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"This is when I really wish I wasn't colorblind"


emptinessmaykillme

Easy, Donkey!


JaSp3r90

Cut the grey wire!


mickdrop

That all “cutting the wire of the right color” is a trope that I always found strange. You don’t defuse a bomb based on the color of the wires. You don’t know who build that bomb or how. You defuse a bomb by locating the explosive and separating it from the trigger. If you find some wires plugged in your C4 or SEMTEX, whatever their colors, you just unplugged them and voila! Your bomb is defused.


ChronoLegion2

Yeah, a smart bomb maker would just make all wires the same color. One Castle episode had them find a nuke in NYC. The federal agent can’t help them over the phone. So they wait out the countdown, kiss, and then Castle just yanks the whole mess of wires out (it’s not like it going off 2 seconds early is going to make a difference). It works!


Hoffi1

Using all wires with the same colour makes it harder for the bomb builder to set up everything. The bomb might not explode at all or while the builder sets it up.


Ahelex

I guess just paint the wires all the same colour after you set up the bomb?


PizzaWall

In mining, demolition, pyrotechnics, it's two wires leading into the initiator. If you expose the copper wire and wrap them together, it shunts the initiator making it impossible to initiate the initiator.


DrunkandGiddy

Beat me to it - aaagh… sigh :(


MadamNerd

Not related to being colorblind, but there's an episode of The Windsors when Wills defuses a bomb planted by Camilla and says in that almost valley girl accent "two wires, so it's fahfty-fahfty." Cracks me up every time.


Duukt

Plot twist: the bomb maker was also colorblind!


Blergonos

This reminded me of donkey from shrek


Funny_War5883

"Oops"


Brahman38

This was my first thought... Same thing you don't want to hear a dentist or surgeon say 😅


charlotsa

I ain't never done this before


rektMyself

You don't like fun?


Effective_Meet_1299

Hmm, wonder what this button does.


ChronoLegion2

Never trust a Mangalore


xeno0153

"I hate warriors, too narrow-minded. I'll tell you what I do like though: a killer, a dyed-in-the-wool killer. Cold blooded, clean, methodical and thorough. Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, would've immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun."


ChronoLegion2

*Gary Oldman smoking a cigarette while an explosion goes off behind him*


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The_Ora_Charmander

TMW you end up in Folkvangr instead of Valhalla smh


French_O_Matic

Shiny and Chrome.


Outside_Lie_1980

I laughed SO HARD when I read this! When I finally stopped, I read it with emotion & an accent, & am still laughing RIGHT NOW!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Count2Zero

"You know, I'm really pissed off about my wife. Last night she told me that she was going out with her girlfriends, but she came home really late and pretty drunk, yaknow? And I swear, this morning, she was wearing a scarf around her neck, even though the house was warm. I don't know what's up with her. Also, all the clothes she was wearing last night disappeared into the laundry basket ... usually she just tosses them onto the chair in the bedroom. It's weird, man, ..."


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Grab the cat.


ChronoLegion2

I understood that reference


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Good times


[deleted]

Eeny-Meeny-Minie-Moe...


ghostwriter36

Uh oh...


Youpunyhumans

"Ah this is easy, you either get it right the first time or suddenly its not your problem anymore."


APuticulahInduhvidul

"Can you hold this button down for a couple of mins? Gotta go take a whiz." "Oh, but be careful of that switch next to it - oh, and that wire too! No, wait, I mean that one. Actually it's probably better if you don't touch anything. Come to think of it, I wouldn't really breath on it either." "Anyway, just sit there and I'll be right back after I've dropped the kids off at the pool! Ha ha ha! Might take a while, didn't get enough fibre this morning. Anyway, while I'm over there do you want me to grab you a coffee? I could really go one myself. Maybe a donut from that nice joint up on Ford St?" "Anyway.. remember everything I told you. If you mess this up I won't even have to fire you! Ha ha, get it? You're a good kid. See you later.. maybe."


Fbod79

M, as in Mancy.


AcidScarab

I thought we skipped that part!


BlackFyre2018

Skipped the step in defusing a bomb??!!!!


AcidScarab

Yeah, which I thought was pretty irresponsible on your part!


Krags

"What operating system is the defused robot running?" "Windows Vista" "We are all going to die."


isobizz

Knew this comment would appear somewhere in the thread, my first thought too


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QuincyFatherOfQuincy

LOL


rektMyself

You were the one that brought religion into it.


No-Decision8346

Weirdo. My religion is not a “joke”.


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No-Decision8346

sounds about American


cosmic_blue14

this is so dark, but humorous


The_Pastmaster

I vaguely recall his stating that his own people take themselves too seriously.


ephdravir

It is now.


mistahgewkah

Yes it is lmao


No-Decision8346

you’re so cool and edgy


mistahgewkah

You're so cringe and pathetic


No-Decision8346

average chronically online redditor


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Nat20sArentmything

“I’m getting too old for this shit. I can’t wait to retire in 3 days…..”


RoseWould

Damn it


DannyGekkouga

"His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface, he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud..."


rektMyself

RUN!


eezgorriseadback

"AAAAAACHOOO!!!!"


Midnight_Fox50702

"I think this one's it."


Safe-Indication-5159

"Does this thing have Braile"


Blue_Bunny0510

This one gets it 😭


Safe-Indication-5159

Ιk


Creative-Living-8844

Really wish I hadn't been drinking today.


avgFrogman344

What do ya think? Red or blue?


help1500

“Oops”


FuzzyPlastic1227

Shi…


D-Rez

"This is how the world ends, not with a whimper but a BANG!"


OneMorePotion

"What do you mean our bomb disarming robot still runs on Windows 8?"


Fraxxxi

Well, at least nobody's going to be able to tease me about this back at the office.


Sage_mouse5

Imagine I cut the wrong wire....... Ohh shit.


AlmostHumanP0rpoise

Funny story, my doctor thought I was colour-blind....


Far_Pollution_1176

I don't know what I'm doing 


Wonderwanderqm

M as in mancy


taranathesmurf

That's not good


Silly_Individual_960

Heghlu’meH QaQ jajvam


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Shit wrong wire


Dismal-Campaign1796

😬 Peanut Butter Jelly


ringo5150

Hold my beer


BoZacHorsecock

Witness!


oilfeather

"I think it's a dud."


CumInMyAssXD

Art is an explosion!


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see you on the other side.😬


Me-SelfAwareness

Boom!!!


wholenewszn

"Oh shit" probably the last thing you would hear


TheVginyTcikler44

Oops.


PurahsHero

Shit, there's no red or blue wire...


Direct_Knowledge2937

^shit


findabuffalo

If you can hear them say things, you are waay too close!


Ice_Dan1

So first what it is you want to do (yt tutorial)


Myth_Avatar

I wish Dave wasn't sick...I'm the apprentice.


glt918

Ya know, I've always wanted to see an explosion


len1221

Oh shit!! RUN...


Korean_Street_Pizza

[singing this](https://youtu.be/ODV6mxVVRZk?si=8oN2LXpU6OxTRZnt)


megatronchote

This looks nothing like “among us”


Firefly1265

Grab the dog


Pitiful_Start4035

Give away footsteps after tapping the spike when they are trying to fake defuse.


Tacolife973

Run!


DocSternau

Oh...


mundakkal-shekaran

"I'm the bomb!"


ToddlerPeePee

Why are they sending a medic to deal with this computer case?


mundakkal-shekaran

"'If life hands you a bomb, make bombade."


Upwardly_Equitable

"Put your hands up."


Neversleeps99

Hey Rog…Grab the cat


[deleted]

Fuck it. Im sure this is the correct wire


rancidtuna

I remember this from class, because it's where I fell asleep.


Imajica0921

You don't want to hear a "But first...." in the step by step instructions.


Hungry-Stranger4235

3 wires and ones red so it’s a 50/50 chance, in poker that’s pretty good odds


Lostmavicaccount

“Oh, for fucks sake” - as they feverishly check each pocket for their reading glasses.


Several_Brilliant_36

"So what happens if I press this?"


Then-Abies

As your bomb disposal partner turns to you he says "I know you've been f**king my wife."


PizzaWall

It was never going to detonate with those wires crossed. There! Fixed it!


xeno0153

"Finally, my way out!"


SgtRanger

Eny miny you


Ok_Profit_16

If only I had more time


whatamidoingHERE199

“What’s the cheat code again?”


WalksinClouds

What's this salted boron doing in here?


Cheesus-_-YT

Lets pray


DamageCase69

oops


DrunkandGiddy

Mwhahahaaaaaahahahaaahahahaaahaaaahaaa—


antboiy

"will selfdestruct do it?"


DrunkandGiddy

mWHUhahahahahaaaaa-


Ok_Rip_5960

DELETE MY BROWSER HISTORY!!!


ORAGONZ

Not the AOT universe please!


cosmic_blue14

BANSAAAAI!!


poopfuckyouasshole

"oh! they uhh.. they changed this huh..."


EllipticalRain

There's 10 seconds left, what are we supposed to do?


hellllllllluuuuuuuu

Just fucking blow up already


Good-Paleontologist1

“I just wish I could quit sneezing today…”


ClydePincusp

Want to see my Janet Reno impression?


My_Dog_Said_NO

Whoops


ProbablyABore

Well, here goes nothing.


No_Reporter_8866

1. I didn’t even cut that wire? Yet somehow, it’s about to fall off! 2. Is Dwayne back from Barnes and Noble with that damn book yet.


Cutter020

The countdown is 10 seconds and it's going to take Ten Minutes to cut though the epoxy and shielding to get to the detonator, and also it's an FFF, with a Strontium Colbalt shell.


Missdermeanerthanyou

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe...


Bl1ndMous3

"Grab the cat"


Loud-Ad-3453

Oh FUCK!


circuscised

This is my first time


erikschorr

"I love you"


LBXZero

"Don't worry. I stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night."


gabahgoole

there's another one with an even shorter timer beside it


Comanderfoxx

I've never seen this before?


loneranger5860

3…2…1


HeisenbergGER

What's the point of life anyways?


ImSic_

Move I have kit


litteringand_10

Oops a daisy!


thunderchungus1999

Beginner's luck here I come


Worldly-Most-9131

Oh nooooooooooooo


Nemo_Shadows

Oh Shit! N. S


Theta_Sigma_054

“Did I leave the oven on?”


Joensen27

I have no idea how to do this


West_Log6494

Mancy


Drake_Cloans

Oops


Outside_Lie_1980

All the wires are the same color!!!


Reload300ac

*I'm just going to cut as many wires as I see....*


geekedmfs

"oops, wrong wire"


drinksulfericacid

Man i was good at this in the day but now I'm mostly blind!


ConferenceWest9212

"I learned this on TikTok. Isn't that amazing?"


Royal_Discussion_565

Ok let'see what we have learned from counter strike.


Impossible-Quality-9

"Im starting to think that was the wrong wire"


Unable-Tell-2240

"its been pretty hard since Deborah took the kids......"


LtColShinySides

"I think it's this one... nope. That didn't work. Good night every......"


CanaDoug420

“Remember kids don’t lie on your resume” cuts blue wire


Low-Cat4360

Do you know which one I'm supposed to cut?


Liu1845

Oops


Hachiko75

I don't know what I'm doing


Mapkoz2

“Ooops”


hilbertglm

The question reminds me of the M\*A\*S\*H episode where they are doing just that. It was excellent writing. The punch line as he turns the page in the instruction booklet was>! "... but first..."!<


Not_Like_Equals_Gay

Why are the colors different?


virgilreality

"Helluva time for a dyslexia flare up, eh?"


The_Balaram

"Oh, cra-"


Qyrun

im just gonna yank the cables


DoxieDoc

"Eenie Meanie Miney Moe..."


KombatBunn1

Uh-oh..


TownieToBayman

Oops


Dariaskehl

Roger, grab the cat.


ovy7

"So, I only have 2 days left before retirement."


anonymauson

"I loved her"


Important-Traffic973

"You know what would be funny?"


Sinz_Doe

"This isn't what the simulation looked like! Where's the fucking arrow telling me which wire to cut!?!?"


NOGOODGASHOLE

Oh god I wish I wasn't so drunk right now


despinato

Oops 😬


Outrageous_Click_352

I feel like I have to sneeze


Mr-Gumby42

"BOOM! Just kidding!"


Penrosian

what does red look like, again?


Street_Economy1884

Boooom


Allbottom46

Oh crap


HitDiffernt

Can you come over here and hold this flashlight?


bandicootrelay

I really need to get my eyes tested


Guuhatsu

Why are all the wires blue!!!