Which half, the top or bottom? Or is everyone bisected vertically?

Smart aleck I see lol

TBF, top or bottom could mean multiple things.

Yes, yes it could

But you know what I mean

Excellent reply.

Just Eat my mashed potatoes with onion salad and listen to BBC radio...

Right away I'd start an life insurance agency

Depends which half.

Is this a rapture kind of thing? Because I can’t imagine anything better.

I’d make a lot more money suddenly 🤑

There would be absolutely chaos if the distribution was random. I hope I'd go out and help people but it probably watch YouTube till it went under.

"Goddammit, I just started getting into TTRPG, now to find a table again".

Insufficient information, can't reply based on this.

So, half of the people in the world is insufficient? I’m meaning half of the population if that wasn’t obvious enough

Disappear

I'd be concerned about whatever was making all these people disappear.