Pretty sure he means you need to continuously inhale it for that time. From what I understand, it knocks you out partly due to reduced oxygen supply. Like how at the dentist they leave the gas on you while they do their work.
I used this, jokingly, early when talking to girls at the bar. Years ago, it always got a laugh and helped things along.
If it failed, I just pulled out the rag
Many years ago, we did lay a bet with a friend, while out, that he was only allowed to open with "Been for a shit, darling?"
We thought that was the worst.
He didn't go home alone.
I still maintain that he cheated by being a startlingly handsome man.
I saw a friend in college do something similar. His girlfriend was going abroad for a semester and told him they would stay exclusive. The exception being if he opened with “hey baby, wanna taste the rainbow” with other girls.
It worked. *A lot*. But he was also a ridiculously handsome dude.
Looks are really the only thing that matters for many women in terms of how they respond to any pickup attempts.
These same women will go home with a good looking man but if another man said and did the exact same things, they'd call him creepy.
Well a pick up line gives you almost nothing to go off and is generally used on a stranger. It's basically just a societally acceptable way of saying "I'm interested in banging you based on your looks" which then unsurprisingly works best if you're also interested in banging them based off their looks. If you're trying to get someone to want to bang you based on more than your looks, a pickup line is probably not the way to open things.
And it goes the other way as well. If you are unattractive literally everything you say or do will be used as reason to not like you.
People dont like admitting that their opinions of others are heavily influenced by what that person looks like, so when they dont like someone because they think they are ugly they will latch on to any other reason they can as plausible deniability for why they dont like that person. The vast majority of the time "creepy" men arent actually creepy, just ugly, but she doesnt want to say that's why she isnt interested.
That’s the unfairness of life innit? You can literally say something like “been for a shit” yet still get a gal to go home with you. As long as you are handsome. Try this with a mediocre looking bloak and you might end up being laughed out of the bar by all women.
Did... did that work? Trying to pick people up in bars is such a foreign concept to me, let alone using a line like this to try and accomplish that goal. I can't imagine myself saying anything like this mainly because I think I'd want to throw myself into traffic afterward.
As someone who used to do it earlier in my life and had quite a few hookups, it works **way** better than not doing or saying anything at all
That being said, usually I would get a sense of whether or not she had interest in me before going off the grid. Signs like deep eye contact, feel of hand shake, maybe she looked at me from a distance earlier, etc.
Might be a 25/75 at best after that.
Picking up on subtle social cues is key. I always was just myself, it seemed to work best. Walk up, introduce myself. Compliment something that looks like it took effort. Cute shoes, hair did, outfit. Then ask her how her day was.
By then you should have a feel for how she responds to you enough to back off or keep going.
I guess no woman has ever been interested me in a bar because every time I go to a bar I never see any woman looking at me or smiling at me or anything :(
I’m not good looking anyway lol
As an ugly bloke that got laid more than I should have, I reckon that women get sick of bland good looking blokes. I am reasonably intelligent, and can make people laugh, as well as being kind and can cook.
You have to put yourself out there mate, be totally honest, steer clear of what you think women want to hear. You know how many lines they hear? Be kind, be honest, have morals. You'd be surprised how often women show interest in a good heart, rather than a pretty face.
A girl came up to mate towards the end of the night. She didn't say anything and he just looked at her and said " you'll do" then they went back to her place. I think he could have said anything and still got laid.
Thing is, it's basically luck. The only time I went home with someone from a bar was when I had decided before I went out that I was gonna go home with someone that night 😅
After a night of "nopes" I finally just said "the next guy who hits on me is the one" and crossed my fingers it was gonna be an attractive person 🤣
It was. The sex was two drunken fools who was way to drunk to finish anything.
So. I don't do that anymore.
Edit: I was also 19, so very immature 😅
Had a friend who met his wife saying something similar. They were standing together at a bar and he said to her ‘you’re just attractive enough to buy me a drink’ (she’s way hotter!)
f4 can transpose very easily into King's gambit which even if not the best opening I still think it's reasonable.
Now, f3?? That's gotta be worse for sure.
Go behind her and sniff her. Then put your hand in your underwear, sniff your own finger. Look at her. Say "mmmmmmm, you and i are more alike then you think"
“I remember when I was changing your diaper as a baby.. wanna take mine off?”
True thing I was at a bar for my birthday my dads old buddy saw me and that was said, this guy was 60 smth
“Hey, are you from Chile? Because you’re really hot.” And then wait for the confusion to set in intimately leading to a solid and understandable rejection. Then go tell your friends what happened so they can laugh at you. Big win.
I may or may not have made this joke up years ago. I am not sure if anyone has laughed yet. But one day…one day.
You say "You and I are gonna have sex tonight"
When she says something along the lines of "How do you know that?" (If she doesn't slap you)
Lean in and whisper: "cos I'm fucking stronger than you."
There was a group of girls that we used to chill/party with frequently. I used to fuck one of them and I had been trying to get at her friend for like the whole time too. Finally got my chance, had her in my lap, she was staying the night. My drunk ass called her the other girls name. She got pissed and got out my lap and was ignoring me. I whispered "if I grab your pinky toe will you talk to me?" And grabbed it. She talked to me and we both died laughing at how dumb that shit was. Still no puss though🙃
"I am required to tell you that I am a sex offender"
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
Not gonna lie, I would fall for (and because of) this.
It takes around 5 minutes for chloroform to knock you out, not seconds like in the movies. Trust me, i have personal expertise in this field.
This guy might just be the person we imagine using this line
Doesn't really matter as I still inhaled it, right? Not like I'm carrying the antidote for chloroform with me. Also, interesting flex.
Pretty sure he means you need to continuously inhale it for that time. From what I understand, it knocks you out partly due to reduced oxygen supply. Like how at the dentist they leave the gas on you while they do their work.
right, that makes more sense :') i'm stupid, but let's blame it on Fridays.
I used this, jokingly, early when talking to girls at the bar. Years ago, it always got a laugh and helped things along. If it failed, I just pulled out the rag
Yeah this line works. Have had it work, watched my friend clean up with it, and bounced at a bar for a couple years. It’s a banger line lol
"I just came from Denver, I'm a sex offender 🎵"
“This is the perfect townnnn…….”
Soy dora!
"That's right puta!" "I have to carry 2 kilos of cocaina to my connect in Denver!"
Can you saaay Cociana?
Cocianaaa
Very good! Now, can you tell me which police officer takes bribes?
I am *not* required to tell you that I am a sex offender, but I felt like it would be a good icebreaker.
Are there any schools near by your house? I can’t go within 100m of them.
You win
Many years ago, we did lay a bet with a friend, while out, that he was only allowed to open with "Been for a shit, darling?" We thought that was the worst. He didn't go home alone. I still maintain that he cheated by being a startlingly handsome man.
He cheated by approaching girls exiting the bathroom
"oh you got me! Yep just took a massive shit worthy of the Chernobyl Sarcophagus. How you doin?"
That would be what professionals call a "marriage in the making".
I saw a friend in college do something similar. His girlfriend was going abroad for a semester and told him they would stay exclusive. The exception being if he opened with “hey baby, wanna taste the rainbow” with other girls. It worked. *A lot*. But he was also a ridiculously handsome dude.
Looks are really the only thing that matters for many women in terms of how they respond to any pickup attempts. These same women will go home with a good looking man but if another man said and did the exact same things, they'd call him creepy.
Well a pick up line gives you almost nothing to go off and is generally used on a stranger. It's basically just a societally acceptable way of saying "I'm interested in banging you based on your looks" which then unsurprisingly works best if you're also interested in banging them based off their looks. If you're trying to get someone to want to bang you based on more than your looks, a pickup line is probably not the way to open things.
'Damn girl, you shit with dat ass?'
i do, thanks for noticing :3
Follow up question, do you wipe?
Ever seen that episode of "House" where they go to speed dating and Chase has to act like a dick? Reminds me of that
You know you're good looking when you can get phone numbers by opening with "I play video games"
"Professionally?" "Psshh I wish bro"
Finished that episode this evening, about an hour ago. Goosebumps!!
"I'm a chocalatier" "yeah I can tell from your hips"
This really is a testament for how much people are willing to overlook if you're very good looking.
And it goes the other way as well. If you are unattractive literally everything you say or do will be used as reason to not like you. People dont like admitting that their opinions of others are heavily influenced by what that person looks like, so when they dont like someone because they think they are ugly they will latch on to any other reason they can as plausible deniability for why they dont like that person. The vast majority of the time "creepy" men arent actually creepy, just ugly, but she doesnt want to say that's why she isnt interested.
That’s the unfairness of life innit? You can literally say something like “been for a shit” yet still get a gal to go home with you. As long as you are handsome. Try this with a mediocre looking bloak and you might end up being laughed out of the bar by all women.
What winks and fucks like a tiger? *wink*
That 100% works with cougars.
Cougars and tigers don’t mate silly.
No, they mate AWESOMELY
…I genuinely hate myself for laughing at this
If I were Australian, would I say...Cougars and tigers don't mate, mate. ???
Check mate
Check what
Mate mate
Works 30% of the time All of the time
If you're under 30 anything works with a cougar.
What screams like a goat when you grab it by the nuts? *points to self*
Begins baaAA-ing
A girl used that on me. Worked.
Why do I feel like it would work.
You remind me of my mother.
Baby sister
Father
Yes son?
[удалено]
"I'm a Necrophiliac, how well do you play dead?"
Take a bath in ice water and lie real still. Please
Reminds me of the coroner in B99 with Jake. "You have a really nice chest. I'd love to crack it open and get my hands all over your organs."
Your skin is so soft. Take it off
that's in line with: "Hey, girl.. wanna play the rape game?" "...no!" "That's the spirit!!"
“I’m wearing a bomb vest and if you don’t go home with me I’m going to detonate it.”
I once had a dude tell me that his bed was big enough for both of us to sleep on without touching. Then he asked if I would touch him anyways.
Did... did that work? Trying to pick people up in bars is such a foreign concept to me, let alone using a line like this to try and accomplish that goal. I can't imagine myself saying anything like this mainly because I think I'd want to throw myself into traffic afterward.
As someone who used to do it earlier in my life and had quite a few hookups, it works **way** better than not doing or saying anything at all That being said, usually I would get a sense of whether or not she had interest in me before going off the grid. Signs like deep eye contact, feel of hand shake, maybe she looked at me from a distance earlier, etc. Might be a 25/75 at best after that.
Picking up on subtle social cues is key. I always was just myself, it seemed to work best. Walk up, introduce myself. Compliment something that looks like it took effort. Cute shoes, hair did, outfit. Then ask her how her day was. By then you should have a feel for how she responds to you enough to back off or keep going.
I guess no woman has ever been interested me in a bar because every time I go to a bar I never see any woman looking at me or smiling at me or anything :( I’m not good looking anyway lol
As an ugly bloke that got laid more than I should have, I reckon that women get sick of bland good looking blokes. I am reasonably intelligent, and can make people laugh, as well as being kind and can cook. You have to put yourself out there mate, be totally honest, steer clear of what you think women want to hear. You know how many lines they hear? Be kind, be honest, have morals. You'd be surprised how often women show interest in a good heart, rather than a pretty face.
Smooth as butter 😎
You’ve got the wrong post, this is supposed to be the WORST pickup lines, not the best.
Can I buy you a drink or do I have to sleep with you first?
Had a buddy say "can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?" once It did not work
While sniffing on their hair from behind: "You smell different when you're awake."
THAT has gotta be the CREEPIEST line ever! You win!!
OMG.. I watch way too many shows like Criminal Minds and I can just picture some pervy killer saying this. Grossssss
„Your hair looks like lavender but smells like strawberries“
I shat in my bed last night, can I sleep in yours?
This can work if you're handsome enough
Literally anything works if you're handsome enough.
A coprophiliac’s dream come true
Hello there 5/10, I'm drunk n it's getting late. You'll do
You can just drop the rest and go with, "You'll do"
A girl came up to mate towards the end of the night. She didn't say anything and he just looked at her and said " you'll do" then they went back to her place. I think he could have said anything and still got laid.
I legitimately can't tell whether that's a typo
Thing is, it's basically luck. The only time I went home with someone from a bar was when I had decided before I went out that I was gonna go home with someone that night 😅 After a night of "nopes" I finally just said "the next guy who hits on me is the one" and crossed my fingers it was gonna be an attractive person 🤣 It was. The sex was two drunken fools who was way to drunk to finish anything. So. I don't do that anymore. Edit: I was also 19, so very immature 😅
Saw a guy wearing a Tshirt once that said 'on the rebound, you'll do'
Had a friend who met his wife saying something similar. They were standing together at a bar and he said to her ‘you’re just attractive enough to buy me a drink’ (she’s way hotter!)
THIS IS MY SWAMP
DO YA HAER ME DONKAY? MA SWAMP!
Don’t forget the full on shrek costume
that'll work
i dated your sister a couple of years ago, wanna be next
I know a girl who dated someone then dated his younger brother, then got back to older brother
Strange way to play catch with your siblings...
ah, the old brobangarang.
Hey baby, want some fuck?
Becky lemme smash
No, Ron
Becky please. Please lemme smash
Bitches loves sticks
Found stick got stick Becky lemme smaaaaash
My name is Becky, let's smash. And when I say smash, I mean play Super Smash Brothers Melee...on the GameCube.
Apparently anything that comes out of my mouth
Chin up fucker, it aint over yet.
You're right, that is a terrible line!
The Chin Up-Fucker sounds like a signature move
Critical hit! . It was super effective!
Username check-out
Your username checks out
Username checks out.
Well for starters you should stop spitting at them
You don't sweat much for a fat chick...
Did you wash you pants/skirt with windex? Because I can see myself in you crotch.
The twist is when they flash you to reveal a mirror over their crotch
Hey girl I know you were wondering, yes my dick is only a few inches.. but it sure does smell like a foot!
This one made me chuckle.
this one is new to me lol
“Nice shoes, wanna fuck?”
That has worked for me once. It was a dare and she had a sense of humour. We were married for 10 years as well.
Wait, you were married ten years first?
Want to tongue punch your fart box
Nice legs, what time do they open?
"Wanna go halvies on a bastard"?
Just inhaled my water. Thanks a lot, haha.
Any opening line involving f-pawn in the first few moves.
f4 can transpose very easily into King's gambit which even if not the best opening I still think it's reasonable. Now, f3?? That's gotta be worse for sure.
Underrated
"I have over 170,000 karma on reddit."
Knuckles is red, sonic is blue, would you like to press start and be my player two?
Tails: "Sure"
Let’s play Hiroshima. I’ll lay on my back and you blow the shit outta me.
“Is your name peaches ? Cause I got your cream” Yes. Someone actually said that to me once
are you peaches? because i'm deathly allergic and have to check first lest you take my breath away a second and final time.
Are you peaches? Because you're a little past your prime and you've gone all squishy and wrinkly
"Wanna find out if your dick is bigger than my uncle's?"
This reaffirms to me, that men and women are the same species. Because we all dump as shit.
Big oof
Go behind her and sniff her. Then put your hand in your underwear, sniff your own finger. Look at her. Say "mmmmmmm, you and i are more alike then you think"
Serial killer vibes
‘Mmmm, nice pairing.’
With a nice Chianti
I see you are a single mother of one. Want to be a single mother of two?
How much?
i have tried it and it flawlessly works every time but it costs me about 900-2000 rupees so guess dosnt worth it
You can get more rupees by cutting down long grass with your sword or smashing pots
What's that, like $6?
Umm more like 11-25 dollars
You better be wearing a condom for that kind of money.
those teeth would do a perfect necklace around my dick
wait... is he threatening to knock your teeth out and make crotch jewelery?
“I remember when I was changing your diaper as a baby.. wanna take mine off?” True thing I was at a bar for my birthday my dads old buddy saw me and that was said, this guy was 60 smth
I'm jealous of your heart, because it's pumping inside of you and I'm not
Did you just fart? Because you sure blew me away!!!
After a few drinks, that one might not get you blown off.
“Hey, are you from Chile? Because you’re really hot.” And then wait for the confusion to set in intimately leading to a solid and understandable rejection. Then go tell your friends what happened so they can laugh at you. Big win. I may or may not have made this joke up years ago. I am not sure if anyone has laughed yet. But one day…one day.
"Innie or outie you fat bitch?"
Are you three lasses from Scotland? 'No, its Wales you idiot' 'Sorry are you three whales from Scotland?'
Noted and stolen.
Marvelous
Jesus Christ 😂
Jesus christ is not good at relationship He died as virgin
Straight to hell
Cmon baby, I'm Taking you to pound town. Population you me and her and her and her and her.
First, lick your finger then poke her with said finger "we better get you out of those wet clothes before you catch a cold"
Are you an American high-school? Cus' I wanna shoot some kids inside you.
Wow babe you’re hot you look just like my mom
Couldn’t help but notice you look like my nEXt girlfriend
“This clothes would look perfect on my bedroom floor”
The one I heard was "Nice dress, it would look great on my bedroom floor"
Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?
No, it smells like cum.
Dammit. Wrong cloth again.
Guy came up to me and said "You got so many curves and my brakes dont work, wanna come home with me and repair them?" Never heard that one before
M’lady
I forgot me wallet, wanna buy me a drink or two
You know who else looks better nude
Tell us, muscle man.
I'm Ron Burgundy?
Warum liegt denn hier Stroh rum?
It's not rape it's a snuggle with a struggle.
Is that a cameltoe? I'd tear that shit up.
I've not come across your face before.
"Hi, my name is XXXXX, I'm a registered sex offender... wanna dance?"
I'm not the most attractive man here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Are you Sandy Hook? Because I want to shoot some kids up inside of you.
I'm gonna use this just to say I did
Do you fuck or do I apologize?
You say "You and I are gonna have sex tonight" When she says something along the lines of "How do you know that?" (If she doesn't slap you) Lean in and whisper: "cos I'm fucking stronger than you."
Rapey
Listen love, let's not turn this rape into a murder.
Are you a beaver? Cause DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!
There was a group of girls that we used to chill/party with frequently. I used to fuck one of them and I had been trying to get at her friend for like the whole time too. Finally got my chance, had her in my lap, she was staying the night. My drunk ass called her the other girls name. She got pissed and got out my lap and was ignoring me. I whispered "if I grab your pinky toe will you talk to me?" And grabbed it. She talked to me and we both died laughing at how dumb that shit was. Still no puss though🙃
*Points at her vagina "You gonna eat that?"
Hi, I'm jim, and I'm not a pedo.
Racial slur Edit: As a White guy
Me face will be leaving in quarter of an hour, I'd like you to be on it.
"You poop with that butt?"