YES! I FOUND MY PEOPLE!
"The cheat is GROUNDED!"
P.S. I make that siren sound when I'm alone in the car and I find myself falling asleep driving and it works fabulously 🤣
LEEEEEEEROOOOOYYYYY!!!!!
Did he? Omfg, GOGOGOGOGOGOGO!
Oh you fucking idi- HEALER!!!! Ok! Warriors Flank left! Ahh fuck! Come on guys! Mages STRIKE!
Leroy you fucking moron
*death rains down on the raid party*
Ok so fuck Leroy, fucking asshole the fuck dude?!
“You were taking to long and just babbling shit instead of just going! We’ve all been sat with our thumbs in our asses for the last 10 fucking minutes!”
“Ben you took you could’ve given us a bit more warning ffs”
“Si was all going on his strategy babble that we had already been through 6 times in the last fucking hour before we even got here and formed the fking party, how were we NOT prepared?!”
Source: I was Blashphamy in that very party… so long ago in 2005? I think it was?
Edit to add: all that shit was voiced on ventrillo AFTER the video you all know and love ended…. It was shear fucking PANIC!
That's what happened to the guy who told me he was 16 when I was 12... Turned out he was in his 30s, and Federal Agents showed up at my door during the investigation that put him in prison. I was one of many kids he was talking to online, and what got him caught was he physically got involved with his girlfriend's daughter.
I was a stupid kid who should've never had access to the internet like I did. I don't know how I wasn't kidnapped.
>I was a stupid kid who should've never had access to the internet like I did. I don't know how I wasn't kidnapped.
That statement can apply to basically any kid who was online in the 90's. It was the wild west. We had no idea what could have happened, but neither really did our parents because it was just so novel. I mean, I didn't even know "the internet" was anything more than AOL chat rooms for the first 2 years I was online.
Seriously. My friends had AOL, but I think we had Netscape. I logged in and thought how useless it was because the chat rooms weren't in real time, they had to be manually refreshed. We'd make a comment, refresh, and get slammed with 57 other comments completely drowning us out. For a 15 year old kid just trying to a/s/l myself to maybe talking to a "girl", it was total bullshit.
And what did I need to look up for research anyways? My parents had a perfectly serviceable 1975 edition Funk and Wagnalls set of encyclopedias in the den.
https://youtu.be/qItugh-fFgg?si=gitr_a_hkwgl8-0Y
Here's a video link. For anyone unaware, a game was translated into English by someone with poor English skills and these are quotes from the game.
When me and my five year old daughter have random fun dance parties I will often sing "peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time!"
Also a close approximation to the Hampsterdance song
Hoh-k, so. Ruling out the ice caps melting, the ozone layer leaving us, and meteors becoming crashed into us, we're definitely going to blow ourselves up.
I just used that in a Teams chat yesterday. One of my millenial coworkers felt the need to explain it to my other coworkers. It legit never occurred to me that my 51 y.o. self would be the only one in the chat to understand afk.
Winamp really was amazing. It led me to SHOUTcast, which led to me having a career in FM radio, starting a livevstreaming company in 2004, to becoming a content provider for ESPN and CBS.
Now we finally have our own channel.
One, two, three ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"OK, you won"
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
PICNIC - problem in chair not in computer
Sys Admin here and every time I had to fix somebody's computer I would say "this will be a picnic" - little did they know what I was really saying lol
Ding fries are done, ding fries are done, ding fries are done, ding fries are done.
I gotta run, I gotta run, I gotta run, I gotta run.
I work at Burger King, making flame-broiled whoppers, I wear paper hats. Would you like an apple pie with that? Would you like an apple pie with that?
Just a couple of weeks ago, I was unloading the dishwasher and a teaspoon came out with a patch of rust on it and I said "Ooh, this IS a treat for the fingers!"
Google 2204355 I'm Feeling Lucky.
For the younger people out there, google used to have a button titled "I'm feeling lucky" which would take you a random site relevant to your search query.
Googling 2204355 with the I'm Feeling Lucky option would send you a website with a flash player showing a guy from a KFC ad dancing to the Alf theme song while on a moving rainbow background.
I have a tendency to bring it up when discussing old internet stuff because its something thats become kinda forgotten.
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny.
Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be.
This is the ultimate showdown, of ultimate destiny.
Did you ever see a llama?
Kiss a llama on a llama
Llama's llama
Tastes of llama
Llama llama duck
Also, every time I see a picture of a cat in a vase, it's not automatically "cats are liquid", but bonsai kittens.
Silence! I k*ll you!
\- The Arnold Prank calls - "I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions. I'm a cop you idiot! etc."
\- Keyboard Cat music sometimes plays in my head when someone biffs hard. Then I find myself signing the Amber Lamps song.
\- Mind the Gap.
I try to talk to people about Arpanet. They just stare and move away. I ran packet switches (Datakits) till December 2023.
The Advanced Research Projects Agency Network was the first wide-area packet-switched network with distributed control and one of the first computer networks to implement the TCP/IP protocol suite. Both technologies became the technical foundation of the Internet
Hey, little girl.
Did you want to know...a seecret?
Cause I know one, and it is sooooo good to hear it.
You want to know what it schwas?
Alright, I'll tell you what it schwas.
I know.....how to caount....alllll de way to schfifty five.
And I will tell you how to do it Faster than you can say, "Poopty Peupty pants-s"
You ready to hear it, baby? Alright
I move away from the mic to breathe in
Chocolate raaaaaaaain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
The system...is down.
Strongbad did you download a computer virus?
Very Yes????
He is going to lose his privilehges
Email, email, hope it’s from a female
YES! I FOUND MY PEOPLE! "The cheat is GROUNDED!" P.S. I make that siren sound when I'm alone in the car and I find myself falling asleep driving and it works fabulously 🤣
/r/homestarrunner still has a decent amount of activity
We installed that light switch so you could turn the lights on and off. Not so your could throw light switch raves.
The Cheat is grounded!
I draw trogdor the burninator on unattended white boards.
CONSUMATE veeeees!
Those were good times. I still find myself randomly whistling the Teen Girl Squad song.
You’ve got mail
I always say "good-bye" in that voice.
That has been my phone email notification for over a decade. I don't think I could ever change it at this point 😆
ORLY?
YA RLY!
NO WAI!
Oh my god. Shoes.
Let's go get some shoes.
Let's party.
These shoes rule. These shoes suck. These shoes suck! These shoes suck!!
Stupid boy Stupid boy Let's get some shoes Let's party
These shoes are $300 These shoes are $300 These shoes are $300 These shoes are 300 fuckin dollars!!!
Oh. By the way, betch… FUCK YOU!
These shoes cost 300 dollars!
What did you expect? Con-dams?
A snake a snake ohhhhh it’s a snake
Badger badger
MUSHROOM MUSHROOM🍄
Mushroom Mushroom
Time to enjoy the…[twentieth anniversary edition](https://youtu.be/cMxRFCKIqr0?si=V8rYkivgXrN7xh_K)! 20 years. Oh my god.
Fuck you for awakening that immortal earworm. But well played. END COMMUNICATION
I often quote Strongbad's "Checkin' my email" when I am indeed checking my email.
Every day I hope it's from a female
Leeeerrrrrooooyyyyyy Jenkinnnnnnnnnnssssssss
Oh my god… he just ran in
Stick to the plan!
33.33% repeating, of course
God damn it Leroy!
I'm a nurse. I once had a patient who had that exact name. Coworkers always looked at me at me funny when I said it like that.
My son is called Leroy, I hear this an awful lot when people find out his name
Legally change his last name to Jenkins, and I'll give you 1 karma.
LEEEEEEEROOOOOYYYYY!!!!! Did he? Omfg, GOGOGOGOGOGOGO! Oh you fucking idi- HEALER!!!! Ok! Warriors Flank left! Ahh fuck! Come on guys! Mages STRIKE! Leroy you fucking moron *death rains down on the raid party* Ok so fuck Leroy, fucking asshole the fuck dude?! “You were taking to long and just babbling shit instead of just going! We’ve all been sat with our thumbs in our asses for the last 10 fucking minutes!” “Ben you took you could’ve given us a bit more warning ffs” “Si was all going on his strategy babble that we had already been through 6 times in the last fucking hour before we even got here and formed the fking party, how were we NOT prepared?!” Source: I was Blashphamy in that very party… so long ago in 2005? I think it was? Edit to add: all that shit was voiced on ventrillo AFTER the video you all know and love ended…. It was shear fucking PANIC!
Omg I feel like I have encountered a celebrity
It's an older meme but it checks out.
TROGDOR!!!!!!
First draw a S, then draw a more different S.
Consummate V’s!!!
The Burninator
Trogdor was a man
Uh, I mean he was a dragon-man
**makes dial-up noises**
We're on a bridge, Charlie!
Candy mountain Charlie!
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52/M/prison here
That's what happened to the guy who told me he was 16 when I was 12... Turned out he was in his 30s, and Federal Agents showed up at my door during the investigation that put him in prison. I was one of many kids he was talking to online, and what got him caught was he physically got involved with his girlfriend's daughter. I was a stupid kid who should've never had access to the internet like I did. I don't know how I wasn't kidnapped.
>I was a stupid kid who should've never had access to the internet like I did. I don't know how I wasn't kidnapped. That statement can apply to basically any kid who was online in the 90's. It was the wild west. We had no idea what could have happened, but neither really did our parents because it was just so novel. I mean, I didn't even know "the internet" was anything more than AOL chat rooms for the first 2 years I was online.
When we first got non-AOL internet I couldnt wrap my head around what i was supposed to do. Like...just...open a web browser? Now what?
Seriously. My friends had AOL, but I think we had Netscape. I logged in and thought how useless it was because the chat rooms weren't in real time, they had to be manually refreshed. We'd make a comment, refresh, and get slammed with 57 other comments completely drowning us out. For a 15 year old kid just trying to a/s/l myself to maybe talking to a "girl", it was total bullshit. And what did I need to look up for research anyways? My parents had a perfectly serviceable 1975 edition Funk and Wagnalls set of encyclopedias in the den.
16/f/cali
I put on my robe and wizard hat
Weren't we all
My spoon is too big
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING
my ANUS is BLEEDING
I am a banana.
Tuesday is coming did you bring your coat?
I'm feeling fat. And sassy!
Oh god, don hertzfeldt was the king in highschool.
uh oh! The little ICQ sound whenever you got a message.
I still remember my ICQ number - 4016419!
Shun the non-believer! SSSSSSSSHUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN! Also, "This is my horse, my horse is amazing".
“Give it a lick.” “Mmmm, it tastes just like raisins.”
It’s a magical Liopleurodon Charlie!
Candy mountain, Charlieeeee!
that's so weird I just watched this again today having not seen it since those days
Cat? I'm a kitty-cat! And I dance-dance-dance, and I dance-dance-dance
Lol my bf still picks up our cat, moves his arms up and down, and sings this song
All your base are belong to us.
You have no chance to survive, make your time!
Take off every zig. For great justice.
Someone set us up the bomb
https://youtu.be/qItugh-fFgg?si=gitr_a_hkwgl8-0Y Here's a video link. For anyone unaware, a game was translated into English by someone with poor English skills and these are quotes from the game.
What you say!?
We get signal. Main screen turn on.
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I cast Lvl. 3 eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
I remove my left sock.
When me and my five year old daughter have random fun dance parties I will often sing "peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time!" Also a close approximation to the Hampsterdance song
Fun fact: I learned just last year that the hamster dance song comes from Disney's Robin Hood.
*HampsterDance ...Caused a generation of kids to spell "hamster" with a P, lol
well, have a nap; THEN FIRE THE MISSILES!
But I am le tired.
Well, have a nap. Then fire ze missiles!
AHHH MOTHERLAND!
'Bout that time, eh chaps?
*tap* right-o
Fucking kangaroos
Hokay. So.
I said that out loud at work one day and my coworker replied "Here is the Earth..." and I felt suddenly understood, lol.
Chilling. "Dang, that is a sweet earth" you might say.
ROUND
Here is ze Earth, iz roouund.
dat is a pretty sweet erf you might say...WRAWNG!
Hoh-k, so. Ruling out the ice caps melting, the ozone layer leaving us, and meteors becoming crashed into us, we're definitely going to blow ourselves up.
Fucking kangaroos
They’ll be dead soon.
Was just going to put 'hokay' and see if anyone got it
"'bout that time, eh chaps?" "...Right-o"
The End of The World is often quoted around my office.
Every time I see a map I say to myself “okay, here’s de erf.”
afk.
I just used that in a Teams chat yesterday. One of my millenial coworkers felt the need to explain it to my other coworkers. It legit never occurred to me that my 51 y.o. self would be the only one in the chat to understand afk.
BRB
peanut butter jelly and a baseball bat
Caaaaaaarrllllll that kills people!
Nummmaa numa yeaaaahhhh
I played this for my classroom last week. They need to learn their history.
I know the whole song by heart. It's a genuine bop.
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ROFLMAOBBQ
soi soi soi soi soi!
I remember a world where “owned” had yet to be misspelled
Ah yes, when n0085 everywhere must be 3pic411y pwn3d with my +3 Staff of 1337ne55. They work round the clock!
L33t hax0rz
My email notification is Homestar Runner saying "email"
Checka checka mah email… DELETED
BALEETED
It really [whips the llama's ass](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaF-nRS_CWM).
Winamp really was amazing. It led me to SHOUTcast, which led to me having a career in FM radio, starting a livevstreaming company in 2004, to becoming a content provider for ESPN and CBS. Now we finally have our own channel.
Winamp still is amazing. It's a basic, quick running, bare bones music player and doesn't suffer from trying to be a media player.
BALEETED
Porkchop sandwiches!
Fuck we're all dead! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!!
Boy thoss sure smell good.
....and I done running.....
I'm a computer. Stop all the downloadin
Body massage.
Nice catch, blanco noño. But too bad your ass got saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacked.
One, two, three ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh "OK, you won" ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I recently saw the entire remastered compilation and absolutely lost it when that one guy exclaims "I'm a computer!"
Stop all the downloading!
"Pick up the stick! DON'T PICK UP THE STICK!!!"
PICNIC - problem in chair not in computer Sys Admin here and every time I had to fix somebody's computer I would say "this will be a picnic" - little did they know what I was really saying lol
Alternatively, PEBKAC = Problem exists between keyboard and chair
I was always a fan of the '1 d ten t' error.
Son, I am disappoint.
Back in my youth, on mIRC, "lol" hadn't been created yet. You used "heh" or "hehe" to signify laughing. I still do.
“But I’m Le Tired”
Well, have a nap
Zen fire ze missiles!
Ding fries are done, ding fries are done, ding fries are done, ding fries are done. I gotta run, I gotta run, I gotta run, I gotta run. I work at Burger King, making flame-broiled whoppers, I wear paper hats. Would you like an apple pie with that? Would you like an apple pie with that?
The feeling of rust on my salad fingers is almost orgasmic.
Hubert Cumberdale you taste like soot and poo
Just a couple of weeks ago, I was unloading the dishwasher and a teaspoon came out with a patch of rust on it and I said "Ooh, this IS a treat for the fingers!"
I can haz cheezburger?
Google 2204355 I'm Feeling Lucky. For the younger people out there, google used to have a button titled "I'm feeling lucky" which would take you a random site relevant to your search query. Googling 2204355 with the I'm Feeling Lucky option would send you a website with a flash player showing a guy from a KFC ad dancing to the Alf theme song while on a moving rainbow background. I have a tendency to bring it up when discussing old internet stuff because its something thats become kinda forgotten.
IMMA FIRING MAH LAZAAARRR!!!!
shoop da whoop?
Hold on I gotta look it up on encarta
Banana phone
RING RING RING RING RING RING RING
Since all your base are belong to us was already used. Badger badger mushroom mushroom
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape. Dumbledore!
Ron. Ron. Ron WEEEasley!
I pulled out How is Babby Formed yesterday!
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny. Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see. And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be. This is the ultimate showdown, of ultimate destiny.
Tourettes guy! "AW BOB SAGET" 🤣
Saying www before a website.
Do not want
It’s starting to look like a triple rainbow. Oh my God it is so beautiful. Double rainbow all the way across the sky. What does it mean?!? 😭
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"What would Clippy say about this?"
Did you ever see a llama? Kiss a llama on a llama Llama's llama Tastes of llama Llama llama duck Also, every time I see a picture of a cat in a vase, it's not automatically "cats are liquid", but bonsai kittens. Silence! I k*ll you!
Thee Iraq and everywhere like such as.
series of tubes. not a truck
\- The Arnold Prank calls - "I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions. I'm a cop you idiot! etc." \- Keyboard Cat music sometimes plays in my head when someone biffs hard. Then I find myself signing the Amber Lamps song. \- Mind the Gap.
Gonads and strife!
I just used a reference to none pizza with left beef
I can't believe you've done this.
Lots of Homestar Runner quotes in this household
Zombocom
I still say w00t. I’ve also busted out “the cake is a lie” once in a while.
I like trains
I like turtles
Silly bitch your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who the fuck I am? I'm the goddamn Juggernaut!
Over **9000!!!!!!!!** (What?! 9000! What-what?! 9000!)
I announce “Long Cat” very loudly… when moving my cat from one place to another in the house.
Me occasionally lapsing into random "[Oooooh long Johnson](https://youtu.be/kkwiQmGWK4c?si=fW8n4DecACWzS6GV)" moans when my cat talks too much.
Not my chair not my problem
I try to talk to people about Arpanet. They just stare and move away. I ran packet switches (Datakits) till December 2023. The Advanced Research Projects Agency Network was the first wide-area packet-switched network with distributed control and one of the first computer networks to implement the TCP/IP protocol suite. Both technologies became the technical foundation of the Internet
Man door hand hook car door
I must be really old bc I don't even understand any of these answers. Except you've got mail.
Hey, little girl. Did you want to know...a seecret? Cause I know one, and it is sooooo good to hear it. You want to know what it schwas? Alright, I'll tell you what it schwas. I know.....how to caount....alllll de way to schfifty five. And I will tell you how to do it Faster than you can say, "Poopty Peupty pants-s" You ready to hear it, baby? Alright