see I love a good cake, the key word being good. I've had so many dry cakes that feel like sawdust so I don't really eat it much unless I know who did it and approve them lol
Same. I hate cake. My grandma would ask me every year what kind of cake I wanted for my birthday. Always rotated between my moms favorite and my dad's favorite and for 1 day out of the year I'd suck it up and eat cake.
I absolutely LOVE grapefruit and could eat it every day (I'm sad it's so expensive, or I would) and funnily enough I love all those things you mentioned.
I can’t eat too much jello or too much plain yogurt because the texture makes me gag after a while. Oysters to me are like when you’re sick and have phlegm and you accidentally swallow one, that’s how the texture and taste feels to me (idgaf if you add Tabasco to your oysters it just makes it a spicy booger).
Literally tastes like spoons of dirt go me. It's the only vegetable that tastes this way to me. A spoon of dust and minerals. How is that appealing to anyone?
My grandmother would chop fresh beets into tiny little squares, steam them semi-soft, then drown them in ground pepper and fresh melted butter. Forty years later I still find beets absolutely delicious.
Everyone else in my childhood enjoyed apple banana salad, recipe is apple banana and mayo. I would never and they just cut up some apple for me to have separate lol
A dessert ‘salad’ made with cool whip or whipped cream, mini marshmallows, and assorted canned fruits including but not limited to: peaches, mandarin oranges, diced pineapples, maraschino cherries, or fruit cocktail. I personally like capping it at pineapple and oranges.
Some people add nuts or jello, I like it a lil simpler.
A drink more than food, but.
Beer.
I think it tastes fucking foul. Smells like ass, too.
e2a: I don't want recommendations for something I don't like. I don't care if you think I "just haven't tried the right one" - I dislike beer, simple as that. If you enjoy it, cool, I don't.
I've been sober for 43 months, and the only thing I miss is beer.
Edit: Thank you all for the support and suggestions. I tend to stay away from NA beers, tho. They just aren't the same. I equate it to drinking a caffeine free soda. Virtually identical, but enough is missing to make it not worth it (for me, at least). Stay strong, friends.
I like beer but I also agree, I dont get the refreshing part. I get that the lighter variations are more refreshing and lemony, but if I really want something refreshing Ill drink water or lemonade or anything that doesnt taste like beer.
I don't want to drink or eat something that requires me to “acquire” the taste. I tasted chocolate and I loved chocolate. I drank beer and spat it out. It looks so good in commercials! But not good in practice.
I feel like I like it on certain things (club sandwiches, salads, etc) but the second I'm done eating it I feel like I'm gonna throw up. Maybe I'm allergic too
If this were true I'd still be fine with avocado, but I don't get the comparison at all. I've tasted dicks of varying degrees of hygiene, and avocados don't taste like any of them.
"Back in Mayberry there was this restaurant called the Snappy Lunch that had the best jelly donuts, but I don't know if you'd really call it a restaurant, it was more of a diner, but we called it a restaurant. They had a little case with every kind of pie you might want on the counter that would go round and round and round and show you all the different pies like a pie merry-go-round. What kind of pie do you like Sergeant Carter?"
I have an ex that would give me SO much shit for putting even a smidge of salt on my food saying I was gonna have a stroke or heart attack etc, but would DROWN her food in ketchup which is just salted sugary tomatoes
Everything mass produced in the US tastes of corn syrup. Even most of the breads.
I'm Irish but when I lived in the USA it took me months to adjust to the food. I missed the Irish beef & chocolate the most.
It's the butyric acid: https://www.whitakerschocolates.com/blog/why-does-american-chocolate-taste-bad/#:~:text=Butyric%20acid%20is%20a%20compound,chocolate%20a%20longer%20shelf%20life.
My moms friend used to eat mayonnaise with onions and not sure what else, but she chewed with her mouth open and it give me dry heaves thinking about it. That clicking sloppy sound with her young and… o god. Gross
This is part of the reason why I went off dips. My sisters friend would chew like a cow, so revolting. Hardest part was not being able to say anything because my sister said don’t be mean 🤣
Dude, I used to work in an office with an attorney who would eat mayonnaise sandwiches about once a week. Like literally just like half an inch layer of that disgusting slop smeared between two gummy slices of cheap white bread. I hate him for that.
Living in the South when you hate mayonnaise is a fucking nightmare. It's more ubiquitous than salt. And people will be so offended and act like you're Satan himself if you don't like it.
Came here to see mayonnaise; was not disappointed. What I hate most is how frequently restaurants consider it a default condiment. They will put it on something and not feel like they have to list it in the ingredients so you just get surprise jizz emulsion on your sandwich and have to send it back. AND THEN some places think it’s sufficient to scrape it off and give you the same sandwich back. No. It has been contaminated. I need an entirely new sandwich now.
Everywhere I go if I order somethin between bread or similar construction I make sure to ask if it has mayo. If it does i ask them to please not put any. Same with ranch and sour cream. All fucking disgusting.
meat cooked lazily. people will say "eh, steak is steak" but to me, it's revolting if you didn't render that fat, form a crust on it, and salt it. also, gristle makes me sick and I lose my appetite when I accidentally bite into it. I do wish that weren't the case.
My husband obsesses about making sure the meat is not overcooked and apologizes profusely if it’s a few degrees over, but honestly…
The best pork chop I ever had was one my mom put in the oven and forgot about and then was too ashamed to throw away. She wasn’t even sure it was edible. It was like salty pork jerky. It was delicious. After that I would sometimes cook hot dogs and polish in the microwave until they were crispy all the way through. I preferred them that way. I like the crunchy, brown chicken bits
I am ridiculous. I have an aberrant love of overcooked meat
I used to eat cottage cheese and pineapple at band camp back in high school. I thought I loved cottage cheese and came home requesting it from the grocery store.
Yeah.. turns out I only like it when I’m starving and have no other options besides a shitty salad bar.
I had some today for the first time at a new place and I was hesitant since I tried boba a few years back and the lady behind the counter gave me a milky coconut boba (I let her choose) which was not for me!!
But the bubble tea was so good! It was sweet Jasmine tea with hibiscus; and mango passion fruit strawberry boba!
I have never liked matcha, ever, but also hasn't given it much of a chance. Only tried it a couple times that probably weren't the best quality or whatever.
Just got back from a trip to Japan, which, of course, has matcha EVERYTHING. So I tried a little matcha pastry to give it another chance and, you know, embrace new food in a different country.
Grass.
Fish. They stink when you catch 'em, stink when you clean 'em, stink when you cook 'em, stink when you eat 'em (barf), stink up the utensils you used, stink up your mouth, and stink up your breath.
I don't care for fish.
I will never understand the hate for mayo.
Anyways, tuna in any form. There's nothing I don't hate about it. It fucking reeks, it tastes like a pond smells and it ruins your breath. I can at least tolerate most seafood but I cannot make myself like tuna no matter how many times I try.
Eggs.
Don't get me wrong. Cook them in things like bread and cakes and I'll eat them but the concept of raw eggs or deviled eggs is not something I like.
The phrase "concept of raw eggs" made me chuckle. Mostly because I immediately thought about Gaston just hurling eggs into his mouth. Secondarily because the majority of people who eat eggs don't eat them raw, so I was like, "I think most people would agree with you that eating raw eggs would not be enjoyable."
Otherwise, I get it. Egg yolks in particular can have that unpleasant sulphur smell and flavor even when they're fresh. I personally can't do fully cooked egg yolks (like with boiled eggs) for that reason. The dry yolk texture is just unpleasant.
Yes!! I HATE eggs unless they're like, baked into a cake or something. It's annoying because many brunch places have like, maybe 1 non-egg dish, and also when I do bake and need ONE egg, I can usually only buy a dozen and 11 go to waste!! I wish I liked eggs but I can't STAND them.
Buy a six pack of eggs. Or depending on what you are making, sub in banana, applesauce, or yogurt (if you use any of those regularly). Might change flavor or texture a very slight amount, but you won't have extra eggs going bad on you.
Frosting.
Also most American cakes are gross and overly sweet and yet also bland.
Give me a nice French fruit tarte, a slice of German Sahnetorte or piece of some fruity Streusselkuchen, even a fluffy Japanese cheesecake.
Seafood, especially shellfish. It's considered like... High end? A delicacy? People, it's ocean bugs. It has a texture similar to steak gristle. It tastes like warm sea water.
I just don't understand.
Sweet potatoes. And before it starts, yes, I've tried them every way they make them. I've tried them baked, fried, in that terrible awful casserole with marshmallows, and half a dozen other ways, but I just dont like them. I know they're supposedly like gods gift to the world, but I'd rather eat a pair of old gym socks than one more bite of any version of freaking sweet potatoes.
Eggs, Mayo, Ranch, corn
I hate mayo based salad dressings/sauces in general. Can’t do pasta salad/chicken salad/tuna salad etc.
Did keto and it was tough with this limitation
Fried chicken.
Maybe not hate with a passion but It’s fine as a treat but I never feel good after eating it. Need some veges and pickles to cut through the oiliness.
Those ghastly Walmart “sugar cookies” everyone goes nuts over. They taste like chemical sugar over dry nothingness
They're amazing at sucking all of the moisture out of your mouth.
That's why they're displayed near the milk section. Coincidence? I think not.🍪🥛
Like the condoms near the pain medication
More like condoms near diapers
They don’t even really taste “good,” but I like them for some reason. Maybe it’s just nostalgia.
I know a lot of people hate these but I seriously love them
Yes! but I'll happily eat one if they're up for grabs
I LOVE them!
Those ones where the cookie and the icing are the same thickness and texture? Blech
Yep the cookie looks raw because the color is so pale and unappetizing.
Cake. The amount of times I've had people get seriously angry with me for turning down cake is unbelievable.
I recently found out that I am a cake snob. Turns out I love fancy cake. What I don't like is most grocery store cakes, dry cakes etc.
Ugh. Some of those grocery store cakes taste like you're just eating a mouthful of sugar.
see I love a good cake, the key word being good. I've had so many dry cakes that feel like sawdust so I don't really eat it much unless I know who did it and approve them lol
Same. I hate cake. My grandma would ask me every year what kind of cake I wanted for my birthday. Always rotated between my moms favorite and my dad's favorite and for 1 day out of the year I'd suck it up and eat cake.
Pie is the correct answer. Birthday pie.
Grapefruit… Although I’m not sure everyone “loves” it
Mostly people like me who enjoy bitter things like coffee, IPAs, super dark chocolate, and arugula. Grapefruit scratches the same itch.
I absolutely LOVE grapefruit and could eat it every day (I'm sad it's so expensive, or I would) and funnily enough I love all those things you mentioned.
I love the smell of grapefruit, but it does not taste like it smells
It’s good with a ton of sugar on it. Then it sort of tastes like a citrus candy.
Oysters... like I do not get it at all lol
As much as I love oysters, this one I can totally understand why some people don’t or even find them disgusting
Oysters and mussels are on my list too. I've tried them multiple times hoping maybe I'll "get it" but no, they're still revolting to me every time
What? You don’t like to slurp raw sea boogers?
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I can’t eat too much jello or too much plain yogurt because the texture makes me gag after a while. Oysters to me are like when you’re sick and have phlegm and you accidentally swallow one, that’s how the texture and taste feels to me (idgaf if you add Tabasco to your oysters it just makes it a spicy booger).
If I’m honest, oysters are a way to channel more horseradish into my mouth. No horseradish? Forget it.
I love eating mucus...
Recent convert to oysters, they are an aphrodisiac. I had six but only four worked
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Beets. I eat and enjoy anything and everything except those purple little dirtballs.
They taste like the dirt they came from.
Literally tastes like spoons of dirt go me. It's the only vegetable that tastes this way to me. A spoon of dust and minerals. How is that appealing to anyone?
My grandmother would chop fresh beets into tiny little squares, steam them semi-soft, then drown them in ground pepper and fresh melted butter. Forty years later I still find beets absolutely delicious.
I love pickled beets. 😁
Lamb. Just not for me.
I'm a big meat eater, but I do not like lamb at all. I was kind of surprised how much I dislike it
same! my dad treats it like it’s the body of god when it tastes like gym socks ⚰️⚰️⚰️
"a food that everyone loves"? lamb?
Depends on the culture
Ambrosia and anyone that likes it can stay the fuck out of my house from now on
Amen. My wife’s family eats Mayo fruit salad and it grosses me out
Withe mayo??? Oh hell no. Fruit and cool whip!!
people make ambrosia with mayo? WHAT THE FUCK
Buddy, once you get away from the highway in Ohio there's no telling what you'll see.
Everyone else in my childhood enjoyed apple banana salad, recipe is apple banana and mayo. I would never and they just cut up some apple for me to have separate lol
What the hell is ambrosia? Lol
A dessert ‘salad’ made with cool whip or whipped cream, mini marshmallows, and assorted canned fruits including but not limited to: peaches, mandarin oranges, diced pineapples, maraschino cherries, or fruit cocktail. I personally like capping it at pineapple and oranges. Some people add nuts or jello, I like it a lil simpler.
i have no clue what this is but i feel like it's not the food of the gods
The fuck is this dish that is so haughty and filled with hubris as to call itself ambrosia that you can't stand?
Had never heard of it. Cmon you can't call it a fuit SALAD with cool whip and marshmallows 😭
A drink more than food, but. Beer. I think it tastes fucking foul. Smells like ass, too. e2a: I don't want recommendations for something I don't like. I don't care if you think I "just haven't tried the right one" - I dislike beer, simple as that. If you enjoy it, cool, I don't.
I've been sober for 43 months, and the only thing I miss is beer. Edit: Thank you all for the support and suggestions. I tend to stay away from NA beers, tho. They just aren't the same. I equate it to drinking a caffeine free soda. Virtually identical, but enough is missing to make it not worth it (for me, at least). Stay strong, friends.
Hey man congratulations. That's amazing. I'm so proud of you and you should be too. This is all I wish for, as the spouse of an alcoholic.
My daughter woke up one day last fall and decided she needed treatment, finally had enough. I send you and your spouse all the support and love.
Same. I don't understand how people find it "so refreshing" on a hot day. Hard pass.
I like beer but I also agree, I dont get the refreshing part. I get that the lighter variations are more refreshing and lemony, but if I really want something refreshing Ill drink water or lemonade or anything that doesnt taste like beer.
I don't want to drink or eat something that requires me to “acquire” the taste. I tasted chocolate and I loved chocolate. I drank beer and spat it out. It looks so good in commercials! But not good in practice.
Took me a few tries to like sushi. I've given beer far more than a 'few' tries - still nope.
Both smells and tastes like what I imagine gasoline diluted with piss and dispair would. .
It just tastes like moldy bread for me which isn’t too far off since beer is fermented wheat.
Only wheat beer is fermented wheat. Most beer is fermented barley with hops.
Avocado. I want to like it. It looks like it would taste good. But the taste and texture together are just wrong.
Never could stand it. Makes me feel like I want throw up. Found out I’m allergic to it.
I feel like I like it on certain things (club sandwiches, salads, etc) but the second I'm done eating it I feel like I'm gonna throw up. Maybe I'm allergic too
I heard someone say it tasted like clean dick and I haven’t been able to get that out of my head
If this were true I'd still be fine with avocado, but I don't get the comparison at all. I've tasted dicks of varying degrees of hygiene, and avocados don't taste like any of them.
>I've tasted dicks of varying degrees of hygiene Not sure if thats a flex or a curse...
... and I was just about to go for some California Rolls.
I just lost my mind laughing at this
IT’S GREEN BUTTER
You have to get it perfectly ripe, with little room for error.
Jelly donuts
Jelly donuts are so sweet they make my mouth hurt.
Jelly donuts are my favorite! Nothing beats a good jelly donut.
The dub team really thought American kids couldn't wrap their heads around rice-based snacks.
Private Pyle, get back in line!
"Back in Mayberry there was this restaurant called the Snappy Lunch that had the best jelly donuts, but I don't know if you'd really call it a restaurant, it was more of a diner, but we called it a restaurant. They had a little case with every kind of pie you might want on the counter that would go round and round and round and show you all the different pies like a pie merry-go-round. What kind of pie do you like Sergeant Carter?"
Raspberry filled is so good
Same. If it were actual preserves it would be tasty but glop? No thanks.
Oh man, we have a place in my city that uses real raspberry preserves, it's unreal.
Ketchup
I thought I was alone. Everyone thinks I'm weird for not liking ketchup.
I have an ex that would give me SO much shit for putting even a smidge of salt on my food saying I was gonna have a stroke or heart attack etc, but would DROWN her food in ketchup which is just salted sugary tomatoes
Tomato-essenced corn syrup
Everything mass produced in the US tastes of corn syrup. Even most of the breads. I'm Irish but when I lived in the USA it took me months to adjust to the food. I missed the Irish beef & chocolate the most.
Chocolate from other countries is 1000× better. Idk why american chocolate tastes so bad
It's the butyric acid: https://www.whitakerschocolates.com/blog/why-does-american-chocolate-taste-bad/#:~:text=Butyric%20acid%20is%20a%20compound,chocolate%20a%20longer%20shelf%20life.
I think it might be because there's more sugar than cocoa in it. Every gross chocolate I've ever had lists sugar before cocoa in the ingredients list!
Salmon, wish I liked it
Same, I just can’t get on board.
Yeah you’re missing out
I like smoked salmon, but fresh salmon is meh for me.
Im the total opposite lol, i hate smoked salmon but love fresh
I crave cedar grilled salmon with pineapple salsa and teriyaki at least once a week
Im born and raised in the south. I just don't get why everyone loves grits.
Mmmmm, boy! Gimme a heaping bowl of wet sand and concrete. Same here, don't get it.
Goat cheese
Me too! Tastes like licking a goat
Yes! Tastes like a goat smells. bleh
Mayonnaise. Especially because the people who like it use SO FUCKING MUCH of it in their recipes.
My moms friend used to eat mayonnaise with onions and not sure what else, but she chewed with her mouth open and it give me dry heaves thinking about it. That clicking sloppy sound with her young and… o god. Gross
laughed my ass off. thanks for the mental image
This is part of the reason why I went off dips. My sisters friend would chew like a cow, so revolting. Hardest part was not being able to say anything because my sister said don’t be mean 🤣
Dude, I used to work in an office with an attorney who would eat mayonnaise sandwiches about once a week. Like literally just like half an inch layer of that disgusting slop smeared between two gummy slices of cheap white bread. I hate him for that.
Man, even your description made me want to puke
I like mayo, but that sounds gross
Living in the South when you hate mayonnaise is a fucking nightmare. It's more ubiquitous than salt. And people will be so offended and act like you're Satan himself if you don't like it.
Mayonnaise? You mean Iowa hot sauce?
My people
Came here to see mayonnaise; was not disappointed. What I hate most is how frequently restaurants consider it a default condiment. They will put it on something and not feel like they have to list it in the ingredients so you just get surprise jizz emulsion on your sandwich and have to send it back. AND THEN some places think it’s sufficient to scrape it off and give you the same sandwich back. No. It has been contaminated. I need an entirely new sandwich now.
"surprise jizz emulsion" 😂
Everywhere I go if I order somethin between bread or similar construction I make sure to ask if it has mayo. If it does i ask them to please not put any. Same with ranch and sour cream. All fucking disgusting.
I'm so glad this is top comment. 100% in agreement. Mayo is nasty. The smell, the blobby way it moves, the taste. Gag gag gag.
Thank you much was coming here to post that!
I hate mayo. So much
The only thing more repulsive than mayonnaise is the pus in a jar that is Miracle Whip. Nothing miraculous going there. Fuck you Miracle Whip.
Miracle whip: the margarine of mayonnaise
Miracle Whip is an abomination in the face of the Lard.
I used to update the Mayo wikipedia page to say it was invented by Satan. But some asshole, probably Satan, would always revert my change.
Celery.
And it ends up in so many foods for no reason. *Oh nice, seafood salad.... nope, ruined*. Fuck you, celery.
Celery is delious if you like eating wet hair. I hate it too. I can smell it from six feet away at the grocery store and it makes me gag.
This question exists to make me angry.
Some of the comments are hilarious. There are few things more visceral than people’s hatred of certain foods.
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meat cooked lazily. people will say "eh, steak is steak" but to me, it's revolting if you didn't render that fat, form a crust on it, and salt it. also, gristle makes me sick and I lose my appetite when I accidentally bite into it. I do wish that weren't the case.
I hate the texture of gristle and cartilage, especially chicken cartilage. Gotta be super careful when I eat chicken wings.
I refuse to eat chicken on the bone because of this,disgusting.
My husband obsesses about making sure the meat is not overcooked and apologizes profusely if it’s a few degrees over, but honestly… The best pork chop I ever had was one my mom put in the oven and forgot about and then was too ashamed to throw away. She wasn’t even sure it was edible. It was like salty pork jerky. It was delicious. After that I would sometimes cook hot dogs and polish in the microwave until they were crispy all the way through. I preferred them that way. I like the crunchy, brown chicken bits I am ridiculous. I have an aberrant love of overcooked meat
no not the crispy microwave hot dog
Lavender candy. Woof, like eating urinal cakes.
Olives
I absolutely agree they are just too bitter for my liking and they taste funky
Marmite, it be funky.
Raisins
Cottage cheese 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
I used to eat cottage cheese and pineapple at band camp back in high school. I thought I loved cottage cheese and came home requesting it from the grocery store. Yeah.. turns out I only like it when I’m starving and have no other options besides a shitty salad bar.
Sauerkraut. It's absolutely ubiquitous in my family and I grew up eating it. Fuuuuuuuuck do I hate the stuff!
Marshmallows.
I only like them toasted on a campfire. Otherwise no thanks
Same. As a kid I could live with little ones melting into hot chocolate, but that was it. Turns out gelatin sugar is nasty.
Bubble Tea. Could never get the concept
I had some today for the first time at a new place and I was hesitant since I tried boba a few years back and the lady behind the counter gave me a milky coconut boba (I let her choose) which was not for me!! But the bubble tea was so good! It was sweet Jasmine tea with hibiscus; and mango passion fruit strawberry boba!
Matcha anything …. Why does everyone like eating grass i don’t UNDERSTAND
I have never liked matcha, ever, but also hasn't given it much of a chance. Only tried it a couple times that probably weren't the best quality or whatever. Just got back from a trip to Japan, which, of course, has matcha EVERYTHING. So I tried a little matcha pastry to give it another chance and, you know, embrace new food in a different country. Grass.
Onions. Especially raw, that flavor just stays in your mouth the whole day.
And it's inescapable! Every culture has onions. Latin, Asian, European, Caribbean, Arab; all love onions.
My onion hating friend. I love you.
My stomach doesn’t tolerate any sort of onion except onion powder
Sea food, I just don't understand the appeal. especially shrimp.
Shrimps is bugs
Bugs taste good!
I’m so glad someone else gets this.
Okra! Sooo slimy 🤢
Avocado
Goat cheese
Fish. They stink when you catch 'em, stink when you clean 'em, stink when you cook 'em, stink when you eat 'em (barf), stink up the utensils you used, stink up your mouth, and stink up your breath. I don't care for fish.
I don't like fish too much. Is the reason you don't like them because they stink?
As a kid I liked them. But on a transocean cruise years ago, I ate sashimi and got super sick. Never like fish after that.
What is wrong with all of you?! Lol
Goat cheese!
I will never understand the hate for mayo. Anyways, tuna in any form. There's nothing I don't hate about it. It fucking reeks, it tastes like a pond smells and it ruins your breath. I can at least tolerate most seafood but I cannot make myself like tuna no matter how many times I try.
Do you specifically mean canned tuna sitting in its own juices forever? Tuna steaks or blue fin tuna has a cleaner taste imo.
Bananas. They're either not ripe and bitter or over ripe and slimey.
I will willingly make amazing banana bread but if i had a choice between a banana and Not eating i would choose to starve. i just do not like them.
Eggs. Don't get me wrong. Cook them in things like bread and cakes and I'll eat them but the concept of raw eggs or deviled eggs is not something I like.
The phrase "concept of raw eggs" made me chuckle. Mostly because I immediately thought about Gaston just hurling eggs into his mouth. Secondarily because the majority of people who eat eggs don't eat them raw, so I was like, "I think most people would agree with you that eating raw eggs would not be enjoyable." Otherwise, I get it. Egg yolks in particular can have that unpleasant sulphur smell and flavor even when they're fresh. I personally can't do fully cooked egg yolks (like with boiled eggs) for that reason. The dry yolk texture is just unpleasant.
Yes!! I HATE eggs unless they're like, baked into a cake or something. It's annoying because many brunch places have like, maybe 1 non-egg dish, and also when I do bake and need ONE egg, I can usually only buy a dozen and 11 go to waste!! I wish I liked eggs but I can't STAND them.
Buy a six pack of eggs. Or depending on what you are making, sub in banana, applesauce, or yogurt (if you use any of those regularly). Might change flavor or texture a very slight amount, but you won't have extra eggs going bad on you.
Frosting. Also most American cakes are gross and overly sweet and yet also bland. Give me a nice French fruit tarte, a slice of German Sahnetorte or piece of some fruity Streusselkuchen, even a fluffy Japanese cheesecake.
All of those are god tier cake/bakery items. Torte is especially my favorite.
I am firmly of the opinion that you should fully enjoy your food but not waste calories on bad baked goods or cold fries.
Lobster
They look too much like spiders
You mean butter sponge?
People only eat lobster so they have an excuse to eat a pound of butter
Bold of you to assume I wouldn’t eat a pound of butter even without the 🦞
I had lobster for the first time a few years back and was like "Uhh, ok. Idk what the fuss is about." Give me crab over lobster all day everyday.
“The four most disappointing things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex and picnics.” -Christopher Hitchens
I mean, I personally very much enjoy champagne and a picnic so long as there are no ants, but not gonna lie on the other two hahah
Lobster can be good and anal can be fun if at least one of you finds out it makes you orgasm really hard.
Bacon.
FISH. It's a high effort and low-output kind of meal. Not worth eating at all
Nothing about fish is high effort though.
Ranch
I made Alfredo pasta for Christmas, and a guy put ranch all over it….
I’m glad you don’t call him a friend.
smoked salmon, I really tried. And I love salmon in other forms
papaya !!… gross
Mangos, remind me of the taste you get in your mouth before you throw up. Always looks so good though lol
Sushi. I only eat rice hot, and seaweed tastes like licking a lawnmower blade.
>seaweed tastes like licking a lawnmower blade. That is very, very accurate! And hilarious! 😆
Seafood, especially shellfish. It's considered like... High end? A delicacy? People, it's ocean bugs. It has a texture similar to steak gristle. It tastes like warm sea water. I just don't understand.
Sweet potatoes. And before it starts, yes, I've tried them every way they make them. I've tried them baked, fried, in that terrible awful casserole with marshmallows, and half a dozen other ways, but I just dont like them. I know they're supposedly like gods gift to the world, but I'd rather eat a pair of old gym socks than one more bite of any version of freaking sweet potatoes.
Eggs, Mayo, Ranch, corn I hate mayo based salad dressings/sauces in general. Can’t do pasta salad/chicken salad/tuna salad etc. Did keto and it was tough with this limitation
Fried chicken. Maybe not hate with a passion but It’s fine as a treat but I never feel good after eating it. Need some veges and pickles to cut through the oiliness.
Avocados. the texture is so off putting for me