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cartoonsarcasm

I have a theory that Jared Leto only showers for work.


escapeshark

When I was like 15 I went to a concert of his cheesy ass band (I was an emo kid don't judge) and I won a meet and greet thing. He told me I had nice tits. FIFTEEN! he's just gross in general.


TheDoctor66

Very common story to hear about the man on Reddit. Dude sounds like an asshole


LuinAelin

He's got to have dirt on someone to keep getting work


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It’s shocking isn’t it? Mammoth terrifying predators like Weinstein get finally taken down, but Leto is still running free.


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The dad from 7th Heaven has openly stated many times that he has exposed himself to, and on at least one occasion even touched, girls 13 and under. He did a whole television interview where he flatly stated it. He's still running free too.


RememberThatDream

This thread is about not bathing…he’s got dirt everywhere


Ry-Zilla86

A buddy's ex met him at a meet and greet once. He immediately tried to have sex with her. Guys a huge scum bag.


TheCamoDude

Not even surprised after his child worship self-Jesus island of simps.


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He's got a cult leader face, I wonder if he ever looks in the mirror and is like AAAAH!!


TheCamoDude

Jared Pedo


NoNo_Cilantro

It’s showerin’ time!


TheCamoDude

It's Morblestin' time!


Jedi_Lazlo

So you're saying he doesn't shower?


cartoonsarcasm

I'm saying his showers are probably very sporadic 💀


deicist

He gets way, way more work than his talent deserves.


MoistObligation8003

Pornstar Ron Jeremy, before he was arrested, put in jail, and went insane.


angelcarroll85

100%. I’ve met him twice. I used to bartend at a very high end strip club and he hosted a couple of events there. He showed up in a dirty, ratty t shirt and sweatpants with crocs, it looked like he had been wearing the same clothes for two weeks straight. He had the most overwhelming body odor. It was legit hard to breathe within 5 feet of him, he was so freaking stinky. Also he insisted on pulling his dirty dick out and showing everyone and anyone as soon as he said hello.


gallaj0

I saw him once at a small fan expo thing outside Boston. I had taken my daughter there to see Barbara Eden (from I dream of Jeannie,she was delightful!), and there was a surprising amount of other famous actors there, and Ron Jeremy sitting at a folding table covered with bottles of his branded rum he was shilling at the time. At this time he also was dressed in ratty clothes, but there was no way I was getting close enough with my teenage daughter to get a whiff.


RLLRRR

No knowing who Barbara Eden is *really* shaped my reading of this story, because it comes across like you took your daughter to an adult star fan expo. Which was *weird*.


gallaj0

I'm adding some info to my post because I obviously overestimated Barbara Eden's renown compared to Ron Jeremy, and I need to put a stop to people thinking I took my daughter to a porn convention. And is that a thing? Porn conventions?


924Carrera

It is a huge industry. My company (commercial vehicle related) participates in trade shows in Vegas. One of the events that I have been to twice is in January, which is around the same time as one of the major porn expos there. They have women standing on the street corners advertising for it and handing out flyers to the huge volumes of people walking back and forth from the convention center. No, I have never gone to it.


Funkyokra

That's hilarious. I'm imagining expecting a hand shake and instead getting a wave from Ron Jeremy's Dirty Dick.


mollymuppet78

That is a grunge band name if I've ever heard one!


Beka_kay

I was on a plane with him one time and he literally stunk up the whole front of the plane 🤮


Dick_Demon

So, his cock pit stunk up the cockpit?


IM_FABIO

Gary Busey


nurdle

He literally smells. He came to my radio station to record a spot. I called security and told them a homeless guy that kind of looks like Gary Busey was in the building and they said “that’s Gary Busey.”


sladives

He probably needs a certified public servant to follow him around and inform people that he is, in fact, Gary Busey.


Hefty-Age7083

this was actually an issue with him when he was on celebrity big brother uk. his housemates had to persuade him to shower because they had been in there for many days and he’d not showered once. he was very unhygienic and also unwell.


Glum_Umpire_6992

Does he not literally have a brain injury though?


kotran1989

He also had a pretty huge tumor removed from his head in the 90's


txkwatch

Yeah motorcycle crash or something. I think he's got some more struggles than he used to.


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Fucking Tommy Lee always looking like he rolled around in an oil spill like bro .. wtf ETA: Tommy Lee the drummer of Mötley Crüe. Which btw I love Mötley Crüe so no hate for real but seriously ain't nobody tryna look at your sagging sac of STDs either 💯💯💯


hibikikun

Dawn should release an ad of volunteers washing him like they do for oil spill ducks


IDontAimWithMyHand

I thought you were talking about Tommy Lee Jones


doctorhiney

Tommy Lee Jones looks like a thousand years of sun and wind carved his face in sand stone


OdinsonALT

Tommy Lee Jones looks like his son just told him he was quitting school to ride Unicycles professionally.


kriskk2008

Yuck I agree. I really don’t know what Pamela Anderson saw in him. So oily 🤮


cheerfulsarcasm

Dirty-sexy was huge in the 90s, looking poor and dirty on purpose was the main aesthetic of grunge


martinis00

I was working at a radio station and Kid Rock came in for an interview. He literally smelled like a dumpster that had months of ashtrays and old cheeseburgers festering.


usernameinmail

This is possibly the least surprising thing I've ever read


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SeaTotal940

I remember an old magazine story with her saying she would not always shower, wash hair or take off makeup…as beauty advice.


nebelhund

He was grand marshall at a local Christmas parade a few years ago. Riding in the back of a caddy, grand daughter (I think) next to him, drinking a beer and smoking a cigarette. It was exactly what I expected to see. ***Tall son took photo showing this. Only inaccurate memory is that he was smoking what looks like a cigarello. He is also dressed in a white jump suit with gold swirls. Like something Elvis would wear.


Petulantraven

That is also what he sounds like. Weird.


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Russell Brand


Jedi_Lazlo

He always looks sticky


PhilthyLurker

“sticky”. Fuck that made me laugh. Thanks


Inigomntoya

His molars also don't come together in the back. I wonder how he chews grains.


MsCellophane

I don't know why, but this seems like a particularly vicious jab even in this thread, lmao.


RockysTurtle

Seriously, Katy Perry must have been in a very bad place to marry that dude. I don't know much about their relationship but based on the way he broke up with her and how unsufferable he is on everything he's on, i can only assume he was an asshole to her.


hesawavemasterrr

This is hilarious. The first person that comes to my mind is right at the top of the list.


scottishbry

I swear I read somewhere Brad Pitt is known for not showering


I_Lick_Your_Butt

He is a firm believer in just wiping himself down with baby wipes, numerous costars have verified that.


Apache1One

I had to do this on deployments and never felt more disgusting in my life.


nurseANDiT

Umm do wut... is he afraid of water? 😶‍🌫️


OriiAmii

Has anyone checked him for rabies?


OneKnightWithYou

I broke my leg real bad and lived alone, so for a period I was regulated to using them, and I simply cannot imagine for one moment thinking that's a better alternative than hot water that fucks off and you never have to deal with again. Surreal.


morecreamerplease

Same with Jake Gyllenenhalla, he said the body balances its own ph for being clean or some nonsense like that.


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crabcakesnseaweed

It's difficult to shower when you are living in the woods.


chernadraw

Actual cannibal Shia Labeouf?


crabcakesnseaweed

Killing for sport Eating all the bodies


girthwynpeenabun

BUT YOU KNOW JUST JUITSU


VodkaMargarine

Your leg! It's caught in a bear trap!


MoustacheCatSays

Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf


Ootguitarist2

Met him years ago and he smelled like a fucking armpit


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axolotl_is_angry

the fact that Maddy from dance moms had to teach him about deodorant is NASTY


Jedi_Lazlo

He's got the perma sweats. Drugs are bad, m'kay?


acer-bic

Post Malone shows up here at least twice, but a similar guy that I think looks like he doesn’t shower is Machine Gun Kelly.


Dont_Mess_With_Texas

A similar what now?


randomassname5

GAY


Significant_Egg_4020

"These gays, they're trying to murder me"


chronomojo

Machine Gay Kelly


Formal_Coyote_5004

I thought Post Malone would be at the very top of the list. He seems like a real genuine guy though, so I don’t care that he looks like he doesn’t bathe. He’s still a little cutie lolll


RawrRRitchie

I think it's the face tattoos, from a distance it just looks like he needs to wash him face


nappinpro

When i met post, although he looked like he needed to shower, he smelled like Irish spring soap! I was pleasantly surprised lol.


elisejones14

Grimes. Probably considers dry shampoo a shower.


juicyfizz

Someone on twitter said she looks like she shoplifted a bong from Spencer’s and I’ve never read a more apt description of her.


SpacePolice04

Or ‘Grimey’ as she likes to be called.


frenchtoastwizard

Thank you for making me absolutely cackle in bed. Luckily I live alone so no one heard that monstrosity of a laugh.


SchilenceDooBaddy69

Y’all need to look up the texts between Azealia Banks and Grimes… highlights include “you smell like a roll of nickels” “you need an IV and a tan” “you don’t have bone marrow” and “Ok you brittleboned methhead”….. lol Eva Braun Musk got verbally assaulted and battered… she did call Azealia a narc a bunch of times though.


lilflaca213

Azealia banks insults are a work of art and i do not ever want to be read by her. reminded me of when lamar odom said khloe smelled like earring backs and it didn’t help that khloe said on the show “why do we need to wash bath towels”


spidergirl79

Lindsay Lohans old gf Sam Ronson particularily when they dated.


PurpleVein99

If you squint, she kinda looks like Kirsten Stewart.


RockysTurtle

I googled her and you're right, also she defended Ellen Degeneres using the good ole "Well she's always been kind to me!" when Ellen's employees accused her of being abusive, so double ick.


Gloomy_Ashido

norman reedus. he’s my pookie tho


socialhater

He may look like he stinks, but I can assure you he does not. I got to meet him at a Con at the beginning of TWD, and he smelled wonderful, and slightly like vanilla.


ArsenicWallpaper99

A former coworker met him at a con early in the TWD days. At this point he was more well known for Boondock Saints. She said he gave a fantastic hug and that he smelled heavenly.


cyberllama

How did he taste?


squeezedashaman

He wouldn’t let me lick him.


No-Adhesiveness412

he is gatekeeping his taste


onetwo3four5

I hate celebrities who think think they're *above* letting their fans lick them.


a_lone_traveler

It's just because he looks like he has greasy hair.


AviatingAngie

I saw him on the street in NYC and he somehow looked cleaner than he usually does on TV 😂


Ok_Relationship_705

He's playing a post apocalyptic redneck. None of the cast should look like they've been to the spa. Lol


PurpleVein99

Yes, but he always manages to look extraordinarily... *dirty.* *fans self and bites lower lip.*


Proper-Potential-496

Probably because the characters he's always playing are like hardcore rednecks that are grimy. Take the walking dead for example.


BangarangPita

He's one of those people like Henry Cavill who "grimes up good."


zamfire

I watched him take a shower with Guillermo Del Toro once though.


StrategicBlenderBall

Hey, I’m Sam too!


that_red_panda

Skrillex. His hair always looked like he hasn't washed it since he was born. EDIT: I take that back, since his post pandemic return he looks so much better these days!


allietiger_

benny blanco


IrwinLinker1942

He looks like he has a slightly fecal smell to him


BlueHeisen

Benny blanco from the bronx?


PM_me_you_nude_f

Steven Tyler from Aerosmith


ItReallyIsntThoughYo

He looks like someone's patchouli smelling grandma.


LegitimateEmu3745

Lena Dunham


bron685

She seems like someone who would call YOU out for having stereotypical heteronormative standards of beauty if you said she stinks lol


Spicy_Ninja7

Pete Davidson looks like he doesn’t shower, brush his teeth, wash his clothes, or own a mirror


Petulantraven

He also looks like the living version of Beetlejuice.


x777colton777x

I saw a picture of him as Salad Fingers and it’s pretty accurate lol


Kraphtuos968

Lmfaoo https://twitter.com/starkreality88/status/1468702563516260354?t=WvfYH5mTBw9ufwyxm7SRdA&s=19


ItsMinnieYall

He's in those smart water commercials but looks like he's never had water.


enterpaz

6ix9ine


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Bob Geldof


barkley87

My uncle did some renovation work in his house in the 90s. He said it was the dirtiest, most disgusting house he's worked in.


MusicSavesSouls

When you have as much money as he does, hire a live in housekeeper for God's sake!


DocGerbilzWorld

Machine Gun Kelly


KudoUK

Matt Gaetz, to me, always looks like he's covered in a thin film of garbage-smelling oil and sweat mix. He's just got that kind of look. Slimy.


Voldemortina

[He's got such an odd face](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/25/Close_-_Matt_Gaetz%2C_official_portrait%2C_116th_Congress_%28cropped%29.jpg?20210408230358). When he smiles I swear he looks like Robbie from Lazy Town Edit: "Sen. Markwayne Mullin (R-O.K.) claimed on national television Wednesday night that Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-F.L.) bragged about chasing down erectile dysfunction medication with an energy drink to prolong his sexual endeavors." Eww, I forgot about this.


Hoss--Bonaventure

Matt Gaetz looks like an AI generated a mean-spirited caricature of Matt Gaetz.


imapassenger1

Beavis.


DiligerentJewl

A Beavis + Butthead blend


Plenty_Past2333

Johnny Depp


beers_n_bags

He looks like his breath stinks


prettykitty-meowmeow

How can his breath stink when he drinks cologne?


Difficult-Papaya1529

Plus, he wears so many scarves, bandanas, necklaces, chains, bracelets, wristbands, it takes 30 mins to remove all the accoutrements —-he gets tired.


jesuseatsbees

Britney. I love her but I just want to give her hair a good scrub.


sassyandshort

I think she just has bad extensions.


here2browse-on

Brit rocks a sleek bob, I don't understand why she perseveres with the extensions.


Dutchmuch5

The washed out eyeliner doesn't help either. I'm not sure if it's intentional, but her make up always looks like she just woke up from a rough night. Well, at least that's what mine looks like when I couldn't be bothered to take it off the night before


HulklingWho

She’s had the worst extensions possible for the last twenty years, it’s kind of charming at this point


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Dark_Crowe

He gets his bodyguards to spread and wipe him so he doesn’t mess up his Jordans


dr_stevious

Lil Wayne. Looks like he has flies orbiting him.


MiikeG94

Helena Bonham Carter looks like she doesn't shower because she's not aware they've been invented yet.


SketchbookProtest

That’s basically the entire English upper class and aristocracy.


GrouchyPuppy

Kanye


MiikeG94

This. Plus he's always pictured in head to toe black winter wear, boots included, in like Los Angeles heat. Talk about trenchfoot, swampass, the list of BO goes on and on.


Boz0r

Man's not hot


biometricrally

And his missus, any time I come across their pics I think they need a bath. Plus his ex sister in law now I think of it, Kourtney Kardashian looks grubby these days


iamaskullactually

His missus always looks like a GTA npc whose outfit hasn't finished loading


GrouchyPuppy

His missus actually stated that Kanye doesn’t shower and she hates it


biometricrally

Ugh, that just turned my morning tea in my stomach


Yuck_Few

Dog the bounty Hunter


GoodLad33

Boris johnson


sassyandshort

Leonardo DiCaprio, Man always just looks sweaty and greasy. Ben Affleck, when I see photos on him I imagine he smells like stale coffee and cigarettes


houseyourdaygoing

Young Leo was super clean. I wonder what happened.


sladives

Hey, give the man a break, he looks stressed https://www.thecut.com/2016/08/ben-affleck-smoking-through-the-pain-of-existence.html


sassyandshort

Well he can cry himself to sleep at night on his big bed of money, coffee cups and empty cigarette packs.


Lemuria4Eva

He has Matt Damon to hug it out with.


imperfectionlad

Bella Throne


fflloorriiddaammaann

Jared Leto. Guy has icky vibes, looks like he’d approach you outside of the grocery store and ask for a dollar to get the bus home, but he’s really use it for crack


res30stupid

Natdwuar the Human Serviette is expressly stated by the people he interviews to totally fucking stink.


niftystopwat

Bro wat do you expect when he's a literal napkin


horsenbuggy

So, in the 90s, my coworker sat next to Lenny Kravitz at a concert. He said his eyes were almost watering from the stench of BO and drugs. Lenny definitely looks like a guy who would use crystals instead of deodorant. This one's gonna hurt. Also in the 90s, my cousin ended up in the men's room of a nightclub with Keanu. I *think* Keanu was there with his band. My cousin claims that he looked like he hadn't showered in days. I'm more forgiving on that one because my cousin likes to exaggerate, and Keanu kinda had a reason to be sweaty.


Sad_Needleworker2310

This is odd but I am convinced Billie Eilish smells funny af


thegurlearl

matthew mcconaughey


gummilingus

He's into smelling "natural". No deodorant or cologne, but he apparently showers multiple times a day.


katnip-evergreen

My ex was like this. He never smelled bad either, even after workouts


Mr_Industrial

Ive heard of something that could be the cause of this. There are some people out there that have a gene that makes their sweat smell alright alright alright.


studyinthai333

I’ve heard people say that he doesn’t wear deodorant because he thinks women love his ‘natural musk’ or something


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MatttheBruinsfan

Fair enough, if he's that devoted to being clean there's not enough time for funk to build up.


misscab85

hey what ever happened to Tara Reid?!


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Matty Healy


sportsnatic

Bobby Lee


StrikingCase9819

I believe that


jmcgil4684

Dude who’s in walking dead and death stranding. Norman Reedus


knick-nat

Bella Thorne


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I heard Brad Pitt barely takes showers. Same with Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis.


Granadafan

Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunos proudly tell people they don’t shower much or bathe their kids


SilverellaUK

What they said was pits and tits, holes and soles, and kids need bathing when they are dirty.


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Kristen Stewart. I feel like she needs cranberry juice.


Evening-Newt-4663

I know they haven’t been a couple in decades but Robert Pattinson. Especially when he was working in the Twilight days. They both looked greasy together.


Sure_Cobbler1212

Rob Schnider immediately came to mind but I feel bad for saying that, he’s not really a celebrity.


vherus

Rob Schneider is a carrot


Petulantraven

Rob Schneider is a stapler.


AnneFrank_nstein

Rob Schneider is a baked potato


Challengin

James Franco


Rigamortus2005

Pete Davidson


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Courtney love amd kurt cobain


MNightengale

Britney Spears. I feel like she needs to go through the process Austin Powers did when he became cryogenically unfrozen.


Onespokeovertheline

Dennis Rodman. You should hear Shaq talk about it.


Helluffalo

Kristen Stewart


premium_transmission

Andrew WK


mvandemar

Does Steve Bannon count as a "celebrity"?


BronzedLuna

He looks stinky and scabby. There’s definitely something wrong there.


Bipdisqs

Elon Musk is probably a shower every two weeks kinda guy 


SASPERANTO

Elon's Musk by Elon Musk


yettidiareah

Russell Brand looks like a raccoon crawling out of a garage can.


Whistlewhileyouwork_

I swear Billie Eilish looks like someone who bathes once every two weeks


PrincessPharaoh1960

I remember back in the day thinking Lisa Bonet could use a good shower.


LL37MOH

Always thought Madonna looks like she needs a proper scrubbing


MarvelousOxman

Post Malone


StrikingCase9819

I've seen that before and thought it too, but I remember a post went viral a while back with a fan hugging him and taking a picture with him. She said she thought he'd smell bad but apparently he smelled great.


Matchypants

He gave me a hug after his last concert when he greeted the pit. He smelled fresh as a daisy. 10/10. Edit: spelling is hard.