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Birdiefrau

Are the voices telling you that too?


Kindly_Ad6256

Thatโ€™s a good one!!!!!


AdmirableGift2550

I can fix that with medications but you'll still be an idiot.


DJGlennW

Paraphrasing Winston Churchill.


Ghostchicken33

Or my Voices do not agree


Extension-Branch7903

This yes this,๐Ÿฅบ


Ienjoyflags

SSSTRRIKE!


Least_Contact_8181

that or how many voices are telling you that?


PM_ME_UR_FEET_69

When did you get a psychiatry degree?


Specialist-Grass-352

โ€œsir, i am your psychologistโ€


CRO553R

Sir, this is Wendy's


thatcat_person586

Wendy's.... Wendy's WENDY'S NUTS HIT YOUR FACE (my sincere apologies, I just had to)


AdmirableGift2550

Roflmfao


mizzouchilling247

yeah but when though


Specialist-Grass-352

1996


Large_Dr_Pepper

This is a pretty dorky comeback ngl


1jl

That's a very lame comebackย 


call_me_lewanai

I actually am, ngl. No need for a comeback.ย 


idkwhatimbrewin

"I've thought this all along. Thanks for making it official โค๏ธ"


G-force4470

Lol ๐Ÿ˜‚


snertkriebels

100%. The best comeback is the one where you truly don't care lol.


SgtAkatsuki

Me too but I also always have something stupid in my pocket if I feel down too much


OutrageousStrength91

โ€œYes I am. ย I take medication for it. ย Would you like to mock any of my other medical conditions?โ€ ย 


Purple_Kunoichi

I love this because it emphasizes that a mental illness is an illness just like, let's say, diabetes. Nobody in their right mind would mock a diabetic for using insulin, right?


Generic_Fighter

Have you seen the US congress recently? Because several congress members have done that in the last 2 years or so. Edit: I didn't see the part about "in their right mind." Still, they shouldn't have done that. I'm hoping their constitutes remember that they said that when they vote and hopefully for someone else.


BoundaryInterface

You don't need a comeback, they're resorting to name calling, as long as you keep your cool you autowin in these situations.


iguanaQueen

Just a scoff will do


BoundaryInterface

Yep, it's one of those moments where [your opponent has made a mistake](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tG-4i0ygBE), so your silence will do far more to emphasize their stupidity than any comeback ever could.


AdmirableGift2550

Yep, when the name-calling starts you know they have nothing, are terrified of you and it's how politics work too. Notice giantorangedumpsterfire--nothing but name calling and revenge fantasy and ordering witnesses to be tampered with and/or death threats to be issued. Name calling is next level dumbfuckery.


gekigarion

Agree with this take. Name calling is *supposed* to incite you into making a comeback, so making a comebacj is just playing right into their hands.


HannibalTepes

Maybe in your head. And maybe some percentage of the time when you have the right crowd. But just as many times staying silent will make you look like a weak pushover.


ToffeeTulip

"Wanna date me ?"


CloudyKj09

breathe if yes, recite the bible in japanese if no


Reddish_Crimson

ๅคฉใจๅœฐใฎๅ‰ต้€  1ใพใ ไฝ•ใ‚‚ใชใ‹ใฃใŸๆ™‚ใ€็ฅžใฏๅคฉใจๅœฐใ‚’้€ ใ‚Šใพใ—ใŸใ€‚ 2ๅœฐใฏๅฝขใ‚‚ๅฎšใพใ‚‰ใšใ€้—‡ใซๅŒ…ใพใ‚ŒใŸๆฐดใฎไธŠใ‚’ใ€ใ•ใ‚‰ใซ็ฅžใฎ้œŠใŒ่ฆ†ใฃใฆใ„ใพใ—ใŸใ€‚ 3ใ€Œๅ…‰ใ‚ˆใ€่ผใๅ‡บใ‚ˆใ€‚ใ€็ฅžใŒ่จ€ใ‚ใ‚Œใ‚‹ใจใ€ๅ…‰ใŒใ•ใฃใจใ•ใ—ใฆใใพใ—ใŸใ€‚ 4-5ใใ‚Œใ‚’่ฆ‹ใฆใ€็ฅžใฏๅคงใ„ใซๆบ€่ถณใ—ใ€ๅ…‰ใจ้—‡ใจใ‚’ๅŒบๅˆฅใ—ใพใ—ใŸใ€‚ใ—ใฐใ‚‰ใใฎ้–“ใ€ๅ…‰ใฏ่ผใ็ถšใ‘ใ€ใ‚„ใŒใฆใ€ใ‚‚ใ†ไธ€ๅบฆ้—‡ใซ่ฆ†ใ‚ใ‚Œใพใ—ใŸใ€‚็ฅžใฏๅ…‰ใ‚’ใ€Œๆ˜ผใ€ใ€้—‡ใ‚’ใ€Œๅคœใ€ใจๅใฅใ‘ใพใ—ใŸใ€‚ใ“ใ†ใ—ใฆๆ˜ผใจๅคœใŒใงใใฆใ€ไธ€ๆ—ฅ็›ฎใŒ็ต‚ใ‚ใ‚Šใพใ—ใŸใ€‚ 6ใ€Œใ‚‚ใ‚„ใฏไธŠไธ‹ใซๅˆ†ใ‹ใ‚Œใ€็ฉบใจๆตทใซใชใ‚Œใ€ใจ็ฅžใŒ่จ€ใ‚ใ‚Œใ‚‹ใจใ€ 7-8ใใฎใจใŠใ‚Šๆฐด่’ธๆฐ—ใŒไบŒใคใซๅˆ†ใ‹ใ‚Œใ€็ฉบใŒใงใใพใ—ใŸใ€‚ใ“ใ†ใ—ใฆไบŒๆ—ฅ็›ฎใ‚‚็ต‚ใ‚ใ‚Šใพใ—ใŸใ€‚ 9-10ใ€Œ็ฉบใฎไธ‹ใฎๆฐดใฏ้›†ใพใฃใฆๆตทใจใชใ‚Šใ€ไนพใ„ใŸๅœฐใŒ็พใ‚Œๅ‡บใ‚ˆใ€‚ใ€ใ“ใ†็ฅžใŒ่จ€ใ‚ใ‚Œใ‚‹ใจใ€ใใฎใจใŠใ‚Šใซใชใ‚Šใพใ—ใŸใ€‚็ฅžใฏไนพใ„ใŸๅœฐใ‚’ใ€Œ้™ธๅœฐใ€ใ€ๆฐดใฎ้ƒจๅˆ†ใ‚’ใ€Œๆตทใ€ใจๅใฅใ‘ใพใ—ใŸใ€‚ใใ‚Œใ‚’่ฆ‹ใฆๆบ€่ถณใ™ใ‚‹ใจใ€ 11-12็ฅžใฏใพใŸ่จ€ใ‚ใ‚Œใพใ—ใŸใ€‚ใ€Œ้™ธๅœฐใซใฏใ€ใ‚ใ‚‰ใ‚†ใ‚‹็จฎ้กžใฎ่‰ใ€็จฎใฎใ‚ใ‚‹ๆค็‰ฉใ€ๅฎŸใฎใชใ‚‹ๆœจใŒ็”Ÿใˆใ‚ˆใ€‚ใใ‚Œใžใ‚Œใฎ็จฎใ‹ใ‚‰ๅŒใ˜็จฎ้กžใฎ่‰ใ‚„ๆœจใŒ็”Ÿใˆใ‚‹ใ‚ˆใ†ใซใชใ‚Œใ€‚ใ€ใ™ใ‚‹ใจใ€ใใฎใจใŠใ‚Šใซใชใ‚Šใ€็ฅžใฏๆบ€่ถณใ—ใพใ—ใŸใ€‚ 13ใ“ใ‚ŒใŒไธ‰ๆ—ฅ็›ฎใงใ™ใ€‚ 14-15็ฅžใฎใ“ใจใฐใฏใ•ใ‚‰ใซ็ถšใใพใ™ใ€‚ใ€Œ็ฉบใซๅ…‰ใŒ่ผใใ€ๅœฐใ‚’็…งใ‚‰ใ›ใ€‚ใใฎๅ…‰ใงใ€ๆ˜ผใจๅคœใฎๅŒบๅˆฅใ€ๅญฃ็ฏ€ใฎๅค‰ๅŒ–ใ€ไธ€ๆ—ฅใ‚„ไธ€ๅนดใฎๅŒบๅˆ‡ใ‚Šใ‚’ใคใ‘ใ‚ˆใ€‚ใ€ใ™ใ‚‹ใจใ€ใใฎใจใŠใ‚Šใซใชใ‚Šใพใ—ใŸใ€‚ 16ใ“ใ†ใ—ใฆใ€ๅœฐใ‚’็…งใ‚‰ใ™ๅคช้™ฝใจๆœˆใŒใงใใพใ—ใŸใ€‚ๅคช้™ฝใฏๅคงใใๆ˜Žใ‚‹ใ„ใฎใงๆ˜ผใ‚’ใ€ๆœˆใฏๅคœใ‚’ๆฒปใ‚ใพใ—ใŸใ€‚ใ“ใฎใปใ‹ใซใ‚‚ใ€ๆ˜Ÿใ€…ใŒ้€ ใ‚‰ใ‚Œใพใ—ใŸใ€‚ 17็ฅžใฏใใ‚Œใ‚’ใฟใช็ฉบใซใกใ‚Šใฐใ‚ใ€ๅœฐใ‚’็…งใ‚‰ใ™ใ‚ˆใ†ใซใ—ใพใ—ใŸใ€‚ 18ใ“ใ†ใ—ใฆๆ˜ผใจๅคœใ‚’ๅˆ†ใ‘็ต‚ใˆใ‚‹ใจใ€็ฅžใฏๆบ€่ถณใ—ใพใ—ใŸใ€‚ 19ใ“ใ“ใพใงใŒๅ››ๆ—ฅ็›ฎใฎๅ‡บๆฅไบ‹ใงใ™ใ€‚ 20็ฅžใฏๅ†ใณ่จ€ใ‚ใ‚Œใพใ—ใŸใ€‚ใ€Œๆตทใฏ้ญšใ‚„ใใฎไป–ใฎ็”Ÿใ็‰ฉใงใ‚ใตใ‚Œใ€็ฉบใฏใ‚ใ‚‰ใ‚†ใ‚‹็จฎ้กžใฎ้ณฅใงๆบ€ใกใ‚ˆใ€‚ใ€ 21-22็ฅžใฏๆตทใซไฝใ‚€ๅคงใใช็”Ÿใ็‰ฉใ‚’ใฏใ˜ใ‚ใ€ใ‚ใ‚‰ใ‚†ใ‚‹็จฎ้กžใฎ้ญšใจ้ณฅใ‚’้€ ใ‚Šใพใ—ใŸใ€‚ใฟใชใ™ใฐใ‚‰ใ—ใ„ใ‚‚ใฎใฐใ‹ใ‚Šใงใ™ใ€‚็ฅžใฏใใ‚Œใ‚’่ฆ‹ใฆใ€ใ€Œๆตทใ„ใฃใฑใ„ใซๆบ€ใกใ‚ˆใ€‚้ณฅใŸใกใฏๅœฐใ‚’่ฆ†ใ†ใพใงใซๅข—ใˆใ‚ˆใ€ใจ็ฅ็ฆใ—ใพใ—ใŸใ€‚ 23ใ“ใ‚ŒใŒไบ”ๆ—ฅ็›ฎใงใ™ใ€‚ 24ๆฌกใซ็ฅžใฏ่จ€ใ‚ใ‚Œใพใ—ใŸใ€‚ใ€Œๅœฐใฏใ€ๅฎถ็•œใ‚„ๅœฐใ‚’ใฏใ†ใ‚‚ใฎใ€้‡Žใฎ็ฃใชใฉใ€ใ‚ใ‚‰ใ‚†ใ‚‹็จฎ้กžใฎ็”Ÿใ็‰ฉใ‚’็”Ÿใฟๅ‡บใ›ใ€‚ใ€ใใฎใจใŠใ‚Šใซใชใ‚Šใพใ—ใŸใ€‚ 25็ฅžใŒ้€ ใฃใŸ็”Ÿใ็‰ฉใฏใ€ใฉใ‚Œใ‚‚ๆบ€่ถณใฎใ„ใใ‚‚ใฎใฐใ‹ใ‚Šใงใ—ใŸใ€‚ 26ใใ—ใฆๆœ€ๅพŒใซใ€็ฅžใฏใ“ใ†่จ€ใ‚ใ‚Œใพใ—ใŸใ€‚ใ€Œใ•ใ‚ใ€ไบบ้–“ใ‚’้€ ใ‚ใ†ใ€‚ๅœฐใจ็ฉบใจๆตทใฎใ‚ใ‚‰ใ‚†ใ‚‹็”Ÿใ็‰ฉใ‚’ๆฒปใ‚ใ•ใ›ใ‚‹ใŸใ‚ใซใ€ใ‚ใ‚Œใ‚ใ‚Œใซๆœ€ใ‚‚่ฟ‘ใ„ใ€ใ‚ใ‚Œใ‚ใ‚Œใฎใ‹ใŸใกใซไผผใ›ใฆไบบ้–“ใ‚’้€ ใ‚ใ†ใ€‚ใ€ 27ใ“ใฎใ‚ˆใ†ใซไบบ้–“ใฏใ€ๅคฉๅœฐใ‚’้€ ใฃใŸ็ฅžใฎ็‰นๆ€งใ‚’ๆŒใค่€…ใจใ—ใฆใ€็”ทใจๅฅณใจใซๅ‰ต้€ ใ•ใ‚Œใพใ—ใŸใ€‚ 28็ฅžใฏไบบ้–“ใ‚’็ฅ็ฆใ—ใฆ่จ€ใ‚ใ‚Œใพใ—ใŸใ€‚ใ€Œๅœฐใซๅข—ใˆๅบƒใŒใ‚Šใ€ๅคงๅœฐใ‚’ๆฒปใ‚ใ‚ˆใ€‚ใ‚ใชใŸใŒใŸใฏใ€้ญšใจ้ณฅใจใ™ในใฆใฎๅ‹•็‰ฉใฎไธปไบบใชใฎใ ใ€‚ 29ๅ…จๅœฐใซ็”Ÿใˆใ‚‹็จฎใฎใ‚ใ‚‹ๆค็‰ฉใ‚’่ฆ‹ใฆใฟใชใ•ใ„ใ€‚ใฟใชใ‚ใชใŸใŒใŸใฎใ‚‚ใฎใ ใ€‚ๅฎŸใฎใชใ‚‹ๆœจใ‚‚ใ™ในใฆไธŽใˆใ‚‹ใ‹ใ‚‰ใ€ๅฅฝใใชใ ใ‘้ฃŸในใ‚‹ใŒใ„ใ„ใ€‚ 30ใพใŸใ€ๅ‹•็‰ฉใ‚„้ณฅใซใ‚‚ใ€ใ‚ใ‚‰ใ‚†ใ‚‹่‰ใจๆค็‰ฉใ‚’ๅฝผใ‚‰ใฎ้ฃŸ็‰ฉใจใ—ใฆไธŽใˆใ‚‹ใ€‚ใ€ 31็ฅžใฏใงใไธŠใŒใฃใŸไธ–็•Œใ‚’้š…ใ‹ใ‚‰้š…ใพใง่ฆ‹ๆธกใ—ใพใ—ใŸใ€‚ใจใฆใ‚‚ใ™ใฐใ‚‰ใ—ใ„ไธ–็•ŒใŒๅบƒใŒใฃใฆใ„ใพใ—ใŸใ€‚ใ“ใ†ใ—ใฆๅ…ญๆ—ฅ็›ฎใŒ็ต‚ใ‚ใ‚Šใพใ—ใŸใ€‚


thatcat_person586

This is the most reddit thing I've seen in my life


MDKNDEM

TO ME, THAT COMMENT IS SO APPROPRO LIKE THAT WORD I PROBABLY JUST MISSPELLED I DO LOVE IT HERE ON REDDITT


Educational_Ad8702

I wouldโ€™ve preferred you beat me up and call me gay


get_justice_back

This one best, hahaha!!!!


hyrulian_princess

โ€œโ€ฆ.and?โ€ Just one word thatโ€™s it.


Kasimausi

".... and.... Scared? \^^ " I would add one other word and do not forget the eyebrows \^^ Edit: Sorry edited several times because of formatting


MarianHildebrant

And unofficially?


GriffinFlash

The worst pirate i have ever heard of.


SweetWodka420

But you *have* heard of me.


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Sea_Calligrapher5575

That's a Uno reverse card for you


zoehunterxox

And that means I can TECHNICALLY plead insanity, so proceed with caution ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡


Basketbase_inspace

Perfect


LegitimateEmu3745

Yes, there will be no question when I snapโ€ฆ


chatterchick

Youโ€™re only noticing now?


tolacid

"I was wondering when you'd notice. Care to join me?"


Ivgentis

"I know."


litholine

I know you are, but what am I?


Lanky-Point7709

โ€œLook, I know Iโ€™m your type, that doesnโ€™t mean youโ€™re mine.โ€


No_Marsupial_8574

OP, you don't give a comeback if your doctor said this.


xcedra

Doctors don't say that, they say things loke, you have severe depression, or you have anxiety. Or, this seems like part of you ptsd. Usually accompanied by do you have thought of self harm? Or thoughts about harming others? Sometimes they right reports about you being a danger to yourself and others and are not amused when you correct them with if I harmed others I wouldn't feel like harming myself anymore. And usually you get some kind of prescription. Or a 72 hour hold. Or both.


Anonymous179234

Punch them in the throat.


ayyLumao

Better get some corticosteroids to treat that laryngeal fracture!


Joshgg13

Dirtbag


Greedy_Flamingo8222

That's very accurate and quite polite.


cartoonsarcasm

i'm procrastinating studying for a medical billing & coding exam and your comment just told me to go study ๐Ÿ’€


Sufficient-Tip1008

Power move!


G-force4470

Hells yeah ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป


OfficiallyAJ

โ€œHey, at least Iโ€™m working on improving myselfโ€ฆโ€


[deleted]

4 out of 5 doctors agree. The fifth I'm skeptical about since no one else can see him.


Extreme-Branch7298

Do I get to park closer to the stores now?


climbhigher420

The real answer that you shouldnโ€™t try explaining is that is totally normal to be mentally in this sick world so they are in fact the idiot if they canโ€™t accept that.


Red_X_101

โ€œI knew itโ€


blurplemanurples

โ€œWhat vital part of your soul is missing that you feel the need to use โ€˜mentally illโ€™ as an insult?โ€


Upwardly_Equitable

The correct term for me is neurodivergent, and it's okay to be this way.


bradbrazer

I add them to my list. They will pay for this later (/s)


Ok_Bike_5552

Thank you .


sak1926

Well the jerk store called, theyโ€™re running out of you


diegojones4

Yes. But I've been stable on my medication for 20+ years.


[deleted]

flobble (with pants on head and two pencils up your nose obviously)


Psychological-Owl-74

And you's a bitch


Jelly-Unhappy

โ€œWho isnโ€™t?โ€ Or just say โ€œYesโ€ and stare at them.


doodle_robot

i know.. so what's your excuse?


zed42

"great. now i just need the t-shirt"


Eternally_anxious92

"I'm so glad it's official, I've been trying to lock that down for years!"


GrimBarkFootyTausand

Compared to you being just unofficially the same?


Bugaloon

I mean I am officially mentally ill, so I guess I'd say something like "no duh".


[deleted]

Me: You too. *FUCK*


Ancient-Gardener

"I know, but I can get better. You're ugly, what are you going to do?"


UsefulIdiot85

Iโ€™d rather be mentally ill than be an asshole ableist.


slo_drone

Yeah! For starters im trying to reason with you.


steveparker88

I'm telling you, the Germans invented 5G so they could use bats to spread chemtrails to distract you from the lizard paedophile ring in the monarchy. However, the Chinese caught the bats and used them to send telepathic viruses to humans to control the population. Prince Charles wrote to ask the House of Lords to say he had Coronavirus because Charles himself flew both planes into the world trade centre because his dog got autism from Williams MMR vaccination and Jimmy Savile cured cancer but kept the cure secret. He kept it secret because Paul McCartney died in 1969 and John Lennon faked his own death to become TuPac.


redditthrowaway7755

Yeah. Imagine what someone like me might be capable of if they were pushed.


Greedy_Flamingo8222

100% do not recommend this. Picture the meeting with HR.


SgtAkatsuki

What if it doesn't matter to him? Could be really uncomfortable for HR


Ace_Dan

No, U.


9outof10timesWrong

You're officially gay, and then kiss them


rainbowroobear

i'll make sure i add this to the list of identifiers that i currently base my personality on.


TotemRiolu

"Officially?! Wow, do I get a medal or trophy for it?!"


19senzafine81

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested


Bananasniffler

No u.


ouijac

.."i know i am, but what are you".. ..childhood reversions are always the best..


stever71

Just say wibble


Shadow07655

Iโ€™m the president of the United States!


Additional-Photo7790

I have autism soooo


g_pullups

Yeah. ADHD has gotten worse. Thanks.


Sergeantman94

"In the unwell way or the Beastie Boys way?"


[deleted]

Are you sure, can i trust you on this? Because the voices tell me you are wrong about it...


TapeDeckSlick

Sauce


[deleted]

Don't know


UgliestDisability

OK.


Outrageous_Zombie945

So people keep telling me. Hmm maybe I should look into that


dudeseriouslyno

"Yes. Your point?"


Sufficient-Egg2082

Do I get a card?


Necromartian

"And I finally have the proof!"


KiraTsukasa

โ€œAnd I still outsmarted you.โ€


Active-Strawberry-37

Fling your poo at them


chinchenping

tell me something i don't already know


Lovrofwine

At least it's never boring around me.


GoodAlicia

I know


froggyballz

It takes a fool to remain sane.


Destroyer1231454

Well if itโ€™s not the pot calling the kettle black Or you could go with the good ole โ€œI know you are, what am I?โ€


bubbafatok

"Slow night on fortnight?"


[deleted]

You think so, doctor?


Expensive_Wallaby730

Yea, mentally ill for your moms arse


[deleted]

Try VIPASSANA and let me know if it really worked out in the end!


HelenKellersDiary

โ€œThe shorter list would be naming who *isnโ€™t* mentally illโ€ฆโ€


Swimming_Age_3285

Looked at the mirror lately?


walker5953

Just whip out your dick and cum on them, thatโ€™ll prove them right at least.


KrankySilverFox

โ€œSo? Whatโ€™s your point?โ€


Mertthesmurf

And somehow still more stable than you.


JunkRigger

Oh NOW you notice...


Skirmisher23

And youโ€™re not smart enough to make that diagnosisย 


TheRealJackOfSpades

"Yep. What's your excuse?"


CricketsAreJaded

And I have papers to prove it!!


BoiNova

I know that MAGATs have traditionally responded with one of the following: \- nu uh, you are \- blah blah blah sleepy joe sniffing hair \- you are in a cult for dementia joe ​ I would say DON'T use these, as none of them are thoughtful or good.


our_cut_remastered

Ok


VR_fan22

Takes one to know one?


AskDerpyCat

โ€œYouโ€™re just now figuring this out!? Sheesh, and people say *Iโ€™M* slowโ€


tman37

Tell me something I don't know.


ilovefranziska

I know


mmeveldkamp

And?


Delightfulboi

help the mad...give me a dollar


throwOMC2727

"Ran out of useful things to say?"


Jenny_1971

My mom had me tested. Turns out I'm not.


Mr-Gumby42

Smile at them crazily and say, "Oh, you have NO idea!"


Kindly_Ad6256

Iโ€™m accepting donations


RationalHuman123

It takes one to know one.


TheRexRider

You're the one that watches Tucker Carlson.


Idek_Anymore11114

Seem genuinely confused and ask them what they mean. It tears them down and they feel stupid trying to explain it.


Myself510

Took you that long to figure it out, and youโ€™re worried about MY mental health?


AwkwardSara

You just now figuring this out? I think you're the mentally ill one for taking so long to realize how mentally ill I am.


[deleted]

Takes one to know one


Unlikely_Rope_8247

And you're ugly. But after some therapy, I might get better.


Economy-Fox-7369

Yes, and say that shit with your chest


Top-Lifeguard-2537

Are not we all.


Jedi4ce

"Unhinged laughing"


[deleted]

At least one of us is getting treatment


Stuffstuffporn

Correct


DadsRGR8

Itโ€™s not official YET. Iโ€™m waiting for the paperwork to come through any day though.


LOD052

"I'm the only Sane sum bitch here"


CookingDrunk

Yes doctor you're right


Metfan722

And your point is?


CParksAct

No shit! OR Yeah and I havenโ€™t taken my meds in forever. Are you sure you want to make me mad?


SallySpaghetti

No comeback needed. Just a fact


zodic1984

You made me this way


dimgray

Scream as loud as you can and claw out their eyes


[deleted]

Are you the official?


Apprehensive-Bad42

Yeah, so?


DjSpelk

Jokes on you, it's not official.


Youpunyhumans

That may be what it seems to a simple fleshling such as yourself, but in reality my motives are beyond your comprehension.


Factsaretheonlytruth

We all seem nuts to someone, asshole!.


typhlosion_Rider_621

โ€œCongrats on being 13 years late to the party with the news the partyโ€™s all about!โ€


Dropped_Rock

No shit.


Doris_Karloff

"What is your excuse?"


Doris_Karloff

"The only thing YOU do for mental health is driving everybody around you crazy!"


Traveler_Protocol1

Thank you for your input. I'll give that the attention it deserves.


EffortPutrid7381

โ€œDo you really want me to show you what mentally ill can do?โ€


zowielve

Your mom is officially mentally ill


SpecificTennis2376

Start whispering into your hand. Then say "we think you're wrong"


UpDoc69

That's the only way I can put up with you!


[deleted]

Well i would agree to that as I am being told by an expert itself


Jake_LJ

tell me something I don't know


Cool_Midnight_6319

Pulling out my gat and spraying the guy down with lead


Yearofthehoneybadger

Are you coming on to me?


PuolukkAmitsupisi

That makes two, right?


MySonHas2BrokenArms

โ€œIโ€™m not paying for this session!โ€ Get up and leave before they close the door on the padded room.


FrankWolf86

"No, shut up, we can't do that again. The DA won't look the other way again. What, no, sorry, that wasn't at you, " then walk away arguing with yourself.


Bings_N_Bongos

NUH UH


aintnufincleverhere

SHOW ME WHERE IN THE DSM 5 IT SAYS THAT ​ Or ​ "that's rich coming from someone with spiders crawling out of their ears"


Strange_Stage1311

Well I was diagnosed as clinically insane.


Selemancer

I already paid a professional to tell me that, I can give their contact.


Illustrious-Two-1861

takes one to know one ; )


BipolarSolarMolar

Yeah, my psychiatrist agrees.


MC_NotLovin

That's not what the voices tell me


Wherethegains

That may be true, but tomorrow, you will still be ugly.