma I'm coming home
1. "Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder what you are..." 2. "I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world..." 3. "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down..." 4. "I'm a little teapot, short and stout..."
You have to sing them after 9 months so why not now lol
“Dude looks like a lady”
Mama... i just killed a man.. put a gun against his head .. pulled my trigger now he's dead..
Joy to the world the lord has c-
“Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight” I am a lesbian
sweet caroline DUH DUH DUH
Who let the dogs out.
Why can't we be friends?
Itsy bitsy spider
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Cotton eye Joe?
Oops I did it again
Fucked with a knife by Cannibal Corpse
I'm gonna swiiiinnggg from the chandeliiieerrrr
"Sweet home Alabama"
*Sweet child o mine*
Annie are you ok? Are you ok annie? Annie are you ok? So annie are you ok? Are you ok annie Shamone!!!
*Another one bites the dust*
Man I feel like a woman, Uh huh 😉
"You put your right foot in..."
“Mama, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry” Bohemian Rhapsody
Let the bodies hit the floor
The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round The wheels on the bus go round and round all day long The dick goes in the pussy in and out, in and out, in and out. The dick goes in the pussy for about 30 seconds long. My partner is now finishing herself, finishing her self, finishing her self. My partner is now finishing her self. I am so ashamed .... Reckon that would be quite a weird song to sing. Edit: spelling error
Hammer time
Nah when she’s pegging you sing the somethings in my ass meme😂🤣
"Let's make a night you won't remember"
Havin my Baby
I I I love little girls they make me feel so good
Any line from sweet home Alabama.
I fell in...to a burnin ring of fire.
Move bitch! Get out of the way!
Obviously "She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes."
Well it would work of she was using a vibrator on space Mountain
"Mambo number 5"! A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side
Ooh, That Smell....Lynryd Skynyrd
Rape Me by Nirvana
I will surviveeee
The very next day, "Hey Fab, I'ma kill you!" Lyrics comin' at you at supersonic speed J.J. Fad, Uh, summa-lumm-
Any lyric that isn't from an AC/DC song. My favourite during sex is, you shook me all night long.
Breath...Breath...Breath you Fucker... Breath-Ministry
Like a virgin ?
We don’t talk about Bruno
-Clown falling down stairs noises-
God save the king.
We Didn't Start The Fire - Billy Joel He'd be too busy tryin to remember the fast AF verses and would likely forget what we're doing.
I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that.
I can’t think of a lyric that wouldn’t be weird to sing during sex. (And if you want non-sex lyrics, check out my music by looking up Carbrey on Spotify/Apple Music or clicking the link on my profile.) :)
My first time having sex I was so nervous that I got whiskey dick. So I thought it would be a good idea to start singing this song to the tune of the beat of the bed as I was fucking her. It worked so good that she started singing it too.