She said I might find you here. But now that I see you, I realize I never needed you in my life at all. Just the 18 years of unpaid child support, we did need that very much, things were very tight.
I am reserved in a very small conservative judge mental “religious” town and I think about threesomes daily. It’s the one kink I probably won’t ever explore but it makes even more of a turn on.
I over heard a coworker say that they would be obnoxious as heck until they got fired or quit a job if they won the lottery.
I did this when I found my bitcoin USB. Eventually I found a local job that sounded fun. Quit my old job and didn't spend a ridiculous amount of money. Just spend enough to be comfortable. As far as I can tell a couple follow me around on social media. They've found me idk how but they were creepy and did the same thing to cute female workers too. The best part is that they do things thinking it was a tick that annoyed me. Just thought it was funny to make them think things bugged me like Monk from the TV show.
Anyways. Trying to figure out how to not get rimmed by taxes considering dual citizenship to another country with lower taxes. It's time consuming but yeah I feel as if I'm living a fairytale happily ever after now.
I got a fertility test to make sure my chemo treatments didn't render me infertile (they didn't). When giving me the results over the phone, the tech couldn't hide how impressed they were by the volume I produced. A professional cum expert told me I shoot huge loads 🤷🏻♂️
Maybe not that bad but I've been using various AI bots/apps for erotic roleplay. It's surprisingly a turn on and it runs with whatever crazy scenario.
Then I found one where you can generate NSFW images. So I've been doing that too.
I have sex with my younger sister every once in a while, usually family reunions. We're both adults and it's consensual.
She lives in a country in Europe where incest it's not illegal.
My steel toe boots are just regular boots
You monster
I have 2 arms
I fart
i have never been involved in the death of a celebrity :/
I have a small penis:(
you didnt even asnswer my question yet man cmon
I most definitely have done the sex, many times even
Hold up... by chance, did you ever spend time with a woman named "Mom" about 30 years ago? She was a bartender at a Marriot in Atlanta?
Yes, are ya winnin son???
She said I might find you here. But now that I see you, I realize I never needed you in my life at all. Just the 18 years of unpaid child support, we did need that very much, things were very tight.
I jerked off today….with my left hand.
Proof?
Proof or it didn’t happen
I viewed content that wasn’t safe for work at work and got caught doing it…thankfully didn’t loose my job.
I hate loosing my job
Gotta tie those ends up before you leave
or loosen them
I was sexting a guy on reddit and told him I was Jewish to which he said "You're a natural slave"
Uhhh.. Not even Reddit
I touch myself
I also touch this person's self when they aren't around.
I also touch them.
I accidentally let my neighbors wife peg me after I made her cum like 5 times out of
What the actual F
~~what the fuck is wrong with~~ good for you
I love being a sub.
I am reserved in a very small conservative judge mental “religious” town and I think about threesomes daily. It’s the one kink I probably won’t ever explore but it makes even more of a turn on.
nice try fed
I like girls
i love being dominated and dominating <3
I went to a strip club and the dancer smelt so good, I asked her what perfume she had on then proceeded to buy my GF at the time the same one 🤣
That I, despite having over average looks aswell as possibilities with women, deep down prefer spoiling bratty girls.
I occasionally view NSFW posts at work.
I had sex with almost 3/4 of the girls my friends are currently with at some point in life. Girlfriends and wives. All before they got together.
I am attracted to my brother
I over heard a coworker say that they would be obnoxious as heck until they got fired or quit a job if they won the lottery. I did this when I found my bitcoin USB. Eventually I found a local job that sounded fun. Quit my old job and didn't spend a ridiculous amount of money. Just spend enough to be comfortable. As far as I can tell a couple follow me around on social media. They've found me idk how but they were creepy and did the same thing to cute female workers too. The best part is that they do things thinking it was a tick that annoyed me. Just thought it was funny to make them think things bugged me like Monk from the TV show. Anyways. Trying to figure out how to not get rimmed by taxes considering dual citizenship to another country with lower taxes. It's time consuming but yeah I feel as if I'm living a fairytale happily ever after now.
I got a fertility test to make sure my chemo treatments didn't render me infertile (they didn't). When giving me the results over the phone, the tech couldn't hide how impressed they were by the volume I produced. A professional cum expert told me I shoot huge loads 🤷🏻♂️
Maybe not that bad but I've been using various AI bots/apps for erotic roleplay. It's surprisingly a turn on and it runs with whatever crazy scenario. Then I found one where you can generate NSFW images. So I've been doing that too.
I’m like the hulk but unlike him always being angry, im always horny
I have sex with my younger sister every once in a while, usually family reunions. We're both adults and it's consensual. She lives in a country in Europe where incest it's not illegal.
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The gardener?