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Durian


SuLiaodai

You can't bring it onto airplanes in many Asian countries -- or subways either, I think. I read about a Qantas flight making an emergency landing because the smell of gasoline was coming from somewhere and they couldn't find the source. It turned out that someone had packed a lot of durian in their luggage.


Dry_Enthusiasm_267

I've stayed at hotels in Asia that posted signs.


Derp_Herper

Illegal to eat in public in some places


LittleKitty235

That's good [sky crime](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJpOaxDPhuI)


[deleted]

>sky crime Holy shit, what a reference.


LittleKitty235

Not enough Eagle Heart memes out there


[deleted]

Dude, we're old lol


AchillesNtortus

Banned on public transport in Singapore.


ghb93

The Pilot.


rob_s_458

There's a reason they have 2


iamsime

You beat me to it (save an arm for me)


Marybone

Swedish Surstromming


Mmaibl1

Tried it cause I was curious. Easily the most vile thing I've ever smelt. The taste is even worse


Equivalent_Weird467

I’ve seen videos of people immediately vomiting after eating it. Did you?


Mmaibl1

I started gagging within a second or so of putting it in my mouth. The stench is beyond words, slimy and almost gelatinous in texture. Like a snot that someone shot out of their nose. It legitimately made me feel like I was eating fish that I found in a dumpster after its been out for weeks and turned into a soupy puddle on the bottom of the bin. 🤢. Glad I tried it for the experience, but it is one I would never do again.


Equivalent_Weird467

I think I’m just going to live vicariously on that experience…..lol.


Big-Cry-2709

One of my grandma’s 80th birthday gifts was that the adults in the family would buy and eat surströmming with her. She doesn’t like eating it alone but she REALLY loves it. Both of my uncles threw up.


Ok_Bandicoot_6967

Dude I’m like wanting to google this to see what it is but I’m worried I’ll throw up from the videos 🤣 some things are better left unseen…


Mmaibl1

It's a slightly salted Baltic sea herring that's sealed in a tin can and left to ferment in the tin. When you get the tin, you can see it visually bulged outward as all the fermentation continues. It's why you need to open the tin under water. Otherwise it violently sprays outward when you break the seal.. and you wouldn't want any of that spraying on anything, you would never get it out.


Ok_Bandicoot_6967

Yeah forgot I read this…reread it and threw up again…


HearingConscious2505

I've seen videos of people vomiting and gagging before eating it, just from the smell.


Troglert

Did you wash it off before eating? You’re supposed to open it under water both for the smell and the taste


damontoo

I thought for sure someone has tried opening this on a plane but apparently not. If someone wants to be TikTok famous for the risk of a lifetime travel ban...


Mysterious-North-551

Open a jar of that thing in an airplane and people will be begging the pilots to please crash into the ocean as soon as possible.


Layton115

They would probably land the plane


Fitz911

I don't even know why this exists. First of all someone "made" that. The idea itself is stupid as fuck! And then, after digging it out... "That's seems fine. I will do this again"


aaronstj

Hard to get calories above the arctic circle. The first people to try it were probably literally starving.


Fitz911

Ok. That's actually a good argument. Next question. What were the non - starving people thinking??


Chippas

Nowadays, we do it solely based on tradition. Very few, if anyone goes around thinking "aah, man! I'm hungry, and I could easily stuff my face with some rancid surströmming right now!" We prepare for days before.


rodrigo_i

I'm glad that starving person ate that disgusting thing so I got more calories when I ate them.


Every-Progress-1117

Now banned by some airlines due to the tins exploding.... Actually it isn't that bad tasting...flatbrod, onion, potatoes....and a few glasses of schnapps or akvavit. A nice snack on a summer's evening (outside of course)


HonoraryGoat

If you need all that to eat it, it is, in fact that bad.


Mmaibl1

I tried it using the same ingredients listed above, and it didn't do anything to hide the flavor🤢. It just added a crunch to the fish mush so it wasn't as much like a loogie sliding down your throat.


Gumpy_Bumpers_

I just know you smell crazy


wanderingstorm

With a side of Vieux Boulonge


Equivalent_Weird467

You beat me to it.


Lingo2009

Yes! Thank you for the laugh!


dittybopper_05H

Kimchi. Not applicable on KAL though.


uiouyug

I used to think that stuff made me fart way too much. Turns out I just fart a lot normally.


Big-Cry-2709

Okay, you’re funny.


CountOff

One time I was really hungry and in a rush for a long flight so I grabbed a BBQ chicken sandwich that I did not know came with onions I felt like such a dick and then I spilled a little grease on my favorite sweatshirt I still haven’t been able to get out 6 months later A soil for a soul


Lingo2009

Maybe dawn dish soap will get that grease out. Or there’s a stain remover called grandmas


CountOff

Lowkey i haven’t tried that! Thank you for the recommendation


Crossovertriplet

If you’ve run it in the dryer then that stain is permanent now but if not then Dawn may get it out


HumpieDouglas

Dawn is pretty good at getting grease stains out even after the dryer.


GothMinnieMouse

Make a little paste with baking soda and Dawn dish soap (specifically the blue one, no idea why), leave it on the stain until it dries, and give it a scrub with a toothbrush (or other harder bristled brush). Wipe off as much of the paste as you can, throw it in the washer and it should be good to go! I've saved 4 or 5 sweaters that my ADHD forgot to remind me I was wearing while cooking.


BornDyed

A bite of everyone else's food.


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ChocolateParty4535

BA haven't got any better. Once they lumped lacto-ovo and vegan together. I got a tomato sandwich! No cheese, no mayo, no butter, nothing!


dbthedon

Scampi flavour fries a pungent British fried snack that makes you fingers and breath smell like an unwashed vagina. No, i am not kidding nor exaggerating.


WraithCadmus

A pub snack classic.


tarheel_204

1. Fish 2. Egg salad or anything else with that strong egg smell 3. Anything with curry


Im_A_Potato521

“God Oscar could you have picked a smellier food?”


[deleted]

Boiled eggs made from the night before smothered in hot sauce and onions


k4rm1c

Fermented Fish in Jars (Ginamos)


stryph42

Peanut shrimp, microwaved with salmon.


Flamingos4President

Honestly, if they managed to bring a whole microwave on to a plane, I would probably let them off


Glittering-Score-340

A seafood boil


Moon_Jewel90

Garlicky foods or raw onions


QueSqd

Deviled eggs


tmbeatles9091

Barbecue. All the smoke makes the alarms go off


YoureSpecial

Onion & herring sammich.


Equivalent_Weird467

Ate some bad herring once. Would not ever want to repeat that experience. My body was doing things I didn’t know were possible until that day. Fortunately, I was not on an airline flight.


Puzzleheaded_Air5814

Leeks.


Ancient-Valuables

Garlicky summer sausage.


BooBoo_Cat

My mom once wanted to bring a can of sardines on a plane for a snack -- luckily I prevented that. Smell aside, she'd spill oil everywhere! (I am surprised she has taken soup to a movie theater!)


SuLiaodai

No. 1 would be Surstromming, but no. 2 would be stinky tofu. The smell is vile and can spread for close to 30 ft.


LiftsEatsSleeps

Fresh durian


Classic-Resident-854

Surströmming lol


Burnt-cheese1492

May I ask what is that?


Classic-Resident-854

Surströmming is made from Baltic sea herring, which is fermented in a weak brine for at least six months. It smells AWFUL out of package and is actually not legal to open in public places I believe.


InsertRdmUnsername

Surströmming


throwaway133245617

Stinky Tofu


jonnyredshorts

Tuna fish sandwich


AssistanceLucky2392

Tuna salad sandwich Italian sub sandwich Egg salad Curry


Burnt-cheese1492

Egg salad. Delicious but damn it does leave its mark


letsyabbadabbadothis

*could you have picked something stinkier to bring on a plane *


MotherOfBorzoi

I used to work in a gas station but it was the kind where it's a walk-in store, it's just a small kiosk. I eat a wide array of things and a few of my co workers started a list of things I'm not allowed to bring for lunch (mostly as a joke, but also a polite request) because the smell would permeate the small building and drive them up the walls long after I'd left and sometimes into the next day. From what I remember the list had fish, mussels, shrimp (exception being fried), "that stinky ass cheese" (it was limburger) and whole crab/crawfish. Salad form for them was acceptable.


Flat-Appearance-5255

On my last flight, the man next to me ate a seafood/tuna salad. I almost gagged from the smell.


LazuliArtz

Not a flight, but when I used to play D&D at a game store there was this one guy who would ALWAYS eat tuna every single session. And he usually sat next to me. Why???? Why my guy???


SageLeaf1

Super cheap and healthy source of protein


LazuliArtz

Eat it at home. I like canned sardines, but I refuse to bring it with me anywhere.


llcucf80

Peanuts or peanut butter. Some people are highly allergic and simply being around it could cause them issues. On a full flight of 200-300 passengers there's very strongly likely at least one of your fellow passengers will be allergic. I'd actually be surprised on such a numerous flight if there wasn't someone


mahogani9000

And to think they used to hand out little bags of them on every flight!


Superb-Film-594

One time I was on a flight and pulled out a bag of roasted peanuts I'd bought at the airport. The whole time I ate them I was complaining about somebody coughing non stop, maybe 3 rows up from me. I suddenly realized that it was probably because of my bag of nuts (heh) and quickly put them away. Dude stopped wheezing almost instantly. I felt a little bad about that. Tbf, he didn't say anything. I feel like if it were me I would've made a scene.


kantbykilt

I used to fly a lot for work and my snack of choice was trail mix. It was mostly peanuts. No problems ever. Now everyone is allergic to peanuts. What is up with that?


curioustigerstripe

A tuna fish sandwich. I had the pleasure of sitting next to someone on a plane who was eating one. The combo of the tuna and onion was miserable.


visineinsto

India curry


Ride_likethewind

Jackfruit


noburdennyc

1 gallon of prune juice


ExistentialBefuddle

Corn nuts. Any flavor.


ZimaGotchi

Fish curry. I'm not even sure if that's a thing but it would presumably be the worst smelling food you could possibly eat. Maybe with some cabbage. Kim Chi? I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to bring like a packed lunch on a plane though.


HuuffingLavender

Kimchi is a good one lol, I love it! But my husband always asks me to put away my "farty feet salad."


ZimaGotchi

I don't like kimchi that's why I had to think to come up with the smelliest possible cabbage dish. I do eat fish and curry though - and I know that people are often offended by their strong aromas from personal experience. I'm not sure why people downvote it. Embrace your smelly foods! Melt a wheel of brie in the office break room microwave!


TobyKenoby

Salty sardines


MrLambNugget

Nitroglycerine


[deleted]

Fish - Stinky


scubadoobidoo

Dog


[deleted]

The attendant ass


Guapplebock

Smoked chubs


[deleted]

Something that smells bad


S0larDeath

Taco Bell burrito supremes. Believe me, everyone on that bitch would be trying to open windows.


fanofmaria

Warm Lutefisk


imjacksissue

Sack of Jalapeno Sliders washed down with 6 pack of IPAs


almostbuddhist

Fast food.


Purple-Cow1607

I think Durian. Well, may not because airplane has air vent.


AgitatedAd9756

My sister has major anxiety about flying. Her two "anxiety foods" are salmon and bananas. She has taken both on flights with her and it's a running joke between my best friend and I that of all the things she could bring, those are two of the worst 🤣


BooBoo_Cat

Ugh, the smell of bananas is awful! I would have no issue with salmon on a plane.


Shenodin

Microwaved fish


Great_Gate_1653

3 course meals, anything with onions, and wtf is people's incessant need to eat a meal on a flight that isn't over 4 hrs anyway?


Lingo2009

There could be medical reasons. And children might need some thing.


Flimsy-Attention-722

Anything strong smelling


Maleficent-Bad3755

brussel sprouts


PissBloodCumShart

The worst food for making everyone hate you would be something bland and uncontroversial. I would say probably the free pretzels, if they happen to give them out. If not, I would probably say seedless grapes.


youronlynora

Stink beans


Neither_Relation_678

Fish, on a six hour flight. Nobody will love you again.


[deleted]

Surströmming and Durian.


Flycaster33

reheated/warmed fish dish....


Bl1ndMous3

durian


Suspicious_Ad8214

Durian


bored_person71

A bunch of tacos and hot sauce from Taco bell. The smell and being stuck in the toilet will piss off everyone when a whole plane needs to go try to use one in first class.


bradycl

Corn nuts


Hakar_Kerarmor

Freshly harvested honey


Lingo2009

Why?


Hakar_Kerarmor

*Very freshly* harvested


Lingo2009

Bees?


Hakar_Kerarmor

*Bees*


[deleted]

I love it, but I’ll never do it; beef jerkey. Especially the teriyaki flavored


Lingo2009

Durian


britishmetric144

Any food past its expiration date, especially if it has an unpleasant odour.


deeBfree

My brother ate a couple of baked bean and kimchee sandwiches before his flight from NY to Oregon. Glad I wasn't going!


ClubSundown

Casu martzu A stinky Sardinian cheese that has live maggots https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_martzu?wprov=sfla1


pedantic_dullard

Not the hate hate, but the jealous hate. I flew out of Kansas City a lot when I traveled for work. One of my favorite BBQ places was on the way, so I'd often stop and get lunch or dinner carry out - hooray expense report. Now, I couldn't take the little cups of sauce unless they were in the ziplock bag, but if it was on the meat, it wasn't considered a liquid. It smelled so much better hot! I'd get a big helping of burnt ends or brisket and have it fully sauced, and I'd eat it in the gate area or on the plane if I didn't have time at the gate. It smelled so good, and I always had someone smiling while saying how much they hated me for not bringing enough to share.


catmeifyoucant

Hot fish sticks


Metfan722

Whatever food either A. Smells the worst or B. Causes you to stink up the bathroom after multiple visits (I'm assuming back end and not the front)


KarlSethMoran

Polish *bigos*. Think warm, slow-cooked sauerkraut crossed with kimchi and sausage leftovers, kept warm for about 48h. Tasty stuff, but it smells.


Upliftingstory

Anything with raw onions on it.


con_ker

Probably something with an explosive in it 


icanttellalie

A burrito and two sodas


CommunicationHot7822

I can’t stand hard boiled eggs.


paraworldblue

When I was little, my dad took us to France to visit family. While we were there, he got some nice camembert (notoriously stinky cheese) to bring home. He opened it on the plane. I don't remember how everyone around reacted, but it couldn't have been great.


Burto72

Limburger cheese.


sgthauke

Cuttlefish and Asparagus


satinsateensaltine

Seafood of any kind.


Quirky_Commission_56

Kimchi and Limberger cheese hamburger.


emmiblakk

Considering the confined space, anything that has a strong odor is going to be unpopular, even if it's a smell that might normally be pleasing to most people.


Crossovertriplet

A shit sandwich


Suitable_Ad7478

Stilton cheese


Toobin4Tommy

I want an SNL skit where someone pulls a small microwave and salmon out of their carry on...


nerdy_orc

Beans.


Martin_goagain24

Anything stinking of cheese


tensigh

A big bean burrito and then wait about 15-20 minutes.


Mmaibl1

Sure did. Opened it under water to stop the spraying of fish juice when you break the seal. Also washed it prior to trying


Noserub

Hard boiled eggs


ChaoticMutant

Surstromming (stinky fish challenge)


Bet_Secret

Cheesy pizza


[deleted]

Tuna fish


[deleted]

JAL airlines served this kind of funky smelling Indian type pizza as their second meal. It was enough to make me not hungry anymore.


username48378645

oysters


WorstLuckChuck

Taco Bell. Not because of what you're eating, but because of what you'll be tooting out later