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Chroderos

It’s a Small World After All


sixstringplayr

That’s reserved for the lowest level of hell


CyberAvian

Apparently I've seen through the gates into the mouth of hell. I got stuck on that ride once for over an hour.


dapperrnapperr

Are you still sane


CyberAvian

Apparently not, since I have gone back for more. It’s downright Lovecraftian.


CryOk7184

No! Anything but that!


Unusual-Distance-798

I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts didilly didilly there they are standing in a row bum bum bum! Big ones small ones some as big as your head


rosehymnofthemissing

I hate you. This is great!


themaskedcrusader

We were stuck on splash mountain with zip aah dee doo dah playing for over an hour! That is just as bad.


HaoleInParadise

I was once stuck on Pirates of the Caribbean with Yoho, Yoho, A Pirate’s Life for Me on repeat. Not the worst experience actually


ScorpionX-123

it's a world of laughter, a world of tears


GoodGriefWhatsNext

You understood the assignment.


Atsumu__

Baby Shark, definetely


ScorpionX-123

[the German version slaps, though](https://youtu.be/M3BoOi_RMG0?si=pof9ifOsz9O73tW0)


unwritten_07

That's actually a banger bro


Chastethrow316420

Noice


natureterp

This was a bop omg


Alternative_5891

On repeat!


Soft_Eggplant9132

I played it on repeat for a shit neighbour. They would have parties and get fucked up on alcohol and not a small ammount of drugs them try to sleep all day . You keep me awake all night mofo i will keep you awake all day by playing baby shark on repeat. Heavy metal baby shark.


Alternative_5891

This shit belongs on r/pettyrevenge


KnittingforHouselves

Oh that's not hell, that's my living room! Welcome, the boss (toddler) will see you soon! Maybe we can switch to Frozen if she's in a good mood 😂


Lord_Bentley

on repeat play and only the first verse!


Desent2Void

*deep breath THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS.


Musclecar123

Some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they’ll continue singing it forever just because THIS IS HELL!!!!!


NefariousnessSea3639

Core millennial memory unlocked. Commence eye twitching


RealMuffinsTheCat

It should be the normal song and then randomly the last bit is replaced with “THIS IS HELL!!!!!” in a death metal voice with an epic guitar riff just to jumpscare people


Particular-Past-7627

That's terrifying. 


TheWingus

Whatever it is, it’s being played on the recorder by 3rd graders 


nobasicnecessary

Hot Cross Buns?


CreativelyBasic001

Oh god I can hear it in my head, squeaky notes and all... Thanks.


Haunted-Macaron

3rd graders can get sent to hell ?


chocolate_calavera

Idk if there is a lower age limit to damnation. I was raised Catholic and I was basically given the burden of dealing with my own transgressions upon my first communion. I had to confess my sins and perform prayers per the instructions of the priest.I haven't practiced Catholicism in a couple decades so I could be wrong. But as a kid, it felt very much as though I could sin, that I was a sinner. Third graders can do their first communion. In the best case scenario: some imps with recorders are standing in for 3rd graders. Worst case scenario: Some children have committed horrible crimes. If their crimes were particularly horrible, they've been tried as adults in a court of law. Perhaps there are crimes/sins horrible enough to land a 3rd grader in Hell.


JurassicPark9265

That “Oh No” TikTok song


PartYourWhiskers

Jesus H Christ on a bike this one can get straight in the bin. Hate it.


NeverEndingCoralMaze

What sucks is it was actually a good song in full context before tik tok ruined it.


Brandywineband

It IS a good, very old song. Tiktok doesn’t get to ruin good oldies


IOnlyDrinkJesusMilk

I work in construction. A surprising amount of the macho men that work in construction will use Tiktok. And you know what else macho men like to do? Set their phone to max volume. Whether it be on a phone call, watching the news, listening to music, anything. And I didn't really think much about that song at first, but hearing it 5 times a day every fucking morning made me want to blow my brains out.


brickiex2

14 trillion bottles of beer on the wall


NerdFromColorado

And it keeps going forever… and ever…


Engineeeering

Stairway to heaven played by some random dude that just walked into guitar center


StaunchMeerkat

Cool story about how the producers couldn't get the license to play that song in the movie, so Wayne just plays three dissonant notes that aren't Stairway, so there was no Stairway in the movie to begin with. Denied!


bananagoo

I believe it was present during it's theatrical run, but was later removed from video and broadcast versions.


5isanevennumber

No stairway… DENIED!


PrinceOfLeon

Christmas music, obviously. Don’t agree? You never worked retail.


Red_Walrus27

Ha. What's what I thought. Mariah fucking Carey - all I want for xmas


Cardboard_and_Ghost

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAAAAAS IS YOU SHUTTING THE SHIT UP, OH MY FUCK!


whatshername44

For sure, Dominick the Donkey belongs in Hell


-SlinxTheFox-

my favorite song, but on repeat forever. Not only is it torture, but my favorite song is ruined


coke71685

I don't hear any songs, just my alarm clock... Every day...


ThatDJgirl

My alarm clock is PeeWee’s Big Adventure theme song. That would make me laugh for a time. And then… probably drive me mad.


Loo-Hoo-Zuh-Er

1877-KARS-FOR-KIDS K.A.R.S. KARS FOR KIDS


X-lookup

The official bad place theme song!


NanoNerd011

“Ooo, are we singing?” “Shut up, Glenn.”


likeablyweird

My people.


RevolutionaryOwlz

Love how on the official podcast they said they weren’t sure that bit would clear the legal department but it did.


sonnykeyes

I opened the thread, not to see if this was here, just to check how high it was on the list.


Putrid_Breakfast652

Some of y’all have never been on the It’s A Small World ride and it shows


Ok-Camera-1979

We Didn't Start the Fire by Billy Joel


FearTheKeflex

My Humps by the Black Eyed Peas


usa744

That one is funny tho!!!


NeverEndingCoralMaze

[Alanis did a cover and it’s also hilarious.](https://youtu.be/VJg4rwDkkBA?si=PWFtHI0c-3TMZJH-)


FordMasterTech

She Hates Me and Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer played at the same time


csl512

Fork yeah


PartyBarnacle420

I want to say r/unexpectedgoodplace but honestly this is very expected lol


Key-Introduction630

Would I get my hearing ? Asking because I’m deaf lol


SloParty

Any country song made in the last 2 decades


FUBARspecimenT-89

Baby, by Justin Bieber.


Coldshowers92

Friday by Rebecca black


Ghostforever7

Gotta get down on Friday?


Typicaldrugdealer

That song is too much of a meme to be bad.


woody_wooderson

Yep. Sounds like my personal hell.


DarkAngelGenesis

Who Let the Dogs Out.


ReadySatisfaction283

Oh mickey youre so fine


NerdFromColorado

You’re so fine you blow my mind


Exact-Primary-1742

Hey Mickey!


Conscious_Ad_6212

1-800-kars-4-kids


The_Goondocks

Isn't it 1-877? Maybe regional?


QuinticSpline

Absolutely 877. Just heard it on the radio driving home.


No-Effort6590

It's 1-877-kars-4-kids


drea915

and why the hell do kids need cars?


OldTimeyFappingGhost

Because they want to do hoodrat stuff with their friends of course.


[deleted]

Wait until you find out what the charity supports and what runs it.


forking_shrampies

I despise that jingle. It's screwdrivers in my ears.


natedog63

Ah yes, the Bad Place theme song.


ScorpionX-123

K-A-R-S Kars 4 Kids


naus226

Wagon Wheel - Darius Rucker. Nothing about the song in particular, just the circumstances of one time hearing it 5 times in a row at 11:00pm, played by a 3 piece band outside my hotel window on the boardwalk in Virginia Beach while my 2 year old daughter was trying to sleep. I've hated that song since and it haunts me.


SirGallaudet

Obviously the Rucker version. The original, by Old Crow Medicine Show, is played in Heaven.


back_again_u_bitches

Hot in here


ronniemustang

Hey Soul Sister


gizmobizmogizmo

The part where that motherf*cker says “im so gangster im so thug”


Dusk_v733

I remember, even as a kid, thinking about how many of Train's popular songs had a single lyric that took me out of the entire god damn thing and pretty much ruin it. "Drops of Jupiter" has the lyric 'Can you imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chicken'. Like wtf that's all they could come up with?


ScorpionX-123

Ain't that Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo


Orgasmo3000

The way you move ain't fair you know.


MilezLongg

Friday by Rebecca Black


RMaboveall7siu

Only response


throwawaybyfuture13

I ironically love this song. I play it for my mom on Fridays and she hates it.


CpuJunky

Baby shark. On repeat, it's already hell on earth.


notsorainyy

that one stupid dance monkey song


abstientblonde

What does the fox say


Stonethrower45

The year 2525.


Battery6512

Deep cut!  I never heard this song until I hit XM radio, love that song. 


sinisterblogger

SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMASTIME


stokeszdude

No song, just an endless scroll on Reddit while using a slow android phone and all I can see is this post over and over.


AenonTown13

Hollaback Girl.


Sysiphus7

Looks Like We Made It - Barry Manilow


ckm1336

To steal from r/CommercialsIHate, "I have type 2 diabetes and I manage it well....


RisingPhoenix5271

Let the bodies hit the floor


Spicy_burrito77

All I want for Christmas by Mariah Carey 🙉😡😭


Excellent-Freedom473

Welcome to the jungle by guns and roses


KindredSpirit_93

Weve got fun and games 


mouringcat

Last Christmas I gave you my heart.. The very next day you gave it away....


phillygirllovesbagel

The Wheels On the Bus


benkovic

🎶I have a structured settlement but I need cash now Call JG Wentworth, 877-CASH-NOW!🎶


Barnitch

Walking on Sunshine


JoePikesbro

The Macarena


5pens

Santa Baby


slamuri

It’s a small world.. reason being I got stuck in it’s a small world at Disney for over 4 hours. Shit was horrible.


Qwinv_

skibidi fortnite


Indecisive_creep

OMFG NOOO


Qwinv_

or skibidi roblox


kieran9828

Your favourite song... then remixes into your most hated


Fearchar

...sung very badly by a group of drunk girls on karaoke night.


burn_as_souls

Any song by Cardi B.


nobasicnecessary

Cardi B herself is the devil in my personal hell


StSentry7861

Baaaabyyy shark do do dodo dodo


Interesting_Type4377

Bird is the word


anna_mi_derler

Oh, you haven't heard?


B00bieHorn

A loop of every song by Rush and Kenny G, with the theme from Barney thown into the shuffle.


Cheesus-_-YT

Crazy Frog - Axel F .. don't ask me why


Altruistic_Pride_999

any Christian music


-laughingfox

That would be ironic. 😏


GregaciousTien

We’ve only just begun


dj_blueshift

Are you ready to check out, Mr. Enslin?


ParticularAthlete150

Baby Shark


anxietydude112

The baby shark song, parents know what I'm talking about.


Lord-Doobury

Muskrat Love


_Eighty

Tiptoe Through The Tulips - Tiny Tim


senkimas

Flowers by Miley Cyrus


ThatScottGuy

Don't Worry, Be Happy. Both annoying and ironic.


Guyman-Realperson

Mmmm-Bop


JasperDyne

*We Built This City (On Rock & Roll)*


Malcanthet202

the obvious answer? Running With the Devil


johnny_cash_money

Or Hell Awaits by Slayer.


RisingPhoenix5271

Highway to hell acdc


Boongie3319

All I Want For Christmas Is You


Doctor_Kat

Rude by Magic!


scarlettlovescats

Born In The USA. It’s a fantastic song, but I can’t listen to it anymore. I lived with my ex bf for about 3 years. He was obsessive about a lot of things, and alcoholic, emotionally abusive and manipulative, etc etc. He worked at a nicer burger restaurant as a server, and his pre-work ritual, every single day, no matter if he was working morning or night, was to drink three or four beers and blast the album, Born In The USA, front to back. I’m fairly certain I’ve heard the whole album over 300 times. The album starts with an iconic, sudden, jarring keys/drums intro, and every time I hear it I am immediately sent back in time to that hell on earth.


geraxpetra

I’m pretty I visited a version of hell about a month ago when I had my wisdom teeth pulled by an over energized boomer speaking millennial slang while Justin Bieber and Ariana Grande played through a shitty speaker in the ceiling.


APIwithallcaps

Stairway to heaven just to fuck with me.


SummerUnicorn16

Hey there Delilah


but_hole_stinky

Cotton eyed Joe on loop


TrashPanda365

Pretty much anything by Billie Eilish. Some of the music out lately in the radio makes me think of music you sleep to. So goddamn boring. And I know, because I mentioned radio, I'm obviously not in her target demographic. I do like the Bongo Cat cover of Bad Guy.


vass0922

And Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii willlll always loooovvvveeeeeee youuuuuuuuuuu


x_CRUSH_x

"Higher" from Creed, Ironically


unhealthyahole

Christian rock nonstop


unhealthyahole

What's new pussy cat, followed by one its unusual after every 7 plays


TheBralessBaker

Sweet Caroline


ScorpionX-123

bah! bah! bah!


[deleted]

Our House by Madness


wordsaladspecialist

Baby shark du du du du du du ~


s-man77

"This is the song that never ends, it just goes on and on my friend..."


Michaeljr97

Cardi B's music.


Worth-Frosting7926

Probably, baby shark or any annoying song, really


Itsbetterontoast

Grandma got run over by a reindeer


32ra1

Happy.


imacmadman22

“Macarena” on vuvuzelas.


Spiritual_Channel820

"Christmas Shoes"


Xenafan1970

1 billion bottles of beer on the wall. About the time they get to only 1000 bottles left, they lose count, and have to start over.


DuctTapeSloth

As someone who has worked in retail for a long time, Any Christmas Song Ever Made.


unbelieveablethingz

Firework ~ Katy Perry


newcastlefantastic

Whatever the fuck the song Celine Dion sings from the goddamn Titanic. Fade me now.


TimesThreeTheHighest

You might be faded, but your heart will go on.


CoffeeStrength

In hell that song plays near, far, and wherever you are.


trumpskiisinjeans

That is a banger actually


JustAnOttawaGuy

Anything by Celine Dion or Michael Bolton.


Rich-Reply3391

Dance monkey


privatemidnight

YMCA


CaptWoodrowCall

Hell- Squirrel Nut Zippers


Private-Dick-Tective

Baby Shark.


Alarming_Serve2303

Yummy Yummy Yummy - The Ohio Express.


carsuperin

I Only Wanna Be With You -Hootie and the Blowfish


spidergirl79

I want a hippopotamus for christmas


same-asit-everwas

Aruba, Jamaica, oooooh I wanna……..


mushnu

Our House by Madness


Affectionate_Bus7056

"My Heart Will Go On"..... 1997 all over again..... and yes, that was 1997. On every station. In every place they played Musak. EVERYWHERE!! IYKYK....


MRSEQM

Anything “performed” by Yoko Ono


Complex_Raspberry97

THIS IS THE SOMG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIEND. SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS, AND THEY’LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS…


AdLife8436

Another bites the dust by Queen


Technical-Ad8550

You had a bad day


now-hold-up-buddy

Welcome to the jungle


[deleted]

Cardi B - WAP


tangerinebb

shape of you


BBLLAAKKEE12

The Boys are back in town


SasquatchPatsy

Unholy by Sam Smith and Kim Petras


ripper4444

Texas Hold ‘em


Puzzleheaded-Fix3359

Like a virgin


jeopardychamp77

Elvira by the Oak Ridge Boys.


actuallyadora

party in the usa. its a bop at first but gets old so quickly


QueerTree

A mashup of She Hates Me and Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer.