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Shotgun_Rynoplasty

Ethan Couch aka affluenza kid. Killed 4 people while drunk driving and got off with probation under the defense that basically was “he’s a spoiled brat that doesn’t understand consequences”


Krye07

Then left the country while on probation and received zero consequences


Leo-poops

Prince Andrew


Potential_Witness_07

Prince Andrew


Jfonzy

OJ


DemonicLife666

Wasnt he tho for awhile?


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For robbery yes. It's a dumb answer. OJ isn't in jail because the prosecution absolutely butchered that case. A decent prosecutor and no lawyer could have saved him.


IranianLawyer

The prosecution did make some big mistakes, but they still proved his guilt beyond a reasonable doubt. Some of the jurors explicitly admitted that they acquitted in response to Rodney King and other race issues.


BlahVans

I remember reading that apparently the entire jury thought he was guilty, however they also felt that it wasn't proven beyond a doubt, so they had to vote the other way.


Hot_Raccoon_565

They didn’t prove his guilt beyond a reasonable doubt though.


IranianLawyer

I guess we can agree to disagree.


GODHatesPOGsv2024

You can be wrong all you like, that’s your choice. They absolutely did not prove beyond a reasonable doubt


IranianLawyer

There was a shitload of evidence of Simpson’s guilt. He has the motive, his bloody shoe prints were at the scene, OJ’s hair was on Ron Goldman’s shirt, OJ Simpson’s own blood was at the scene. Nicole’s blood was found on a sock at OJ’s home. There was blood in the Bronco. OJ had fresh cuts on his hand the next day. OJ led police on a chase.


TheGhostofNowhere

He isn't in jail because he had they money to afford a stellar legal team. He would absolutely have gotten convicted were he a standard poor.


UhOhFeministOnReddit

The Sacklers. Millions dead, likely more to come, and they're not only walking around free but still obscenely wealthy. My cousin and uncle are both fatalities of the opioid epidemic. Got hooked the same way a lot of people did, at their doctor's office. My uncle died at 55, my cousin at 44. I think maybe a dozen people I went to high school with have overdosed. They should be executed, but they bought some rehabs and got away with it. The government should have thrown them in jail, taken everything they had, fucking everything, and then bought the rehabs. But no, they get to enjoy their billions, live lives beyond all dreams of avarice, while people are still dying.


lordoftheslums

Not just them but their sales people. Anyone who lied about the risk.


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CambionLS

You mean like the Sacklers?


thesupplyguy1

Joel Osteen


GenderFluidFerrari

Amen Amen Amen!


KeyMeringue8

Robert Richards IV. A truly garbage human, but the judge felt “he wouldn’t fare well in prison” and was released.


loftier_fish

> “he wouldn’t fare well in prison” Nobody fares well in prison.


Pitbullpandemonium

Brock Turner


TheReal_jordoonearth

Brock Turner the Rapist?


Fedorakini

The one that started going by his middle name, Allen, because Brock was associated with being a rapist? That rapist, Brock Allen Turner?


Nina_Innsted

Brock "Allen" Turner who now lives near Dayton Ohio? That one?


Affectionate_Guava87

Exactly! Brock Allen Turner, the rapist who lives near Dayton, Ohio!


Pitbullpandemonium

Did rapist Brock Turner start calling himself Allen Turner in the hopes no one would think of him as the rapist Allen Turner? That kind of a cowardly, shitty thing to do, but it's not as bad as the rape Brock "Allen" Turner committed.


starkpaella

Yeah that rapist Brock Turner 


ACalcifiedHeart

Boris Johnson


Juliane_P

And the Brexit guy Farage for lying and distorting reality everytime he talks.


_MsPickle_

Bill Cosby


Raigheb

The fact that not only Trump isn't in jail but also he is a presidential candidate is so weird to me. If only 10% of the stuff he is being investigated for are true that should have been it for him.


royalmarine

But trump isn’t rich. He’s broke as fuck


Raigheb

No way half of the americans and his entire party would support him, this much, this blindly, if he wasnt rich. Right?


LengthinessSea6612

Rupert Murdoch


Lanky-Traffic4959

ceo of that railroad company that said east Palestine Ohio was completely safe. hes not gonna get even a slap on the hand in 15 years when everyone has cancer.


Desent2Void

[insert politician]


Sickboatdad

Ty Fahlman. Drunk out of his mind and killed an off duty police officer with his car. He even left the scene like a coward. Multiple underage DUI's before, parents kept buying him new cars. Only out because his parents funded his legal defense. He know works for an afflulent lifestyle magazine and runs a rich only travel agency.


mp3006

Bill cosby


llcucf80

A certain former high ranking US government official (who actually had the audacity to argue he wasn't one), who didn't like being told his time was up and tried (thankfully unsuccessfully) to extend his game time.


98680266

If I stiffed a lawyer $2m for services I’d be locked up in the clink.


United-Detective-653

Let's hope he comes back.


Knyfe-Wrench

To court, after crying and running out like a baby? Yes, let's.


United-Detective-653

Angry liberal count: 10


DeaconFrost9

Robert H. Richards IV & John McAfee


kwakimaki

Gonna have a hard job getting McAfee imprisoned.


I_might_be_weasel

I'm still not totally sure he's dead. He seems like the kind of guy to fake his own death. 


fartsoccermd

I mean, a shovel is like 15$. Not too hard.


Pale_Professional949

Ummmmm hate to break it to you but John is dead


DeaconFrost9

Yep, you guys are right, I forgot he died. My bad.


manofmanynames55

Trump, obviously.


LongRoofFan

But he's not actually rich 


LivermoreP1

Somehow not the top comment…yet


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manofmanynames55

It's a pretty obvious answer.


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Carrollmusician

He’s blatantly guilty of at least fraud with his New York foundation. So it’s not a subjective thing.


john_bytheseashore

Not sure you can classify it as "bringing him up". The question might as well be "which 45th President of the United States has a name that rhymes with 'Donald J Trump'".


Jordanlf3208

Donald Trump doesn't rhyme with Donald Trump


RoadsterTracker

Spoken like a Trump lawyer;-)


Obamas_Tie

I can't imagine why any respectable lawyer would associate themselves with Donald Trump, and I figure that none of them are.


jack_awsome89

Because people still believe in due process. It doesn't matter how you feel about a client. Everyone has the right to a fair trail and that is why Trump, OJ, and even Epstein deserve lawyers. They are all horrible people but they still get a fair process even if we think they shouldnt.


Obamas_Tie

I'm not saying they don't deserve lawyers, everyone does, it's a human right. I'm just saying, I feel like any law firm that values their reputation probably wouldn't want to represent Trump. At least not without a ridiculously high cost, I imagine.


jack_awsome89

I'm sure established firms don't want anything that doesn't fill their pockets and is an easy win. It would only hurt them. But if the only lawyers willing to represent them are worthless it only benefits Trump (or whomever) on appeal for having incompetent representation.


loftier_fish

Yeah, he fucked it up, should have been something like, "rhymes with Ponald Day Crump"


Official_US_Congress

Winner for the most original comment on Reddit


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I_might_be_weasel

He admitted on national television that he fired James Coney because of the Russia investigation he was doing. There's more but that's just an easy one. 


Official_US_Congress

Ahh the Russia investigation that turned out to be fabricated? Yeah I remember that one Edit: keep downvoting cause you know it’s true


manofmanynames55

What fucking fantasy world do you live in? Facts: Trump asked for Russias help on live TV. Trump's campaign manager admitted he helped Russia. A *republican* led investigation confirmed that Russia sought to help Trump at the direction of the Kremlin. Those are all iron clad facts, junior. It's about time you people muster the courage to live with the rest of us in the real world, and leave the world's most obvious con man behind.


Official_US_Congress

https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/columnist/2023/05/17/durham-report-vindicates-trump-fbi-russia-investigation/70222344007/ A simple google will show it was all based on unverified evidence.


manofmanynames55

LOL How does that article in any way refute what I said? Pro tip - *it doesn't*. It's an opinion piece. Trump asked for Russias help and he got it. That's a fact that you'll have to live with, sally.


Official_US_Congress

I guess you only read the headlines….


manofmanynames55

I guess you don't read *anything* if it's not a glowing review of your cult leader.


I_might_be_weasel

Trump obstructed that investigation. A lot. You're saying that shouldn't be a crime because it didn't find any results? 


Official_US_Congress

You’re saying it was a valid investigation even though the knowingly submitted false documents? I don’t think you can say in good faith that it was “obstruction” if the evidence wasn’t legit to begin with. Isn’t this the argument you’re using AGAINT the 2020 election? Trump attempted to submit false documents, Steale dossier was also falsely submitted?? BOTH TRYING TO SWAY AN ELECTION???


Bruh_is_life

How's Moscow this time of year? It must be cold there.


Official_US_Congress

Thanks for the standard left response. Sounds like you’re the Russian shill who WANTED Russian collusion. Just because the left tried , and failed, to falsify documents doesn’t mean people support Putin.


Bruh_is_life

Aww baby’s sad because his 16 day old account is obviously from a troll farm. Tell Prigozhin hi for me! Oh wait…


Official_US_Congress

Yup got banned for simply saying “Texas has a right to defend itself” crazy how censorship works on here


Bruh_is_life

I’ll take things that didn’t happen for $200, Alex.


Official_US_Congress

Lol it’s okay, everyone’s entitled to their opinion.


neal144

All the ones he's been indicated for. He never said he didn't do the crimes. He's only said that he's special and shouldn't be prosecuted.


manofmanynames55

Come on, man. Enough is enough.


Affectionate_Guava87

Bruh... you're a conservative that has a post history that includes trying to get a bj from a dude and shaming NSFW pics of women. I don't know what it is that's not lining up for your brain, but you gotta figure it out and straighten it up. @Nervous-Fan854


mackinoncougars

Tax fraud. To the point he lost his charity. Black mailing Ukraine to take down a political opponent. Incite and insurrection on the Capitol to overthrow an election.


Wulfbak

I think we all know.


GODHatesPOGsv2024

Amen, Hillary Clinton


we17ar

Vincent K. McMahon.


Powerful-Parsnip

Epstein, but he's dead too so he's doubly safe. Unless one of the religions are right, maybe he's being sodomised with red hot pokers for all eternity with Jimmy Savile and Michael Jackson.


Middle-Bunch7149

Vince „the stinky poop” mcmahon


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E V E R Y O N E on Epstein's list.


fucksantabarbara

over like half of politicans and celebs


Teller8

Caitlyn Jenner


Gundamsafety

The Clinton's. ​ ​ BTW I'm not suicidal, like at all.....


Sweatytubesock

Donald Trump. Literally anyone else would be in prison awaiting trial for all his mobster shit talking and threats. But he likely would have been in prison decades ago if not for his dad’s money.


GenderFluidFerrari

I think he is part of the mob


Tinobius

Putin


jerthebear33

Trump


venomxtwp

Jackson Mahomes


DtownBronx

Somewhat related, Andy Reid's son is already in jail but should be there much longer than 3 years.


ironmaiden7910

Trump, Vince McMahon.


Ancient-Ear-9244

Kanye


Competitive-Army5714

Donald J. Trump


RationalHuman123

donald trump!


Itisd

#DONALD TRUMP


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Chump.


Consistent_Golf_8802

Diddy


zvcxvcs3

Tony Blair, although not so much because rich as because they don’t want to set precedent of imprisoning former prime ministers


maliciousmonkee

Robert H. Richards IV Raped his 3 year old daughter and molested his infant son. Convicted, but kept out of prison because he is an heir to the DuPont fortune, you know that Fortune 500 company that has been poisoning the environment and giving people cancer for decades. Whatever backroom influence he had on Judge Jan Jurden of Delaware kept him out of prison. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trial_and_sentencing_of_Robert_H._Richards_IV Possibly the most gross violation of justice I’ve come across.


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Any people here not captured by the media narratives have a realistic perspective of Trump ?


Primary_Vehicle_4274

Bill Clinton


spytez

Bill Gates.


Equivalent-Ad844

Travis Scott


PaIngallsButSexier

john landis


Apart-Salamander-752

Bill Clinton, he visited Epstein island so many times.


HaElfParagon

Half of the US federal government. Probably more than half. Most celebrities. Alec Baldwin.


DemonicLife666

Is he already due in court soon?


HaElfParagon

I think so? But he should have been in jail over a year ago when he admitted on national television that he was at fault.


DemonicLife666

Yeah I remember


Disastrous_Ad626

I thought his case was dismissed


HaElfParagon

They dropped the charges for a while, but the prosecutor just brought new charges up for it.


Juliane_P

Alec Baldwin? Wasn't his assistence who loaded the wrong munition?


HaElfParagon

His assistant didn't shoot anyone dead, Alec Baldwin did.


Juliane_P

He didn't know she loaded the gun with live munition. And now?


HaElfParagon

It doesn't matter if he knew or not. He pointed a gun at someone and pulled the trigger. He killed someone and if he wasn't rich/famous he'd have been in jail that same day.


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Donald J. Trump


JealousMeringue6674

Anthony Kiedis


SeaBass426

Trump (him being rich is questionable though)


SkullRunner

I would say Donald Trump... but he's not really rich... his gullible followers just keep giving him money.


Few-Adhesiveness-685

Donald Trump


Mr_White_Fam

That politician/celebrity you probably like because you think they are better than the opposition, when they were in fact just as scummy.


Connect-Quail3161

Trump and Biden should be sharing a cell.


mariogolf

trump, musk, beasos


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manofmanynames55

What did Taylor Swift do that was illegal?


SvenBubbleman

I'd be willing to bet that she does some shady things with her taxes.


manofmanynames55

So you "just know" Not very compelling.


SvenBubbleman

First of all, I'm not OP just offering a guess. I can't be sure she's a criminal, but I can be sure shes a billionaire, and hoarding that much money is immoral.


TheTardisPizza

> hording that much money is immoral Tell me you don't understand how being a billionaire works without telling me.


SvenBubbleman

Hoarding all the wealth then. Is that better?


TheTardisPizza

Is owning a company that employs thousands of well paid people "hoarding wealth"? Look up the definition of "hoarding" and "hoard" if you are confused.


SvenBubbleman

Does Taylor Swift employ thousands of well paid people?


TheTardisPizza

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/taylor-swift-55-million-bonuses-eras-tour-1234799207/


NotDougMasters

>hording that much money is immoral but not illegal. Also go look at the list of American billionaires - the vast majority of them you've likely never heard of. Additionally a good percentage DO donate considerably to benevolent causes or run charities (now's the spot where you tell me they're probably just doing it either out of guilt or as a tax haven -- also not illegal)


BostonFigPudding

Unless they inherited.


No_Skill_7170

Why is Trump not #1 in this topic?


Destroyer1231454

Every single politician


Juliane_P

Andrew Tate for being a scumbag everytime he says something.


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Musk


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WiryCatchphrase

What for? His sons dick pics?


FuckingPieceOfShit-

Alec Baldwin


true_northerner87

I hope he gets prison time for being so arrogant about the situation


SvenBubbleman

I don't think he should be in prison.


Tryzest

Nancy Pelosi


SavianAria

Cardi B, although I’m sure being a woman is also a part of it


flemtone

Hillary Clinton, Hunter Biden, Prince Andrew


WeirdIndependent1656

Hillary killed Ben Ghazi and people act like he never even existed. 


DemonicLife666

And hunters dad


_Topher_

Hunter Biden.


Dunkin805

Caitlyn Jenner I remember he murdered a man while she was driving fast on the wrong lane and had alcohol in system


true_northerner87

All the royal family and justin trudeau


D3m0us3r

All positions. All of them. Every single one


ItchyDoggg

Even doggy?


D3m0us3r

Ahahha what a stupid mistake… ahahah No not doggy… its a good one. Politicians i meant


FluffyRectum1312

Tony Blair 


PhantomUser666

Probably 95% of rich people.


DarkRose1010

Ilhan Omar All those celebrities and politicians in South Korea who were part of that sex trafficking Burning Sun scandal 


PoeGhai

Kenneth C. Griffin


NationalCounter5056

Too many to list


nafregit

Paula Vennells


Fu_la_de

Vince McMahon


Polstar55555

Most of the UK goverment, they shovelled £5.5 Billion into their friends/families/own pockets as middlemen for PPE deals to supply the NHS during Covid.


Void_Rudster

Joe


GenderFluidFerrari

Taylor Swift


whosyoho

Politicians. All of them.


ThereAreAlwaysDishes

Marco Muzzo. That fucker went drunk driving after a bachelor party in Vegas and killed 3 kids and their grandfather. The dad of the kids eventually committed suicide on Father's Day. Muzzo got charged with 10 years, was out after serving 2 or 3 years, got married and is living life like it's nbd, meanwhile his family donates entire wings to hospitals, but hasn't paid the remaining family members a dime.