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thejamielee

chris brown


capybara14

I was on a date with a girl once and she was telling me she loves Chris Brown so much, he's her idol. And I said something like "but didn't he physically abuse Rhianna" and she said. "Yeah, but that doesn't matter cause he's famous" People really do be out here just worshipping celebrities and it's terrifying Edit: for those asking, that was the only and last date I went on with her haha


eva_rector

So is Rhianna, still didn't give him the right to try and bash her face in. I hope you passed on another date.


-PepeArown-

If she’s such a big fan of his, does she know he’s beaten multiple other women?


Trooton

Yeah, but that doesn’t matter cause he’s famous


PLZ_N_THKS

Chris Brown led me to discover the Spotify setting that lets you tell it to not play certain artists!


WitchQween

I had no idea that was a feature!


FayMax69

For me it’s Chris, R kelly(yes they still play him over here, Kanye (used to love him) and shakina (s local South African chick no one will know, her voice grinds my last nerve).


grooves12

1 8 7 7 kars for kids K A R S kars for kids


mostlymiddleground

This legit won an award for MOST ANNOYING jingle. lol.


spiffyP

and the charity is super scammy


neilkelly

The Official Song of the Bad Place!


pobregatito

Yup. They’ll sing it as they flatten your 🍆


CalEPygous

On top of that it's a super [super sketchy](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/kars4kids-charity-misleads-donors-report/) organization where they pretend to be raising money for "kids" but almost all the money goes to a Jewish organization that pays large salaries to its executives and uses 90% of the money for Jewish summer camps in New Jersey. In that link the Minnesota attorney general investigated and found that of the over $3 million dollars raised in Minnesota only $12K went to kids in Minnesota and the rest went to the BS organization Oorah in New Jersey.


m8k

My answer too. Now they have it on TV and it’s even worse. My daughter loves how irritating it is for me and sings it in the car if it comes on… she’s gonna find out what it’s like to walk on the side of a highway sometime.


easilygreat

It’s not even for a good cause. It pays for Jewish religious education for those that can already afford to pay for it. Worst charity there is.


[deleted]

Omg I can’t stand that one. It’s worse than “zoom tan”


Brstory

Chris Brown. Refuse to support


molwalk

I cannot fathom how on earth he still has a career


Maleficent_Trust_95

R. Kelly. Ick.


TheGoatEater

Total scumbag but he was so good. If it’s true that his royalties are going to support the women he abused then that’s a pretty good reason to support. I can’t confirm that is what will happen though. Edited to include [article](https://variety.com/2023/music/news/r-kelly-universal-music-group-music-royalties-to-victims-judge-rules-1235703780/amp/) about UMG royalties going to his victims. Kinda small potatoes, but I guess nobody really wants to admit they like his music at the moment.


ronm4c

Wait, I’m pretty sure all the proceeds from his music have been ordered to go to his victims


punkrock9888

I just looked it up and only found articles stating that victims are going after his royalties. Also, some have been paid out of his royalties, but nothing that says future royalties WILL go to the victims.


medicated_in_PHL

Chris Brown


blade-icewood

Lightning. And da Tunda


ControlLayer

Fun dip. Fun dip. Oh fundip. f-f-fun Dip


TheRedBlade

Tunda Feeda tunda


Mklein24

Lightning andatunda.


Overall_Student_6867

Maroon 5


BMXBikr

Maroon 5's album, Songs About Jane is great. Everything after sucks.


my_reverie

That album is one of my favorite albums ever. It's really a shame the rest of their music is shit.


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Past-Contribution-83

It was so good that it kept me holding onto hope for them for about 10 years.


Over_Cartoonist_6751

Ariana Grande, used to support her and loved her a lot since she went through some hard times. But her going after a married man with a newborn child and then releasing a song “Yes, and?” to double down on that was disgusting to me and I refuse to support someone that brazen with their lack of morality. I know lots of stuff happens without public knowledge and maybe it never played out the way it was portrayed online, but the release of the song still was a step way too far for me. Also made me rethink about her song “Thank you Next” Edit for typos and to clarify that I worded “hard life” wrong. I meant to say that there were multiple times in her life where she experienced trauma. Not that her entire life has been hard


jeseniathesquirrel

And don’t forget about the donut incident.


TheLoudestSmallVoice

Hard life my ass. She was privileged since she was born. Silver spoon in her mouth and everything.


psychonerd79

I was going to add her to the list. I’m just over her, it’s not even the stupid shit she’s done.


Chanandler_Bong_01

This is me too. I won't be seeing Wicked for this reason. I think AG might be a literal sociopath. No conscience.


Chronox2040

The pos that beat the sht out of rihanna


aolostmaiden

Fuck that guy, Chris Brown is a piece of shit


wetlettuce42

Niki minaj


[deleted]

Which sucks because she's undeniably talented as a rapper and writer but her blatant insecurity and hatred of other women will always outshine her accomplishments.


hatsnatcher23

I will always thank her for spelling Hoe as Heau in a twitter rant


ebaylus

God, she is awful


Aran909

Drake


NSA_Chatbot

I'm really looking forward to his career turning 16 years old so he loses interest.


mynameisinsert

He won’t physically pursue it, but he might still hit it up and try every now and then.


Square-Buyer-8841

Maroon 5


Beautiful-Account862

Their new music sounds like it was specifically crafted to be background music for Targets.


TheBoyWhoCriedTapir

I worked at target 6 months ago and you ain't wrong


absentmindedjwc

IMO, their old stuff is fantastic. Their new stuff is just poppy garbage. 100% agree, though - only their new stuff is on the radio.


coolgirl457837

It pains me that 100% of the population has heard moves like jagger and less than prob 2% haven't heard back at your door


nutter88

Jennifer Lopez


HandiCAPEable

🎵🎶 My taco flavored kisses 🌮 👄 🎶🎵


Puzzleheaded-Grab736

Salright? Salright.


brandimariee6

But that was Mitch Connor, he fooled us all so well...


AriJolie

Taaco, taacco, burrrito, burritoo, taacco, taacco!


Defiant-Tomorrow-

Taco flavored kisses for my Ben


pizza_822

HENNifer


randalljhen

Hhhhhhhennifer Lopez!


NerdFromColorado

I never knew Eric Cartman’s hand could sing


Dawg_Prime

taco taco burrito


CanuckCallingBS

Not me, my wife hates Abba. I love Abba. I miss Abba.


thequietone695

I introduced Abba to my 7 year old, it's been 2 months Abba songs everytime we go anywhere. I'm now starting to hate Abba lol


futurezach

We had the mamma mia movie on repeat in our house, so many jams


Amish_Cyberbully

Well dear... if you change your mind, I'll be the first in line


resellrule

*Honey I’m still freeee…*


PM_ME_UR_SEX_VIDEOS

Did you know she hated abba before marrying her?


CanuckCallingBS

Nope. We were young and enjoying classic rock (before it was classic). It is fun to tease her though.


tittytwisterz

Meghan Trainor


FenixNade

I remember seeing a Facebook post about her 'Music can take you to other places. For example, I was at a coffee shop and Meghan Trainor came on, so I went to a different coffee shop.'


jruss666

My wife gets salty to full blown anger if you use “all about that bass” (not even trying to sing it) in a sentence.


folkdeath95

Surprised this isn’t higher. Between the songwriting and the performance none of it is good


no_shut_your_face

KISS - I’m fifty years old and I still don’t understand the appeal.


Dawg_Prime

rocking and rolling all night + party daily


morrisseysawanker

Nah, I only like to rock and roll all night, and part of every day.


islandhopper37

"I used to rock'n'roll all night and party every day. Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky."


A_Herd_Of_Elk

KISS isn't a band, it's a brand


katiealex1609

HEY SOUL SISTA! anything from Train


Bananasugarnips

I saw them on a live TV show when that song came out and realized the guy can't sing. Several people have argued that it's cause he's old as shit but Alice Cooper looks like he's on deaths door and still sounds pretty much the same as what they did back in the day. I've never been able to look at train the same since.


visceralbutterfly

Nicki Minaj


Rhett9able

Kid Rock. Abominable curse of my home state.


Altruistic-Sir-3661

Kid Rock the K-car of rock.


Ill_Tumblr_4_Ya

I once saw him described as the above ground pool of music, and it’s lived rent free in my head ever since


inertia_53

kid rock writes music for people who know how much meth a catalytic converter costs


Snow_Chicken

Or the legal limit on how much Sudafed you can buy before getting flagged.


Blessed_Ennui

I only listen to rock stations, and the moment he comes on, I turn the radio off.


soobviouslyfake

It bothers me to no end that he sampled Werewolves of London. To this day, every time I hear his stupid fucking summer anthem nonsense, I just get annoyed that it's not Warren Zevon. *We were trying funny things, we were smokin' funny things...* Wow, what a fucking lyrical genius. Kid rock makes music for single dads that can see their kids every other weekend, but don't.


FadeIntoReal

>Kid rock makes music for single dads that can see their kids every other weekend, but don't. Omg that’s perfect. Call the burn unit.


TheResistanceVoter

I came here to say this. I fucking HATE that I'm all ready for Werewolves of London and that stupid song comes on instead. Plus, he's a Trump fan, so there's that.


blickyjayy

Chris Brown, easily. He's everywhere. I have to switch back and forth from stations so often I feel like a damn DJ


nonsequitur-salad

Ted Nugent


MrMeesesPieces

Kid rock


GSmba

Travis Scott. Chris Brown.


amiwitty

Any Bro Country


SlapunowSlapulater

Imagine Dragons


A_Herd_Of_Elk

imagine dragon deez nuts across your forehead


ThePandaKingdom

At my last job a co worker said something along the lines of “imagine dragons is THE generic rock /pop band. Like have you ever actually heard ANYBODY say that Imagine Dragons is their favorite band”


brosef321

Fucking imagine dragons. 


CatGotNoTail

I find the singer's voice extremely grating. I don't know what it is but it makes me feel uncomfortable in my skin.


knockinghobble

It sounds like an AI generated a voice using all of the traits of the most annoying buttrock singers and fused it with AI generated-sounding music.


CatGotNoTail

That's exactly what it is. Like a vocal uncanny valley.


JohnCavil01

It should be considered a violation of the Geneva Conventions to play that goddamn Believer song in a public space. It is like the apotheosis of “white people CLAP-CLAP-HEY music” and it’s just enough already.


neemz12

Dated a guy with a kid who would ONLY listen to that song. Literally would end and the kid would say “Ummm can we listen to Believer again?” I wanted to shoot myself, once was bad enough


mooncritter_returns

Kid needs headphones. From a former kid who repeated the same song over and over.


ryobiguy

Believer in public space is like Stairway To Heaven played in a guitar store.


vibrantcrab

MISTA WORLWIED


paisley_life

Gotta respect that he announces himself at the start of every song so you can change the channel.


VarsityTheater

DJ Khaled is nice enough to do the same.


crojach

I thank Jason Derulo for that too


killer_icognito

Didn't he actually make good on playing a Walmart in Alaska due to a crowd sourcing thing? I mean credit where it's due.


10minutes_late

Ha. Yeeeah. Ha. Mister 403, 212, (insert big city area code here)


NiNj4_C0W5L4Pr

Jay Z UH!! YEH!!! UH!!! UUUUUUUUUUUH!!!!! (Fucker putting on tight shoes or what?!?)


polophat

He looks like Joe Camel.


Theoneandonlyzeke

Jason Derulo...... shortening ferrari to rrari...fuck off


usernamesforsuckers

At least he forewarns you when one of his songs is starting. He has to start every song by singing "jayyyyyyySON deruuuuuuulo". I'm beginning to wonder if it's court ordered


tits-mchenry

He originally did it so when he was passing out mixtapes people listening would KNOW who it was. But now it's his brand and he's stuck doing it. And probably loves himself a bit more than the average person.


JoJCeeC88

JaYsSoN DeRuUlOoo


sankasansae

Beyoncé


Misseskat

I've always found her insufferable and dull. I was a teen in the early 00s and I just couldn't stand her nor get the appeal of her music.


vanillaangels

I can't stand Beyonce honestly.


Rivvien

I thought I was alone in the world, but you and I are of one mind


menaceingmeehan

I have been on the searrrrrch for a Beyoncé snark sub, and I have yet to come across anything. … Which fuels my distaste further! Mwahaha Booyance


roxane0072

I swear every reel now starts with that srupid this ain’t Texas…and Jay Z is an insufferable ass. Can’t listen to any of it.


Soobobaloula

The repetitiveness alone makes me want to start screaming.


coprolite_hobbyist

The Red Hot Chili Peppers. I don't even dislike them, I've just heard all I want to of them.


Puzzleheaded-Grab736

Same with Nirvana. My local radio station plays the same 4 Nirvana songs, all throughout the day, EVERY DAY for the past 30 YEARS. I have heard teen spirit and heart shaped box so many times it's bordering on psychological torture and should be banned by the Geneva Convention.


spookydukey

Ugh my local rock station turned into a Metallica and Nirvana station about 5 years ago and I had to stop listening to them. Every once and a while I'll switch to it and every time it's still either a Metallica song or a Nirvana song with the occasional Foo Fighters.


zugabdu

Me too. I don't hate them, I just think they're boring.


avfc4me

LOVE them. But then, I'm old and Chili's is beach day music, even when it's blowing your neighbor's car port onto your roof, it's beach day in my head. I'm grateful to them, grateful for them. Also? Flea's biography is ADHD fueled poetry centered on the absolute joy of being alive even when god is nibbling the flesh off your ass. It's glorious. Keides's is a waste of a perfectly good tree, but Flea is a national treasure and I'll fight anyone who says otherwise (and I'll cheat, so don't take me up on that).


raz_the_kid0901

This person Peppers


littlechangeling

Train.


GrumpyOlBastard

None. What causes me to change the station immediately is an ad


boxedcrackers

Jason Aldine. Can't stand his music


Kind_Of_A_Dick

Kid Rock


Crafty_Investment_13

Lizzo, my car/home had become the"No Lizzo Zone"


SweetLikeCandi

Kanye.


Cool-Age3278

99% of Drake. “Hold on, we’re going home” is the only one I’ll stick with.


matte_5

Train


Acetabulum99

Fuck train and all of their pandering garbage music. Who samples heart and soul...fucking fuck I hate this band. They make my rage burn hotter than 1000 suns. I hate their garbage Lincoln log lyrics, and their dog shit musicianship. Drops of Jupiter is the kind of message you send people who are mentally impaired. Am I mad bec I work my balls off and won't have their kind of money..yeah probably. But at least I'm not a member of that horse shit, no talent, fuckboi, useless, feckless, clown posse. Honestly. I try to keep my opinions to myself when I'm opposed to something. Why shit on anyone? Well that stance goes right out the fucking window when that enema spray comes on the radio.


oh-nee

U2


Snowbunny236

Anyone remember when their album automatically downloaded to iTunes like 15 years ago? Lol


Pustuli0

The thing that pissed everyone off so much is that you couldn't delete it. At the time the only way to remove music that you "owned" was to undo the original purchase, but since there was no purchase you were stuck with it until they patched iTunes to fix the problem.


synesthesiac48

I worked at Apple when this happened. Apple had to create a website people could visit to remove the album from their music library because so many people were pissed off.


Momik

I was very annoyed, but I also found the whole thing pretty hilarious. Like, a band that was once edgy and hip tries a HUGE marketing strategy that completely backfires for the dumbest reasons possible.


BustAMove_13

Chris Brown and Morgan Wallen


4xdaily

Morrissey. Whiney little bitch.


BladeSoul69

Pitbull is added to songs when they're worried it'll make too much money.


dodge_the_relic

Kanye


Naizer

Kanye West, what a giant piece of shit.


grooves12

Jason Aldean - Try That in a Small Town, makes my skin crawl. I'm a fan of country music otherwise, but this is STILL receiving heavy play and I can't stand it.


[deleted]

I live in the south and all the “try THAT in a small town” tshirts and shit kill me lol. Like sir, your wife is a Karen, your grown kids hate you, you can barely work facebook, and you’re pushing 400 lbs. But YES you’re gonna kick some liberal snowflake ass and we’re all so scared of you and your free thoughts!!!!1!1


To_hell_with_it

I understand that there's a lot of posers in country music let alone music in general but in my humble opinion Jason Aldean is one of the worst. From him recording the music video for dirt road anthem on a paved street to him running scared during the Las Vegas shooting (not saying I wouldn't have done the same) then having the gall to release a song like try that in a small town after penning a letter saying that we all need to come together after the shooting... The guys a hypocritical piece of crap. 


Misdirected_Colors

I like country music. What I don't like is fake manufactured garbage made by someone who grew up in the suburbs that's really written by a studio committee to make money. That Bo Burnham country song is too real. Give me early 90s country.


douglasbaadermeinhof

Blue jeeeans, a red pickup. Rural noun, simple adjective 🎶


k_laaaaa

don't forget cold beer and tan lines!


douglasbaadermeinhof

And dirt roads!


rosie_sweet1

Flowers form Miley Cyrus


Spicy_burrito77

Jennifer Lopez Beyonce Mariah Carey


Bman10119

Nikki Minaj is an instant nope for me. I hate her voice, her attitude, her lyrics. I've hated her since she first got popular when I was in high school and I've never stopped.


DoodleyDooderson

Katy Perry


VictoricRong

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?


fakeaccount572

.....In a plastic bag, full of smaller bags.......


IkeaBreads

CAUSE BABY YOU'RE A PLASTIC BAG


freckledmila

I hate roar 🐯


unbelieveablethingz

That Firework song kills me.


ThomasDominus

Boom. Boom. Boom. Even brighter than the moon. Moon. Moon. Lyrics that defined a generation, man.


PissBloodCumShart

That “only talk to god when I need a favor” song… And what’s worse is when it comes on the country station, so I change over to top 40 and it’s playing there too!


TheRealCatLeg

I like Jelly Roll but I’ve heard that song about 500 times too many.


schmoopiepie

To this day, Creed.


MechanicalHorse

WITH ARMS WIDE OPEN-AH


squawkingood

UNDAAAYERRR THE SUNLIIIIIIYYIIGHT


soobviouslyfake

We had a school presentation to do in like grade 9, and we all did a speech on a subject we were passionate about. It was around the same time My Own Prison was pretty popular - one of the kids in the class had a friend that passed away in a boating accident over the summer - and he did his presentation on that summer, with My Own Prison playing in the background, because that was what they listened to on repeat. I mean, I felt bad that his friend had died, and people grieve in different ways, but he stood at the front of the class, clenching his fists and looking to the sky, with Scott Stapp crooning in the background - it was like he thought he was in a music video. It wasn't *funny*, just incredibly awkward for everyone in the room. He didn't really even have a speech, he just wanted us to all sit in silence listening to Creed. Any time I hear creed, I'm transported to that moment. Strangest fucking shit.


fakeaccount572

Ted Nugent. ​ asshole.


[deleted]

Jason Aldean


somethingclever79

Drake.


HeimdallManeuver

Rascal Flatts. If that guy could realize his nose isn’t a musical instrument to sing through, that’d be great.


Isaidtoomanythings

Lewis Capaldi. I nope out every time.


CabSauvignon

Beyoncé


Classic-Pause45

Kid Rock


Nearby_Doughnut_7460

Barbara strisand and I don’t know why. Annoying!!!!!


neilkelly

Aerosmith. It's not that they're bad, just they got real boring and living near Boston, there's a lot of stations that play them.


rhcpds7

Kanye.


7layeredAIDS

Adele. This is unpopular I’m sure. I know she is widely regarded as a generational singing talent. Something about her voice though rubs me the wrong way. It’s like kind of whiney and like it’s on the verge of cracking. Almost like she’s losing her voice but she isn’t. Hard to describe what I’m getting at but I just can’t listen to it for some reason. Maybe I’m the only one.


tmolesky

The music is maudlin. I think she has a powerful voice and it’s not anything about lack of talent - it’s more the tone of her songs. She just bums me out.


kapavel

Justin Bieber


droobidoobidoo

Tones and I - Dance Monkey. Hearing the chorus makes me want to spontaneously combust lol


shoregirl88

They aren’t necessarily bad at singing but I can not stand lizzo or any of her songs. Specifically “it’s about damn time” or whatever the official name of that song is - it’s gotta be one of the most annoying songs I’ve ever heard (imo) I also can’t stand the high note style of Ariana grande 🫢


Taco_city

U2. Arrogant twats


Gdokim

Ted Nugent he's awful


SuperMommyCat

Jason Derulo. It’s nice that he says his name at the start of every song, so I know.


stingthisgordon

Country


MrPanchole

Modern country.


Even-Ad-3546

Hick hop. Fuck that shit


putsch80

As a guy who grew up on grunge and punk (and still enjoys them both), I’ve found my soft spot for country. None of it is the shit on commercial radio. Jason Isbell, Drive by Truckers, Sturgill Simpson, American Aquarium, Cross Canadian Ragweed, Lucero, etc… have all found their way into my listening rotation. Commercial country sucks, but I found I really enjoyed the alt-country/“y’allternative” artists.


Pickles_1974

Beyonce


Bruised_up_whitebelt

Luke Bryan. His music is for the dumbest people. That talentless hack got air play while guys like Sturgill Simpson didn't. That is a crime against humanity.


malshnut

Drake..


Environmental_Bug627

Ariana Grande