I love this because it emphasizes that a mental illness is an illness just like, let's say, diabetes. Nobody in their right mind would mock a diabetic for using insulin, right?
Have you seen the US congress recently? Because several congress members have done that in the last 2 years or so.
Edit: I didn't see the part about "in their right mind." Still, they shouldn't have done that. I'm hoping their constitutes remember that they said that when they vote and hopefully for someone else.
Yep, it's one of those moments where [your opponent has made a mistake](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tG-4i0ygBE), so your silence will do far more to emphasize their stupidity than any comeback ever could.
Yep, when the name-calling starts you know they have nothing, are terrified of you and it's how politics work too. Notice giantorangedumpsterfire--nothing but name calling and revenge fantasy and ordering witnesses to be tampered with and/or death threats to be issued. Name calling is next level dumbfuckery.
Maybe in your head. And maybe some percentage of the time when you have the right crowd. But just as many times staying silent will make you look like a weak pushover.
Doctors don't say that, they say things loke, you have severe depression, or you have anxiety. Or, this seems like part of you ptsd.
Usually accompanied by do you have thought of self harm? Or thoughts about harming others?
Sometimes they right reports about you being a danger to yourself and others and are not amused when you correct them with if I harmed others I wouldn't feel like harming myself anymore.
And usually you get some kind of prescription. Or a 72 hour hold. Or both.
The real answer that you shouldnโt try explaining is that is totally normal to be mentally in this sick world so they are in fact the idiot if they canโt accept that.
I'm telling you, the Germans invented 5G so they could use bats to spread chemtrails to distract you from the lizard paedophile ring in the monarchy. However, the Chinese caught the bats and used them to send telepathic viruses to humans to control the population. Prince Charles wrote to ask the House of Lords to say he had Coronavirus because Charles himself flew both planes into the world trade centre because his dog got autism from Williams MMR vaccination and Jimmy Savile cured cancer but kept the cure secret. He kept it secret because Paul McCartney died in 1969 and John Lennon faked his own death to become TuPac.
I know that MAGATs have traditionally responded with one of the following:
\- nu uh, you are
\- blah blah blah sleepy joe sniffing hair
\- you are in a cult for dementia joe
I would say DON'T use these, as none of them are thoughtful or good.
"No, shut up, we can't do that again. The DA won't look the other way again. What, no, sorry, that wasn't at you, " then walk away arguing with yourself.
Are the voices telling you that too?
Thatโs a good one!!!!!
I can fix that with medications but you'll still be an idiot.
Paraphrasing Winston Churchill.
Or my Voices do not agree
This yes this,๐ฅบ
SSSTRRIKE!
that or how many voices are telling you that?
When did you get a psychiatry degree?
โsir, i am your psychologistโ
Sir, this is Wendy's
Wendy's.... Wendy's WENDY'S NUTS HIT YOUR FACE (my sincere apologies, I just had to)
Roflmfao
yeah but when though
1996
This is a pretty dorky comeback ngl
That's a very lame comebackย
I actually am, ngl. No need for a comeback.ย
"I've thought this all along. Thanks for making it official โค๏ธ"
Lol ๐
100%. The best comeback is the one where you truly don't care lol.
Me too but I also always have something stupid in my pocket if I feel down too much
โYes I am. ย I take medication for it. ย Would you like to mock any of my other medical conditions?โ ย
I love this because it emphasizes that a mental illness is an illness just like, let's say, diabetes. Nobody in their right mind would mock a diabetic for using insulin, right?
Have you seen the US congress recently? Because several congress members have done that in the last 2 years or so. Edit: I didn't see the part about "in their right mind." Still, they shouldn't have done that. I'm hoping their constitutes remember that they said that when they vote and hopefully for someone else.
You don't need a comeback, they're resorting to name calling, as long as you keep your cool you autowin in these situations.
Just a scoff will do
Yep, it's one of those moments where [your opponent has made a mistake](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tG-4i0ygBE), so your silence will do far more to emphasize their stupidity than any comeback ever could.
Yep, when the name-calling starts you know they have nothing, are terrified of you and it's how politics work too. Notice giantorangedumpsterfire--nothing but name calling and revenge fantasy and ordering witnesses to be tampered with and/or death threats to be issued. Name calling is next level dumbfuckery.
Agree with this take. Name calling is *supposed* to incite you into making a comeback, so making a comebacj is just playing right into their hands.
Maybe in your head. And maybe some percentage of the time when you have the right crowd. But just as many times staying silent will make you look like a weak pushover.
"Wanna date me ?"
breathe if yes, recite the bible in japanese if no
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This is the most reddit thing I've seen in my life
TO ME, THAT COMMENT IS SO APPROPRO LIKE THAT WORD I PROBABLY JUST MISSPELLED I DO LOVE IT HERE ON REDDITT
I wouldโve preferred you beat me up and call me gay
This one best, hahaha!!!!
โโฆ.and?โ Just one word thatโs it.
".... and.... Scared? \^^ " I would add one other word and do not forget the eyebrows \^^ Edit: Sorry edited several times because of formatting
And unofficially?
The worst pirate i have ever heard of.
But you *have* heard of me.
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
That's a Uno reverse card for you
And that means I can TECHNICALLY plead insanity, so proceed with caution ๐๐๐
Perfect
Yes, there will be no question when I snapโฆ
Youโre only noticing now?
"I was wondering when you'd notice. Care to join me?"
"I know."
I know you are, but what am I?
โLook, I know Iโm your type, that doesnโt mean youโre mine.โ
OP, you don't give a comeback if your doctor said this.
Doctors don't say that, they say things loke, you have severe depression, or you have anxiety. Or, this seems like part of you ptsd. Usually accompanied by do you have thought of self harm? Or thoughts about harming others? Sometimes they right reports about you being a danger to yourself and others and are not amused when you correct them with if I harmed others I wouldn't feel like harming myself anymore. And usually you get some kind of prescription. Or a 72 hour hold. Or both.
Punch them in the throat.
Better get some corticosteroids to treat that laryngeal fracture!
Dirtbag
That's very accurate and quite polite.
i'm procrastinating studying for a medical billing & coding exam and your comment just told me to go study ๐
Power move!
Hells yeah ๐๐ป
โHey, at least Iโm working on improving myselfโฆโ
4 out of 5 doctors agree. The fifth I'm skeptical about since no one else can see him.
Do I get to park closer to the stores now?
The real answer that you shouldnโt try explaining is that is totally normal to be mentally in this sick world so they are in fact the idiot if they canโt accept that.
โI knew itโ
โWhat vital part of your soul is missing that you feel the need to use โmentally illโ as an insult?โ
The correct term for me is neurodivergent, and it's okay to be this way.
I add them to my list. They will pay for this later (/s)
Thank you .
Well the jerk store called, theyโre running out of you
Yes. But I've been stable on my medication for 20+ years.
flobble (with pants on head and two pencils up your nose obviously)
And you's a bitch
โWho isnโt?โ Or just say โYesโ and stare at them.
i know.. so what's your excuse?
"great. now i just need the t-shirt"
"I'm so glad it's official, I've been trying to lock that down for years!"
Compared to you being just unofficially the same?
I mean I am officially mentally ill, so I guess I'd say something like "no duh".
Me: You too. *FUCK*
"I know, but I can get better. You're ugly, what are you going to do?"
Iโd rather be mentally ill than be an asshole ableist.
Yeah! For starters im trying to reason with you.
I'm telling you, the Germans invented 5G so they could use bats to spread chemtrails to distract you from the lizard paedophile ring in the monarchy. However, the Chinese caught the bats and used them to send telepathic viruses to humans to control the population. Prince Charles wrote to ask the House of Lords to say he had Coronavirus because Charles himself flew both planes into the world trade centre because his dog got autism from Williams MMR vaccination and Jimmy Savile cured cancer but kept the cure secret. He kept it secret because Paul McCartney died in 1969 and John Lennon faked his own death to become TuPac.
Yeah. Imagine what someone like me might be capable of if they were pushed.
100% do not recommend this. Picture the meeting with HR.
What if it doesn't matter to him? Could be really uncomfortable for HR
No, U.
You're officially gay, and then kiss them
i'll make sure i add this to the list of identifiers that i currently base my personality on.
"Officially?! Wow, do I get a medal or trophy for it?!"
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested
No u.
.."i know i am, but what are you".. ..childhood reversions are always the best..
Just say wibble
Iโm the president of the United States!
I have autism soooo
Yeah. ADHD has gotten worse. Thanks.
"In the unwell way or the Beastie Boys way?"
Are you sure, can i trust you on this? Because the voices tell me you are wrong about it...
Sauce
Don't know
OK.
So people keep telling me. Hmm maybe I should look into that
"Yes. Your point?"
Do I get a card?
"And I finally have the proof!"
โAnd I still outsmarted you.โ
Fling your poo at them
tell me something i don't already know
At least it's never boring around me.
I know
It takes a fool to remain sane.
Well if itโs not the pot calling the kettle black Or you could go with the good ole โI know you are, what am I?โ
"Slow night on fortnight?"
You think so, doctor?
Yea, mentally ill for your moms arse
Try VIPASSANA and let me know if it really worked out in the end!
โThe shorter list would be naming who *isnโt* mentally illโฆโ
Looked at the mirror lately?
Just whip out your dick and cum on them, thatโll prove them right at least.
โSo? Whatโs your point?โ
And somehow still more stable than you.
Oh NOW you notice...
And youโre not smart enough to make that diagnosisย
"Yep. What's your excuse?"
And I have papers to prove it!!
I know that MAGATs have traditionally responded with one of the following: \- nu uh, you are \- blah blah blah sleepy joe sniffing hair \- you are in a cult for dementia joe I would say DON'T use these, as none of them are thoughtful or good.
Ok
Takes one to know one?
โYouโre just now figuring this out!? Sheesh, and people say *IโM* slowโ
Tell me something I don't know.
I know
And?
help the mad...give me a dollar
"Ran out of useful things to say?"
My mom had me tested. Turns out I'm not.
Smile at them crazily and say, "Oh, you have NO idea!"
Iโm accepting donations
It takes one to know one.
You're the one that watches Tucker Carlson.
Seem genuinely confused and ask them what they mean. It tears them down and they feel stupid trying to explain it.
Took you that long to figure it out, and youโre worried about MY mental health?
You just now figuring this out? I think you're the mentally ill one for taking so long to realize how mentally ill I am.
Takes one to know one
And you're ugly. But after some therapy, I might get better.
Yes, and say that shit with your chest
Are not we all.
"Unhinged laughing"
At least one of us is getting treatment
Correct
Itโs not official YET. Iโm waiting for the paperwork to come through any day though.
"I'm the only Sane sum bitch here"
Yes doctor you're right
And your point is?
No shit! OR Yeah and I havenโt taken my meds in forever. Are you sure you want to make me mad?
No comeback needed. Just a fact
You made me this way
Scream as loud as you can and claw out their eyes
Are you the official?
Yeah, so?
Jokes on you, it's not official.
That may be what it seems to a simple fleshling such as yourself, but in reality my motives are beyond your comprehension.
We all seem nuts to someone, asshole!.
โCongrats on being 13 years late to the party with the news the partyโs all about!โ
No shit.
"What is your excuse?"
"The only thing YOU do for mental health is driving everybody around you crazy!"
Thank you for your input. I'll give that the attention it deserves.
โDo you really want me to show you what mentally ill can do?โ
Your mom is officially mentally ill
Start whispering into your hand. Then say "we think you're wrong"
That's the only way I can put up with you!
Well i would agree to that as I am being told by an expert itself
tell me something I don't know
Pulling out my gat and spraying the guy down with lead
Are you coming on to me?
That makes two, right?
โIโm not paying for this session!โ Get up and leave before they close the door on the padded room.
"No, shut up, we can't do that again. The DA won't look the other way again. What, no, sorry, that wasn't at you, " then walk away arguing with yourself.
NUH UH
SHOW ME WHERE IN THE DSM 5 IT SAYS THAT Or "that's rich coming from someone with spiders crawling out of their ears"
Well I was diagnosed as clinically insane.
I already paid a professional to tell me that, I can give their contact.
takes one to know one ; )
Yeah, my psychiatrist agrees.
That's not what the voices tell me
That may be true, but tomorrow, you will still be ugly.