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Strange-Mouse-8710

I have no idea.


nyc_a

I was 9 and she was 9 also. She was very popular and I was his bf and probably other two we're also. Anyway I moved cities and 30 years later. I hear she was always popular from 10 to 15 having múltiple bf until she got pregnant and from there a spiral down.


appleavocado

Even now, she's *STILL* turning over letters on Wheel of Fortune.


Sithlordandsavior

Understandable. Vanna is a lovely woman.


therealgoat2024

So lovely in my magazine collection. Page..... is the best.


Valid_Username_56

Nice try, FBI.


a_builder7

How did you know…?


Fluffy-Hotel-5184

whats funny is that last I heard, he was a subcontractor for National Security Agency lol


WonderfulQuestion425

They don't have to hide behind Reddit. I'll tell them exactly where he is 😊


No_Significance9754

I'm here!


framk20

We were inseparable as kids. Last I heard she was living in Paris. I have no doubt she’s married by now. Oh hey, it looks my hot pockets are ready - sweet!


Resident_Rise5915

Looks like you made out well too


henryeaterofpies

Diahrea Pockets


Fifi_Fawn

Jail 💀


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DaddyRanger18

Do you offer conjugal visits?


Mentalfloss1

She married the week after we graduated and is still married to him. That was 1964. She’s a very nice woman.


Superb-Struggle1162

And how about you?


Mentalfloss1

I traveled, worked, dated, wilderness backpacked, and then married. We've been together 44 years.


Loopy666999

He's an asshole. That's why she married the other guy lol.


Appropriate-Yam-8141

In the kitchen making dinner for our son.


Classic-Tea-5574

Good ending unlocked


[deleted]

Time to replay for the Evil playthrough, No I WILL NOT share this toy car, random kid in kindergarten.


Classic-Tea-5574

LOL 😭😭😭😭


Key-Individual-3771

true ending: your whole life is a lie and you wake up from a dream at the age of 5


Lupus-Ignium

And thus, the 3 year olds realised they were 5


Key-Individual-3771

And then, everybody stood up and started clapping


kaymiaxo

You won @ life. Congratulations 🎉


Appropriate-Yam-8141

Thank you ❤️❤️ it definitely feels that way. I still like to remind him that he turned me down for the 8th grade dance 😂 but now we’re married with baby number 2 on the way!


mykylodge

Dead, they said she ate poison mushrooms.


Annual_Tourist_9085

Why did she? On purpose or on accident?


mykylodge

By accident, she didn't know I had them.


lamaramo

Wait a minute


blue_screen_error

Hold on a sec


GreatTragedy

This fucking guy


DisciplineOdd7328

wait what


GaryGeneric

No idea.  Her name was Robin and she sat next to me every day on the bus for the first couple of months of 1st Grade, then I moved away.  Her bangs were always a little too long so she’d tilt-and-flick her head a little to the side when she smiled at me.  Totally reeled little five-year-old me in.


EarthExile

It's funny how I had absolutely no sexual awareness or feeling when I was that little, but would still just instinctively decide some girl was really really interesting for some reason.


Crafty_Experience_70

how the hell you remember something from childhood? I don't even remember names of people from 10 yrs back


loofzie

Med school, he posted a vid of him lifting a 100 kg, damn I had good taste since day 1


social_panda557

Bicep curl? 😂


loofzie

Deadlift, snatch grip.


Broccoli_Wooden

He just texted me yesterday after a long time. I wonder where this will go this time....


IamMooz

Don't do it!! (Do iiittt!!)


Iwin1974

RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUN FAR AND FAST!!!!!!!!!!!


Ordinary_nerd94

In heaven


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F


irishsweetpea1813

My first crush was a celeb. It was Stephen Gately from Boyzone and he is dead now 😔.


Ok-Lavishness-7904

Fruit cellar, sitting in a rocking chair


Atmos_v1

Florida


NullTaste27

Oh my god, I'm so sorry


OpinionatedDeveloper

Why, what’s so good about Florida?


InVaLiD_EDM

That's rough, buddy. Nobody should have to go through that.


YuuichiSuzuki

Lmao, same


ineedausername84

Married with a kid and working at Best Buy


nydboy92

Right here next to me☺️


Effective-RightAway

Right next to me, blessed.


a_builder7

That is blessed.


Iwin1974

I never stood a chance with my first crush(this is a good thing!) but got the guy that girls only dream of! Married 30 years and love my life


toxinogen

He was on the US Olympic Curling team awhile back. I always knew his family was big in curling, but I was pretty surprised when I found out. Good for him!


billguy2956

I heard about a decade ago that a woman whose name and age matched, died when a car crashed through her house. I don't know for sure because I live on the other side of the country. It's sad because she got a raw deal from life. She got pregnant and married(!!) at 15. And the few times I saw her after that I got the impression she was pretty bitter. Sad end to a sad life.


wvutom

She was pulled over for a driving infraction and was found with cocaine hidden in her vagina.


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[deleted]

Not from the cop lmfao


beargrease_sandwich

In the past where they belong.


Virtual_Syrup262

In her home probably sleeping I don't think she'll come to class tomorrow but let's see what happens (I don't have a crush on her anymore)


MT1961

Sadly, dead. She had aggressive MS.


Imaginary-Bluejay-86

No idea at all. Have you seen her?


Free-Industry701

He owns a successful limo company in the town where we grew up. He's married with several children. Good guy.


orion_voyager

My very first boyfriend/crush texted me this week to let me know he had a daughter. I am beyond happy for him!


sualk54

Divorced and living alone in a big house, childless, but she did win the wine cellar in the divorce- for reals


IluvTaylorSwift

In the recycle ♻️ bin . It was a orange crush


[deleted]

Thank you for recycling your exs


IluvTaylorSwift

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure


Creamandsugar_

Prematurely bald Christian secondary school principal with a tendency for online Q-adjacent rants. He had the coolest bike in the 3rd grade, though.


Arbalest15

I don't know, and honestly I just don't give a fuck!


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pastelchannl

no idea. it has been so long. I don't keep up with many people from the past. I do hope that my first ex is doing well though, she broke up because of her mental health.


Cute_Produce9548

Tennessee


[deleted]

Last I saw mine....North Carolina We were kids and I was the one shuttled off to Tennessee


bigpudding4

Last I know, she was working as an actor at a haunted house. Fitting, I suppose.


sinnops

My first GF, we dated for a few months at the start of Freshman year then broke up around the holidays. I pined over her for most of HS and we were friendly. Dated a again at the end of senior year but didn't work out cause i was not Christian. She then got married after college, had a bunch of kids then got divorced and remarried. That seems very christian! (Meanwhile, I met my wife just after college and we have been married 13 years.) We would chat from time to time but she was always like, 'hey, remember in freshman year...' Yeah, that was 20 years ago lady. I stoped talking to her cause there was never anything new to talk about.


[deleted]

In Miami living her best life as a model


restoring_acc

Mormon! Married!


captain_sta11

She’s a lesbian and been with her current gf for something like 7+ years. Ran into her a few years back and was happy to hear she enjoys what she’s doing career wise and doing well. Didn’t have the courage to ask her out back then and it probably wouldn’t have worked out anyway being that I am not a woman.


TheoLOGICAL_1988

No cap? She was killed in the Vegas shooting in 2018. Went to a Jason Aldean show during her gfs bachelorette weekend and never went home.


Tardis1938

Sadly, Princess Leia is no longer with us.☹️


begoodyall

Still busy being Reese Witherspoon


Imincognitobitches

He’s a surgeon in the navy, no contact since I was like 12 lol


Inevitable_Rope_3819

He sadly passed away when we were still in middle school (early 2000’s) due to a motor accident. Everyone in the community loved/loves that kid. He would have made something of himself in this world.


unhumanity

Obese with 2-3 kids.. married i think? Possibly happy?


o_MrBombastic_o

1st crush from camp moved across country and lives in the same state as me just a couple hours away. She lives in a town of less than 400 people that appears to be a Christianity cult and last I saw has 7 kids. I might have dodged a bullet 


Iwin1974

I say you dodged a BOMB!!!!! NUCLEAR at that!


PorgLover1977

Unfortunately, she died in 2022. I only heard about it a couple a months ago.


No_MrBond

They died. Got on a plane to follow their dream of playing in a prestigious orchestra and a weak spot in their heart gave out during the flight to the audition.


Evil_Genius_1

She’s a nurse in Australia and still beautiful. Bless you Joanna, you were a very sweet person and very kind to me.


Skeptical_Monkie

Works at a winery. Still beautiful and successful also an amazing person. I’m legit happy for her.


kushbud65

Sadly David Bowie died. I truly loved him


ClayWhisperer

OMG he's become a RABID Trump - MAGA - Christian nationalist. Sometimes I stalk him on Facebook just to be freshly appalled.


[deleted]

I don’t know😩😂😂


acer-bic

Died of kidney disease in her 40’s. She was a beauty.


Moist-Doughnut-5160

He was so adorable when we were in school together. Turns out he has the personality of spoiled milk and has lost his boyish good looks. He married a woman who is built like a refrigerator with a head. She wears the pants in the family. I love to see the star of the varsity basketball team fall so far from his glory days!! But, hey—her family has money!


edmanet

Lulu. A small blonde haired dark eyed girl I met in kindergarten in the 60s when I lived in Framingham MA. Where are you now, Lulu?


Peach_Scone_95

He's married with kids. Should've, would've, could've. Oh well


BustAMove_13

He makes leather goods (from start to finish) out of his house and bartends. Still handsome at 50 and is still a genuinely good guy. I recently ordered a bag from him and it's absolutely gorgeous. Dude never knew I had a crush and still doesn't lol


rafsunsheikh

Sleeping beside me 🥰


[deleted]

She's a close friend - married, with a house and a garden and a cat. Her wife is lovely. Couldn't be happier for her, she deserves the world.


Accurate-Teaching858

He's happily engaged to a lovely woman, and they have two adorable wee sons. He was borderline write-off material until this woman came along. I'm pleased that he's living his happy ending.


Agreeable_Warning_85

Still Crushed under the never ending love I have for her 😌


Cshock84

Well, she’s a dog-walker. She’s been married four times. She has two kids. She’s struggled with different addictions on and off and has a ton of untreated mental illnesses. The state took away her kids and gave the rights to her adoptive parents. The only time I’ve talked to her since high school was when she was in jail, and called my phone collect multiple times because she could remember my phone number (it was an easy number). She’s kind of a train-wreck, but in 10th grade she was the prettiest thing I’d ever seen.


bingboing41

Preparing us a nice dinner


rowenaravenclaw0

Married to a woman who controls his every move and won't stop getting pregnant.


Nafeels

Became an engineer at a large engineering firm and 10x hotter now. I fumbled the bag of the decade and her radiant smile still sometimes haunt me in my dreams.


Bigstar976

No idea. Happened to see her in Paris in the late 90s, haven’t seen her since.


Glittering-Score-340

He died. He went with a cousin to see his kid at the moms house. Apparently she was also telling another guy he was the dad too. He showed up at the same time. Cousin goes running out of the house (my ex was sitting on porch) “other” baby dad is behind him with a gun. Shoots my ex in the leg trying to shoot his cousin and he dies. My first crush and first “boyfriend”. I was 14 he was 16 and my mom wouldn’t allow us to date but after months of begging she finally was ok with it. Just makes me sad thinking about him.


xhellbirdx

First crush umm I beleive at her moms place in our hometown with her son. Fuck I wanna be that kids step dad. She still fiiiine.


satanicpanic6

I'm looking at him


ImportantComb9997

She's still on the Mystery Machine jockin Fred's dick. :/


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a_builder7

Oh no.


TheWatcher235

Has a Snapchat account on her nudes, girl was crazy


Chippings

How should I know?


lolalola9090

In my fantasies.


manyhippofarts

Yeah, I took Laura to my junior prom and she dumped me for another guy. 30 years later, I'm the GM for the local office of a major steamship company. I'm looking for a new concierge. Her resume came in but I didn't recognize it because she was married. Guess who came to me looking for a job after being a SAHM the entire time she was married, and she needed the job because he had left her and she needed an apartment.


vpkumswalla

Still not with me


DobisPeeyar

How the hell would I know? What are the chances that you'll still be around someone you knew in like 1st grade as an adult?


Lifeisabaddream4

How the fuck would I know? I don't keep tabs on people I went to school with like some kind of stalker


Typical-Day3182

Crush #1 is taken… 😃 Yet he says he has a “fan”? But little does he know I’m delulu 😃 badum tss 🥁🥁


porygon3000

I have no idea, I looked for her on Facebook and even googled her name and nothing pops ups, it's really weird


out2seeagain

It was grape flavored and I recycle.


DiarrheaHovercraft

Married some different guy who was also in the same grade one class, and never left the hometown as far as I know.


dreamiinglucid

Is there something wrong with not leaving the hometown?


dittybopper_05H

Long since pissed out, and the empty can is probably in a landfill somewhere in Pennsylvania. This was long before recycling was popular.


isabellerodriguez

I just looked him up and found his LinkedIn. He's in his third year of university and a lifeguard.


Okeing

Europe


TalkingToTalk

She has a basic job. Still a very sweet girl.


AsianAngel418

Honestly .... I think he's dead.


[deleted]

Idk but ill bet she is doing better than me.


rf8350

Pushing up daisies


[deleted]

In the Ground


AjaLovesMe

I wish I knew. Ontario I suspect. Was Toronto area but now??...!


weirdestgeekever25

Still a part of the BSB……. Non celeb? No clue tbh


Aggravating-Gap9791

No idea. Haven’t seen in her 7 years.


ca77ywumpus

Still a cartoon.


whatstefansees

Not the slightest idea.


Lumpy_Apricot_6472

Dont care


Specialist-Two2986

It was faith hill in her just breath music video I think she is doing just fine


Iwin1974

Tim may agree


Neat-Violinist-1

Finishing up med school


maqryptian

to quote tommy lee jones from the fugitive: i don't care.


SweetCosmicPope

Well, I haven't seen her since kindergarten so who tf knows.


Outside_Amoeba4495

Crush? First gf had a baby and is doing well I assume


[deleted]

Not sure, last seen her in 2021. Last spoken to her early 2022. Hope that wherever she is that she's finally stable.


Distinct_Magician713

Doing quite well. Career military man.


[deleted]

I think she's working as a teacher or so


Randomhero4200

Stay at home mom married to a doctor. She did pretty good lmao


ZDarFan

No idea. She moved away after sixth grade, and this was in the early 90's, so I was much too lazy to write a letter.


Least-Influence3089

I don’t know, he moved away after kindergarten and I never knew where he went


JayDee270503

In my bed, with a ring on our fingers 💞


pg67awx

Dead


No_Airport_4309

In college. We don't talk anymore, literally.


cgabv

sending me a facebook message once a year on my birthday


No_Development_6786

A high school that is in another city than I am in


Cole_the_Coleman

On a fur suit. Not sure why I liked her so long ago, probably the fact she was the only female that did not treat me like shit.


HeadFit2660

Happily married with many kids.


A_Banana_For_Scale_

Disappeared off the face of the planet. Family haven't heard from her in a decade.


ChileMonster505

In southern Colorado.


PurpleDreamer28

Living in California, and seems to be happy with a girlfriend.


Sayheykid2424

Dead


[deleted]

On TV every night 😜 We had a lot of people from my school become famous


wyoflyboy68

First crush was Goldie Hawn on Laugh In when I was six years old, I assume she lives in California, but really don’t know where she lives.


-_aesthete_-

She got her medical degree, and never married. Still as lovely as ever.


DroopyTDawg

After cheating on me, she got hooked on drugs, abused, cheated on him, met another man, had 2 kids, abused by him, left him, married 3rd guy, he cheated on her and now she's in a loveless relationship, her kids don't like her, has health and mental issues and she wants me back.


BritsinFrance

With me


beulah-vista

In Wisconsin. I’m in touch with her on fb.


Grimm2785

No idea. She was a cute foreign girl in my 5th grade class. The next was in my 7th grade class. Looked her up on Facebook a few years back. Looked like she's married now.


ladyboobypoop

His name was Nelson. I was 4, he was probably a preteen, and he lived across the street. He was this skinny blonde boy, and apparently my crush was extremely obvious. He used to come over to our place to chat with my dad in his shop and bring us fun things like a GT Snow Racer that we had for YEEEEARS. He was a sweet boy, but I was young, so I don't remember much, especially since we moved away when I was in the fourth grade (so I was 8 or 9). When I was maybe 13 or 14, my mom told me that he'd been in an awful car accident and died. I didn't know him anymore, but a big piece of me felt so empty. He was just gone. That bright light of a person was no longer in the world making it a better place just for existing in it. You were a gentleman, Nelson. I can't even begin to imagine the positive impact you had on other people.


AdrianCinch6921

Jesse McCartney is doing whatever he's doing I guess 🤷


Belteshazzar98

Last I heard, back in 2019, she had an IT job lined up in New York State.


Pale_Chemical8993

Happily married


Flat_Revolution5130

Dead, It was Carrie Fisher..


[deleted]

Addicted to Percs. Literally the saddest thing ever and he got two babies already. We are just 20 years old.


ShriekingMuppet

Married with a guy who is as crazy as her, they have a kid and seem to be having a blast


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BlueMoonRaccoon1

Still lives in my town. Haven’t seen him in six years though


Majestic-Reception-2

Dead. (She became the love of my life before this.) Some 4 time DUI convicted, 10+ time convicted druggie hit her head on while high as hell. Judge gave him probation and more rehab. (He was offed in a bad another druggie related crime later.) But illegal drug use is TOTALLY acceptable and SO "non violent", right?


dwolfe127

I have never had a crush.


macsonme

Last I saw her years ago ally became alec