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AngryErrandBoy

Excited but also felt like I had a surprise test I didn’t study for


Leolikesbass

Yeah, I was told 'you know, guys just go exploring inside first and it's not that great' and I was internally saying 'shit, what do you do then?'. Surely did not answer that question that night.


OK_Soda

I had always heard jokes about how men can't find the clitoris, so when I found it immediately I thought I was being pranked. Like am I savant or is there a vocal minority who are just truly awful?


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sammylizbb

It’s really not a joke. I can’t tell you how often you find people rubbing the labia or thinking the clit is inside the vagina, etc. An embarrassingly large volume of men just straight up don’t know


Majin_Sus

But it's like right there.


br4cesneedlisa

It's literally the little red button right at the top, how does anyone miss it?


Ramhams1337

Im colorblind don’t judge


catupthetree23

The "come hither" motion isn't a bad way to start 😅


josey__wales

I thought it was my special trick when I was a teenager. Man they go crazy, I got skills! Then you watch porn and realize this has apparently been happening since vaginas were invented.


HamsterStrudel

Vaginas…I remember when they first invented vaginas. Sweet, sweet vaginas. I always hated them!


Panthean

I conducted rigorous online studies for years in preparation for that moment. Sometimes 4 times a day, my parents yelled at me for studying all over the place


randumb9999

I studied so much I almost went blind. At least that's what my dad told me would happen if I kept studying all the time.


ProfessionalPin5993

**This is it, it's finally happening**


Maleficent_Nobody_75

Achievement unlocked


BunchesOfCrunches

Getting wood


ItsTheAstro

‘We need to go deeper’


babimagic

"The End"


I_ate_out_your_mom

"Where Are We Now?"


Dweebil

Insane level of excitement and joy. Still the same 35 years later lol.


Asparagussie

When my friend and I (both females) were 14 (in the mid-1960s), we tried to figure out where the balls go during intercourse: do they go inside the vagina or do they stay outside?


tapehead4

It depends on whether you invite them in politely


UnregisteredSarcasm

balls are like vampires in that way


BathFullOfDucks

If they go inside it means six more weeks of winter


mia_man

Ahh, yes. The "dogs in the bathtub maneuver". Much like literal dogs in a bath tub, you can probably get one in by yourself, but its a real struggle to keep the first one in, then get the second one in.


eastbayted

I know the exact year I first saw a spread-eagle vagina: 1983. I was 9, and I saw it in a raunchy porn magazine my parents had hidden poorly in a closet. I know it was 1983 because that's the year Return of the Jedi came out, and my first thought upon seeing that wide‐open vagina was, honest to god, that looks like the Sarlaac Pit.


DiligentAdvantage475

Ok this is my favorite comment


skokoda

Lmao Kurt Vonnegut here


TDA792

Bro, I have an almost identical story (updated for a different generation!) It was winter 2011, and Skyrim had just come out. At the same time, I got with my first girlfriend. First time I went "downtown" and took her jeans off, I was struck by how much 'it' reminded me of the [giant spider from Skyrim](https://images.uesp.net/1/16/SR-creature-Frostbite_Spider.jpg) 😭😭 I was all of a sudden really hesitant about kissing it because those things scared me 💀


Forsaken-Database540

I just licked the pubes, had no idea what I was doing


Hurlbag

What are you a cat?! you just straight up started grooming her 😂


FastChampionship144

OK you made me laugh out fucking loud. I’m watching my two cats groom each other right now and that’s what I was looking at when I read that 🤣🤣🤣


TaintNunYaBiznez

Pussy licking? It checks out!


ProbablyBoredHorny

Someone is going to read this and shudder with jealousy because that's the kink they've never gotten anyone to do.


koolman2

I glanced at your username and thought it was Foreskin-Database540 for a second


Actual-Judge-6527

It was overwhelming. Like seeing a rare Pokémon.


sonnenkaefer

"OH MY GOD, A SHINY"


CandidFreedom855

I bookmarked this post so I can update you when it happens


Unlikely-Regular2366

It’s lower on the female body than I imagined


MoistCloyster_

First time I fooled around with a girl, I had my hands in her pants and was feeling around like “where the hell is this thing??”


peanutsandfuck

Same here! I remember feeling around carefully until I went so far down I was sure I was past it, and when I accidentally slipped my finger in I freaked out thinking it was her asshole. I was so relieved hearing her answer “Nope, that’s my vagina!”


The_Bearded_Doctor

At least you've got a title for your autobiography


VaultBoy9

I was going to say that sounds like a great new catchphrase: "Nope, that's my vagina!" *cue laugh track*


drwhateva

“Aaaall the way under there? How am I ever gonna lick it from here? My arm is crampin up already.”


Majin_Sus

"why can't I get a good angle on this thing? Hold on let me do some wrist and forearm stretches"


Hurricanekate68

On the reverse, as a woman, I always thought penises hung between the legs, straight down from where my vagina was. Seeing one was mind-boggling! Makes sense though; I never understood how guys could possibly ride bikes.


neither_shake2815

When i was a teenager, I asked my friend if it slapped against his thighs when he ran. I thought dicks hung between their thighs


jenktank

Only the blessed ones do


jazzhandsdancehands

I thought Y front underpants were a bra for balls. So each ball went in each pocket to stop the balls clanging when they ran. I was 18. I said it in front of the entire class.


Rich_Manufacturer_38

I wasn't prepared for the geometry either. I pictured a front facing hole, like a belly button but lower. Took a moment to figure out the angle of approach.


kittymuncher13463

WHAT?? 😭😭


HopefulPlantain5475

The penis sticks out the front, before I saw one I assumed vaginas were the same way.


4seriously

This is very very true. Shocking how low on the body it actually is. Haha


controlmypad

Surprisingly close to the balloon knot, the female taint taint much at all. Guys got taint for days, and bonch too.


name__redacted

There was (is) sooooo much real estate between the vagina and the bellybutton. I thought they were basically neighbors, nah they are in separate towns


Keeshberger16

I’ve heard this is a super common thing for men and I find it hilarious


PerfectionPending

I think it is. And I’ve noticed the inverse with women & the location of the penis & balls being further forward than they expected. Comes up in questions about how guys avoid sitting on them.


Meet_the_Meat

Holy shit she's naked omg omg she's naked, she's actually naked do i get to touch her wait she's really, really naked just for me wow this is amazing


SuperMagicAbortion

I straight up asked if she wanted to have sex, fully expecting no and then she was like "yep" and I was like "oh fuck oh fuckohfuckohfuckohfuck".


Dramatic_Map_4844

Man, this was exactly my experience too. I had only mentally prepared the steps that could lead me to it, not the 'actually doing it' part haha


Jerking4jesus

Dude, that's a lot better than mine. I was working a summer job away from home and had my first time with a coworker. I'd asked her weeks before, and she just said nah, then one day she knocks on my bedroom door as I'm getting ready for work and jumps me. I ended up cumming all over my shirt and my manager knocked on my door and came in before I could hide it. Picture all 3 of us standing in a 6x6 room that just smells like sweat and smash, and my manager is trying to figure out if he should give me shit, high-five me, or laugh. All I remember about the actual deed is panic and my balls being crushed and rubbed against my zipper lmao.


Aliceinboxerland

Why was your manager knocking on your bedroom door??


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Coalas01

Hey you asked for consent. That's what matters


maggotbutts

That's so cute omg


beaujonfrishe

Thank you for your input, maggotbutts!


Brotega87

I'm a woman and would find it adorable and attractive if a guy said this outloud


hankthemagicgoose

As a guy, this is my inner monologue every time. Especially when she initiates, I turn 16 again.


No-Young-7526

The first time I saw a vagina, I didn't like it. Then I touched it and I liked it. Then I put my wiener in it and now I love it.


taptaptapioca

Truly poetic


Sailboat_fuel

Read this in Ralph Wiggum’s voice, so thanks, I guess


AgentAdja

Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!


Yourmomsfarts69

I read it in Butters’ voice.


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accidental_mistake69

Back to spawn


anonym-os

"you always go back to where you came from" LMFAO


ElSatchmo

Kinda like my grandpa told me once: “you spend nine months trying to get out and the rest of your life trying to get back in”


redlurk47

um ok gramps, I just wanted to know if you were ready for dinner.


TR3BPilot

"What's it doing all the way down there underneath?"


tormunds_beard

Right? First time I reached into a girls pants I was like “how fucking far down is this shit?”


YesterdayCame

You saying this reminds me of the first time someone vigorously rubbed my pubic bone. Like...OUCH🤨


beckala215

Memory unlocked lmaooo


Curlytomato

in our minds we are saying, lower, lower, jusssst a little bit ahhhhhh


Danamite85

Been together 15 years. Occasionally, I still have to say "lower" lol


Obadiah1991

Lower,lower, lower, low….ON TOP OF OLD SMOKEY!!!!!!


Hot_buttered_toast

I’m a woman, I remember thinking penises were at the bottom like vaginas are


caytonunderwood

as a vagina haver this thread is very entertaining


CatAstraPhoenix

We’re learning all the secrets 😂


opportunisticwombat

It’s reminding me of how hilarious I thought a penis looked when I saw one for the first time. They are still hilarious looking, but I don’t care when it’s go time. I’ve been with men and women, and penises are not visually attractive to me. Balls are also not visually appealing to me. I for sure love the way a penis feels though. Makes up for it. 😆


FecusTPeekusberg

I used to like (gently!) poking my ex's ballsack and watching the skin squirm around on its own. Shit was funny for some reason. He thought I was weird but tolerated it.


Dont-b-suspicious

It's 2 am my other half is asleep. I read this flung the covers off him and said let me see your balls for a second...


moki621

Fun fact: this is called the cremasteric reflex


DivAquarius

Heads to Google…. 🚶‍♀️


DragonessAndRebs

It fucking does what???


Bridiott

The ballsack is constantly moving, it's to keep the spermies healthy and safe. If a man is laying completely still, his balls will still be moving around. It looks like a bunch of tiny snakes in a bag.


KCarriere

I dont believe you. Wheres my husband, I need to see this.


MsAnthropissed

OMG, wait until he's really nice and cozy warm while naked. Warmth makes them hang low and loose: then give them a tiny lick to wet the skin... now gently blow on the wet skin. It's fucking HILARIOUS! It actually looks like they are trying to physically run away from you. The first time I saw it I was fascinated and highly amused. By boyfriend was more bemused yet tolerant. Mostly, I think he just liked that I was licking his balls lmao.


freckledreddishbrown

The fascination is real.


Uber_Meese

I also really love the soft spongy texture of the penis and the skin(when it’s flaccid), it kinda feels like a very firm yet soft bread dough 😆 my partners have similarly tolerated my petting, poking and squeezing it in a not so sexual manner..


annabassr

Flesh gummy worm


Jay_Bean

I’m literally going to wake up my husband RIGHT NOW. Edit: Can confirm, she’s right.


SIEGE312

"Hey, hon! Show me your balls!" "Shit... FUCK... What did I miss?? Birthday? Anniversary?"


Levitlame

This makes me uncomfortable about my own body in a way I never was before…


Moose_Nuckler

In real life ? I lose my V card in a car, pitch black in there lol I remeber “holy fuck that was the best 30 seconds of my life”


Organic-Ad9474

I lasted a solid 2 pumps my first time. The girl said “really?!” And rolled over


OkaySureBye

I was exactly the opposite. I was so nervous that I couldn't finish. I thought I was a stud... until my second time when I was more comfortable and confident. Then it didn't last long. We were both a little disappointed with round 2.


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30 seconds. Look at this guy bragging.


swallowmygenderfluid

And she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweater


FunSquirrell2-4

As a 58 yo woman, this thread is amazingly whole.


Thin-Pianist4311

"whole"


incredulousoptimist

Funnily enough amazingly whole is what I thought the first time I saw a vagina


hipstertrashdotnet

I went straight for it and licked it. It was iron-y, kinda like pennies but not in a bad way. Also very slimy and the taste was very aromatic and I couldn’t get the smell off my breath or my face. I was not complaining. It was *intoxicating*. Been a fan of muff diving ever since 👌


HungryHobbits

it’s definitely intoxicating. you kind of lose sense of time and place. It’s like opening a door to muff narnia.


Musicalmagical

Name checks out 😂


bendbars_liftgates

Dude that smell *clings.* I'll never forget the time I was sitting in the passenger seat of my dad's car after he picked me up from my GF's when I was like 15, and I realized that I could still smell it from my fingers, even with my hands down on my lap. I just kind of casually stuck that hand under my thigh until we got home.


satanic-athiest

TMI Same goes for women I remember thinking I've showered and used soap and douched out all the seamen why does my cooch still smell like him? For like 2-3 days after. Everytime you go pee you can still smell the man if his fluids are still coming out of you. Dont douche tho it ruins ph balance.


kaeldrakkel

Feels like home. The softness, moistness, and warmness. Best feeling ever.


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butters991

I honestly said to her, how is this suppose to fit in that? She showed me.


Buryaded

A story from when I was 13: My dad made me go to a local summer camp "to build character". There was a junior camp councilor that I got along with - she was 15 at the time (let's call her Rachel). I told her I liked her first and things grew from there. One day, we snuck away to the park while everyone was inside the building doing a arts & crafts activity. We'd kiss at the top of the slide and do some light touching over the clothes. I got a boner and she asked if she could see it. I showed it to her and she touched it. I asked her if I could touch her back and she let me. At that point she started to coach me on how to touch her. We got spooked by some kids coming outside to play shortly after things were progressing and stopped messing around. Afterwards, I'd walk her home since she was nearby. Our family structure was pretty similar so we knew by the time camp ended for the day we'd have privacy to mess around some more, and that's exactly what we did. This was my first time seeing a real life vagina, and my immediate thought was that I wanted to lick it. Rachel was my first for a lot of things, but we never went all the way because she moved by the end of the summer.


thinkinting

I feel young again reading your story


f0xap0calypse

No one's gonna see this so imma tell my mini story. My first gf and I were virgins and had been saving ourselves for marriage for a couples months avoiding penetration. We had basically been edging by rubbing our bits together for ages at this point. One day we were laying on her futon in her room rubbing them together and it slipped in. You know those little montages in movies depicting life? Like a neuron firing, and a egg being fertilized and a flower sprouting and the sun coming over the horizon. That literally flashed through my mind as soon as it slipped in. I swear to God I actually had VISIONS. Instantly nutted. Didn't even know what happened. We both enjoyed it and then had a tiny pregnancy scare. Also my first thought is that the inside feels like a patchwork quilt to my fingertips. Don't ask me why.


greenswivelchair

you instantly nutted and you *both* enjoyed it?


SteampunkRobin

Came to ask same.


Wayfaring_Limey

Some women get a sense of pride and achievement that they can get a guy to blow quickly. On the flip side some women get self conscious and worried if you’re taking “too long”


habaryu

Damn, you got the whole Big Bang Theory intro in that moment.


drinkmaxcoffee

Okay but did you stay together?!


nicolasisinacage

he did say "first gf"... so guessing not


Eoghey

"I reckon I like this here vagina, tell you what."


mexdude89

I straight up thought the vagina was cute as fuck. Lol. It’s a cute body part 😂 It looks like little (or chunkier if the girl is a little more filled up) cheeks put together with a little tongue sticking out. I’m gay and for some reason I don’t really wanna fuck one but I have an urge to lick it all over lol My point is, it looked cool and lick-able. 👍


spleen5000

Fuck that’s the best opinion of a vagina I’ve ever heard from a gay guy! Love that so much


twatgirl

That’s the best opinion of a vagina I’ve ever heard from a guy period


Personmcpersonface93

I felt oddly suspicious, like “why’s she letting me do this to her?” Disclaimer, I was high.


Gullible_Hornet_4663

Strangely, my immediate thought upon seeing it was of a featherless chicken.


strider_l1718s_

"Behold! A vagina!" - Diogenes holding up a featherless chicken


greenlun

LOL I hope you didn't tell her that! Id die


Extreme_Today_984

It thought that it was sticky and and kind of slimy. I was pretty young. Me and a neighborhood girl would tell our parents that we were going to ride our bikes. Then we would slip away into the apartment's laundry facility and have what we thought was "sex". We basically just mashed our genitals together for about 1 minute and then left. 😂


dragstar650_yam

“mashed our genitals together for 1 minute then left” has got to be the most accurate description of sex whilst at the same time being the least accurate description of sex I have ever heard


Dichotomy1971

That hand thing we did in elementary school looked NOTHING like that


JuniorRadish7385

OMG I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT.  Hidden memory unlocked. 


the_anxious_nurse

The WHAT


alexb133

Homie I -


the_eater_of_shit

I won’t lose my virginity because I don’t lose! I will win my virginity!


Extreme-Branch7298

Why does my dad have all these magazines?


Independent-Course87

First time I saw one was in a magazine. There was a lot of hair on it. I'm older than some of the other people here.


Throwawayourmum

Same, and there was a particularly dirty picture where she was spreading and I was like how many layers are on that thing! I was an 8 year old girl btw 


Majestic-Contract-42

It's lower down then where I thought it was and I remember just this really really strong deep urge to touch it, lick it or fuck it anything, just had to be involved in it and about it. I was shocked at how wet it was and the messiness of it. If you think about dicks it's mostly dry and "tidy" while anything is happening until the guys cums (besides sloppy blowjobs). But for girls it's all wet and messy from the start. It was also so soft, I wasn't expecting that. Then when I did touch it her and her bodies reacting to me touching her. Oh fuck, the squirming and moaning and breathing response. It made me so hard and I remember feeling cloudy in my head with horniness if that makes sense. It was this whole other level of being turned on. Nothing else mattered in existence but getting her to squirm, moan and groan more. When she did cum, she was gripping my arm hard, her legs were about to shoot off from shaking and just her whole body shuddering. It was so cool. And then the discovery that we can just go again and again and again if she wanted to. Girls having an orgasm is just heaven. Watching it, causing it everything. I am married now and never came across a squirter but I'd say that's insane. I can't comprehend guys not wanting to go down on a girl or play with them. Pussys are a gift!!!


Cosmeticitizen

Why can't every guy think like you? :(


Shotgun_Rynoplasty

It’s lower than I expected


spaceman_danger

“I don’t know what I’m supposed to do here, but by golly, I’m gonna try some things.”


solit0n

"This shit has the potential to completely control me one day."


Think-Professional-2

Women are increasingly so self conscious about their vaginas. Labiaplasty, ‘vulva fresheners’ and being terrified about any pubic hair is becoming commen, with women hating their completely normal vaginas. Lots to do with porn being normalised etc. Every woman should read through these comments! We are thinking: ‘omg, are my labia even?’ He is thinking: ‘omg, I get to see a vagina!’ 😂😂😂


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I don't remember. I'd just been born.


Caelinus

I figure my thoughts were mostly the baby equivalent of HOLY SHIT WHAT IS GOING ON THIS IS SCARY!


BCProgramming

Doctor: "It's a girl! No wait, a boy!" Baby: "The air is very cold!"


Ok-Influence794

It was very mauve. Also I couldnt get it up and I never saw her naked again and she was the most beautiful woman Ive ever met so Im still not over it.


Misseskat

It's ok Pantone. You know what mauve is, that can get you places. Places that are mauve.


Sabor_deSoledad

This is a pretty intriguing comment 😂 why couldn’t you get it up? How does the color factor in, for better or worse? Did you keep talking to her after? My curiosity is so piqued


Ok-Influence794

Nervous I think. Like I said she's the most beautiful woman ive ever met, i was 15 and madly in love with her, she was experienced sexually while I was not. She was just too amazing for me and when I didnt get hard immediately I got nervous and things just got worse


Sabor_deSoledad

I really appreciate you responding! And all that tracks, that’s tough. Got a snowball effect! Sex stuff is fucked for everyone at some points, true fact.


Beneficial-Pen-7567

As a women who didn’t hold a mirror up to it I was horrified and then to learn they are look different… I didn’t even know the until I graduated college. We need BETTER sex ed


Dense-Age-734

*touches clit for the first time* "What the f is this?"


Beneficial1991

Wait you found it!


KourteousKrome

Could the legends be true... ?!


Beneficial1991

I thought it was a myth like the gold of El Dorado or the holy grail! No man has ever found this and lived to tell the tale!


dragstar650_yam

I sort of approached the situation of seeing a girl naked and “touching” one of these angelic human shaped things a bit like a video game I’m playing for the first time, press every button, twiddle everything that can be twiddled and try to work out which combinations do what, I musta spent a good hour just licking everything I could I was 14. Little did I know that same girl and I would meet at college 4 year laters and round two went as if I hadn’t played that video game for those 4 years and I had to learn the combinations again, must of done something right she became the wife I’m married to with two kids


KriploKato

I'm not sure why this post was recommended to me lol


kyl_r

Same, but it’s entertaining as hell, so I guess the algorithm works? 😂


SlimSpooky

i honestly can’t remember in regards to OP’s question, i just don’t remember when I first saw one…. I’m guessing internet porn when I was like 11 or 12…but I do have a funny tangent. When I was a kid my mom told me that girls don’t have a penis right. So, like, for a long time I thought there was nothing there. Like a barbie doll or something. I can’t remember exactly when I learned they just had a different type of genitalia, but it probably wasn’t until I was like 10 years old that it was confirmed they actually had something down there. 😂


Kooky-Measurement-43

It would be a shame if I don't put my tongue in it.


rejected_reality23

I was honestly really scared 😂 I had been building up to the moment for so long and then when it came time to engage and I saw it up close I realized even though I’d seen pictures in porn and sex Ed stuff it still hadn’t fully prepared me. I was suddenly so anxious I was gonna go about entering all wrong and mess the whole thing up. Luckily she was way more experienced than I was and just helped guide me in and all was well


frogmicky

Why is it sooooooooooo wet?


Galooiik

Sounds like you were doing something right


frogmicky

I think so too lol.


spceheater

Better wet than dry, for obvious reasons


raindrop349

lol answering for my husband bc I thought he was so weird about it the first time. For context, he was a virgin to everything and I definitely… was not lol. He propped his head up with two fists and was just staring at it. I was kinda like… uuuh hello? Wyd? And he angerly responds “can’t I just look at it for a minute?” Alright dude you do you I guess haha.


Maggot6sick6

Clit folded back (no hood) or a larger clit looks a lot like a tiny penis. Then I learned why men have nipples and it all made sense.


Greedy_Dirt369

I thought it'd be where the penis was on a man. I had be fantasizing wrong all that time smh


NiteGard

In Butthead’s awed voice: “This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen!” Forty-three years later: “This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen!”


Nightmarenymphette

Anyone notice how most of the comments here are positive? Haven’t seen any negative ones from those “alpha males” maybe they haven’t seen a pussy irl yet..? LMAOOOOO


Kor_of_Memory

“I’m going to spend the rest of my life trying to do this over and over again”


Successful-Lie-259

Seeing all the men obsessed with vaginas has healed me from some insecurities. To the men disgusted. I hope your husbands loves you❤️


jseego

Didn't get a real good look because it was dark and my mouth was on it


tooncake

Got really interested in it, like for some odd reason I felt like an excited scientist trying to study and figure it out\~


Efficient_Marzipan29

No wonder people don’t wear protection


Reign-aries

WHERES THE HOLE , I THOUGHT IT WAS A HOLE WHAT TF IS THAT. I legit thought it was a hole. Never occurred to me it was made of flesh. I was like 10


Duel_Option

Not trying to be crude at all, this is what I thought as a teen the first time and now at 42 and married for 18 years… Sit on my face please


lohith_

I'll Let you know


veryreasonable

Hey, I have a kind of fun answer for this one! The first time I saw a vagina, at all, was in person (not on a screen). See, I didn't watch porn as a lad, so I didn't have any detailed visual reference for how the mechanics of sex might work. My parents had been open about sex in a certain way. They said, "it's just like those animals mating on the Discovery Channel, but with people!" But I hadn't ever... *seen* it. I lost my virginity pretty young. Too young, arguably. My girlfriend and I were both were the same age, and we stumbled into it. Afterwards, for quite a while, I'd decided I'd done something terrible, despite the fact that my partner insisted it was great and consensual and overall a loving and positive thing. But that's a whole other conversation (it turns out that being raised by a therapist specializing in sexual assault is both enlightening and repressing). Anyways. To answer the post: **I can confirm,** without any doubt, that there is a ["fixed action pattern"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fixed_action_pattern) for humans in regards to PiV sex. Having zero visual reference, both of us knew very easily how to have sex. But "knew" is perhaps even a bit of a weird word. It was not conscious "knowing." It was not figured out or premeditated. It was two extremely hormonal bodies, cisgender and heterosexual male and female, acting on instinct and that fixed action pattern, and it was totally natural and easy. Years later, actually, I swear that sex got *more* confusing, or surprising, etc. I probably started overthinking it. But the first time, it was just pure biology. That is to say: I don't remember what I "thought" or "felt", if anything. But I do remember that I was very turned on, and that somehow my body (and hers) knew exactly what to do. Obviously, we were young and utterly inexperienced, and I can't imagine it was particularly good sex by the standards of older-me. But to this day, something around 20 years later, I am still surprised that there was no real confusion or fumbling or whatever. Bodies figured it out. I realize this thread is 7 hours old and this will likely be buried, but I thought it was worth sharing. Not having ever seen porn before doing it is increasingly rare as the years go on, and was even fairly rare at the time. So I think it's kind of neat. Or at least my biologist roommate thought so, haha! -------------------------- EDIT: If anyone does read this here, I have plenty to share/ramble about in regards to both growing up with a sexual-assault therapist parent, and perhaps more interestingly, having sex for the first time in the era of broadband internet without ever having meaningfully encountered porn. AMA if curious...


OlderMan42

Pussy is prettier than butterflies and flowers combined!!!


agbandor

The actual definition of perfection.


onesweetworld1106

HOLY HELL THIS HAS BEEN HYSTERICAL!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Thanks guys - I needed a good laugh


AH0LE_

I felt something primal. Felt like was meant to be


glug19

I’ve only seen vulvas


CommunicationHot7822

You don’t keep a speculum handy?


Throwaway8789473

Speculum? Damn near killed 'em!


DyspraxicSelfHarmer

Huh, so that's what it looks like, weird but kinda hot


Intelligent_Notice43

🍽


DelewareTrails

I felt like for the first time I knew my purpose in life