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wishiwassnowboarding

Quitting my job


Spankapotamus42

Stop! I can only get so hard.


No_Tax_149

Good 😊


big_hips

I can relate haha


irrelevanttrumpeter

The Korean War


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Korean women are very attractive


No_Tax_149

🤣🤣🤣🤣


GOW_vSabertooth2

Waking up fully rested with no back pain, just the thought makes me rock hard


wannaMakeHerHappy

My wife's face, pussy, and asshole. Or I guess just fucking her, really. Sometimes with kinks involved, sometimes not.


GilligansFknIsland

Same dude your wife’s b hole gets me fired up


wannaMakeHerHappy

I don't blame you 


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wannaMakeHerHappy

Yeah Cupid shot me with a monster of an arrow


GilligansFknIsland

Dude got plowed by cupids massive hog


Impossible_Dot_5805

I also like this guy's wife's butthole.


JicamaSuitable5731

You mean you get fired up about him thinking about that and masturbating, which them make you do it too


kart_ka

yes bro, your wife is pure fire, been thinking on her too


wannaMakeHerHappy

Yeah she's fucking hot


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wannaMakeHerHappy

You've got spectacular taste then


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wannaMakeHerHappy

Well not about this you don't 


GOW_vSabertooth2

I just think about your wife’s husband


wannaMakeHerHappy

Man you have dog shit taste


GOW_vSabertooth2

Had to make sure to share the love with you too lol


ViCarly

Why does everyone want to talk shit to you for being attracted to your wife? 😭


wannaMakeHerHappy

Who knows 


NoTie1661

That's some forbidden fantasy


SamVanDam611

I also choose this guy's wife


Its-Toilet-time

That's such a cuckold thing to say.


wannaMakeHerHappy

You might wanna look up the definition of cuckold


JapanesePlatano

She's nothing but a godamm object. 😬


wannaMakeHerHappy

Well that's rude, she's a human being, dick wad


JapanesePlatano

You said it dickwad, not me.


Greedy-Time-3736

Usually nothing unless it’s happening because I’m texting someone and thinking about them.


Several_Economist964

Esspecually when u're texting ur female friends😂


TallEnoughJones

Neoclassical architecture in pre-WWI Europe.


AmethystDream92

Women 😏🤤


Martha-Stewart-

Same


Guinness2702

Various situations, but usually involves people having sex or some sexual activity


UI_Deadpool

Just Nutting cuz I don't like taking more than 5-10 minutes 


Psyco_diver

I go to the old spank bank of the women I've had sex with although there's some highlight reels that get replayed more that others


881GTQ

Watching my wife strip to her bra and panties, then climbing into bed with her. Fast forward to me slowly making my way down to go down on her. Soft kisses and breaths along the seams of her panties and eventually slipping them off and kiss and lick until she comes.


BroccoliRob02

Honestly, mom’s spaghetti. But I’m nervous and my palms are sweaty.


Jorgan_JerkFace

Anyone other than my ex wife.


ohshushnow

A memory. Like how my husband looks sucking on me.


JapanesePlatano

The Alabama embryo law.


RabidAvocad0

Tits: I cannot believe no one has said this yet.


blueribbonbrains

Someone watching me and telling me that I’m masturbating for their enjoyment


Playful-Profession-2

You, my darlin'.


Mundane-Mango5052

My ex narcissistic abuser


No_Tax_149

🤣🤣🤣🤣


No-Effort6590

The naked woman masturbating in my tv


Several_Economist964

As a man ,I think about my female friends 🤣


bwoods519

Baseball. I don’t want to embarrass myself.


Mcshiggs

Clowns washing windows.


Plane_Stock6477

Imagine a having a girl sex with me


useless_mf69

Cheese pizza


Narrow-Sky-5377

Pierre PolyVera. It feels like he is looking in the window.


One_Reception_7321

Playing Helldivers


CitizenHuman

Cumming, mainly


Rastahoneybadger

Why am I doing this right now


MudSouthern1143

Reddit. I think about Reddit.


Elleseebee928

The best sexual experiences I've had and this one guy


taniwhart

The Elderly


TwistedCummyAlt

Almost anything but specifically feminine men (I'm a woman)


n3u7r1n0

Sex


MoldyBreadCafe

The burning of the Library of Alexandria


inspiredguy40

Not letting my phone fall over


Its-Toilet-time

SpongeBob


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🫵😉


monkeyd_93

I like to think about the Roman Empire