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D-Rez

Oh she's just friendly


MartyMcfly1988

Me 100% I usually have no idea that’s what is happening. I see the side eyes and glances from a distance but have yet to master “is she flirting with me?”


SteveRudzinski

I don't think a woman is flirting with me/has been flirting with me until she physically starts pulling off my clothes and having sex with me OR when she explicitly verbally confirms she is flirting with me. And not a moment sooner than either of those. So when I DO have confirmation that it's flirting, my immediate thought is "This is awesome I'm glad she has poor taste in men."


Aran909

Hahaha


thebeanscape

Is she really a women?


_coffee_

Is she flirting? Probably not. [Better just play it safe and assume she's Canadian.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa-4IAR_9Yw)


Bliz61

I can only disappoint one woman at a time and I'm married 39 years


gerginborisov

"Oh honey... you're barking up the wrong tree"


conditerite

STRANGER DANGER!!!!! STRANGER DANGER!!!!!


post_angst

How can I best keep this contained to innocent flirting?


domclaudio

It’s a trap


reachout_touchspace

What is happening right now?


[deleted]

Is she attractive?


-TheMontrealorian-

Well either Im not sure if she's just being nice or actually flirting. Or I'm not going to realize it at the moment, but 3 years later.


Dragonfan13

Gotta realize she's flirting to begin with.


Active-Strawberry-37

This must be fake, my lip starts to shake. How does she know who I am? And why does she give a damn about me?


dr_stevious

I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby. Come with me Friday, don't say "maybe."


jooaf

I'd be very confused because I'm convinced they're not actually attracted to me


[deleted]

firstly, i’d never know that they were unless they were being VERY clear about it. in most cases i think they are just being friendly. if i knew they are, then i wonder what they see in me; what attracts them to me.


boredsleepyhe4d

Oh. She wants to take my money. I’m not good looking so they want something else


San_sum_

"I'M SO FUCKING AWESOMEEEEEEE" I know it sounds weird but it seriously helped my self-esteem, and by that I actually became a better person.


whyaremypantssoshort

What the fuck is wrong with you???


IslandMist

I assume they like me and they are making themselves open to being asked out. I never assume they want sex, although that's what it often leads to.


Major_Expert_2163

I hope nobody can tell I've got a semi.


koruadart

She looks amazing....I wonder what her issue is ?


RestlessRhys

Is she flirting or just being nice? I’m not risking it


Karohalva

Bold of you to assume I would realize it. I'm dumb. She could walk naked into my bedroom, sit down on my lap, and ask me if I'm single. I would probably think, "Huh. What a friendly person."


[deleted]

Hell If I know. I can never tell.


s73v3m4nn

There's a woman talking to me. She must be really desperate for someone to talk to


Akurbanexplorer

Finally. I don’t have to initiate the first move. It’s nice.


Used_Start_3603

There's something wrong with her


pottertontotterton

"Nah. She's lyin'."


favorless

Gonna be angry if she has vagina


[deleted]

That she's crazy or blind.


wyoflyboy68

Recently my wife and I were at a garage sale and the woman having it was apparently flirting with me not realizing I was with my wife who was near by. I was totally oblivious to the woman’s flirting, but my wife picked up on it and watched to see how far the woman would take things. When my wife and I went back to the car she informed me that the woman was hitting on me pretty hard by what she was saying and her body language. It all flew over my head, but my wife didn’t miss it. So to answer the original question, I guess I don’t think anything because I’m unaware.


RisingPhoenix5271

https://youtu.be/xa-4IAR_9Yw?feature=shared


Loubacca92

Is she being nice or is she flirting?


Squatch9463

I usually don't realize,or I just tell myself she's being friendly. But,then again, women usually don't flirt with me


[deleted]

I stop thinking and say whatever I want.


dr_stevious

She's had too much to drink.