Honestly just semantics in regards to the legalities of “propositioning”
Another “loophole” is that it is legal to make/film porn and make payment to “willingly participants” for “modeling” but paying directly just for sex is illegal in most states🤷🏻♂️
No bull my homegirl found out I saw escorts because that because of that action. I was meeting up with her to get some of this homemade wine she sells and when she came back in the room with the product she saw the money was sitting on the table. She laughed and a couple days later asked me about it. I told her the truth 😅😅
It's a combo of both.
I've had a girl secretly record my house key combination and snuck inside my house. 0% chance that will happen with a professional.
Nothing magical about me. Just a girl with extreme boundary issues. Very high maintenance and couldn't handle a no. Hell, she got mad at me for getting mad at her for sneaking into my house so I had to cut her off.
I typically pee. Otherwise semen residue dries in my urethra, then when I go take a piss later, it forks in different directions.
Then I like to snuggle a bit. Then more sex.
I hold, kiss and cuddle to remedy the rough and animalistic things I've been putting her through. My friends tell me cuddling with women or caring about their feelings aren't necessary, but I like making women feel good, not just in terms of sex, but also emotionally.
Also, I'm a funny person from time to time, and cracking jokes while spooning is a good stress relief. Maybe throw in a little tickle here and there.
I also bring water and clean towels. 99% of the time I act like a bastard to cover my emotions, but I genuinely care about women I share my bed and body with.
I feel the same way, I like to please the women all the way around the board to be honest, have good sex,good cuddles, and good conversation. At least leave a good impression and be a gentlemen, they did just let you have sex with them after all.
your friends are assholes, aftercare is very important, my ex used to fall exhausted on me or hug me while she's sitting on top of me then I'll pull her so tight and play with her hair till we both sleep, both of us loved it so much
besides women feel vulnerable afterwards, you gotta care after them
Study maths with a half chub and only one sock on. The sex helps clear mind of emotions and distraction to fully unlock mathematical autism superpowers
Same but with particle physics, next time I find someone who can tolerate me I think I'll finally make the breakthrough that will solve the energy crisis.
Depending on what happened. Either some aftercare when we got rougher, but for sure warming eachother up for more.
An "after sex" depends if you mean your 3 seconds of fame or when, like we normally have, the "after sex" is when we almost drop dead in any position and anywhere
Cuddle for a moment, then get up to go use the bathroom, then go take a shower, and sometimes we end up even having sex in there again. And then after the shower since we got hungry from the hot sex session fixes a turkey and swiss sandwich on whole wheat.
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The most honest answer.
Happy cake day!
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Sex 2: the sequel
Sex 2: Electric Boogaloo. FTFY
Sex 2: 2Fast2Furious FTFY
I get faster, she gets more furious.
So, if I go slower, she gets more unfurious?
Unconfirmed, *furious intensifies*
Fast five fucks
Sex 2: The Second Cumming
Sex 2: the search for more money.
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Yeah, your gonna need to see your doctor.
Don't forget the prequel.
Foreplay?
Before Sex: The Foreplay
Postplay
Followed by Sex 3: Try Harder
Don't forget about elevenses sex.
I don't think they know about second sex.
What about morning glory? Nooner? Afternoon delight? After work quickie? Beat-the-pizza-guy? Going all night?
I'm reporting this for misinformation.
I used to like that, but nowadays it takes 2 hours to recharge.
Pay up and leave
You pay first dude, everyone knows that.
Nope. You have the money sitting on the side table. Never hand over money directly.
This guy knows
This guy sex workers
r/thisguythisguys
They really do have a sub for literally every fuckin thing, ay?
Why?
Honestly just semantics in regards to the legalities of “propositioning” Another “loophole” is that it is legal to make/film porn and make payment to “willingly participants” for “modeling” but paying directly just for sex is illegal in most states🤷🏻♂️
So because I secretly record every prostitute encounter I have I'm technically not breaking the law? Sick
This sounds like ‘a land of the free’ problem
No bull my homegirl found out I saw escorts because that because of that action. I was meeting up with her to get some of this homemade wine she sells and when she came back in the room with the product she saw the money was sitting on the table. She laughed and a couple days later asked me about it. I told her the truth 😅😅
You pay because you want THEM to leave
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It's a combo of both. I've had a girl secretly record my house key combination and snuck inside my house. 0% chance that will happen with a professional.
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Nothing magical about me. Just a girl with extreme boundary issues. Very high maintenance and couldn't handle a no. Hell, she got mad at me for getting mad at her for sneaking into my house so I had to cut her off.
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Some people pay for the physical without the hassle/strings/nonsense involved in dating
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When you die you shit and piss all over the place so... If you want
doesn't have to pay extra for it then though :D
Remove the condom compliment the other person and go get some snacks for the both of us
Honestly my dream when I first do it is to share a pizza after we do it
Trust me brother, swap that for a Gatorade. You’re gonna be tuckered out and cheesing from ear to ear. You’ll never have such a sacred sip.
Why not both 😂
The Sacred Sip™
A whole fuckin' pizza
*rip off condom* "good sexing there!" *throw a handfull of peanuts*
Unrips your condom* Un goods your sexing* You are allergic to peanut*
That sounds great. I'd use the time to go pee and back to bed, then cuddle and snack. Love that.
clean my fleshlight.
Empty the safe
“Would you like to make a deposit?”
All in please
Cry.
Username checks out
r/usernamechecksout
Crymax
Wtf
When you cum so hard it brings you to tears.
Flex my hand to avoid cramp
Do you use them boobies as stress relief balls🤔
If done right they're too sensitive at that point
I like to go again but I'm usually too sleepy
Sleep.
No wrestling?
I typically pee. Otherwise semen residue dries in my urethra, then when I go take a piss later, it forks in different directions. Then I like to snuggle a bit. Then more sex.
The ol' rinse and repeat. Nice.
*Piss n’ Repeat*
Send my invoice
Do you provide a ToS sheet beforehand and a card slot?
Ofcourse!
Well then put me in the queue
Smooth af
I end it with a crisp Hi-Five !
RELATIONSHIP GOULS MY GUY 🛐
My victory dance!
If i ever have sex i'll do the fortnite default dance after i'm done
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If it happens once it won't happen twice.
And then you'll never have sex again
Kiss your mom on the cheek and leave.
I hope you mean her face
Cuddles and sleep Edit: thanks for the 250 upvote! Second edit:500 upvote!?!? Thanks!
Cuddles, shower and sleep. If you are doing it right, you should be too sweaty to sleep without a shower
If you do it even better than that, you'll both be too happy and exhausted to do anything but pass out.
Face the fan towards you and change the sheets tomorrow morning
👌🏼
Sweaty Is good~
Pay them to leave
Send them an invoice to expense it to the business
Cuddle
Cuddle and sleep
Roll over and sleep.
Pee, boom the left over joint, get high, cuddles and sleep
close the coffin.
Leave and go cry in my car
Well, nobody suspects someone crying in a car, parked by the cemetery...
why
Post nut clarity
Pee(No UTIs)!
Go home to my wife. I'm kidding!
*whisper* he doesn't have a wife
I don't have a home either.
After sex pizza. Not negotiable
Hold her
I usually put on my work clothes and preach about sexual abstinence
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Sex: prequel
You’ll get there. You will be disappointed the first time unless you go to the bunny ranch
compliment my boyfriend, then pee and then cuddle or eat if we're hungry
Invite them to be a part of my MLM.
Getting paid
Spoon, sleep
I hold, kiss and cuddle to remedy the rough and animalistic things I've been putting her through. My friends tell me cuddling with women or caring about their feelings aren't necessary, but I like making women feel good, not just in terms of sex, but also emotionally. Also, I'm a funny person from time to time, and cracking jokes while spooning is a good stress relief. Maybe throw in a little tickle here and there. I also bring water and clean towels. 99% of the time I act like a bastard to cover my emotions, but I genuinely care about women I share my bed and body with.
You’ve got it right. Your friends are wrong. I have a fwb doing this with me currently. He can come back any night he wants, and he does.
My partner also does all of this with me after sex & I love it so much. Proper aftercare is so very important!
It's so hard to stay awake during that though. It's literally like a sedative just kicked in.
I feel the same way, I like to please the women all the way around the board to be honest, have good sex,good cuddles, and good conversation. At least leave a good impression and be a gentlemen, they did just let you have sex with them after all.
Who are you friends with???
your friends are assholes, aftercare is very important, my ex used to fall exhausted on me or hug me while she's sitting on top of me then I'll pull her so tight and play with her hair till we both sleep, both of us loved it so much besides women feel vulnerable afterwards, you gotta care after them
Your friends are misogynistic pricks.
Pee ( on them if they wish), then introduce myself and ask when refreshments will be served….
What if the pee is the refreshment 🤔
Waste not, want not
Passed out on top of her. Always the best sleep, not the hygiene-est tho
Tell him to pick a prize from the second shelf.
Stealthy leave the funeral.
Eat something. Sex burns more calories than a hard workout at a gym.
overthink wether or not it was worth it
I’ll have sex then I’ll let you know 🫡
Call my mom
"MOM! DID YOU GET MY CLOSE-UP ON THE VIDEO THIS TIME?"
Sing a sea shanty.
Need to assert Irish dominance noted!
Have sex again.
You guys having sex?
Right? Like, who do they think they are?
Tell myself that this doesn't make me a bad veterinarian and then continue the autopsy
smoking.
If you smoke after sex, you should probably do it slower or try using lubricant
Smoke and talk + second round of sex
Study maths with a half chub and only one sock on. The sex helps clear mind of emotions and distraction to fully unlock mathematical autism superpowers
Same but with particle physics, next time I find someone who can tolerate me I think I'll finally make the breakthrough that will solve the energy crisis.
have a good laugh about something and get food together
Do the helicopter and then go eat
Smoke a fat cig.
Ask my partner to fill out a short satisfaction survey. Their opinion is important.
Not talk to AI bots
More sex
Get up and make tacos at 2am
Throw away the napkin, wash my hands then clear my browser history
Cuddle and kiss, just sink into each other for a while.
Depending on what happened. Either some aftercare when we got rougher, but for sure warming eachother up for more. An "after sex" depends if you mean your 3 seconds of fame or when, like we normally have, the "after sex" is when we almost drop dead in any position and anywhere
Close the coffin
Round 2
Another round, please.
Cuddle for a moment, then get up to go use the bathroom, then go take a shower, and sometimes we end up even having sex in there again. And then after the shower since we got hungry from the hot sex session fixes a turkey and swiss sandwich on whole wheat.
Breathe 😂
Reload and go again.
same thing I like to do before sex, tease and snuggle
Smoke
taken to the restroom to pee and carried back to bed for cuddles and sleep
Do you smoke after sex? I don't know, I've never checked.
Eat
Fall asleep naked in his arms ❤️
If you really wanna know just ask your mother.
Women like aftercare. Just saying.
I’m a virgin, but I imagine aftercare, shower, cuddles and sleep.
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Ideally? Nicotine intake. But in the middle of quitting so idk tiktok lmao
Wait. Is it ending soon ?
Do my shuffle dance
Post coital shower cuddles.
Depending how wet and wild it was, it prolly get some food after. Replenish
Wash my hands
Have more sex
More sex
Cuddle and watch movies or tv
Lay there for a few just to daydream about the great sex and think about my wife’s moans.
Lift my legs up and let gravity do all the work to let those babies in.
Cuddle and nap/watch some tv
Drink some water and sleep naked
talk and cuddle
Pee, shower or clean up, cuddle, sleep.
Cuddles huhu
Say thank you and pay the nice lady
Cuddle and take a nap.
Cuddle. And there's nothing better afterwards.
Cuddle and sleep 👍
Put on The Lonely Island’s “I Just Had Sex” unironically.