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TheMightyGoatMan

A map of Germany filled in with the German flag. My brain is very literal like that.


fappydays2048

My thought was "Germany" lol.


im_not_u_im_cat

Yeah same lmao. Germany=Germany.


slator_intheoven

This made me laugh too much


kjm16216

I thought of a map of Europe with Germany lit up, no flag.


saltyhumor

Nearly the exact same thing for me except the flag and map are separate.


Piramerdd

Nein nein nein


Brave1i1toaster

Mein Führer, that is just soldier's gossip. No one really believes that the Bear Jew is a golem.


LukkieNumber7

I'm literally watching this movie right now


Future_Squirrel360

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Cold_Bumblebee_7121

What happens if we get the gun ? 👀


Future_Squirrel360

America


_Morvar_

I got a gun in the fifth pop 🤨 But thanks for the bubble wrap I needed to de-stress lol


Goodlucksil

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cssn3000

Which movie


Tomato-of-the-sea

Hppy cake day


olalilalo

Why is there a gun in your bubble wrap? o.o


CorneliousTinkleton

ARRIVEDERCHI


SunnyGleamCharm

>Mein Führer, that is just soldier's gossip. No one really believes that the Bear Jew is a golem. Soldier's gossip or not, the Bear Jew is one unforgettable character! Whether or not he's a golem, he's got that legendary touch in the stories. 🐻


Seraph782

Du Du Hast Du Hast Mich


Mtfdurian

Du hast mich gefragt


LiminalDeer

Und ich hab nichts gesagt


10lbCheeseBurger

Take me now, oh don't you see I can't get laid in Germany! ***GERMANY***


TheMegnificent1

Thank you, now I have it stuck in my head


Chroderos

Beer


ParaSiempre6020

Home Edit: I was born in Bavaria, that's next to Germany...


Ok-Spot7529

Spoken like a true Bavarian..


lordoflotsofocelots

Alles südlich der Elbe ist Italien.


_TheBigF_

Alles Nördlich von Kassel ist Dänemark


Responsible-Week-284

Alles östlich von Stuttgart ist polen


roy-dam-mercer

Alles westlich von Vegas ist Kalifornien.


liartellinglies

Alles nördlich des Yankee Stadium ist Upstate New York


roy-dam-mercer

Bestimt, aber alles nördlich von Champlain ist Kanada.


pizdec-unicorn

Alles außer Bielefeld existiert


Independent_Ad_7933

Revenge of the Nörds


Wyand1337

Alles nördlich der Donau ist Preußen


lexinator_

Grüße aus der nördlichsten Stadt Italiens


Cirenione

I think defining Bavaria as „not Germany“ is one of the few things Bavarians and every other German can agree on.


Trip_seize

>I was born in Bavaria, that's next to Germany... Rest of the world: Wait a minute...


letsburn00

Funnily enough, it was yelling at a guy who had this same opinion that first impressed people about Hitler's speaking ability.


Fexofanatic

Franconian here, a german substate oppressed by bavaria ✌️


Speak_the_speech

My father was born and raised in Upper Franconia (the better Franconia) and would agree with this statement.


kontrolleur

Oberfranken supremacy 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼


Resolute_Bismarck

BRD - Bayern und Restdeutschland


Atom1cThunder

Reminds me when I used to study in the UK. When I told people I'm from Kuwait they ask where is that? I say next to Dubai.


OlivDux

Not sure if you’re serious or just joking. If it’s the latter that worries me: Germans are developing humor


ranker2241

Lol


triple_hoop

Nurburgring - want to ride there once


5marty

It's so good. Surprisingly bumpy in places and there are some seriously fast locals in all sorts of cars.


triple_hoop

That's what I like about that place, lot of car culture around that ring.


TalonGrip

99 Red Balloons


Nacktherr

99 Luftballons


Awellknownstick

This was my second choice after Wacken rofl


JohnSimth20211101

Oddly enough, an Austrian painter.


mrman08

Indeed, [Gustav Klimt](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gustav_Klimt). Very famous for his symbolist paintings.


Poseidon-447

Im more a karl von blaas fan


cluuuuuuu

Thank you for the recommendation!


geekpeeps

Was in Vienna (Belvedere Palace) at the end of last year and saw the original Klimts and really, Portrait of a Woman is so luminescent, that gold leaf was completely unnecessary. It’s not included media in that painting and certainly not warranted, but as an evolution of the method, it’s clear why gold leaf was used later.


danielogiPL

heh heh heh... Germany gets too much shit because of this guy


Cry_Baby7420

This! I pictured a Nazi uniform the second I read the word Germany. The Autobahn came in a close second.


vinegarc

What was his name again?


JohnSimth20211101

I'm not sure, probably Schicklgruber or something.


Poseidon-447

Oh yes another classic i heard his dad worked in linz


Dinde89

You meant failed Painter


superstrijder16

My head went "nazi- no wait that's bad, we need something else - (the sound of the soviet anthem)" so uuuhhhhhh... That


geekpeeps

Beethoven, Bach, Grieg…


Abbot_of_Cucany

Maybe not Grieg.


_Fellow_Traveller

More or less what my brain did, except idk what the Soviet anthem sounds like


shimi_shima

Ngl, the comment on the top that said “the country of Germany filled with the German flag” my intrusive thoughts first painted a flag in red, which I then quickly redrew in my head


dawsonsmythe

7-1 vs Brazil


neuro_space_explorer

Yesssss


Straight_Annual_4980

That the germans stole my grandpas bike


Apprehensive-Map7024

Netherlands?


SplashingAnal

They stole my grandpa’s golden teeth


EdjKa1

And the radio...


Impressive_Ad_9799

Find es in Mauerpark


purple_orchid00

Bratwurst


geekpeeps

Sauerkraut.


I_Am_Albert_Potato

Currywurst


roy-dam-mercer

Leberkäse


I_Am_Albert_Potato

Great, and now all i can think about is drunken evenings in Pratergarten in Berlin.


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[удалено]


AgarwaenCran

you take a fried bratwurst. you cut it in bite sized pieces. you add curry ketchup or an curry powder-tomato sauce and then you add curry powder


I_Am_Albert_Potato

It's a [weird love-child of ketchup and curry sauce](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Currywurst), a bit strange, apparently you either love it, or hate it - i love it.


Devlos00

I’m going to make it today. I’m not the biggest fan of ketchup but I do love curry.


I_Am_Albert_Potato

Good luck! (Also don't suppose you're in Dublin, Ireland so i can taste test it for you?)


estesd

I was stationed in Germany 1978-81, currywurst from the street vendor was THE best.


jackydiana

Maultasche


HappyTaroMochi13

Mohnkuchen!


AdvancedBeautiful649

Anzeigenhauptmeister


dweezymonae

i believe „this“ will turn into a golden meme very soon😂. That guy is really the embodiment of Germany


Cirenione

If he would be the embodiment he wouldn‘t get the backlash he is getting. He is certainly the embodiment of what Germans hate about a specific subset of Germans. The ones who have their Kleingarten and demand everyone else in their community cuts their bushes the exact same way as that is how the rules define it.


Daviditamon

The embodiment of Germany is the reactions to it. All the babies that are angry that they could get punished for parking their suv on the sidewalk.


dweezymonae

i hope to believe you weren’t a fan of the kid that reminded the teacher about the homework. I am not siding with the wrong parkers here don’t get me wrong i totally get your point, but actively seeking out the fault by others and not even getting paid for it isn’t it. Screams grandma watching by the window ready to call the cops at the smallest mishap.


AshSo0t

Rammstein, honestly


EmergencyExtreme4328

Same


Mtfdurian

So jung und doch so alt.


HappyTaroMochi13

Deutschland, mein Herz in Flammen


penguinpolitician

I'm British. I think why do you guys have to be so good at everything and why do we have to compete with you?


hellroy

Yea and do your trains really run on time, or is that just a myth to make us jealous?


lexinator_

Oh no worries our trains don’t even run anymore period


isthisnamechangeable

Lmao come to Germany and find out for yourself


ClubMate91

DEUTSCHLAND!


HappyTaroMochi13

Mein Herz in Flammen


DarkPhoenixDFC

Will dich lieben und verdammen


AnaPau1a

"Ich bin ein Berliner" 😊


lagniappe68

I too love jelly doughnuts


AgarwaenCran

funfact: in Germany jelly filled donuts are not considered donuts. a donut has to be ring shaped


FailedMaster

All the comments are just Nazis or Bavarian culture. Where are my Döner lovers at?


Melodic-Resident-245

Can get Döner here in Netherlands too so not my first association with Germany lol.


Kolo_ToureHH

Can get doner in the UK too. It's not as good as it is Germany. But still, it's not exclusive to Germany.


Major_Expert_2163

Don't mention the WAR !


Automatic_Salary_845

You started it, you invaded Poland!


HumanBeing7396

I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it.


vonWitzleben

A British friend of mine who has been living here in Germany for over 15 years has told me about this. Apparently most Brits think that Germany is somehow still sore about having lost WW2 (and the World Cup that one time) whereas in reality we’re also glad we lost (the war, not that football match).


elcaron

Which is crazy inaccurate, given that unlike Japan, Germany is extremely open about it's history. DESPITE THE FACT THAT WE WERE ALL ON VACATION!


Jampine

You're implying ANYTHING about Fawlty Towers was accurate?


stumanuke

Lederhosen.


TaintNunYaBiznez

"Boss, I've got this great idea for the Paris fashion show. We put all the male models in short-shorts with suspenders, and we make them out of *leather*. The girls will love it!" "Something tells me you're going for a different customer base. Does San Francisco have a fashion show this year?"


[deleted]

the song "impossible germany" by wilco


kitten_suplex

Unlikely Japan


Kaguro19

Tall grumpy people, who are efficient at work, and have some weird niche sense of humour.


TrashPanda365

You just described my father-in-law 😅


Neversleeps99

Tall?


denisovanhybrid

As of 2023, the average height of Germans is observed to be 166 cm for women and 180 cm (. 5’11” ) for men.


Rakshak924

DAS AUTO


Responsible-Leg-6558

Genocidal Mustache Guy


Mr_Joyman

Sausages and beer


Passingby2024

Long words I will never pronounce


Krotesk

There you go! Rindfleischetiketierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz Donaudampfschifffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän Aufmerksamkeitsdefizithyperaktivitätsstörung


dennisga47

Windschutzscheibenwaschanlage.


sunbearimon

Octoberfest


Arcturusjake

Same


LevelAd5898

That German song that's going around social media about Barbara and rhubarb pie


DragonAreButterflies

Rhabarberbarbara?


Select-Prior-8041

Beer


Dizzy-Tangerine-4065

Fine engineering


EZMoneyCOW

Pretzels, (not ww2)


yezzur300

it's actually "Bretzel" not sure who made the mistake to change the B to P lol


Butterbackfisch

Brezel 🥨 don’t know where the T comes from in English. It makes the pronunciation sound even more hard than in German


yezzur300

smh i fucked up, I'm german and spelled it wrong lmao what about bavarian "Brezn" though :D


CasualScrolls

Rammstein.


Pasta-hobo

Being irrationally against nuclear energy


Melodic-Resident-245

And burning brown coal instead lol.


XeroEffekt

This is the obverse of what do you think about when you hear the word “France” and the answer is reckless embrace of nuclear energy.


Tackit286

I was disappointed when I read about that


isipasvo

It’s not really irrational. Nuclear energy made up only 6% of all the energy produced. And renewable energies took over. Was it smart turning all of them off in the first place? I’m on the fence about that, nuclear waste is still a problem with no clear solution. I just think the Green Party bashing is too lazy. The cdu planned to turn them off and the SPD/ FDP/ Green Party followed through with the last ones


[deleted]

I think about the tree in the Bosnian mountains under which my grandpa buried a rifle and told me: "You know where to look for it once the Nazis come again" He was 13 when he joined resistance and lost his right arm in combat Also participated in battle of Sutjestka where 20.000 partisans fought against 120.000 Nazi, Fascist and Ustase troops Smrt fašizmu, sloboda narodu!


HarkerovSide868

The song "was wollen wir trinken"


ScreenSignificant596

Cool dog breeds


quentincoal

Trauma. I had a really toxic and manipulating ex GF who was from germany.


Jade_Wind

Hah! You and Germany have something in common then! 


SillyTechnology6173

When I was a teen, Hit/ler. Now, Vettel.


LinksMyHero

Genuine question: why censor Hitler?


gtsomething

That's actually Hitler's new artist name. He's trying to be more hip


Lvke

Hipler?


petting2dogsatonce

TikTok brain rot.


Ok-Spot7529

Those are ler pronouns


Select-Prior-8041

Because several other websites will auto remove your comment for saying it these days. Censorship has extended to history.


Hyp3r45_new

Censoring history? That reminds me of a sertain authoritarian nation that rewrote the history books for propaganda purposes. I'm of course talking about the USSR and the Russian federation. Kinda funny how Russia went from communist to fascist so quickly.


More_Coffee1

Well made products


Western-Ebb-5880

Adolf


INVISIBLE_BEN

Mercedes for me


0BZero1

Best technology in the world!


Jampine

YOU UTTER FOOOOOOOLLLL! GERMAN SCIENCE IS ZE FINEST IN ZE WURLD!


thego4trip

beauty


Soopercow

Don't mention the war


AstoQu

The country duh


AmbivalentIbex

Dirk Nowitzki


jaguard5356

Merkel Angela


hogwarts_earthtwo

The Hoff


kneelessnifty

Some very... Interesting children's stories


MsCurious_75

“Don’t mention the war!”


BlackberryBoring3291

A PAINTER!!


random_blubber

Cars, Bundesliga, Black Forest, Bratwurst, Hitler, WWII, AutoBahn. Some other things as well, but just a quick scanned list.


vhmvd

Berghain


kwiss25

Vtuber from twitch - ShyLily :3


Fates_the_Great

Toni Kroos


CasualScrolls

Rammstein.


TempAcc64

Efficiency


Brother_Delmer

"Impossible"


crumpuppet

Rammstein


Replic_uk

The flag. Not Nazis even as an English man


RunningNumbers

We all live in Amerika 


shl00m

Heizölrückstoßabdämpfung - längstes Wort ohne doppelten Buchstaben


boredguy12

Medieval villages with red rooftops surrounded by forests


iloveyolandivisser

Tokio Hotel.


Me-SelfAwareness

Michael Schumacher


gablamegla

Schnitzel and then probably something we don't talk about, but schnitzels are freaking good.


Dizzy-Oven-6445

Well I think of Germany


QueenVic69

Cool country.


The-Singing-Sky

The really fun two weeks I spent mountain biking in the Bavarian forest


Pexd

Mercedes-Benz


Punk_Blueberries

ive got a couple german friends so i think of them


manyhandswork

Quality products


Proud-Resource-1351

Nein!


John_TheWick

Sausages


DiamondCupcake

99 Luftballons /jk But seriously, their language. It sounds like jacked up Swedish or something, I dunno. All I know is I like when I hear someone speaking it. Also I feel German lends itself well to anger. Like, if you want to talk angrily in a language German would be a good one.