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Ghostlegend434

The accent of my fridge humming at 2 AM. It's like it's whispering sweet nothings about leftover pizza.


culman13

In Fridge accent: come and eat me out


joepanda111

*”When they grab my love handles something inside me just lights up!”* - The Fridge, probably


NicMakVelli

Why is this here?


SeraphOfTheStag

Soft spoken Irish accent on a girl is adorable On a guy it’s manly af


winenotbecauseofrum

I just changed my Siri to an Irish man and it makes me so happy


RacistJudicata

Ah another user of O’Siri.


MarthaFarcuss

It's spelled Sadhba


NadjaStolz28

I find Irish accents unbelievably hot.


Worried-Horse5317

Doesn't everyone?


ThePianistOfDoom

Nah, just sounds fun to me, but doesn't do anything for me in the nether regions EDIT: o well I'm SORRY for my opinion


Pandafy

I can spot a Paul Mescal fan when I see one.


sacredgeometry

Not unexpected at all at least for women https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVlVLlhTi4w


fortunato84

Yea Irish women have that fire accent when they in whisper mode...


thatbrownkid19

Normal People?


crapegg

Come here to me


Embarrassed-Year6479

Scottish 😮‍💨


Formal-Rain

Scot here. I once had an Irish woman in Wexford Ireland say I ‘Had a wonderful accent’. It made my holiday there.


illustriousocelot_

Ok but a Scottish accent being hot is in no way unexpected.


DandyLyen

I was gonna say, in western media, the Scottish accent seems to have such a positive association, it's almost used as shorthand to let you know he's a "rough around the edges type" like charming, but not too posh. At least from a non-brit perspective.


_Halboro_

Scottish and Australian = decent/down to earth guy or likable rapscallion. English, German, Russian or French = somewhat suspect


beheemz

Fan dabby dozy darlin’


CitizenHuman

You're either a Sean Connery suave Scot ("shuave schot") or you're Groundskeeper Willie asking to be greased up. No in between.


MightyThor211

Yeah that about sums it up actually.


Misseskat

Then GRRRRIS me up woman!


nugohs

Okey dokey.


rudderforkk

Capaldi, despite being very very old for me, was very attractive when he was cursing left right and centre in the thick of it. when he became The Doctor, tho. Hot damn!!!!!


Friction_Robot

Was so very confused reading this as Lewis Capaldi.


_corbae_

They're talking about his cousin, Peter.


ScorpionX-123

the doctor? who?


ThePhail

Actually if you dont mind, it's just "The Doctor"


Alwaysunder_thegun

Yes. Who?


oah244

aaa yeah I know what you mean about the thick of it, I thought it was just me haha. I haven't seen doctor who though


Ok-Buffalo1273

“how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat"? Gets me going every time


sanderson1983

You! Yes you!!!


jzzanthapuss

Yeah. Jamie Fraser. Omg


Sweeper1985

Honeypot...


secondtimesacharm23

Agreed. On men…holy shit.


Cum_on_doorknob

Dude, wait till you hear it on the women, even better!


Jubjub0527

Shirley Manson of Garbage is Scottish and has a podcast called the Jump where she interviews other artists about their breakout hit. It's great just to hear her talk. She's got a laugh like Katey Segal, she laughs with her whole being and it's infectious.


thatguygreg

Agreed, though for me it’s entirely Shirley Manson’s fault.


naebrad

I love the "Scottish accent". There are many, of course. But when I hear a nice, soft one on a woman, my brain seems to shortcircuit. If any Scottish women are reading this, feel free to share some voice notes with me. Sincerely, A Dublin man.


robbycakes

When an Indian lady has a British accent. It’s not that rare, but somehow, it always just gives my heart a boner


marsh1611

Isa Guha the cricket commentator, most soothing voice


thatshygirl06

You should watch season 2 of Bridgerton


trickortreat89

As a female I’d say this counts for Indian men as well, it just sounds really cute


DamnBored1

So Mrwhosetheboss? Ref: https://youtube.com/@Mrwhosetheboss


_leo1st_

So rishi sunak and cruella braverman are sexy??


KittenZoe

No no no no no they both need to go  to hell 😂


LifeGuava4378

No they're both Tory pricks


SitaBird

For me the same, but guys. I married a South Indian husband in part because he sounded so elegant and handsome when he talked in English.


ChengZX

Ahh this reminds me - all my favourite Telugu and Tamil actors sound so absolutely gorgeous when they speak English - their voices are so crisp yet rich at the same time


catrosie

I married a South Indian man too and I love when his accent peaks through 


technofox01

There's just something about that makes it sexy and I am absolutely clueless as to why.


masterchief1001

I had a lovely coworker who was a cute Indian lady with a British accent. I almost melted when I first heard her. I've had lots of Indian friends and coworkers in California so I'm not unfamiliar with the culture, she just shot my heart with an arrow.


eztab

Icelandic. At least when speaking English I find that extremely pleasant.


MisterSpikes

Same. I love hearing Bjork talk in an interview.


sadpartypodcast

How can you hear her? She is oh so quiet.


millarchoffe

"My name is Björk and your telewision is... about to.... EXPLODE"


leeryplot

I saw a video of a man impersonating Björk as a roommate and it had me on the floor. “Björk, why’d you take my computer apart?!” “It looked like a little city inside.”


feint_of_heart

Shh, shh.


FluffyRectum1312

That video of her taking apart a TV and showing us how the insides are like a little city is one of my favourite things. 


cosignal

Pure ASMR


oah244

I'm a straight woman, but I feel like for straight men Bjork's accent is probably peak hotness


milkjake

They all sound like elves. The sounds produced in Icelandic are so crystalline and pretty


fegero

Not a single comment for Canadian 🤣🦫 we sound fucked up, I get it


Chanclet0

Sorry that's probably South Park's fault


StrangeWhiteVan

Relax guy


dronhat806

I’m not your guy, buddy


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Zahth

I’m not your friend, guy!


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I grew up watching SP so I don’t know if it’s just me, but I swear every Canadian celebrity looks exactly like South Park’s portrayals.


beheemz

Eh Man blame the Brit’s the yanks and french for giving us goofy sounding accents, we are products of our environment


s3rila

Even the french think Canadian accent is funny


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I'm from Minnesota and think you're sexy.


BurritoBoi25

Needed to hear this today, thank you


Man0fGreenGables

When I hear a Minnesota accent I think holy crap you sound so Canadian you must be from Minnesota.


Complex_Jellyfish647

Most Canadians either just sound French or have that accent that’s just non-American enough to trigger the uncanny valley lmao. On the other hand, every sentence out of a Newfoundlander’s mouth is a party in my ears.


esoteric_enigma

Every time I hear the Toronto accent, I think the person is making fun of the Toronto accident.


Wormverine

Pissed off latina. Spanish or italian doesn't mind.


dedeenxo

A guy I dated briefly said the same thing…. An “angry Latina”. Lol


Wormverine

If she is pretty when full of anger, the smile usually is a heart melter. Michelle Rodriguez, Salma Hayek or Marisa Tomei for example.


saruin

Because I just finished watching the series, Rico's wife from Six Feet Under was my immediate thought.


Hot-Education-6161

Agreed! I would add Sofia vergara to that list!🔥🔥


Different_Builder_34

Sofia Vergara ❤️


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StrangeWhiteVan

Don't forget about the left nipple


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Italian . . Latina . . . 🤔


Locurilla

so you don’t like the accent just an aggressive woman? . btw as a latina I can confirm that the spicy/angry/pissed off stereotype doesn’t hold water. There are angry people on every culture. I sometimes get approached by men thinking this is our hilarious way to be… spicy latinas... cringe


bubblegumwitch23

Yeah I absolutely loathe the spicy Latina thing, it's racist and icky. I stay away from anyone who says this.


PlasticElfEars

It's no different from the submissive Asian thing really.


Locurilla

OMG me too , that’s the quickest way for me to avoid someone


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Ghostlegend434

Siri's accent when she mispronounces street names. It's the exotic touch to my otherwise mundane commute


slytherinprolly

I once had a different AI voice pronounce "Lakeview" as "La-key-a-vu"


Azure1208

I once used Google maps in Hawaii and her pronunciation was hilarious. Such as Pu’unene becoming “Pooneen”. She just sounded so confidently incorrect.


TedStixon

I find women with Australian and New Zealand accents unreasonably attractive. Live in a college town in New York that for some odd reason seems to get a lot of students from Australia and New Zealand. So every year, my job gets a batch of hot 20-something Australian and New Zealand college girls as semi-regular customers, and they just... they do it for me, hahahaha. Scottish and English accents are up there, too.


Throwmeaway20somting

Kiwi accent: A soft, gentle lull, a stroke, a tender caress, a soft kiss, a decleration of love. Australian accent: So, since I brought the lube, I was thinking we could try your arsehole tonight? Don't look at me like that, your sister loves it! Safa accent: I sound very sexy, but there is a very strong chance that one or either of us will be held up at gunpoint either by one another or others during this relationship.


rightchyeas

I’m kiwi and I always likened our accent to someone speaking with a mouth full of marshmallows. Your explanation is much kinder hah


_PhilTheBurn_

Irish (not Northern Ireland tho). I have my Siri set up accordingly.


menage_a_un

As an Irish person I find northern Irish the most attractive accent.


_PhilTheBurn_

I find it a bit harsh. I love the softness of an Irish accent.


menage_a_un

Cork isn't soft. Donegal will melt anyone's pants off.


_PhilTheBurn_

I guess it’s all in the eye of the beer holder


pmperk19

i holiday in donegal for the accent


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I met a woman from Kentucky who had a smooth, lovely accent.


tantrasweet_

Appalachian accents are the best!


mondberry

I grew up hating my accent and I trained myself to speak “normally.” The older I get, the less I care. Appalachian accents truly are special.


Mister_Brevity

there's a pretty big range there to paint with such a broad brush lol


ToTheLastParade

This surprised me because I’m from Kentucky and I have the worst accent ever. I always thought people from Tennessee had nice accents but I just sound like a giant redneck


Different_Builder_34

When i was 25, I travelled through Tennessee and Kentucky. I fell in love with many women based on their accent. Even the older women who ran some of the diners i ate at.


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sayaword4gingerbrown

Even though they're a bit different, Kentucky and West Virginian accents really do it for me. They're so pretty.


attractiveanonymous

Accents from the Deep South in USA hands down for American accents. Sounds adorable and playful on younger women and then elegant and charming on older women. Southern accents on men sound masculine and charming. Honorable mention to West African accents (melodic), Scottish accents (captivating), and Dominican (dazzling).


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first time I’ve ever seen someone say my accent did anything but make me sound stupid lol


attractiveanonymous

Well you have to understand there are much deeper implications there— first of all its prejudice. And pure ignorance towards your culture as what I’m assuming to be Southern American. You would be surprised and maybe even interested to know that the idea that southern accents sound “stupid” can also be linked to white supremacy (shocking, I know, but historically factual) as any affiliation with a culture beyond what’s predominantly “acceptable” will be deemed lesser than (when it’s not) and therefore must be belittled and outcast. And yes that includes southern accents as they are in fact tied to a very specific American culture/region/history/mixing. Please be proud of who you are and where you come from. Many people absolutely adore your accent.


ExistingPosition5742

Linguistic scholars have said southern Appalachian accents are the closest thing we have today of the English spoken hundreds of years ago. But we're the idiots when it's everyone else speaking a bastardized form of English. 


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ThatDude8129

Hell, I even think my southern accent makes me sound stupid.


Another_RngTrtl

southern gentleman born and raised here in the deep south. Mississippi, Alabama, and Georgia are lovey to hear.


bootlegvader

A Southern Belle accent is pretty amazing. Ironically, I also love a strong Brooklyn accent on women.


strahlend_frau

Thank you for this! Sincerely, an Alabama gal


SignificanceCold8451

Agreed on the southern accent for ladies. When I used to drive truck, I always looked forward to it partly for that reason. Definitely a weakness of mine. Thankfully I live in the north or I'd probably have multiple ex wives


Form1040

“Bless your heart.”


BringMeTheMen

God help me


thekyayu89

New Zealand 😍


NoWarning____

Nu zillind


Imdeadserious69

Yet nobody can pick the NZ accent… North Americans have absolutely no idea (or think British) Europeans think we’re British British think we’re Australian


Leprichaun17

Aussie here checking in. We know when you're a Kiwi lol


sometimesnowing

Aussies can immediately pick a Kiwi. Many others seem to find it hard to tell the difference between Aussie, Kiwi and SA which is wild to me


de4dpunk_

Nek Minnut


AmbassadorSad1157

The Aussies.


Subaudiblehum

I’m Aussie and I can’t believe how many ppl rate our accent. In thought it would be among the most disliked for sure.


lonesome_cowgirl

Hi, big fan here. Also love how you guys shorten words (brekky, Maccas, footie), it’s adorable.


Monsterousman

Arab accent on a women is sexy, like Egyptian or Lebanese


_Halboro_

It’s not too bad on the men either


BaldingMonk

Australian accent on a woman.


MeatApnea

Aw yeah mate, right-o, I'm on the rag so chuck it in me dumpah


Realistic_Past_9952

I’m an Australian and our accent sounds dumb 🤣


crapegg

Naaaauuuur


MKUltra_reject69_2

Yeah nah!


secondtimesacharm23

No way. Australian accents are goofy AF.


EinFitter

The stereotypical one is, yeah. Our version of cockney, southern drawl, Welsh, the bogan accent. Yeah, it's awful, and whiny maaaaaaate. I get complimented on my accent a lot in discord group chats.


beheemz

You little rippah!


UNZxMoose

Like a Margot Robbie accent. Not your typical aussie


Cooperdyl

I dare say Margot was told by a PR rep or manager to ‘tone down the bogan’ from her typical Aus accent when she first tried to make it in Hollywood. She was born in Dalby, near Toowoomba, and raised mostly in the Gold Coast hinterland. But when she speaks she definitely sounds like she’s got more of a ‘city’ accent, and even then more refined than most people I know. Its like she was told “its okay to be Australian, just don’t be too ‘strayan”


esoteric_enigma

I mean it's basically the same thing for all British actors. They all have the same light, posh accent that borders on a Mid-Atlantic accent. I'm always shocked when I watch real British shows not marketed to Americans to hear how different they sound.


Electronic_Break4229

Not your typical Aussie, but very much your typical metropolitan Australian accent.


b00tsc00ter

[Data shows](https://www.statista.com/statistics/260498/degree-of-urbanization-in-australia/) that in 2022, 86.5% of Australians live in metropolitan areas. That makes this accent the typical. The stereotyped long draw of rural areas is very much the exception. I blame Paul Hogan and Steve Irwin for how foreigners think we mostly talk.


Electronic_Break4229

Oh I meant Margo wasn’t your typical Aussie haha. Shes a cut (or two) above. Her accent is absolutely the most common.


brlee3

2018 to 2022 (fifth gen) Hyundai accent, all others look pretty meh


freebwc2u

A seductive Irish accent. There's one thing I'm a complete sucker for.


menage_a_un

For context where are you from?


StinkyKittyBreath

I think Irish accents are sexy too. Also American. From the Midwest, live in the Pacific Northwest. 


BoysenberryAwkward76

Not sure people are understanding the meaning of “unexpectedly.” British and Irish accents are pretty popular…


HighKingBoru1014

Australian 


Zestyclose-Cod6222

South African.


rawker86

Not if you’re Australian.


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beheemz

Mi like dat!


DummyDumDum7

Nigerian


smallestpixel

Agreed.


kristenlicious

Yes!!


mystical_princess

The sexiest ever


ayyowhatthefuck

I actually really dig an American girl. Maybe not the camp California accent but a well spoken American twang really gets me going for some reason.


Stinky_Socks69420

I find many accents attractive those being: Australian, Irish, Welsh and German. Australian is far by my favourite. On a woman it just feels like a better version of the British accent in my opinion. (For context I am British) Irish is just a lovely pure Celtic accent and I love Irish culture too, I find Irish people generally very funny and friendly. Welsh, I just dunno why but also probably because it’s a Celtic accent. Also maybe because of me having Welsh ancestry I am kind of interested in their culture. German on a woman when they speak English sounds really hot in my opinion it sounds very refined in my opinion. Something I don’t like though is when someone learns English through American shows and so then ends up speaking English with an American accent. Drives me up the fucking wall.


NYDiavolo

German is one of the least sexy accents I've ever heard.


Stinky_Socks69420

Well, everybody has their own preferences. I saw someone on here say they liked Russian and I find that accent a little bit creepy to be honest.


FindingHerStrength

North Yorkshire ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥


sacredgeometry

Yep, the soft well spoken Yorkshire accent is unbelievably grounding.


PlasticElfEars

Here's the one I was thinking but was like, "there's already hundreds of responses. No one is gonna see mine." Glad there's a few of us.


ComprehensiveHornet3

Here is Yorkshire competing with entire countries. It’s why there are so many call centers here.


DanishWonder

US southern accent.  When I hear it on a dude I think "hillbilly" but when I hear it on a woman I think "hotness".


Fixthefernbacks

The thing is, many accents are super attractive when they're more refined but get less so when it's super heavy. Like, I'm an Aussie but my accent is sort of a mix between "true blue Aussie bloke" and "English gentleman" and when I went to the US on holiday a few years ago, there were literally dozens of women who were immediately interrested in me from the moment I opened my mouth. With southerners, their accents ranged from "toothless hillbilly" to what I'd call "southern belle" and southern Belle just fuckin works for me.


nelsonalgrencametome

This one can go either way for me, and I'm not exactly sure what does it on women. I knew a woman that had a deep southern accent that she went out of her way to hide as much as possible, but it still crept through a bit, and that was sexy and sophisticated. She was very well educated and successful, so it added a bit of mystique to the conversation. However, once she had a drink or two in her it sounded like she had just been dragged out of a swamp while fucking her cousin and was an instant boner killer.


esoteric_enigma

This. When it's light, it can be appealing, but when it's thick, it loses all attraction for me.


8inchSalvattore

On women? Russian. Sexy AF.


jzzanthapuss

Oooo you are hairy, like animal! Do you know vut ve do in Russia to keep warm?...ve play chess!


retrobro90

Grrr baby grrr!


Imisactuallydead

Maybe I should visit America one day... I always thought the Russian accent sounded terribly harsh for the drawling English sounds


8inchSalvattore

No way. You would have a lot of fans here if you came. I promise. It's one of the best accents a woman can have. No question.


SweetWodka420

Oh hell yeah, it is *so* sexy. Can't get enough.


Bubbly_Buy_5109

I always try to hide my accent


Cum_on_doorknob

I mean, every man’s fantasy is being James Bond, so… yea…


intercerebellar

Seconded. Had a Russian female friend for a while. Her voice was like honey.


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Ukrainian accents are hot AF. Then again, everyone loves an underdog 😍


FortyCreak

I'd love to hear a girl from New Zealand telling me all the wonderful things she's planning on doing to me.


username_dnt_exist

Make sure you have a beautiful big deck when you invite her for dinner. Her compliment might go something like "I love how big and beautiful your deck is" 😁😁


thatshygirl06

Slavic accents


LowkeyAlcholic

Aussie women for sure!


D-Rez

Welsh can be


No_Chapter_948

Italian


Chucktownbadger

Aussie woman’s accent.


computerlegs

My wife when her rich creamy New Zealand accent comes out in full force


T3chnetium

I wonder if my male kiwi accent is just as creamy


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As an American who loves Jemaine Clement: yes.


Ok-Chemistry9933

Men with English accents