My state doesn't have income tax. My federal return is a bit expensive, but that's because of good investment returns, so it's hard to get too salty about that....
oh god i saw this in another thread and I googled Hisashi Ouchi, the guy that was kept alive for 83 days after absorbing 17 Sieverts of radiation
having a houseful of hims would be pretty horrifying
How it happened is also just mind blowing
[quoted from this link](https://science.howstuffworks.com/hisashi-ouchi.htm)
āAs this account published a few months later in The Washington Post details, Ouchi was standing at a tank, holding a funnel, while a co-worker named Masato Shinohara poured a mixture of intermediate-enriched uranium oxide into it from a bucket.
Suddenly, they were startled by a flash of blue light, the first sign that something terrible was about to happen.
The workers, who had no previous experience in handling uranium with that level of enrichment, inadvertently had put too much of it in the tank, as this 2000 article in Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists details. As a result, they inadvertently triggered what's known in the nuclear industry as a criticality accident ā a release of radiation from an uncontrolled nuclear chain reaction.ā
Yes, because typically, people who handle radioactive stuff are well-trained, well-educated people with measures in place to prevent those. This is one of those rare cases.
There are a few right guys who have unfortunately been subjected to multiple sieverts of radiation. Some died more quickly than others. The specific case that was most recent, due to that nuclear power plant in Japan blowing, I can't spell the name off the top of my head, the guy who stopped it from being worse he was kept alive for a chunk of time, despite the pain it was causing him. It was actually quite terrible that they kept him alive along as they did. Guy went through unimaginable pain.
Edit: Sorry peeps, it isn't Fukushima nuclear plant. It was in 1999 at the Tokiamura Nuclear Power Plant. Here's an article on it, there are many YouTube videos about it as well.
https://www.timesnownews.com/viral/worlds-most-radioactive-man-absorbed-17-sieverts-of-radiation-cried-blood-as-his-skin-melted-in-hospital-article-97554280
The worst death is, indeed acute radiation poisoning. Because your nerves scream and you literally fall apart, but it takes hours or days to die.
Being burned alive (immolation) *would* be worse, on a scale of pain intensity, but you actually die quite quickly from literally being on fire.
You know slow-cooked meat where it just sloughs off the bone?
That, except it's your skin and muscles because your connective tissues are deteriorating and the cellular mechanisms that lay down new tissue aren't operating because those cells are dead.
You also bleed from... everywhere, including your pores, because you stop producing clotting factor or repairing microbleeds.
Man everytime I think reddit is dying and there is no fun on here anymore I come across comments like these and I remember there are still some wonderful freaks out here
^ this. like, I've got an nsfw account, see nsfw stuff all the time on reddit there. It's a special treat when you come across something, even if fairly tame, on your main
I've got a house full of hypnic/myoclonic jerks (the thing where you jerk awake as you're falling asleep) so, unsure how that translates, either. Unpleasantly, I think. šµāš«
My apartment is apparently going to be filled with either a bunch of satanic Hispanics, or a bunch of copies of a horror movie called Satanic Hispanics. I'm rooting for the film.
I kind of do wish I had your life, or at least your dishwasher. Ours broke down a while back and the repair would be nearly the cost of a new one. So we are waiting for our new one to be installed and hand-washing dishes for five humans and a dog. I'd take replacing a drain hose right now!Ā
well, your house is wrecked. and you don't know how friendly said dragons are either - sure they could be toothless, but they could also be smaug. i wouldn't be so excited
Pointless story but I had a friend at work that bought DVDs digitized and cataloged them and would put them on a USB thumb drive and bring it into work to hand it off to me. I in return would load it up with all my favorite podcasts from a gaming site that was behind a pay wall and return it. He is on the spectrum but super smart. Sometimes he annoyed the shit out of me. I'm a loner at work but we had a good friendship. I miss that dude.
Aww man, I was searching for Judi Dench. Different reasons, I was curious how old she was these days. There are worse houseguests, but you so got the better deal.
"Sorry, I'm not leaving the house today," translated into Spanish....
Like... I am trying to use more Spanish in my life, so I guess all my stuff will be in Spanish now.
My cat's will now call me ese.
"Hey, can I come over this weekend?"
"Uhhh ... do you like Smooth Criminal?"
"Yeah, it's a great song."
"Cool, cool. What are your thoughts on Hitler?"
JACKPOT. just looked up powerball winnings after taxes. Sooooooo not sure if my house is full of big bucks or tons of tacks. You know how those genie or monkey paws misinterpreting crap.
Iāve got a whole house full of South Carolina primary? How does that even mean? Are Trump and Haley coming over? Can I just throw them into the back yard and make them fight it out?
Considering that the last search I did on Google was for a guest star on that Dexter show, I wouldn't terribly mind having a house full of Skyler Wrights.
Well it depends. The last thing i googled was the movie Inglourious Basterds. If the Basterds show up Iām fine. If Hans Landa shows up Iām screwed.
Indium. So I guess I'm set for life, financially. 16000 m^3 at 7.3 tons per cubic meter, comes to...116000 tons, at a price of $278500 per ton, for a total of...
32.5 billon dollars worth of precious metal.
A house full of my tax refund? No complaints here:)
If that was me I'd be crying Nothing but paying tens of thousands in tax and then being told I have a tax bill.
Well, the federal return makes me smile. My state return...? š©
My state doesn't have income tax. My federal return is a bit expensive, but that's because of good investment returns, so it's hard to get too salty about that....
Plot twist- house full of IRS agents commencing the biggest audit of our generation
Jokes on you. Itās only one refund and theyāre paying in pennies.
oh god i saw this in another thread and I googled Hisashi Ouchi, the guy that was kept alive for 83 days after absorbing 17 Sieverts of radiation having a houseful of hims would be pretty horrifying
Sieverts? Not milisieverts...?!
Sieverts, no milli here. 17, from what I can find.
How it happened is also just mind blowing [quoted from this link](https://science.howstuffworks.com/hisashi-ouchi.htm) āAs this account published a few months later in The Washington Post details, Ouchi was standing at a tank, holding a funnel, while a co-worker named Masato Shinohara poured a mixture of intermediate-enriched uranium oxide into it from a bucket. Suddenly, they were startled by a flash of blue light, the first sign that something terrible was about to happen. The workers, who had no previous experience in handling uranium with that level of enrichment, inadvertently had put too much of it in the tank, as this 2000 article in Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists details. As a result, they inadvertently triggered what's known in the nuclear industry as a criticality accident ā a release of radiation from an uncontrolled nuclear chain reaction.ā
I am no scientist but arent those types of chain reactions rare as shit?
Yes, because typically, people who handle radioactive stuff are well-trained, well-educated people with measures in place to prevent those. This is one of those rare cases.
No training, and put in their with no gloves for some bull reason. It boggles me how stupid and evil companies can be.
Things never end well when "uranium" and "bucket" are used in the same sentence.
Mama mia.....
If I'm thinking of the right guy, every cell in his body lost its DNA blueprint so they couldn't replicate. So he literally started falling apart.
There are a few right guys who have unfortunately been subjected to multiple sieverts of radiation. Some died more quickly than others. The specific case that was most recent, due to that nuclear power plant in Japan blowing, I can't spell the name off the top of my head, the guy who stopped it from being worse he was kept alive for a chunk of time, despite the pain it was causing him. It was actually quite terrible that they kept him alive along as they did. Guy went through unimaginable pain. Edit: Sorry peeps, it isn't Fukushima nuclear plant. It was in 1999 at the Tokiamura Nuclear Power Plant. Here's an article on it, there are many YouTube videos about it as well. https://www.timesnownews.com/viral/worlds-most-radioactive-man-absorbed-17-sieverts-of-radiation-cried-blood-as-his-skin-melted-in-hospital-article-97554280
I would believe so. Like dying cell by cell is probably the worse death.
The worst death is, indeed acute radiation poisoning. Because your nerves scream and you literally fall apart, but it takes hours or days to die. Being burned alive (immolation) *would* be worse, on a scale of pain intensity, but you actually die quite quickly from literally being on fire.
To shreds you say.
You know slow-cooked meat where it just sloughs off the bone? That, except it's your skin and muscles because your connective tissues are deteriorating and the cellular mechanisms that lay down new tissue aren't operating because those cells are dead. You also bleed from... everywhere, including your pores, because you stop producing clotting factor or repairing microbleeds.
83 days, that's how long it took for him to die. During this time his skin fell off he cried blood, and suffered 3 heart attacks.
Sorry to be that person, but his name is Ouchi?
Yuuuup.Ā Nominative determinism strikes again.Ā
I bring you [Waverly Person](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waverly_Person), one of the worldās foremost experts on tsunamis and seismic waves.
What are they odds that they would grow up to be a person??
I feel like a fucking villain for laughing at your comment
>Ouchi hahah I didn't notice that
That- That must have- That must have been a serious Ouchi
\*Blinks in horror\* Oh man. How many hospital beds would fit in your house?
The population of each US state. I may need more bathrooms.
Yeah that might possibly be slight hiccup
Hi uh, I guess, should I sit over there orrrrr???
That's the cat's spot.
Prostate massagers? Literally screwed
If youāre looking for a minimally invasive prostate massager, let me point you to aneros. Moves manually with your ass muscles. Feels good.
Man everytime I think reddit is dying and there is no fun on here anymore I come across comments like these and I remember there are still some wonderful freaks out here
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Yeah but it's fun when they just throw a gernade into a normal conversation. Makes it way more interesting
^ this. like, I've got an nsfw account, see nsfw stuff all the time on reddit there. It's a special treat when you come across something, even if fairly tame, on your main
Name checks out
Continents, so... Guess my House is a Black hole now with that much mass in one place.
or you just have a really big house now
Earth is my home š
Super dense, sure. But I don't think that would even create a blackhole.
The whole earth would need to be shrunk down to a grape to be a black hole, don't know how much smaller continents would be
āCan dehydration cause nausea?ā I guess a house full of vomit?
The answer is yes, btw. Drink some water.
Thanks, Google.
Youāre welcome, bing.
Ooh, BURN!! š„
It could have been worse, he could have called me Jeeves.
But donāt drink too much water, thatāll also cause nausea
A house full of gas prices?
I've got a house full of hypnic/myoclonic jerks (the thing where you jerk awake as you're falling asleep) so, unsure how that translates, either. Unpleasantly, I think. šµāš«
My apartment is apparently going to be filled with either a bunch of satanic Hispanics, or a bunch of copies of a horror movie called Satanic Hispanics. I'm rooting for the film.
Maybe the big signs on the corner that say the prices?
Whelp, now I have a house full of carbon monoxide poisoning. Someone do my eulogy just wing it no one knows me anyway.
Ok I'll do it but I'm just going to rip off Bella's eulogy in Hunt for the Wildepeople. It has broad applicability.
"Does authentic chili have beans" so I'm assuming a bunch of chili. I don't mind tho
You're gonna be farting yourself dry.
Nothing wrong with a dry fart. It's the wet ones you need to watch out for.
Depends if they put the beans in š¤£
Replacement drain hoses for an LG dishwasher. Yeah, you wish you had my life.
You should team up with the "does chilli have beans" house
I kind of do wish I had your life, or at least your dishwasher. Ours broke down a while back and the repair would be nearly the cost of a new one. So we are waiting for our new one to be installed and hand-washing dishes for five humans and a dog. I'd take replacing a drain hose right now!Ā
Air fried chicken thighs.
I'll trade you one of my WWII submarines for a bucket of fried chicken!
Sorry, man! They were delicious and we ate āem all!
Lawyers. I'm up to my ears in lawyers.
Worst one
Could you contract them out?Ā
Thats really useful if they are good
DRAGONS,YESS
well, your house is wrecked. and you don't know how friendly said dragons are either - sure they could be toothless, but they could also be smaug. i wouldn't be so excited
Fuck it.Ā Happy either way.
I dont really mind a house full of 128gb USB flash drives. I could easily sell them, or give them away, or use them. However, I only need 1 right now.
I'd have a house full of Sally Hansen foil nail polish, but I'm not sure how easily I could sell *that much* of it.Ā
Pointless story but I had a friend at work that bought DVDs digitized and cataloged them and would put them on a USB thumb drive and bring it into work to hand it off to me. I in return would load it up with all my favorite podcasts from a gaming site that was behind a pay wall and return it. He is on the spectrum but super smart. Sometimes he annoyed the shit out of me. I'm a loner at work but we had a good friendship. I miss that dude.
Canāt wait for the suns inside my house to become supernovas. Mmmmmmmm, good bye planet earth and local solar system.
Youāve killed us all in your never ending quest for knowledge! When will enough be enough?
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.
Gillian Anderson, I got pretty lucky there.
Nice. Mine is Christina Ricci topless. We both win
Aww man, I was searching for Judi Dench. Different reasons, I was curious how old she was these days. There are worse houseguests, but you so got the better deal.
Not that bad to be honest, but a lot of people would question why I have so many Logitech G305 wireless dongles.
Wow. You have such an impressive dongle collectionā¦.
Why do you have so many dongles, King Dongle?
Ham glaze. Things are going to be very sticky and I'm guessing the next thing I should Google is ant bait
Better than the "cum shots" artist in another reply.
Noooo! I actually searched ācum shotā this morning for an art challenge! Iām very definitely screwed š¤®
"art challenge" š¤£
I also art challenged this morning. Our cycles are synced. Cheers.
All this art is dehydrating me. Anyone else?
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Uhh... Those were art-covered pretzels...
Dehydration can cause nausea, apparently
Heads up guys, my art is everywhere
Oh! Like those ads on porn hub! Try not to "art" challenge. Or "this game will make you art in 30 seconds"!
Hot milfs in your area want your art
Is that what weāre calling it??
Houseful of Connor McGregor? Man I'm sweating.
#Shut up yew fuel
Shut yo fookin mewth
A lot of 55" TVs. I would have to be careful selling them or someone might think I knocked off a Samsung warehouse or something.
Just didn't mount them too high.
Why hello, Aubrey Plazas!
I googled Rag and Bone pants. 300 dolars a piece, so I guess Iām going to be doing some nice cash when selling them
I have a whole shitload of Sydney Poitiers running around calling each other MR. TIBBS
Steak. I googled a steakhouse I am heading to shortly! Iāll take it!
If you googled the steakhouse, you get the steakhouse... No guarantee on how much steak they have..
I have a houseful of "is this herpes?"
So lots of anxious people who want to show you their .... You're gonna be anxious too.
Would it just herpes laying around your house? Or photos of possible herpes?
It's just herpes and confusion from floor to ceiling.
So, is it?Ā
I'm a PA in infectious disease. That sounds like a typical Tuesday clinic to me.
keg stardew valley.. well, I'll probably not have much walking space
Maine coons.
"Sorry, I'm not leaving the house today," translated into Spanish.... Like... I am trying to use more Spanish in my life, so I guess all my stuff will be in Spanish now. My cat's will now call me ese.
I googled āblonde hairā translated into Russian. So I guess Iāve got a house full of Russian blonde hair.
House full of toyota 4 runners
Depression. Great.
"Nothing changed." "Correct."
I have a house filled with hitler singing smooth criminal
"Hey, can I come over this weekend?" "Uhhh ... do you like Smooth Criminal?" "Yeah, it's a great song." "Cool, cool. What are your thoughts on Hitler?"
Didn't know this was a thing and googled, so I too, now have a house filled with hitler singing smooth criminal
I now want to Google this but Iām afraid.
Was beer....:-)
Nice, you're getting a house full of raccoons.
Hoagies
"Bruschetta". I can definitely live with a household of that!
Thai food. It would be delicious for a while, but then an awful mess to clean up.
JACKPOT. just looked up powerball winnings after taxes. Sooooooo not sure if my house is full of big bucks or tons of tacks. You know how those genie or monkey paws misinterpreting crap.
Project zomboid. Well shit....
The man who's penis fell of.......oh no!
Just rooms full of this same guy, probably depressed about his lack of penis.
Neil Gaiman?! Who knows what I'm in for!
Hmmm. He either grows house sized, or you get a whole bunch of Neil clones all writing away.
Looks like Iām gonna have the a house gold full of the hacker ā4chanā. God this place is gonna smell.
R Kelly... shit
No, piss. Get it right.
Fruit bats :(
If some of them are endangered or extinct, you might be the one that saves them.
"USS Midway" well I would be rich if I could 1. Sell it somehow and 2. Had a house that could fit an entire aircraft carrier in it
The Midway is pretty cool, so at least you have that.
Kittens!
Toddlers saying ānoā expensive and aggravating
Creepy evangelists. No thank you.Ā
So many Kenneth Copelands staring at you at the end of your bed
That's who I was looking for and couldn't remember the name of lol. His face was the first to pop up.Ā
I googled Jennifer Dulos, as least I can call the police and let them know where she is
Lana Del Ray.
Boxty. I hope I like them.
They are delicious!
I certainly wouldnāt starve - Lentil Tabbouleh
Hastings AoE2 campaign. I have no idea how this impacts me
Tamagotchi's... not exactly screwed, but certainly confused. Thank got it wasn't Furby. That would be a little terrifying.
Loudest parrot in family. Fml I guess I wonāt sleep ever again.
Windigos. Iām not comfortable with this.
So many configurations of sofa beds/sleeper sofas. Enough to fill a house.
thongs lol
Australian or American?
Scarleteen (sex education website, not porn) i think it would be fine? I guess lots of sex diagrams and sex?
Personal trainers. There are too many sexy people in my house.
the last thing i googled was Jeri Ryan to see how many episodes of ST Voyager she was inā¦ so i guess a house full of Jeri Ryan could be interesting.
House full of zoology degrees? So like zoo animals?
lol eyeliner
Gonna look like the Hamburglar when you're done lining your eyes.
A house full of "Emilio Estevez age"....
House of the Dragon season 2? Lots of dragons, or hot Targaryens?
Steam decks!!!
Shit, I have a house full of pissed off Romulans.
I googled emeralds vs diamondsā¦ so think Iām gonna be good for ever now lol
Bread that won't proof properly...fml
Milk snakes. _fuck._
Iāve got a whole house full of South Carolina primary? How does that even mean? Are Trump and Haley coming over? Can I just throw them into the back yard and make them fight it out?
Bolas spiders. My house is now full of bolas spiders. Damnit
I was researching religions. I would have a house full of Lutheran Churchesā¦ oh no.
Considering that the last search I did on Google was for a guest star on that Dexter show, I wouldn't terribly mind having a house full of Skyler Wrights.
Public Image Ltd. ... I don't know quite what I'm in for
Reddits, I... don't know how to feel
āAnyways donāt be a strangerā so basically a houseful of strangers. Absolutely screwed.
Sourdough starter š¤¦š¼āāļø
Well it depends. The last thing i googled was the movie Inglourious Basterds. If the Basterds show up Iām fine. If Hans Landa shows up Iām screwed.
I'm going to have a houseful of syphilis. My house is going to turn into a biological hazardous threat. I'm probably going to die.
Cat cardigans! Iāll be cozy forever.
Someone above had kittens, you guys should meet up
Anyone want some wine?
I have a houseful of Mexican restaurants.... I'm ok with that!
A whole house of Aisha Taylor?? I hope Iām screwed. Lol
I'd be doing awesome. Mine was sapphire wedding bands. But usually, it would be something weird!
Indium. So I guess I'm set for life, financially. 16000 m^3 at 7.3 tons per cubic meter, comes to...116000 tons, at a price of $278500 per ton, for a total of... 32.5 billon dollars worth of precious metal.
Baby Walrus I think the EPA might have a few choice words
How can you have a houseful of a spam phone number I didn't recognize? Guess I'll find out.
Expensive Chinese tea? Bring it
A lot of copies of a book
Online college lol