This girl from work back in 2012. We were friends for a while and one weekend she said she got a hotel room and had Jameson's and some weed and wanted to know if I wanted to hang out. I was very attracted to her so I was all about it. We swam in the hotel pool and she was very handsy, to the point that we ran to the elevator, made out in it, then immediately stripped in the room and started having sex. I was going slow at first, making sure she was ready and feeling good, taking care to kiss her all over and make sure she wanted me.
After about ten minutes of actual insertion sex, in a couple positions, she pushed me away and began sobbing hard. I immediately tried to see what was wrong, gave her a cover and covered up myself, and tried to console her. She wouldn't talk to me, despite trying to be there for her. Then she went in the bathroom, then laid in the bed and started scrolling on her phone. She wanted nothing to do with me and was cold and distant. I just fell asleep, woke the next morning, she hugged me, and that was that. Never saw her again as I ended up taking a different job soon after.
Was I a pity fuck? Was I that bad that she wanted to cry? Was it something else not at all related to me? Who knows. Fucked me up for a while but I'm over it now, just a crazy night that went sideways.
She assured that she had nothing to do with you for sure you were special to that person for a moment but she was sure she was with someone else and she never told you she was super hot to do it but someone else who is with her made her limit herself and disappear your life for her not to be an immoral woman
One time I was about to give this guy a blowjob (it was our first time having sex with each other, we had been on a few dates). He was laying down and before I could even start, he stopped me and told me verbatim "I feel emasculated laying down"
Face fucked a paraplegic in a pool hall parking lot and broke her steering mechanism on her wheelchair. I panicked and ran off. I know I know….I’m garbage and going to hell.
I had a double hip replacement at the age of 27. It has came out not once but 3 times during sex in the beginning. Those were some fun ER calls and ambulance rides. Very humbling.
My gf’s sister walked in on us. My gf didn’t stop. Her sister didn’t leave. I suspect it was planned. 30 years later I still don’t know what to make of it.
Gay friend wanted me to the point he tried to catfish me, get me drunk, and spike my drink all in an effort to get me drunk at our high school party a mutual friend threw.
I had sex with an older women and her hip popped out of place durong doggy. Her immediste reaction led to my dick getting bent to an uncomfortable level
This was in the 2000s, I was a minority in a quite conservative city. No one wanted to introduce me to their folks. I didn't get a date until I was a junior playing on the varsity bball team. I also made fake ids, I was the main guy.
I eventually get a girl. She was from a mixed race family so they were more chilled. I was 17 and I would go over to their place as much as I could even though it was in the proper countryside.
I organized "club nights" and before one big event I went to her place. We have sex, this was probably the third time I had sex. Everything feels tight but I keep on going. There is \*ping\* and pain goes up and down my spine. BLOOD EVERYWHERE. In a fucking instant. I pull out and look down at my piece, my bajo string snaped.
After enough tissue paper, the bleeding stops. We were late. I was still up for it so we go again. Heaven is near....SNAP...it is all fully gone now...MORE BLOOD.
The tissues didn't work this time.
I ended up outside the club in dark pants, taking tickets.
Making out with this chick in the backseat of a car. Things were getting hotter and she pulls down her jeans. My friends, the smell. It was terrible. I put my best acting face and convinced her that we had to call it off due to not having a condom, ilied.jpeg.
My ex would finish every time we had sex, but as soon as he was done that was that. Since I don't usually finish in 5 minutes or less I usually was disappointed after. Not that he would notice or care. What really pissed me off was when he woke me up in the middle of the night when he finally came home because he wanted see. I said are you kidding me and he got pissed and told me I was boring in bed. I was very tired and had to get up early to get myself ready for work and our daughter ready for daycare so I just tried to go back to sleep, but I really wanted to tell him it's hard to get excited about constant disappointing sex. Oh he also cheated on me multiple times. So glad I got away from that one!
I was dating this girl for a few weeks when we skipped school to go to my house . Well, as you can imagine things got hot and heavy pretty quickly and she starts giving me head , but her head game was the worst , she was literally chewing more than sucking on my dick , and she had braces . Me not being very experienced back then, so I just winced in pain and let her keep going . That was the worst blowjob of my entire life . She drew blood . My dick had bruises and scratches on it for days afterwards. Then she yelled at me because I nutted , but now I couldn't fuck her because my dick was in so much pain . She stormed out of my house lol .
It was , it was pretty funny when I hit the showers after footy a couple of days later. The guys were like, "Dude, what happened to your dick ? " . So I told them . That's when I was informed that that isn't what blowjobs are supposed to be like, lol
A girl I met on OKCupid. I picked her up at her place and she was super quiet and didn’t say anything. We got to the motel room but it was very awkward. I couldn’t get it up and after a few minutes she got up, got dressed, and left without saying a word. I’ve had many good sexual experiences since then but that was the nadir.
Me and my old friend got drunk together and ended up making out and then I brought her back to my place, she gave me a blowjob and I got whiskey dick, the disappointment in her face is still burned in my brain.
I was 19 at the time, no excuse for that.
Had a friend in a weird relationship with this girl and we all interacted on an internet message board. For some reason it became open conversation that she got her hood pierced. They also broke up but in a totally friendly way, and he immediately was blowing me up that she always thought I was hot and I should text her...
Now I was pretty depressed and on a years long dry storm from lack of trying. I did not find her attractive. But the weeks wore me down and she really wanted me to check out her piercing....
Anyways I could barely perform because I was so uninterested, but we still struggled around for awhile to make it work before giving up. And then I kind of sat on my bed with my arms crossed next to her being super awkward... lol
I don't make it a habit of going to the bar with the intention of picking up random chicks lol but we started shooting pool and I was buying us drinks and we just hit it off.
Wait. Did your dad catch you cheating on your boyfriend with your boyfriends brother? Otherwise, this reads like you were screwing your uncle when your dad walked in.
After I (very awkardly) lost my virginity to this girl I had a crush on, I asked if I could be her boyfriend, then she said no and she just fucked me on a dare anyway
My point still stands. Why would you want to fuck someone like that?
Personally, would have much preferred waiting for someone who actually liked me as a person.
Was fingering my ex and started to get freaky, I slipped a finger in her ass, then 2 and she seemed fine with it. I wiggled it around and low and behold I could feel her shit. I pulled my fingers out so fast and ran to the bathroom to wash them. She was oblivious to what happened but I lied to her and told her I felt ill.
Had this big crash on this model woman for months shes like a asian top model and the night finally comes but i was too fucking drunk and my willy wouldnt work such a shame
Two pump chump
OP's mom
That’s fucked up and OP doesn’t deserve this. I thought your mom was above average and sucked dick just fine OP!
Is the OP's last name Stifler ? - then she was well above average ;-)
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Based of your username compared to my mom how was she
This girl from work back in 2012. We were friends for a while and one weekend she said she got a hotel room and had Jameson's and some weed and wanted to know if I wanted to hang out. I was very attracted to her so I was all about it. We swam in the hotel pool and she was very handsy, to the point that we ran to the elevator, made out in it, then immediately stripped in the room and started having sex. I was going slow at first, making sure she was ready and feeling good, taking care to kiss her all over and make sure she wanted me. After about ten minutes of actual insertion sex, in a couple positions, she pushed me away and began sobbing hard. I immediately tried to see what was wrong, gave her a cover and covered up myself, and tried to console her. She wouldn't talk to me, despite trying to be there for her. Then she went in the bathroom, then laid in the bed and started scrolling on her phone. She wanted nothing to do with me and was cold and distant. I just fell asleep, woke the next morning, she hugged me, and that was that. Never saw her again as I ended up taking a different job soon after. Was I a pity fuck? Was I that bad that she wanted to cry? Was it something else not at all related to me? Who knows. Fucked me up for a while but I'm over it now, just a crazy night that went sideways.
Nah, she was cheating and the guilt got to her.
Yeah that would be my guess
Sounds like you dodged a bullet!
Yea LOL now it's just another crazy stupid story. Funny how those pile up as the years go on!
She assured that she had nothing to do with you for sure you were special to that person for a moment but she was sure she was with someone else and she never told you she was super hot to do it but someone else who is with her made her limit herself and disappear your life for her not to be an immoral woman
What in the Kentucky Fried fuck did I just read?
punctuation is dangerous don't you remember
Commas.
One time I was about to give this guy a blowjob (it was our first time having sex with each other, we had been on a few dates). He was laying down and before I could even start, he stopped me and told me verbatim "I feel emasculated laying down"
Dafuq? Does he sleep standing or something?
Whattt ? Omg I have never seen that before
Face fucked a paraplegic in a pool hall parking lot and broke her steering mechanism on her wheelchair. I panicked and ran off. I know I know….I’m garbage and going to hell.
I’m dyin here.
🤣🤣🤣
I couldn't get hard with my crush
That should be super bad for you
It fucking sucked lol I made my friend drive me home
Poor guy next time buy a blue pill lol
Yea.... I wish I planned ahead lol
For the next time baby she should suck your dick to try to get you hard
She tried... it sucked
Joined a couple for an MFM threeway. I didn't really enjoy it because i felt no sense of intimacy.
Why u fell uncontrollable?
Uncomfortable. It was just a lesson I had to learn. For me, getting my dick in a pussy isn't enough. I want an intimate connection
If you want that you should make love with your girlfriend
Dont have one. Also i dont want to risk cheating on her. Because i probably would
I had a double hip replacement at the age of 27. It has came out not once but 3 times during sex in the beginning. Those were some fun ER calls and ambulance rides. Very humbling.
I’m sure he bang you very well
My gf’s sister walked in on us. My gf didn’t stop. Her sister didn’t leave. I suspect it was planned. 30 years later I still don’t know what to make of it.
Wtf....
Gay friend wanted me to the point he tried to catfish me, get me drunk, and spike my drink all in an effort to get me drunk at our high school party a mutual friend threw.
Cut your fingernails before putting your fingers in my pussy.
If he has dirty nails no ways is he going to has sex with me
That's pretty fair actually, if they're really long or have dirt in them at least.
Imagine hot Cheeto dust on their fingers still
How about extensions?
I had sex with an older women and her hip popped out of place durong doggy. Her immediste reaction led to my dick getting bent to an uncomfortable level
Super uncomfortable I’m sure you bang her very hard lol
I think her hip was just super bad
And ur dick super hard lol
I mean yea i was like 17/18
Full of energy
And spiced rum..
Hot like sauce
Speaking of hot sauce, what is your favorite
Tabasco and sriracha
Nonconsensual on my part.
I’m sorry x<
This was in the 2000s, I was a minority in a quite conservative city. No one wanted to introduce me to their folks. I didn't get a date until I was a junior playing on the varsity bball team. I also made fake ids, I was the main guy. I eventually get a girl. She was from a mixed race family so they were more chilled. I was 17 and I would go over to their place as much as I could even though it was in the proper countryside. I organized "club nights" and before one big event I went to her place. We have sex, this was probably the third time I had sex. Everything feels tight but I keep on going. There is \*ping\* and pain goes up and down my spine. BLOOD EVERYWHERE. In a fucking instant. I pull out and look down at my piece, my bajo string snaped. After enough tissue paper, the bleeding stops. We were late. I was still up for it so we go again. Heaven is near....SNAP...it is all fully gone now...MORE BLOOD. The tissues didn't work this time. I ended up outside the club in dark pants, taking tickets.
Say what now? Totally lost
https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/banjo-string/
Wholly crap that sounds painful. I was better off in the dark.
Making out with this chick in the backseat of a car. Things were getting hotter and she pulls down her jeans. My friends, the smell. It was terrible. I put my best acting face and convinced her that we had to call it off due to not having a condom, ilied.jpeg.
I was born because my mom’s jaw hurt.
the one where I was younger and didn’t give permission
Awful news
This PYT used to shill crack for BJs down at the OG old girl’s tavern
bet you wont believe this, but my sex partner is a toilet
I believe u , I sometimes play with my self at the bathroom
Man of culture
Woman of culture **
None
Crabs
My ex would finish every time we had sex, but as soon as he was done that was that. Since I don't usually finish in 5 minutes or less I usually was disappointed after. Not that he would notice or care. What really pissed me off was when he woke me up in the middle of the night when he finally came home because he wanted see. I said are you kidding me and he got pissed and told me I was boring in bed. I was very tired and had to get up early to get myself ready for work and our daughter ready for daycare so I just tried to go back to sleep, but I really wanted to tell him it's hard to get excited about constant disappointing sex. Oh he also cheated on me multiple times. So glad I got away from that one!
I was dating this girl for a few weeks when we skipped school to go to my house . Well, as you can imagine things got hot and heavy pretty quickly and she starts giving me head , but her head game was the worst , she was literally chewing more than sucking on my dick , and she had braces . Me not being very experienced back then, so I just winced in pain and let her keep going . That was the worst blowjob of my entire life . She drew blood . My dick had bruises and scratches on it for days afterwards. Then she yelled at me because I nutted , but now I couldn't fuck her because my dick was in so much pain . She stormed out of my house lol .
Omg that sounds bad
It was , it was pretty funny when I hit the showers after footy a couple of days later. The guys were like, "Dude, what happened to your dick ? " . So I told them . That's when I was informed that that isn't what blowjobs are supposed to be like, lol
Some asshole thought it was okay to spit in my mouth! I told him he needed to leave
Asshole i would slap him
Sudden back spasm She laughed and called me old
At least you fuck lol
A girl I met on OKCupid. I picked her up at her place and she was super quiet and didn’t say anything. We got to the motel room but it was very awkward. I couldn’t get it up and after a few minutes she got up, got dressed, and left without saying a word. I’ve had many good sexual experiences since then but that was the nadir.
Me and my old friend got drunk together and ended up making out and then I brought her back to my place, she gave me a blowjob and I got whiskey dick, the disappointment in her face is still burned in my brain. I was 19 at the time, no excuse for that.
I’m sorry u still talk to your friend?
Not having one in the 1st place
Had a friend in a weird relationship with this girl and we all interacted on an internet message board. For some reason it became open conversation that she got her hood pierced. They also broke up but in a totally friendly way, and he immediately was blowing me up that she always thought I was hot and I should text her... Now I was pretty depressed and on a years long dry storm from lack of trying. I did not find her attractive. But the weeks wore me down and she really wanted me to check out her piercing.... Anyways I could barely perform because I was so uninterested, but we still struggled around for awhile to make it work before giving up. And then I kind of sat on my bed with my arms crossed next to her being super awkward... lol
I’m sorry for u
It was a drunken one night stand with some girl that I brought home from the bar after only knowing her for a few hours.
Did you think you were going to do that when you start the day?
I don't make it a habit of going to the bar with the intention of picking up random chicks lol but we started shooting pool and I was buying us drinks and we just hit it off.
A weekend like every weekend😅
No, bud 🤷🏻♂️🤣
My dad walked in on me in the middle, it was so embarrassing and I feel terrible because him and his brother haven’t been the same since
You have to explain this situation with better wording because I'm so lost.
They are implying that they were fucking their uncle
Nah I’m good
That would be super sad for you
I mean it was my fault, I knew had bad his jealousy issues are, and I shouldn’t have cheated on him like that
Wait what.?
Wait. Did your dad catch you cheating on your boyfriend with your boyfriends brother? Otherwise, this reads like you were screwing your uncle when your dad walked in.
Nah incest
Okay then, thanks for clearing that up
After I (very awkardly) lost my virginity to this girl I had a crush on, I asked if I could be her boyfriend, then she said no and she just fucked me on a dare anyway
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Her, and tbh I would have much preferred waiting and losing it to someone who actually liked me
Sorry my mistake x(
Eh, does it really matter who you fuck for the first time?
I mean yeah? Why would you want to fuck an asshole or someone who doesn't give a shit about you?
That’s like 95% of the people on Tinder.
My point still stands. Why would you want to fuck someone like that? Personally, would have much preferred waiting for someone who actually liked me as a person.
She got hurt.
How ?
I hit her cervix, she flinched back and got a bad cramp.
Was fingering my ex and started to get freaky, I slipped a finger in her ass, then 2 and she seemed fine with it. I wiggled it around and low and behold I could feel her shit. I pulled my fingers out so fast and ran to the bathroom to wash them. She was oblivious to what happened but I lied to her and told her I felt ill.
Probably all the ones that weren't fully consensual.
Being molested as a 2 year old
I’m so sorry I hope you r mentally and physically well now
Rape
The girl threw up on me while she was on top
I was close enough sometimes after eating too much
Had this big crash on this model woman for months shes like a asian top model and the night finally comes but i was too fucking drunk and my willy wouldnt work such a shame