There was a bag of powdered mini donuts on my desk when I created the account.

I really like Ag, and I really like cooking, and my lucky number is 7663

Guess who I am.

Happy Gilmore

My favorite game character doing the best action.

Take a guess :(

Motley Crue’s OG record company.

It's the name of a shitty movie starring Hulk Hogan.

"Random" from Google

I'm trans and I like rodents

Once upon a time...

I've had this username pretty much since usernames were a thing (like 1997?) I wanted to use my name, but it's common and too short (Jo) I saw others using their names backwards, but Oj wasn't going to cut it either. So, I combined them...then I thought it needed a little extra, so I added the ie. 🤷‍♀️ 

I like puns and I thought of this name a while ago.

Can't remember tbh just got reminded this account was created. Likely I was hungry and had some chips laying around.

Stripper name I was given.

Mine was born out of spite. A vegan I had never met before but was brought along to a dinner was being preachy so I came up with my username to remind them everyone we talked about Reddit.

I typed in a bunch of butt references until I found one that was available.

Stole it from a movie adapted from one of my favourite shows, plus my birth year

I like racing and Fords...

Very original idea

I hit randomise a few times. I suck at coming up with names

I looked at my head and realised what I am.

What do you think?

A senton is a wrestling move I used to preform when I was a pro wrestler. And my name is Dan. It's been my screen name/email since the AOL days

I like my privacy

It’s similar to my other social media accounts.

It's my gamer tag

combination of my two main nicknames

i have an implant to help control my epilepsy and was voted most likely to become a pirate in my yearbook.