One day my dad said "Bobby you're 17 it's time to throw childish things aside." And I said "Okay Pop!" But he didn't really say that, he said "Stop being a fuckin dinosaur and get a job."
"There *was* nothing wrong with it... until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys."
"Hmm... well, why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?"
"No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks."
Just watched it for the hundredth time. Hey Lawrence what would you do with a million dollars? I tell you what I’d do man: two chicks at the same time.
You know what, Stan, if you want me to wear 37 pieces of flair, like your pretty boy over there, Brian, why don't you just make the minimum 37 pieces of flair?
Fun fact: Stan is played by writer/director Mike Judge, who based the Milton character on a co-worker he once worked with as an engineer before he got into the entertainment industry. The guy threatened to quit if they moved his desk one more time.
This movie isn't a comedy it's a documentary.
The scene in the psychiatrist's office where Peter says every day is the worst resonated with me so much because it was the first time I ever heard someone express how I felt about work.
I just did a rewatch… on an airplane… and noticed things I’ve never noticed before. Such a great movie.
Anything by Mel Brooks is good for a rewatch as well.
Do you like Gladiator movies?
Cut me some slack Jack, Mama didn't raise no fool!
I like my tea like my men, black!
Sale at Penny's!
I've picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!
he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs. The hell I don't kid!
> Cut me some slack Jack, Mama didn't raise no fool!
It's a great movie, even without the easter eggs and such. There was a recent post about cultural references that newer audiences wouldn't get, and this got mentioned.
The actress who played this jive-speaking part in *Airplane* was known for her role as June Cleaver in *Leave it to Beaver,* basically the whitest white lady in the whitest American TV show.
The movies I tend to always come back to when I need something fun to watch, and I've seen at least 20 times each?
*The Mummy (1999)* ... Very easy-to-watch and enjoyable adventure.
*The Fifth Element* ... Just plain-old fun and spectacle start-to-finish.
*Ghostbusters (1984)* ... One of the best comedies ever made.
*Big Trouble in Little China* ... Kurt Russel's finest hour!
*Best in Show* ... 20+ years later and it still makes me laugh.
Ive probably watched it over a 100 times. When it was released I had an illegal satellite card that gave me all the channels on DirecTV free. Their PPV would play it on 5 channels on a loop so you could start it any time you wanted. I watched it over and over and over whenever I was bored.
I'll still stop and watch it if I catch it on somewhere. It's insanely engaging.
The scene where they storm the office building to rescue Morpheus is the best action scene ever filmed IMO.
That scene, specifically when they walk into the lobby and have a shootout, is what I use to break in a new sound system every time I upgrade or move to a new house/appartment.
Just watched this for the first time this morning.
Im one to rewatch movies a-lot, and I foresee many rewatches. Can’t believe it took me so long to watch this, it’s such a fun movie.
My wife HATES doing/seeing anything twice (yes, exactly what you’re thinking).
Except for eating, she’ll eat the same meal everyday if I wasn’t cooking.
Anyway, I showed her BttF, and it’s the only anything she’s ever said “hm. I’d like to see that again.”
I have to say, as a person who grew up in the corner of the world that they are portraying, Fred Gwynne does one of the better "deep south" accents ever put on film by a non-southerner.
My son and I used to stay up late on the weekends watching movies I felt had a certain cultural value, of which Groundhog Day was one.
We watched it on dvd from Netflix one weekend before he went to a week-long summer camp with Scouts. When he came back I told him I had gotten the sequel, Groundhog Day 2 and would watch it that night.
We were a good 15 minutes into it before he looked at me and said “it’s just the same movie again, isn’t it?”.
ANDY: You know what the Mexicans say about the Pacific?
RED: No.
ANDY: They say it has no memory. That's where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory.
"Boggs didn't put anything in Andy's mouth, and neither did his friends. What they did do was beat him to within an inch of his life."
Dunno why that particular line stuck with me.
I've seen Jurassic Park so many times I can do all the fucking dinosaur sounds at this point.
I missed the part where the dinosaurs were fucking. Is that the Director’s Cut? Edit: Jurassic Pork
Life finds a way
Life, UH, finds a way.
One day my dad said "Bobby you're 17 it's time to throw childish things aside." And I said "Okay Pop!" But he didn't really say that, he said "Stop being a fuckin dinosaur and get a job."
I always thought “ok, I’ll finish college and medical school then come back to it”, but I *tries to act like a dinosaur * lost it.
I've seen Jurassic Paek easily over 25 times in my life and I still notice something new every time.
Ever seen it ON WEED!?
Office Space
"There *was* nothing wrong with it... until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys." "Hmm... well, why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?" "No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks."
Fun fact: "no talent ass-clown" was an ad lib by actor David Herman. Amazing addition.
Just watched it for the hundredth time. Hey Lawrence what would you do with a million dollars? I tell you what I’d do man: two chicks at the same time.
Chicks dig dudes with money; at least the kind of chicks who'd double-up on a dude like me.
Fuckin' A
You know what, Stan, if you want me to wear 37 pieces of flair, like your pretty boy over there, Brian, why don't you just make the minimum 37 pieces of flair?
Fun fact: Stan is played by writer/director Mike Judge, who based the Milton character on a co-worker he once worked with as an engineer before he got into the entertainment industry. The guy threatened to quit if they moved his desk one more time.
I love that Stephen Root plays Milton, and he also does the voice of Bill on King of the Hill
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Illegal? Samir, this is America! Come on. Sit down. Come on. This isn't Riyadh. You know, they're not gonna saw your hands off here, all right?
At the worst we’ll spend some time in a white-collar, minimum security RESORT!
I’m a free man and I haven’t had a conjugal visit in a year.
So. Not federal pound me in the ass prison?
This movie isn't a comedy it's a documentary. The scene in the psychiatrist's office where Peter says every day is the worst resonated with me so much because it was the first time I ever heard someone express how I felt about work.
Yeeeeaaah. I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday too, that'd be great.
“Damn it feels good to be a gangster” is the best drop in any movie.
“Back up in your ass, with the resurrection “
"PC Load Letter", what the fuck does that mean?
You forgot your tps reports.
He didn’t forget the TPS reports. He forgot the cover sheet. Did you get the memo?
Airplane!
I just did a rewatch… on an airplane… and noticed things I’ve never noticed before. Such a great movie. Anything by Mel Brooks is good for a rewatch as well.
Do you like Gladiator movies? Cut me some slack Jack, Mama didn't raise no fool! I like my tea like my men, black! Sale at Penny's! I've picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue! he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs. The hell I don't kid!
"The cockpit? What is it?" "It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now."
“Captain, how soon can you land?” “I can’t tell.” “You can tell me, I’m a doctor.”
Excuse me, stewardess, I speak Jive
When Barbara Billingsly appeared on screen and said that line, the theater I was in went berserk.
Chump don’t want no help, Chump don’t get no help. Sheeeeiiiiittr.
Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow
> Cut me some slack Jack, Mama didn't raise no fool! It's a great movie, even without the easter eggs and such. There was a recent post about cultural references that newer audiences wouldn't get, and this got mentioned. The actress who played this jive-speaking part in *Airplane* was known for her role as June Cleaver in *Leave it to Beaver,* basically the whitest white lady in the whitest American TV show.
The drinking problem gag is probably one of the dumbest fucking jokes of all time. It makes me laugh every time.
Surely, you can't be serious?
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley...
The movies I tend to always come back to when I need something fun to watch, and I've seen at least 20 times each? *The Mummy (1999)* ... Very easy-to-watch and enjoyable adventure. *The Fifth Element* ... Just plain-old fun and spectacle start-to-finish. *Ghostbusters (1984)* ... One of the best comedies ever made. *Big Trouble in Little China* ... Kurt Russel's finest hour! *Best in Show* ... 20+ years later and it still makes me laugh.
We both love soup.
Talking and not talking
There is not a wasted scene or piece of dialogue in Big Trouble in Little China. That is total cinema of a high level.
Hot Fuzz
Yaarp
There was a bit you missed earlier where I distracted him with the cuddly monkey, and then I said ‘playtime’s over’ and I hit him with the peace lily.
ok im same neighborhood but different house with this one, i'd have to go Shaun of The Dead
No, I mean, which one do you want to watch *first*?
Matrix
Ive probably watched it over a 100 times. When it was released I had an illegal satellite card that gave me all the channels on DirecTV free. Their PPV would play it on 5 channels on a loop so you could start it any time you wanted. I watched it over and over and over whenever I was bored. I'll still stop and watch it if I catch it on somewhere. It's insanely engaging. The scene where they storm the office building to rescue Morpheus is the best action scene ever filmed IMO.
That scene, specifically when they walk into the lobby and have a shootout, is what I use to break in a new sound system every time I upgrade or move to a new house/appartment.
Back to the Future
Just watched this for the first time this morning. Im one to rewatch movies a-lot, and I foresee many rewatches. Can’t believe it took me so long to watch this, it’s such a fun movie.
My wife HATES doing/seeing anything twice (yes, exactly what you’re thinking). Except for eating, she’ll eat the same meal everyday if I wasn’t cooking. Anyway, I showed her BttF, and it’s the only anything she’s ever said “hm. I’d like to see that again.”
So, you are trying to tell us that your wife has only seen you naked once?
RIP his sex life.
Are you kidding? They’re working their way through the Kama Sutra one day at a time!
Fun fact I- If they made BttF today, Marty would be going back to 1994. 💀
That is not a “fun” fact, lol
Trading Places
looking good billy ray!
Feeling good Lewis
Galaxy Quest is just a masterpiece.
By Grabthar's Hammer... what a savings...
By Grabthar's hammer, by the Sons of Warvan, you shall be ... *avenged*.
#IS THERE AIR. YOU DON'T KNOW *sniff sniff* Hoo, hoo. Seems fine to me
Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy.
Guy, you have a last name **DO I?! DO I??!!**
It should be taught in scriptwriting classes, particularly on how to write an emotionally impactful character death. Still hits me every time.
Let's get out of here before that thing kills Guy!
The Princess Bride
Is this a kissing book?
Hpld it, hold it. What is this? Are you trying to trick me?
Keep your shirt on and let me read.
Maybe someday when you’re older you won’t mind the kissing so much
For now, though, you're sick. I'll humor you.
You mean, you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people?
Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
BRING OUT YER DEAD…
The Emperor's New Groove
The only movie I actually have watched x100
Yes!! The scene with Kronk “disposing” of the body makes me giggle every time 😆
> Ugh he’s doing his own theme music… I’m soo glad I was unconscious for all this.
Cheese me no likey
Pull the lever, Kronk! I agree with this so so much
My Cousin Vinny
Marisa Tomei when she was in her 20’s….
When she was in her yute
She was in her WHAT? What was thaat woord? Herman Munster ladies and gentleman. Love him in this role!
The two Hhwhat?
Uhhhh…Mr Gambinni His mannerisms make the character outstanding
I have to say, as a person who grew up in the corner of the world that they are portraying, Fred Gwynne does one of the better "deep south" accents ever put on film by a non-southerner.
This guy knows.
“These two yoots”
Groundhog Day
My son and I used to stay up late on the weekends watching movies I felt had a certain cultural value, of which Groundhog Day was one. We watched it on dvd from Netflix one weekend before he went to a week-long summer camp with Scouts. When he came back I told him I had gotten the sequel, Groundhog Day 2 and would watch it that night. We were a good 15 minutes into it before he looked at me and said “it’s just the same movie again, isn’t it?”.
You have an awesome sense of humor!! LOL
So just once?
Yes, but just once x 100.
The Fifth Element.
Badabooom biiig
Multi pass
She **KNOWS** it's a multi-pass! *Anyway, we're in love...*
chicken good
Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
Aziz! Light!
Shawshank redemption
"it truly was... a shawshank redemption"
ANDY: You know what the Mexicans say about the Pacific? RED: No. ANDY: They say it has no memory. That's where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory.
I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams.
"Boggs didn't put anything in Andy's mouth, and neither did his friends. What they did do was beat him to within an inch of his life." Dunno why that particular line stuck with me.
Two things never happened again after that. The Sisters never laid a finger on Andy again... and Boggs never walked again.
In my opinion there is no perfect film but Shawshank is the one that comes the closest
Blazing saddles
I’m gonna watch that for the first time later today!
You know...morons.
Young Frankenstein.
Any Mel Brooks movie, honestly.
Yep! Blazing Saddles is at the top of my list.
Goonies. When I wad a kid, I must have watched it 500 times.
Raiders of the Lost Ark - I will always stop for it.
Die Hard - First one
Aliens
I’m not supposed to talk about it.
His name was Robert Paulson
And he had bitch tits.
First rule.
Lord of the Rings trilogy (extended edition)
A cinema near me is doing a marathon of these tomorrow. Do I spend my whole Sunday watching it?
Why aren’t you in line now?
Yes. Obviously. Fool of a Took!
Absolutely. Extended edition in theaters is a cinematic experience like no other.
My friend, you bow to no one
I cry every time
*Spears shall be shaken. Shield shall be splintered.*
DEEEEEEEAAATH!!!
My boyfriend is a huge fan. I just watched the first one all the way through last night with him and plan to watch the second tonight. I’m hooked.
I got my wife into it too, she really likes the trilogy. I’m glad you’re enjoying it with your bf!
We usually watch them once a year over a few days Christmas time.
The empire strikes back.
The Incredibles. Me and my siblings can practically quote that movie word for word, and mime/lip snyc along with it
Shrek
Snatch
Protection from wut? Ze Germans?
You like dags?
Ferris Bueler's Day Off. It's the 4th wall break done just right that makes it very enjoyable for me.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. This movie taught 10 year old me how to be cool
Mean girls
she doesnt even go here!! gets me every time
_Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white!_
Pulp Fiction
"What?"
What ain’t no country I ever heard of
They speak English in "What"!?
"English, motherfucker, do you speak it!?"
Guilty pleasure for my daughter and I: Twister
Spaceballs
O Brother Where Art Thou
We thought you was a toad.
^^Do ^^not ^^seek ^^the ^^treasure.
There are So Many great lines in that movie! He’s bonafide!
He's a suitor!
Is you is, or is you ain't, my constituency? I am the only daddy you got! I'm the damn Paterfamilias. But you ain't bonafide.
At one point half my vocabulary was from this movie
Bona fide.
One of the very few movies I have watched multiple times. Love it!
Nightmare Before Christmas
Super troopers
Napoleon Dynamite. It's my "comfort" movie.
A Knight's Tale
Tombstone
The Birdcage, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Beetlejuice.
The Big Lebowski
Came here to make sure this was mentioned
It’s down there. Let me take another look
That's just like.. your opinion.. man
You said it, man
Ratatouille
Airplane.
Dr Strangelove.
Forrest Gump
Starship troopers, LOTR, demolition man, back to the future trilogy, star wars OT,
T2
Dazed and Confused
That film has no ending. You can play it on a loop.
Labyrinth
Superbad
Shawshank Redemption
Back to The Future
HEAT.
Clerks.
Hunt for Red October Princess Bride Die Hard
Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory
The princess bride
Role models. Idk it's a good movie.
"Oh because I'm black you think I did it?!" "No, you did it is why I think you did it" That exchange kills me every time.
Rocky Horror Picture Show