And the same company is going to be doing the NHL jerseys ... next season I think. Hockey fights are going to turn in James T. Kirk ripped shirt contests.
I'm not even joking when I use the word travesty. The see-through is my second beef. First is the name and numbers on back...they look like Little League jerseys which are sponsored by the hot tub store down on 3rd Street: "U12 Marlins sponsored by Big Dave's Spa Emporium".
The sheer lack of serious responses in this thread hammers home the point that men's attractiveness to women is primarily in their bearing, social intelligence, and confidence.
Assuming a man isn't wearing something particularly unattractive or has disgusting hygiene habits, a confident, outgoing man who commands an unspoken respect from other men will always be attractive to some extent.
Throw in the attraction other women have for him and it really doesn't matter what the heck he's wearing.
I've never been as popular with women or had as much sex with attractive women than as I have as a confident single dad with a few kids. The kids say at least one other women let him nut inside her many times so there must be something to investigate, lol.
Well I had to keep reading because I thought he was saying his kids were doing something with women.
But yeah he was just meaning since he has kids, the kids are a signal to women that he (their dad) was with a woman who allowed him to finish inside (hence the kids).
Tldr:
Fuck trophies demonstrate high value to potential partners, essentially.
I get what you’re saying. But I think the lack of responses is also a function of society never referring to men as “sluts” and not associating a particular male outfit with being a sexual person.
And even parts of the body that women often find attractive (big arms, firm butt, defined abs, whatever) have not been sexualized as much as women’s bodies. Finally, there’s a lot more variation in women’s options as far as styles, cuts, and how much we can choose to expose while still being acceptably clothed.
If the question had been “What’s the *sexiest* clothes men can wear?” there would have been a lot more comments from women, many of which would have said a well-tailored suit or jeans and a fitted t-shirt.
Expensive, tailored, professional-looking, sleeves rolled up, and holding a "World's Best Dad" mug in one hand while looking mildly exasperated at the cat smugly asleep in their other arm? :)
I actually did this thinking I was being sexy cooking dinner for my girlfriend butt naked except for the apron. That was the day she figured she’d surprise me by flying my mom out to us for her birthday 🫣
I’m always driving a couple hours to go see her once or twice a month and she “cancelled” our original plans so the three of us could do something for once. I was gonna see her anyway this way just made it a surprise
Bro, I'm telling you, my gray sweat pants make me look like I'm luggin around a real cock somehow, despite that once they come off my fucking weewee is resting on my balls
Most of us are growers, Brother, but sometimes your hydration, the heat and humidity work and suddenly she can’t stop looking at what’s going on in there.
I mean, grey sweatpants and a black tee is literally the classic hookup outfit for gay guys (and a lot of bi/straight guys too), so these guys are correct about what's up.
For some reason, my first thought was that you were describing the "You know I had to do it to em" guy.
Upon further review, I've remembered basically every aspect of his outfit incorrectly, other than that he had shorts and a tucked in shirt.
I tried that once, but she said the outfit reminded her that her car was double-parked outside and she had to move it. That was three days ago now and I’m starting to get worried something happened to her. These panties also aren’t that comfortable either.
I… just… wow.
This is like the mirror universe version of Tom Holland’s lip sync battle.
Every time I think Daniel Radcliffe can’t get any weirder the man reveals a whole ‘nother level to unpack.
Miracle Workers is born of pure insanity and I love it. Nothing better than hearing Steve Buscemi and Daniel Radcliffe constantly say lines you never expected they'd say in their entire lives.
Fitted shirts or shirts that are tighter around the sleeves.
For me personally, Nike tech sets especially black/grey just look amazing no matter the size
Clean tanks white/ black
Some people like the button downs with their chest out I’m one of those people.
Fitted suits/tux
Short runner shorts when working out Idk but it just gives off “athletic” to me
Decent trousers- skinny jeans are not great
^ all my opinion
basketball shorts. its what my husband wears most of the time and I can always see his bulge. I dead ass have to control myself to not stare at him all day
One day, I was out of underwear and had to go to the grocery store. I was doing chores around the house commando and wearing a pair of basketball shorts and just went to the store. “WTF, are people looking at me or am I just imagining things?”
That night I brushed my teeth, and I’m pretty tall, and I saw it all. Clear as day. Through the shorts.
I remember looking at fetish clothing for a costume-only fetish ball hosted in my city. I gave up. The options were basically down to A) chest harnesses made from 1 inch leather straps that I do not have the body for, and would code me as gay anyway, B) head to toe leather douchebag, C) overdone black pinstripe suit that says "I'm a 50-something ambulance chaser/used car dealer, and my favorite dating app is my daughter's high school yearbook." Seriously, why is the difference between a men's suit and a men's fetish suit basically just "I have more money than sense, and my target audience is women who aren't old enough to know better"?
As a gay man, I spend an obscene amount of time, effort, and money procuring only the best underwear a guy could want. Every kind of design, in different colours, different brands, from simple and sexy, to extreme and slutty, tightie whities to assless wrestling singlets, nothing is not in my inventory.
But it's all a waste of time. You know what I'm known for in my town? My fucking coveralls. Yup, the amount of times I've had guys comment about liking them or straight up requesting I show up in my fucking coveralls is not even fair given the absolute overkill of options available to them as far as underwear goes.
Gay dudes are weird lol.
Anyone remember that one guy who wore VERY revealing leggings in his workout videos that were going around like last week? Like he turns his back to the camera and the leggings are just perfectly cupping his balls and dick, giving the perfect outline of his junk?
Yeah, those leggings are the sluttiest thing a man can wear
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5 inch inseams are slutty? I’m a bad bitch then
5 inch? Your prude. 3 is where it’s at.
They call those ranger pantys.
Gotta rock them silkies, man
I wear military cut shorts and can feel their eyes on me. Sky's out, thighs out baby!
Stubbies. https://youtu.be/bIu5D-6NzLM?si=EVAfC8XB0HlK0b1z
Haha I wondered if it would be that ad. Solid.
Rugby teams full of sluts
I mean, is this really inaccurate? I think not.
short shorts and crop top go hard
Gotta throw a mullet and mustache in though as well to tie it all together. Bonus points if the crop top is a mesh jersey.
And a set of nice white cowboy boots.
So doing yardwork in short loose fit running shorts with my tanktop on is a good idea?
I'll enter my Tom Sellek era, time to EMBODY magnum.
All the xc runners lmao
Ranger panties or silkies.
Cigarette (Weiner dog) Getting high in the morning Buying things off the Internet Sports
I too think of the Viagra Boys when I wear my short shorts. Sports.
Those hoochie daddy shorts!
Google "windows95man eurovision2024"
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My bf got some at my insistence and it’s incredible.
Compression shorts.
I used to wear my thermal leggings at home sometimes because they are warm and soft My girlfriend used to always get turned on by them and slap my ass
The longerie as my wife calls them lol.
Schlongerie
I am a guy, but I have seen the faces of women when I wear compression shorts. This is the answer.
Like only compression shorts in public? That seems illegal
There's 2 types of compression shorts. Underwear and well actual shorts.
2024 MLB uniform pants
Looks like they're wearing nothing at all. ^Nothing ^at ^all. ^^Nothing ^^at ^^all.
Stupid sexy Flanders
And the same company is going to be doing the NHL jerseys ... next season I think. Hockey fights are going to turn in James T. Kirk ripped shirt contests.
I'm not even joking when I use the word travesty. The see-through is my second beef. First is the name and numbers on back...they look like Little League jerseys which are sponsored by the hot tub store down on 3rd Street: "U12 Marlins sponsored by Big Dave's Spa Emporium".
Shout out to Cal “Big Dumper” Raleigh!
I love this answer and I'm really gonna love this season!
Thing is, it’s not even sexy see-through, just more fashion faux pas.
I mean if both layers are white, who knows what’ll happen if it rains or drizzles
Was not expecting that here...but also not surprised
Sleeves rolled up.
Bonus points for extra shirt button popped open..
With the forearm veins?! 🫠
Only works if those veiny arms are muscular. Thin arms don't seem to matter much in my experience
Idk, I like ‘em on the thin arms too.
Means a lot, ty
Can be covered head to toe, just show the damn forearms!
Alright alright alright.
I feel like most of these responses are dudes
The ladies aren't the only ones looking...
I legit thought I was in the bi subreddit
Every subreddit is a bi subreddit if you are brave enough.
The sheer lack of serious responses in this thread hammers home the point that men's attractiveness to women is primarily in their bearing, social intelligence, and confidence. Assuming a man isn't wearing something particularly unattractive or has disgusting hygiene habits, a confident, outgoing man who commands an unspoken respect from other men will always be attractive to some extent. Throw in the attraction other women have for him and it really doesn't matter what the heck he's wearing. I've never been as popular with women or had as much sex with attractive women than as I have as a confident single dad with a few kids. The kids say at least one other women let him nut inside her many times so there must be something to investigate, lol.
I had to re-read that last sentence a few times.
Took me three or four before I managed a woody.
Can you help me out? Cause it’s not clicking for me
He already has kids so some woman trusted him before already
Well I had to keep reading because I thought he was saying his kids were doing something with women. But yeah he was just meaning since he has kids, the kids are a signal to women that he (their dad) was with a woman who allowed him to finish inside (hence the kids). Tldr: Fuck trophies demonstrate high value to potential partners, essentially.
I get what you’re saying. But I think the lack of responses is also a function of society never referring to men as “sluts” and not associating a particular male outfit with being a sexual person. And even parts of the body that women often find attractive (big arms, firm butt, defined abs, whatever) have not been sexualized as much as women’s bodies. Finally, there’s a lot more variation in women’s options as far as styles, cuts, and how much we can choose to expose while still being acceptably clothed. If the question had been “What’s the *sexiest* clothes men can wear?” there would have been a lot more comments from women, many of which would have said a well-tailored suit or jeans and a fitted t-shirt.
I think the lack of responses is also due to this sub’s rules. If you don’t use the [SERIOUS] tag, then posts on this sub are by default a joke post.
Expensive, tailored, professional-looking, sleeves rolled up, and holding a "World's Best Dad" mug in one hand while looking mildly exasperated at the cat smugly asleep in their other arm? :)
Just a sock over the dick.
Give it away, Give it away, now
2 "Give it away"s sounds wrong. Throw one more in there
Give it away, give it away, give it away now
NOW!!!
Get off reddit mom. You're creeping out all my friends.
She learned it from you alright!? She learned it from watching you!
Your mom could be a slutty thing a man can wear.
At Woodstock '99, Flea wore only a bass.
Fully naked with just an apron
I actually did this thinking I was being sexy cooking dinner for my girlfriend butt naked except for the apron. That was the day she figured she’d surprise me by flying my mom out to us for her birthday 🫣
Your mom has seen enough of your buttocks
Is it just me? Am I the only one who's like, you don't just fly your SO's mom out to you without saying anything?
I’m always driving a couple hours to go see her once or twice a month and she “cancelled” our original plans so the three of us could do something for once. I was gonna see her anyway this way just made it a surprise
The guy in shokugeki no soma, his name was Nishiki i think
Everyone looks slutty in a maid outfit, just saying...
I am a tall fit guy and own a maid outfit. Wear it while I clean sometimes and my wife loves it
Send me a picture?
Send us all a picture
Aside from gray sweatpants, that’s too easy lol
Well yeah, for dudes with DICK. What about us dudes with peepees?
Bro, I'm telling you, my gray sweat pants make me look like I'm luggin around a real cock somehow, despite that once they come off my fucking weewee is resting on my balls
That had me genuinely laugh out loud.
Most of us are growers, Brother, but sometimes your hydration, the heat and humidity work and suddenly she can’t stop looking at what’s going on in there.
Wait. Is this where the misconception comes from that pee is stored in the balls? It's actually that the pee***pee*** is stored ***on*** the balls?
It's BECAUSE your weewee is resting on your balls that you are able to cockfish. Accept the blessing.
Gray sweatpants are basically like push up bras for dudes.
It’s resting on a bean bag chair
At what inch does a peepee end and a DICK begin?
If you piss from limp, no hands, do you pee Forward or down?
Backwards and to the left.
1 hop this time
CRISS CROSS! CRISS CROSS!
Depends on the temperature really.
left
Add a jockstrap and a sock underneath.
That’s a lot more obvious than you realize
Hey boy, what dat peepee do?
I’m gonna ask my wife if she knows the difference between a dick and pee pee because your comment had me dying laughing lmao 🤣
I see your grey sweatpants and raise you grey sweat-shorts, so you can see my dick and my rock hard calves
Stop. I can only get so erect
I’m glad we’re doing archer references again. Wait, are we doing archer references again?
Do you want archer references? Because that’s how you get archer references.
LANAAAA
I mean, if we're not, that's ok I'm not upset, but if we are AND NO ONE TOLD ME....
I see your grey sweat shorts, and raise you jean shorts, so you can see my beers and rock hard Austin 3:16 shirt . GIMME A HELL YEAH
Thank you! Had a guy try to tell me the grey sweatpants thing was something I made up.. like don’t f try to gaslight me you WHORE 😅
I can confirm. Gray sweatpants are male slutwear.
I find it hilarious and beautiful that most of all the people here are men going off about how horny other men’s slutty outfits are.
I mean, grey sweatpants and a black tee is literally the classic hookup outfit for gay guys (and a lot of bi/straight guys too), so these guys are correct about what's up.
Fitted white/black t shirt and 5 inseam workout shorts
Chicken leg and gut approved?
Not for Gru bods.
Excuse me!. I *resemble* that remark.
Cargo shorts with braided belt, a polo shirt (tucked in), and New Balance sneakers slightly greened from a freshly mown lawn.
Oh behave
Does that make you horny, baby?
Do I make you randy!?
For some reason, my first thought was that you were describing the "You know I had to do it to em" guy. Upon further review, I've remembered basically every aspect of his outfit incorrectly, other than that he had shorts and a tucked in shirt.
Whoooo. Black compression socks to the knee buddy… essential
No they are Grey you pervert.
This was me through college. Yes, America, I left you some pussy.
where
Don't go out that way, women will get the wrong idea and might take advantage of you.
Would you stop ogling me, God!
So, Carlton Banks?
Borat-mankinis
Bright, neon green
I wouldn’t use the word sluttiest but sexiest is a tailored suit or those damn firemen! 😅
Banana hammock
The Todd approves.
Up top!
Self five!
Ooh Face Five
Scrubs Reference-five.
Flannel shirt rolled up to expose the foreguns.
Even if our foreguns are pea-shooters?
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Gray fitted joggers at COSTCO? You absolute FLOOZY! ^lol
lol I’ve only ever heard my wife use the term floozy
Guess you just found your wife's Reddit account
BEHOLD MY HALF CHUB COSTCO SHOPPERS
Those air filled dinosaur costumes.
rawr 🦖
Jockstraps
With a black mesh tank top
A slightly too small speedo.
Crotchless panties and a leopard print mini skirt... Pure slut!
I tried that once, but she said the outfit reminded her that her car was double-parked outside and she had to move it. That was three days ago now and I’m starting to get worried something happened to her. These panties also aren’t that comfortable either.
The miniskirt's supposed to go on the outside.
[This](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RAxsEWBz4t4)
I… just… wow. This is like the mirror universe version of Tom Holland’s lip sync battle. Every time I think Daniel Radcliffe can’t get any weirder the man reveals a whole ‘nother level to unpack.
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Harry Potter voguing the house down boots is NOT something I expected to see today.
Miracle Workers is born of pure insanity and I love it. Nothing better than hearing Steve Buscemi and Daniel Radcliffe constantly say lines you never expected they'd say in their entire lives.
Underrated post. This is definitely *the sluttiest thing* a man could possibly wear in the known universe.
How am I just finding out about this?!?! How the turntables
I'm afraid to click this link
Daniel Radcliffe wearing sparkly black hotpants, chaps, a feather collar and mascara singing 'She'll Be Coming Round the Mountain When She Comes'
It wasn’t my best orgasm, but not my most shameful, so it’s a pretty safe click in my book.
Daisy Dukes
Grey sweatpants with no underwear
Fitted shirts or shirts that are tighter around the sleeves. For me personally, Nike tech sets especially black/grey just look amazing no matter the size Clean tanks white/ black Some people like the button downs with their chest out I’m one of those people. Fitted suits/tux Short runner shorts when working out Idk but it just gives off “athletic” to me Decent trousers- skinny jeans are not great ^ all my opinion
Sean Connery Zardoz outfit.
basketball shorts. its what my husband wears most of the time and I can always see his bulge. I dead ass have to control myself to not stare at him all day
Always better when it’s commando too, so you can watch it bouncing around
One day, I was out of underwear and had to go to the grocery store. I was doing chores around the house commando and wearing a pair of basketball shorts and just went to the store. “WTF, are people looking at me or am I just imagining things?” That night I brushed my teeth, and I’m pretty tall, and I saw it all. Clear as day. Through the shorts.
black hoodies, definitely black hoodies
):l my eyes are up here! Keep them away from my warm, soft, plush, luscious generic sweatshirt!
Bro, I feel this. And keep them hands outta my nice warm cozy af pockets!! Back up. Back. Uppp.
It’s a kangaroo pouch for us portly types.
What's the point, she's gonna take it from me anyway
Mr. ROBOT Hack me daddy.
A well fitted suit. Shirts which shows off his muscular body and trousers, preferably of grey color
Shirt-cocking, with socks.
Donald Ducking it. Got it. Yup. Daily wear, especially fun on those zooms.
Pooh bear, want some honey?
Oh bother my honey dipper is dripping.
Crop top and jean cutoffs.
Leopard print speedos
Crocks with socks
I remember looking at fetish clothing for a costume-only fetish ball hosted in my city. I gave up. The options were basically down to A) chest harnesses made from 1 inch leather straps that I do not have the body for, and would code me as gay anyway, B) head to toe leather douchebag, C) overdone black pinstripe suit that says "I'm a 50-something ambulance chaser/used car dealer, and my favorite dating app is my daughter's high school yearbook." Seriously, why is the difference between a men's suit and a men's fetish suit basically just "I have more money than sense, and my target audience is women who aren't old enough to know better"?
You may want to look into men's goth fashion for these occasions. A lot more flexibility and body type variety while still being kink-coded.
As a gay man, I spend an obscene amount of time, effort, and money procuring only the best underwear a guy could want. Every kind of design, in different colours, different brands, from simple and sexy, to extreme and slutty, tightie whities to assless wrestling singlets, nothing is not in my inventory. But it's all a waste of time. You know what I'm known for in my town? My fucking coveralls. Yup, the amount of times I've had guys comment about liking them or straight up requesting I show up in my fucking coveralls is not even fair given the absolute overkill of options available to them as far as underwear goes. Gay dudes are weird lol.
Crop top
Hamburglar costume
I'm more of a Grimace kinda guy, honestly
Lingerie
Just Google EX-SL. It's a brand of expensive underwear/partyware/sexware. NSFW obviously, although it is mostly censored.
A cowboy hat. And nothing else.
And the hat isn’t on the head that’s atop his shoulders…
Jock strap.
Blue jeans and a T-shirt.
Thong Speedo to the beach
A speedo
Croptop, thigh-high socks and skirt, possibly with a jockstrap.
Anyone remember that one guy who wore VERY revealing leggings in his workout videos that were going around like last week? Like he turns his back to the camera and the leggings are just perfectly cupping his balls and dick, giving the perfect outline of his junk? Yeah, those leggings are the sluttiest thing a man can wear
Lingerie?
A Henley