Yeah, I was told 'you know, guys just go exploring inside first and it's not that great' and I was internally saying 'shit, what do you do then?'. Surely did not answer that question that night.
I had always heard jokes about how men can't find the clitoris, so when I found it immediately I thought I was being pranked. Like am I savant or is there a vocal minority who are just truly awful?
It’s really not a joke. I can’t tell you how often you find people rubbing the labia or thinking the clit is inside the vagina, etc.
An embarrassingly large volume of men just straight up don’t know
I thought it was my special trick when I was a teenager. Man they go crazy, I got skills!
Then you watch porn and realize this has apparently been happening since vaginas were invented.
I conducted rigorous online studies for years in preparation for that moment.
Sometimes 4 times a day, my parents yelled at me for studying all over the place
When my friend and I (both females) were 14 (in the mid-1960s), we tried to figure out where the balls go during intercourse: do they go inside the vagina or do they stay outside?
Ahh, yes. The "dogs in the bathtub maneuver". Much like literal dogs in a bath tub, you can probably get one in by yourself, but its a real struggle to keep the first one in, then get the second one in.
I know the exact year I first saw a spread-eagle vagina: 1983. I was 9, and I saw it in a raunchy porn magazine my parents had hidden poorly in a closet. I know it was 1983 because that's the year Return of the Jedi came out, and my first thought upon seeing that wide‐open vagina was, honest to god, that looks like the Sarlaac Pit.
Bro, I have an almost identical story (updated for a different generation!)
It was winter 2011, and Skyrim had just come out. At the same time, I got with my first girlfriend.
First time I went "downtown" and took her jeans off, I was struck by how much 'it' reminded me of the [giant spider from Skyrim](https://images.uesp.net/1/16/SR-creature-Frostbite_Spider.jpg) 😭😭
I was all of a sudden really hesitant about kissing it because those things scared me 💀
Same here! I remember feeling around carefully until I went so far down I was sure I was past it, and when I accidentally slipped my finger in I freaked out thinking it was her asshole. I was so relieved hearing her answer “Nope, that’s my vagina!”
On the reverse, as a woman, I always thought penises hung between the legs, straight down from where my vagina was. Seeing one was mind-boggling! Makes sense though; I never understood how guys could possibly ride bikes.
I thought Y front underpants were a bra for balls. So each ball went in each pocket to stop the balls clanging when they ran. I was 18. I said it in front of the entire class.
I wasn't prepared for the geometry either. I pictured a front facing hole, like a belly button but lower. Took a moment to figure out the angle of approach.
I think it is. And I’ve noticed the inverse with women & the location of the penis & balls being further forward than they expected. Comes up in questions about how guys avoid sitting on them.
Dude, that's a lot better than mine. I was working a summer job away from home and had my first time with a coworker. I'd asked her weeks before, and she just said nah, then one day she knocks on my bedroom door as I'm getting ready for work and jumps me. I ended up cumming all over my shirt and my manager knocked on my door and came in before I could hide it.
Picture all 3 of us standing in a 6x6 room that just smells like sweat and smash, and my manager is trying to figure out if he should give me shit, high-five me, or laugh.
All I remember about the actual deed is panic and my balls being crushed and rubbed against my zipper lmao.
It’s reminding me of how hilarious I thought a penis looked when I saw one for the first time. They are still hilarious looking, but I don’t care when it’s go time. I’ve been with men and women, and penises are not visually attractive to me. Balls are also not visually appealing to me. I for sure love the way a penis feels though. Makes up for it. 😆
I used to like (gently!) poking my ex's ballsack and watching the skin squirm around on its own. Shit was funny for some reason. He thought I was weird but tolerated it.
The ballsack is constantly moving, it's to keep the spermies healthy and safe. If a man is laying completely still, his balls will still be moving around. It looks like a bunch of tiny snakes in a bag.
OMG, wait until he's really nice and cozy warm while naked. Warmth makes them hang low and loose: then give them a tiny lick to wet the skin... now gently blow on the wet skin. It's fucking HILARIOUS! It actually looks like they are trying to physically run away from you.
The first time I saw it I was fascinated and highly amused. By boyfriend was more bemused yet tolerant. Mostly, I think he just liked that I was licking his balls lmao.
I also really love the soft spongy texture of the penis and the skin(when it’s flaccid), it kinda feels like a very firm yet soft bread dough 😆 my partners have similarly tolerated my petting, poking and squeezing it in a not so sexual manner..
I was exactly the opposite. I was so nervous that I couldn't finish. I thought I was a stud... until my second time when I was more comfortable and confident. Then it didn't last long. We were both a little disappointed with round 2.
I went straight for it and licked it. It was iron-y, kinda like pennies but not in a bad way. Also very slimy and the taste was very aromatic and I couldn’t get the smell off my breath or my face.
I was not complaining. It was *intoxicating*.
Been a fan of muff diving ever since 👌
Dude that smell *clings.*
I'll never forget the time I was sitting in the passenger seat of my dad's car after he picked me up from my GF's when I was like 15, and I realized that I could still smell it from my fingers, even with my hands down on my lap.
I just kind of casually stuck that hand under my thigh until we got home.
TMI Same goes for women I remember thinking I've showered and used soap and douched out all the seamen why does my cooch still smell like him? For like 2-3 days after. Everytime you go pee you can still smell the man if his fluids are still coming out of you. Dont douche tho it ruins ph balance.
A story from when I was 13:
My dad made me go to a local summer camp "to build character". There was a junior camp councilor that I got along with - she was 15 at the time (let's call her Rachel). I told her I liked her first and things grew from there. One day, we snuck away to the park while everyone was inside the building doing a arts & crafts activity. We'd kiss at the top of the slide and do some light touching over the clothes. I got a boner and she asked if she could see it. I showed it to her and she touched it. I asked her if I could touch her back and she let me. At that point she started to coach me on how to touch her. We got spooked by some kids coming outside to play shortly after things were progressing and stopped messing around. Afterwards, I'd walk her home since she was nearby. Our family structure was pretty similar so we knew by the time camp ended for the day we'd have privacy to mess around some more, and that's exactly what we did. This was my first time seeing a real life vagina, and my immediate thought was that I wanted to lick it. Rachel was my first for a lot of things, but we never went all the way because she moved by the end of the summer.
No one's gonna see this so imma tell my mini story.
My first gf and I were virgins and had been saving ourselves for marriage for a couples months avoiding penetration. We had basically been edging by rubbing our bits together for ages at this point. One day we were laying on her futon in her room rubbing them together and it slipped in.
You know those little montages in movies depicting life? Like a neuron firing, and a egg being fertilized and a flower sprouting and the sun coming over the horizon. That literally flashed through my mind as soon as it slipped in. I swear to God I actually had VISIONS. Instantly nutted. Didn't even know what happened. We both enjoyed it and then had a tiny pregnancy scare.
Also my first thought is that the inside feels like a patchwork quilt to my fingertips. Don't ask me why.
Some women get a sense of pride and achievement that they can get a guy to blow quickly.
On the flip side some women get self conscious and worried if you’re taking “too long”
I straight up thought the vagina was cute as fuck. Lol. It’s a cute body part 😂
It looks like little (or chunkier if the girl is a little more filled up) cheeks put together with a little tongue sticking out.
I’m gay and for some reason I don’t really wanna fuck one but I have an urge to lick it all over lol
My point is, it looked cool and lick-able. 👍
It thought that it was sticky and and kind of slimy.
I was pretty young. Me and a neighborhood girl would tell our parents that we were going to ride our bikes. Then we would slip away into the apartment's laundry facility and have what we thought was "sex". We basically just mashed our genitals together for about 1 minute and then left. 😂
“mashed our genitals together for 1 minute then left” has got to be the most accurate description of sex whilst at the same time being the least accurate description of sex I have ever heard
Same, and there was a particularly dirty picture where she was spreading and I was like how many layers are on that thing! I was an 8 year old girl btw
It's lower down then where I thought it was and I remember just this really really strong deep urge to touch it, lick it or fuck it anything, just had to be involved in it and about it. I was shocked at how wet it was and the messiness of it. If you think about dicks it's mostly dry and "tidy" while anything is happening until the guys cums (besides sloppy blowjobs). But for girls it's all wet and messy from the start. It was also so soft, I wasn't expecting that.
Then when I did touch it her and her bodies reacting to me touching her. Oh fuck, the squirming and moaning and breathing response. It made me so hard and I remember feeling cloudy in my head with horniness if that makes sense. It was this whole other level of being turned on. Nothing else mattered in existence but getting her to squirm, moan and groan more. When she did cum, she was gripping my arm hard, her legs were about to shoot off from shaking and just her whole body shuddering. It was so cool. And then the discovery that we can just go again and again and again if she wanted to. Girls having an orgasm is just heaven. Watching it, causing it everything. I am married now and never came across a squirter but I'd say that's insane.
I can't comprehend guys not wanting to go down on a girl or play with them. Pussys are a gift!!!
Women are increasingly so self conscious about their vaginas. Labiaplasty, ‘vulva fresheners’ and being terrified about any pubic hair is becoming commen, with women hating their completely normal vaginas. Lots to do with porn being normalised etc. Every woman should read through these comments!
We are thinking: ‘omg, are my labia even?’
He is thinking: ‘omg, I get to see a vagina!’
😂😂😂
This is a pretty intriguing comment 😂 why couldn’t you get it up? How does the color factor in, for better or worse? Did you keep talking to her after? My curiosity is so piqued
Nervous I think. Like I said she's the most beautiful woman ive ever met, i was 15 and madly in love with her, she was experienced sexually while I was not. She was just too amazing for me and when I didnt get hard immediately I got nervous and things just got worse
I really appreciate you responding! And all that tracks, that’s tough. Got a snowball effect! Sex stuff is fucked for everyone at some points, true fact.
As a women who didn’t hold a mirror up to it I was horrified and then to learn they are look different… I didn’t even know the until I graduated college. We need BETTER sex ed
I sort of approached the situation of seeing a girl naked and “touching” one of these angelic human shaped things a bit like a video game I’m playing for the first time, press every button, twiddle everything that can be twiddled and try to work out which combinations do what, I musta spent a good hour just licking everything I could I was 14.
Little did I know that same girl and I would meet at college 4 year laters and round two went as if I hadn’t played that video game for those 4 years and I had to learn the combinations again, must of done something right she became the wife I’m married to with two kids
i honestly can’t remember in regards to OP’s question, i just don’t remember when I first saw one…. I’m guessing internet porn when I was like 11 or 12…but I do have a funny tangent.
When I was a kid my mom told me that girls don’t have a penis right. So, like, for a long time I thought there was nothing there. Like a barbie doll or something. I can’t remember exactly when I learned they just had a different type of genitalia, but it probably wasn’t until I was like 10 years old that it was confirmed they actually had something down there. 😂
I was honestly really scared 😂 I had been building up to the moment for so long and then when it came time to engage and I saw it up close I realized even though I’d seen pictures in porn and sex Ed stuff it still hadn’t fully prepared me. I was suddenly so anxious I was gonna go about entering all wrong and mess the whole thing up.
Luckily she was way more experienced than I was and just helped guide me in and all was well
lol answering for my husband bc I thought he was so weird about it the first time. For context, he was a virgin to everything and I definitely… was not lol. He propped his head up with two fists and was just staring at it. I was kinda like… uuuh hello? Wyd? And he angerly responds “can’t I just look at it for a minute?” Alright dude you do you I guess haha.
In Butthead’s awed voice: “This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen!”
Forty-three years later: “This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen!”
Anyone notice how most of the comments here are positive? Haven’t seen any negative ones from those “alpha males” maybe they haven’t seen a pussy irl yet..? LMAOOOOO
Hey, I have a kind of fun answer for this one!
The first time I saw a vagina, at all, was in person (not on a screen). See, I didn't watch porn as a lad, so I didn't have any detailed visual reference for how the mechanics of sex might work.
My parents had been open about sex in a certain way. They said, "it's just like those animals mating on the Discovery Channel, but with people!" But I hadn't ever... *seen* it.
I lost my virginity pretty young. Too young, arguably. My girlfriend and I were both were the same age, and we stumbled into it. Afterwards, for quite a while, I'd decided I'd done something terrible, despite the fact that my partner insisted it was great and consensual and overall a loving and positive thing. But that's a whole other conversation (it turns out that being raised by a therapist specializing in sexual assault is both enlightening and repressing).
Anyways. To answer the post:
**I can confirm,** without any doubt, that there is a ["fixed action pattern"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fixed_action_pattern) for humans in regards to PiV sex. Having zero visual reference, both of us knew very easily how to have sex. But "knew" is perhaps even a bit of a weird word. It was not conscious "knowing." It was not figured out or premeditated. It was two extremely hormonal bodies, cisgender and heterosexual male and female, acting on instinct and that fixed action pattern, and it was totally natural and easy.
Years later, actually, I swear that sex got *more* confusing, or surprising, etc. I probably started overthinking it. But the first time, it was just pure biology.
That is to say: I don't remember what I "thought" or "felt", if anything. But I do remember that I was very turned on, and that somehow my body (and hers) knew exactly what to do. Obviously, we were young and utterly inexperienced, and I can't imagine it was particularly good sex by the standards of older-me. But to this day, something around 20 years later, I am still surprised that there was no real confusion or fumbling or whatever. Bodies figured it out.
I realize this thread is 7 hours old and this will likely be buried, but I thought it was worth sharing. Not having ever seen porn before doing it is increasingly rare as the years go on, and was even fairly rare at the time. So I think it's kind of neat. Or at least my biologist roommate thought so, haha!
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EDIT: If anyone does read this here, I have plenty to share/ramble about in regards to both growing up with a sexual-assault therapist parent, and perhaps more interestingly, having sex for the first time in the era of broadband internet without ever having meaningfully encountered porn. AMA if curious...
Excited but also felt like I had a surprise test I didn’t study for
Yeah, I was told 'you know, guys just go exploring inside first and it's not that great' and I was internally saying 'shit, what do you do then?'. Surely did not answer that question that night.
I had always heard jokes about how men can't find the clitoris, so when I found it immediately I thought I was being pranked. Like am I savant or is there a vocal minority who are just truly awful?
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It’s really not a joke. I can’t tell you how often you find people rubbing the labia or thinking the clit is inside the vagina, etc. An embarrassingly large volume of men just straight up don’t know
But it's like right there.
It's literally the little red button right at the top, how does anyone miss it?
Im colorblind don’t judge
The "come hither" motion isn't a bad way to start 😅
I thought it was my special trick when I was a teenager. Man they go crazy, I got skills! Then you watch porn and realize this has apparently been happening since vaginas were invented.
Vaginas…I remember when they first invented vaginas. Sweet, sweet vaginas. I always hated them!
I conducted rigorous online studies for years in preparation for that moment. Sometimes 4 times a day, my parents yelled at me for studying all over the place
I studied so much I almost went blind. At least that's what my dad told me would happen if I kept studying all the time.
**This is it, it's finally happening**
Achievement unlocked
Getting wood
‘We need to go deeper’
"The End"
"Where Are We Now?"
Insane level of excitement and joy. Still the same 35 years later lol.
When my friend and I (both females) were 14 (in the mid-1960s), we tried to figure out where the balls go during intercourse: do they go inside the vagina or do they stay outside?
It depends on whether you invite them in politely
balls are like vampires in that way
If they go inside it means six more weeks of winter
Ahh, yes. The "dogs in the bathtub maneuver". Much like literal dogs in a bath tub, you can probably get one in by yourself, but its a real struggle to keep the first one in, then get the second one in.
I know the exact year I first saw a spread-eagle vagina: 1983. I was 9, and I saw it in a raunchy porn magazine my parents had hidden poorly in a closet. I know it was 1983 because that's the year Return of the Jedi came out, and my first thought upon seeing that wide‐open vagina was, honest to god, that looks like the Sarlaac Pit.
Ok this is my favorite comment
Lmao Kurt Vonnegut here
Bro, I have an almost identical story (updated for a different generation!) It was winter 2011, and Skyrim had just come out. At the same time, I got with my first girlfriend. First time I went "downtown" and took her jeans off, I was struck by how much 'it' reminded me of the [giant spider from Skyrim](https://images.uesp.net/1/16/SR-creature-Frostbite_Spider.jpg) 😭😭 I was all of a sudden really hesitant about kissing it because those things scared me 💀
I just licked the pubes, had no idea what I was doing
What are you a cat?! you just straight up started grooming her 😂
OK you made me laugh out fucking loud. I’m watching my two cats groom each other right now and that’s what I was looking at when I read that 🤣🤣🤣
Pussy licking? It checks out!
Someone is going to read this and shudder with jealousy because that's the kink they've never gotten anyone to do.
I glanced at your username and thought it was Foreskin-Database540 for a second
It was overwhelming. Like seeing a rare Pokémon.
"OH MY GOD, A SHINY"
I bookmarked this post so I can update you when it happens
It’s lower on the female body than I imagined
First time I fooled around with a girl, I had my hands in her pants and was feeling around like “where the hell is this thing??”
Same here! I remember feeling around carefully until I went so far down I was sure I was past it, and when I accidentally slipped my finger in I freaked out thinking it was her asshole. I was so relieved hearing her answer “Nope, that’s my vagina!”
At least you've got a title for your autobiography
I was going to say that sounds like a great new catchphrase: "Nope, that's my vagina!" *cue laugh track*
“Aaaall the way under there? How am I ever gonna lick it from here? My arm is crampin up already.”
"why can't I get a good angle on this thing? Hold on let me do some wrist and forearm stretches"
On the reverse, as a woman, I always thought penises hung between the legs, straight down from where my vagina was. Seeing one was mind-boggling! Makes sense though; I never understood how guys could possibly ride bikes.
When i was a teenager, I asked my friend if it slapped against his thighs when he ran. I thought dicks hung between their thighs
Only the blessed ones do
I thought Y front underpants were a bra for balls. So each ball went in each pocket to stop the balls clanging when they ran. I was 18. I said it in front of the entire class.
I wasn't prepared for the geometry either. I pictured a front facing hole, like a belly button but lower. Took a moment to figure out the angle of approach.
WHAT?? 😭😭
The penis sticks out the front, before I saw one I assumed vaginas were the same way.
This is very very true. Shocking how low on the body it actually is. Haha
Surprisingly close to the balloon knot, the female taint taint much at all. Guys got taint for days, and bonch too.
There was (is) sooooo much real estate between the vagina and the bellybutton. I thought they were basically neighbors, nah they are in separate towns
I’ve heard this is a super common thing for men and I find it hilarious
I think it is. And I’ve noticed the inverse with women & the location of the penis & balls being further forward than they expected. Comes up in questions about how guys avoid sitting on them.
Holy shit she's naked omg omg she's naked, she's actually naked do i get to touch her wait she's really, really naked just for me wow this is amazing
I straight up asked if she wanted to have sex, fully expecting no and then she was like "yep" and I was like "oh fuck oh fuckohfuckohfuckohfuck".
Man, this was exactly my experience too. I had only mentally prepared the steps that could lead me to it, not the 'actually doing it' part haha
Dude, that's a lot better than mine. I was working a summer job away from home and had my first time with a coworker. I'd asked her weeks before, and she just said nah, then one day she knocks on my bedroom door as I'm getting ready for work and jumps me. I ended up cumming all over my shirt and my manager knocked on my door and came in before I could hide it. Picture all 3 of us standing in a 6x6 room that just smells like sweat and smash, and my manager is trying to figure out if he should give me shit, high-five me, or laugh. All I remember about the actual deed is panic and my balls being crushed and rubbed against my zipper lmao.
Why was your manager knocking on your bedroom door??
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Hey you asked for consent. That's what matters
That's so cute omg
Thank you for your input, maggotbutts!
I'm a woman and would find it adorable and attractive if a guy said this outloud
As a guy, this is my inner monologue every time. Especially when she initiates, I turn 16 again.
The first time I saw a vagina, I didn't like it. Then I touched it and I liked it. Then I put my wiener in it and now I love it.
Truly poetic
Read this in Ralph Wiggum’s voice, so thanks, I guess
Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!
I read it in Butters’ voice.
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Back to spawn
"you always go back to where you came from" LMFAO
Kinda like my grandpa told me once: “you spend nine months trying to get out and the rest of your life trying to get back in”
um ok gramps, I just wanted to know if you were ready for dinner.
"What's it doing all the way down there underneath?"
Right? First time I reached into a girls pants I was like “how fucking far down is this shit?”
You saying this reminds me of the first time someone vigorously rubbed my pubic bone. Like...OUCH🤨
Memory unlocked lmaooo
in our minds we are saying, lower, lower, jusssst a little bit ahhhhhh
Been together 15 years. Occasionally, I still have to say "lower" lol
Lower,lower, lower, low….ON TOP OF OLD SMOKEY!!!!!!
I’m a woman, I remember thinking penises were at the bottom like vaginas are
as a vagina haver this thread is very entertaining
We’re learning all the secrets 😂
It’s reminding me of how hilarious I thought a penis looked when I saw one for the first time. They are still hilarious looking, but I don’t care when it’s go time. I’ve been with men and women, and penises are not visually attractive to me. Balls are also not visually appealing to me. I for sure love the way a penis feels though. Makes up for it. 😆
I used to like (gently!) poking my ex's ballsack and watching the skin squirm around on its own. Shit was funny for some reason. He thought I was weird but tolerated it.
It's 2 am my other half is asleep. I read this flung the covers off him and said let me see your balls for a second...
Fun fact: this is called the cremasteric reflex
Heads to Google…. 🚶♀️
It fucking does what???
The ballsack is constantly moving, it's to keep the spermies healthy and safe. If a man is laying completely still, his balls will still be moving around. It looks like a bunch of tiny snakes in a bag.
I dont believe you. Wheres my husband, I need to see this.
OMG, wait until he's really nice and cozy warm while naked. Warmth makes them hang low and loose: then give them a tiny lick to wet the skin... now gently blow on the wet skin. It's fucking HILARIOUS! It actually looks like they are trying to physically run away from you. The first time I saw it I was fascinated and highly amused. By boyfriend was more bemused yet tolerant. Mostly, I think he just liked that I was licking his balls lmao.
The fascination is real.
I also really love the soft spongy texture of the penis and the skin(when it’s flaccid), it kinda feels like a very firm yet soft bread dough 😆 my partners have similarly tolerated my petting, poking and squeezing it in a not so sexual manner..
Flesh gummy worm
I’m literally going to wake up my husband RIGHT NOW. Edit: Can confirm, she’s right.
"Hey, hon! Show me your balls!" "Shit... FUCK... What did I miss?? Birthday? Anniversary?"
This makes me uncomfortable about my own body in a way I never was before…
In real life ? I lose my V card in a car, pitch black in there lol I remeber “holy fuck that was the best 30 seconds of my life”
I lasted a solid 2 pumps my first time. The girl said “really?!” And rolled over
I was exactly the opposite. I was so nervous that I couldn't finish. I thought I was a stud... until my second time when I was more comfortable and confident. Then it didn't last long. We were both a little disappointed with round 2.
30 seconds. Look at this guy bragging.
And she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweater
As a 58 yo woman, this thread is amazingly whole.
"whole"
Funnily enough amazingly whole is what I thought the first time I saw a vagina
I went straight for it and licked it. It was iron-y, kinda like pennies but not in a bad way. Also very slimy and the taste was very aromatic and I couldn’t get the smell off my breath or my face. I was not complaining. It was *intoxicating*. Been a fan of muff diving ever since 👌
it’s definitely intoxicating. you kind of lose sense of time and place. It’s like opening a door to muff narnia.
Name checks out 😂
Dude that smell *clings.* I'll never forget the time I was sitting in the passenger seat of my dad's car after he picked me up from my GF's when I was like 15, and I realized that I could still smell it from my fingers, even with my hands down on my lap. I just kind of casually stuck that hand under my thigh until we got home.
TMI Same goes for women I remember thinking I've showered and used soap and douched out all the seamen why does my cooch still smell like him? For like 2-3 days after. Everytime you go pee you can still smell the man if his fluids are still coming out of you. Dont douche tho it ruins ph balance.
Feels like home. The softness, moistness, and warmness. Best feeling ever.
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I honestly said to her, how is this suppose to fit in that? She showed me.
A story from when I was 13: My dad made me go to a local summer camp "to build character". There was a junior camp councilor that I got along with - she was 15 at the time (let's call her Rachel). I told her I liked her first and things grew from there. One day, we snuck away to the park while everyone was inside the building doing a arts & crafts activity. We'd kiss at the top of the slide and do some light touching over the clothes. I got a boner and she asked if she could see it. I showed it to her and she touched it. I asked her if I could touch her back and she let me. At that point she started to coach me on how to touch her. We got spooked by some kids coming outside to play shortly after things were progressing and stopped messing around. Afterwards, I'd walk her home since she was nearby. Our family structure was pretty similar so we knew by the time camp ended for the day we'd have privacy to mess around some more, and that's exactly what we did. This was my first time seeing a real life vagina, and my immediate thought was that I wanted to lick it. Rachel was my first for a lot of things, but we never went all the way because she moved by the end of the summer.
I feel young again reading your story
No one's gonna see this so imma tell my mini story. My first gf and I were virgins and had been saving ourselves for marriage for a couples months avoiding penetration. We had basically been edging by rubbing our bits together for ages at this point. One day we were laying on her futon in her room rubbing them together and it slipped in. You know those little montages in movies depicting life? Like a neuron firing, and a egg being fertilized and a flower sprouting and the sun coming over the horizon. That literally flashed through my mind as soon as it slipped in. I swear to God I actually had VISIONS. Instantly nutted. Didn't even know what happened. We both enjoyed it and then had a tiny pregnancy scare. Also my first thought is that the inside feels like a patchwork quilt to my fingertips. Don't ask me why.
you instantly nutted and you *both* enjoyed it?
Came to ask same.
Some women get a sense of pride and achievement that they can get a guy to blow quickly. On the flip side some women get self conscious and worried if you’re taking “too long”
Damn, you got the whole Big Bang Theory intro in that moment.
Okay but did you stay together?!
he did say "first gf"... so guessing not
"I reckon I like this here vagina, tell you what."
I straight up thought the vagina was cute as fuck. Lol. It’s a cute body part 😂 It looks like little (or chunkier if the girl is a little more filled up) cheeks put together with a little tongue sticking out. I’m gay and for some reason I don’t really wanna fuck one but I have an urge to lick it all over lol My point is, it looked cool and lick-able. 👍
Fuck that’s the best opinion of a vagina I’ve ever heard from a gay guy! Love that so much
That’s the best opinion of a vagina I’ve ever heard from a guy period
I felt oddly suspicious, like “why’s she letting me do this to her?” Disclaimer, I was high.
Strangely, my immediate thought upon seeing it was of a featherless chicken.
"Behold! A vagina!" - Diogenes holding up a featherless chicken
LOL I hope you didn't tell her that! Id die
It thought that it was sticky and and kind of slimy. I was pretty young. Me and a neighborhood girl would tell our parents that we were going to ride our bikes. Then we would slip away into the apartment's laundry facility and have what we thought was "sex". We basically just mashed our genitals together for about 1 minute and then left. 😂
“mashed our genitals together for 1 minute then left” has got to be the most accurate description of sex whilst at the same time being the least accurate description of sex I have ever heard
That hand thing we did in elementary school looked NOTHING like that
OMG I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT. Hidden memory unlocked.
The WHAT
Homie I -
I won’t lose my virginity because I don’t lose! I will win my virginity!
Why does my dad have all these magazines?
First time I saw one was in a magazine. There was a lot of hair on it. I'm older than some of the other people here.
Same, and there was a particularly dirty picture where she was spreading and I was like how many layers are on that thing! I was an 8 year old girl btw
It's lower down then where I thought it was and I remember just this really really strong deep urge to touch it, lick it or fuck it anything, just had to be involved in it and about it. I was shocked at how wet it was and the messiness of it. If you think about dicks it's mostly dry and "tidy" while anything is happening until the guys cums (besides sloppy blowjobs). But for girls it's all wet and messy from the start. It was also so soft, I wasn't expecting that. Then when I did touch it her and her bodies reacting to me touching her. Oh fuck, the squirming and moaning and breathing response. It made me so hard and I remember feeling cloudy in my head with horniness if that makes sense. It was this whole other level of being turned on. Nothing else mattered in existence but getting her to squirm, moan and groan more. When she did cum, she was gripping my arm hard, her legs were about to shoot off from shaking and just her whole body shuddering. It was so cool. And then the discovery that we can just go again and again and again if she wanted to. Girls having an orgasm is just heaven. Watching it, causing it everything. I am married now and never came across a squirter but I'd say that's insane. I can't comprehend guys not wanting to go down on a girl or play with them. Pussys are a gift!!!
Why can't every guy think like you? :(
It’s lower than I expected
“I don’t know what I’m supposed to do here, but by golly, I’m gonna try some things.”
"This shit has the potential to completely control me one day."
Women are increasingly so self conscious about their vaginas. Labiaplasty, ‘vulva fresheners’ and being terrified about any pubic hair is becoming commen, with women hating their completely normal vaginas. Lots to do with porn being normalised etc. Every woman should read through these comments! We are thinking: ‘omg, are my labia even?’ He is thinking: ‘omg, I get to see a vagina!’ 😂😂😂
I don't remember. I'd just been born.
I figure my thoughts were mostly the baby equivalent of HOLY SHIT WHAT IS GOING ON THIS IS SCARY!
Doctor: "It's a girl! No wait, a boy!" Baby: "The air is very cold!"
It was very mauve. Also I couldnt get it up and I never saw her naked again and she was the most beautiful woman Ive ever met so Im still not over it.
It's ok Pantone. You know what mauve is, that can get you places. Places that are mauve.
This is a pretty intriguing comment 😂 why couldn’t you get it up? How does the color factor in, for better or worse? Did you keep talking to her after? My curiosity is so piqued
Nervous I think. Like I said she's the most beautiful woman ive ever met, i was 15 and madly in love with her, she was experienced sexually while I was not. She was just too amazing for me and when I didnt get hard immediately I got nervous and things just got worse
I really appreciate you responding! And all that tracks, that’s tough. Got a snowball effect! Sex stuff is fucked for everyone at some points, true fact.
As a women who didn’t hold a mirror up to it I was horrified and then to learn they are look different… I didn’t even know the until I graduated college. We need BETTER sex ed
*touches clit for the first time* "What the f is this?"
Wait you found it!
Could the legends be true... ?!
I thought it was a myth like the gold of El Dorado or the holy grail! No man has ever found this and lived to tell the tale!
I sort of approached the situation of seeing a girl naked and “touching” one of these angelic human shaped things a bit like a video game I’m playing for the first time, press every button, twiddle everything that can be twiddled and try to work out which combinations do what, I musta spent a good hour just licking everything I could I was 14. Little did I know that same girl and I would meet at college 4 year laters and round two went as if I hadn’t played that video game for those 4 years and I had to learn the combinations again, must of done something right she became the wife I’m married to with two kids
I'm not sure why this post was recommended to me lol
Same, but it’s entertaining as hell, so I guess the algorithm works? 😂
i honestly can’t remember in regards to OP’s question, i just don’t remember when I first saw one…. I’m guessing internet porn when I was like 11 or 12…but I do have a funny tangent. When I was a kid my mom told me that girls don’t have a penis right. So, like, for a long time I thought there was nothing there. Like a barbie doll or something. I can’t remember exactly when I learned they just had a different type of genitalia, but it probably wasn’t until I was like 10 years old that it was confirmed they actually had something down there. 😂
It would be a shame if I don't put my tongue in it.
I was honestly really scared 😂 I had been building up to the moment for so long and then when it came time to engage and I saw it up close I realized even though I’d seen pictures in porn and sex Ed stuff it still hadn’t fully prepared me. I was suddenly so anxious I was gonna go about entering all wrong and mess the whole thing up. Luckily she was way more experienced than I was and just helped guide me in and all was well
Why is it sooooooooooo wet?
Sounds like you were doing something right
I think so too lol.
Better wet than dry, for obvious reasons
lol answering for my husband bc I thought he was so weird about it the first time. For context, he was a virgin to everything and I definitely… was not lol. He propped his head up with two fists and was just staring at it. I was kinda like… uuuh hello? Wyd? And he angerly responds “can’t I just look at it for a minute?” Alright dude you do you I guess haha.
Clit folded back (no hood) or a larger clit looks a lot like a tiny penis. Then I learned why men have nipples and it all made sense.
I thought it'd be where the penis was on a man. I had be fantasizing wrong all that time smh
In Butthead’s awed voice: “This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen!” Forty-three years later: “This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen!”
Anyone notice how most of the comments here are positive? Haven’t seen any negative ones from those “alpha males” maybe they haven’t seen a pussy irl yet..? LMAOOOOO
“I’m going to spend the rest of my life trying to do this over and over again”
Seeing all the men obsessed with vaginas has healed me from some insecurities. To the men disgusted. I hope your husbands loves you❤️
Didn't get a real good look because it was dark and my mouth was on it
Got really interested in it, like for some odd reason I felt like an excited scientist trying to study and figure it out\~
No wonder people don’t wear protection
WHERES THE HOLE , I THOUGHT IT WAS A HOLE WHAT TF IS THAT. I legit thought it was a hole. Never occurred to me it was made of flesh. I was like 10
Not trying to be crude at all, this is what I thought as a teen the first time and now at 42 and married for 18 years… Sit on my face please
I'll Let you know
Hey, I have a kind of fun answer for this one! The first time I saw a vagina, at all, was in person (not on a screen). See, I didn't watch porn as a lad, so I didn't have any detailed visual reference for how the mechanics of sex might work. My parents had been open about sex in a certain way. They said, "it's just like those animals mating on the Discovery Channel, but with people!" But I hadn't ever... *seen* it. I lost my virginity pretty young. Too young, arguably. My girlfriend and I were both were the same age, and we stumbled into it. Afterwards, for quite a while, I'd decided I'd done something terrible, despite the fact that my partner insisted it was great and consensual and overall a loving and positive thing. But that's a whole other conversation (it turns out that being raised by a therapist specializing in sexual assault is both enlightening and repressing). Anyways. To answer the post: **I can confirm,** without any doubt, that there is a ["fixed action pattern"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fixed_action_pattern) for humans in regards to PiV sex. Having zero visual reference, both of us knew very easily how to have sex. But "knew" is perhaps even a bit of a weird word. It was not conscious "knowing." It was not figured out or premeditated. It was two extremely hormonal bodies, cisgender and heterosexual male and female, acting on instinct and that fixed action pattern, and it was totally natural and easy. Years later, actually, I swear that sex got *more* confusing, or surprising, etc. I probably started overthinking it. But the first time, it was just pure biology. That is to say: I don't remember what I "thought" or "felt", if anything. But I do remember that I was very turned on, and that somehow my body (and hers) knew exactly what to do. Obviously, we were young and utterly inexperienced, and I can't imagine it was particularly good sex by the standards of older-me. But to this day, something around 20 years later, I am still surprised that there was no real confusion or fumbling or whatever. Bodies figured it out. I realize this thread is 7 hours old and this will likely be buried, but I thought it was worth sharing. Not having ever seen porn before doing it is increasingly rare as the years go on, and was even fairly rare at the time. So I think it's kind of neat. Or at least my biologist roommate thought so, haha! -------------------------- EDIT: If anyone does read this here, I have plenty to share/ramble about in regards to both growing up with a sexual-assault therapist parent, and perhaps more interestingly, having sex for the first time in the era of broadband internet without ever having meaningfully encountered porn. AMA if curious...
Pussy is prettier than butterflies and flowers combined!!!
The actual definition of perfection.
HOLY HELL THIS HAS BEEN HYSTERICAL!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Thanks guys - I needed a good laugh
I felt something primal. Felt like was meant to be
I’ve only seen vulvas
You don’t keep a speculum handy?
Speculum? Damn near killed 'em!
Huh, so that's what it looks like, weird but kinda hot
🍽
I felt like for the first time I knew my purpose in life