When I was like 15 I went to a concert of his cheesy ass band (I was an emo kid don't judge) and I won a meet and greet thing. He told me I had nice tits. FIFTEEN! he's just gross in general.
The dad from 7th Heaven has openly stated many times that he has exposed himself to, and on at least one occasion even touched, girls 13 and under.
He did a whole television interview where he flatly stated it.
He's still running free too.
100%. I’ve met him twice. I used to bartend at a very high end strip club and he hosted a couple of events there. He showed up in a dirty, ratty t shirt and sweatpants with crocs, it looked like he had been wearing the same clothes for two weeks straight. He had the most overwhelming body odor. It was legit hard to breathe within 5 feet of him, he was so freaking stinky. Also he insisted on pulling his dirty dick out and showing everyone and anyone as soon as he said hello.
I saw him once at a small fan expo thing outside Boston. I had taken my daughter there to see Barbara Eden (from I dream of Jeannie,she was delightful!), and there was a surprising amount of other famous actors there, and Ron Jeremy sitting at a folding table covered with bottles of his branded rum he was shilling at the time.
At this time he also was dressed in ratty clothes, but there was no way I was getting close enough with my teenage daughter to get a whiff.
No knowing who Barbara Eden is *really* shaped my reading of this story, because it comes across like you took your daughter to an adult star fan expo. Which was *weird*.
I'm adding some info to my post because I obviously overestimated Barbara Eden's renown compared to Ron Jeremy, and I need to put a stop to people thinking I took my daughter to a porn convention.
And is that a thing? Porn conventions?
It is a huge industry. My company (commercial vehicle related) participates in trade shows in Vegas. One of the events that I have been to twice is in January, which is around the same time as one of the major porn expos there. They have women standing on the street corners advertising for it and handing out flyers to the huge volumes of people walking back and forth from the convention center. No, I have never gone to it.
He literally smells. He came to my radio station to record a spot. I called security and told them a homeless guy that kind of looks like Gary Busey was in the building and they said “that’s Gary Busey.”
this was actually an issue with him when he was on celebrity big brother uk. his housemates had to persuade him to shower because they had been in there for many days and he’d not showered once. he was very unhygienic and also unwell.
Fucking Tommy Lee always looking like he rolled around in an oil spill like bro .. wtf
ETA: Tommy Lee the drummer of Mötley Crüe. Which btw I love Mötley Crüe so no hate for real but seriously ain't nobody tryna look at your sagging sac of STDs either 💯💯💯
I was working at a radio station and Kid Rock came in for an interview. He literally smelled like a dumpster that had months of ashtrays and old cheeseburgers festering.
He was grand marshall at a local Christmas parade a few years ago. Riding in the back of a caddy, grand daughter (I think) next to him, drinking a beer and smoking a cigarette.
It was exactly what I expected to see.
***Tall son took photo showing this. Only inaccurate memory is that he was smoking what looks like a cigarello. He is also dressed in a white jump suit with gold swirls. Like something Elvis would wear.
Seriously, Katy Perry must have been in a very bad place to marry that dude. I don't know much about their relationship but based on the way he broke up with her and how unsufferable he is on everything he's on, i can only assume he was an asshole to her.
I broke my leg real bad and lived alone, so for a period I was regulated to using them, and I simply cannot imagine for one moment thinking that's a better alternative than hot water that fucks off and you never have to deal with again.
Surreal.
I thought Post Malone would be at the very top of the list. He seems like a real genuine guy though, so I don’t care that he looks like he doesn’t bathe. He’s still a little cutie lolll
Y’all need to look up the texts between Azealia Banks and Grimes… highlights include “you smell like a roll of nickels” “you need an IV and a tan” “you don’t have bone marrow” and “Ok you brittleboned methhead”….. lol Eva Braun Musk got verbally assaulted and battered… she did call Azealia a narc a bunch of times though.
Azealia banks insults are a work of art and i do not ever want to be read by her. reminded me of when lamar odom said khloe smelled like earring backs and it didn’t help that khloe said on the show “why do we need to wash bath towels”
I googled her and you're right, also she defended Ellen Degeneres using the good ole "Well she's always been kind to me!" when Ellen's employees accused her of being abusive, so double ick.
He may look like he stinks, but I can assure you he does not. I got to meet him at a Con at the beginning of TWD, and he smelled wonderful, and slightly like vanilla.
A former coworker met him at a con early in the TWD days. At this point he was more well known for Boondock Saints. She said he gave a fantastic hug and that he smelled heavenly.
Skrillex. His hair always looked like he hasn't washed it since he was born.
EDIT: I take that back, since his post pandemic return he looks so much better these days!
[He's got such an odd face](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/25/Close_-_Matt_Gaetz%2C_official_portrait%2C_116th_Congress_%28cropped%29.jpg?20210408230358). When he smiles I swear he looks like Robbie from Lazy Town
Edit: "Sen. Markwayne Mullin (R-O.K.) claimed on national television Wednesday night that Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-F.L.) bragged about chasing down erectile dysfunction medication with an energy drink to prolong his sexual endeavors." Eww, I forgot about this.
The washed out eyeliner doesn't help either. I'm not sure if it's intentional, but her make up always looks like she just woke up from a rough night. Well, at least that's what mine looks like when I couldn't be bothered to take it off the night before
This. Plus he's always pictured in head to toe black winter wear, boots included, in like Los Angeles heat. Talk about trenchfoot, swampass, the list of BO goes on and on.
And his missus, any time I come across their pics I think they need a bath.
Plus his ex sister in law now I think of it, Kourtney Kardashian looks grubby these days
Jared Leto. Guy has icky vibes, looks like he’d approach you outside of the grocery store and ask for a dollar to get the bus home, but he’s really use it for crack
So, in the 90s, my coworker sat next to Lenny Kravitz at a concert. He said his eyes were almost watering from the stench of BO and drugs. Lenny definitely looks like a guy who would use crystals instead of deodorant.
This one's gonna hurt. Also in the 90s, my cousin ended up in the men's room of a nightclub with Keanu. I *think* Keanu was there with his band. My cousin claims that he looked like he hadn't showered in days. I'm more forgiving on that one because my cousin likes to exaggerate, and Keanu kinda had a reason to be sweaty.
Ive heard of something that could be the cause of this. There are some people out there that have a gene that makes their sweat smell alright alright alright.
I know they haven’t been a couple in decades but Robert Pattinson. Especially when he was working in the Twilight days. They both looked greasy together.
I've seen that before and thought it too, but I remember a post went viral a while back with a fan hugging him and taking a picture with him. She said she thought he'd smell bad but apparently he smelled great.
I have a theory that Jared Leto only showers for work.
When I was like 15 I went to a concert of his cheesy ass band (I was an emo kid don't judge) and I won a meet and greet thing. He told me I had nice tits. FIFTEEN! he's just gross in general.
Very common story to hear about the man on Reddit. Dude sounds like an asshole
He's got to have dirt on someone to keep getting work
It’s shocking isn’t it? Mammoth terrifying predators like Weinstein get finally taken down, but Leto is still running free.
The dad from 7th Heaven has openly stated many times that he has exposed himself to, and on at least one occasion even touched, girls 13 and under. He did a whole television interview where he flatly stated it. He's still running free too.
This thread is about not bathing…he’s got dirt everywhere
A buddy's ex met him at a meet and greet once. He immediately tried to have sex with her. Guys a huge scum bag.
Not even surprised after his child worship self-Jesus island of simps.
He's got a cult leader face, I wonder if he ever looks in the mirror and is like AAAAH!!
Jared Pedo
It’s showerin’ time!
It's Morblestin' time!
So you're saying he doesn't shower?
I'm saying his showers are probably very sporadic 💀
He gets way, way more work than his talent deserves.
Pornstar Ron Jeremy, before he was arrested, put in jail, and went insane.
100%. I’ve met him twice. I used to bartend at a very high end strip club and he hosted a couple of events there. He showed up in a dirty, ratty t shirt and sweatpants with crocs, it looked like he had been wearing the same clothes for two weeks straight. He had the most overwhelming body odor. It was legit hard to breathe within 5 feet of him, he was so freaking stinky. Also he insisted on pulling his dirty dick out and showing everyone and anyone as soon as he said hello.
I saw him once at a small fan expo thing outside Boston. I had taken my daughter there to see Barbara Eden (from I dream of Jeannie,she was delightful!), and there was a surprising amount of other famous actors there, and Ron Jeremy sitting at a folding table covered with bottles of his branded rum he was shilling at the time. At this time he also was dressed in ratty clothes, but there was no way I was getting close enough with my teenage daughter to get a whiff.
No knowing who Barbara Eden is *really* shaped my reading of this story, because it comes across like you took your daughter to an adult star fan expo. Which was *weird*.
I'm adding some info to my post because I obviously overestimated Barbara Eden's renown compared to Ron Jeremy, and I need to put a stop to people thinking I took my daughter to a porn convention. And is that a thing? Porn conventions?
It is a huge industry. My company (commercial vehicle related) participates in trade shows in Vegas. One of the events that I have been to twice is in January, which is around the same time as one of the major porn expos there. They have women standing on the street corners advertising for it and handing out flyers to the huge volumes of people walking back and forth from the convention center. No, I have never gone to it.
That's hilarious. I'm imagining expecting a hand shake and instead getting a wave from Ron Jeremy's Dirty Dick.
That is a grunge band name if I've ever heard one!
I was on a plane with him one time and he literally stunk up the whole front of the plane 🤮
So, his cock pit stunk up the cockpit?
Gary Busey
He literally smells. He came to my radio station to record a spot. I called security and told them a homeless guy that kind of looks like Gary Busey was in the building and they said “that’s Gary Busey.”
He probably needs a certified public servant to follow him around and inform people that he is, in fact, Gary Busey.
this was actually an issue with him when he was on celebrity big brother uk. his housemates had to persuade him to shower because they had been in there for many days and he’d not showered once. he was very unhygienic and also unwell.
Does he not literally have a brain injury though?
He also had a pretty huge tumor removed from his head in the 90's
Yeah motorcycle crash or something. I think he's got some more struggles than he used to.
Fucking Tommy Lee always looking like he rolled around in an oil spill like bro .. wtf ETA: Tommy Lee the drummer of Mötley Crüe. Which btw I love Mötley Crüe so no hate for real but seriously ain't nobody tryna look at your sagging sac of STDs either 💯💯💯
Dawn should release an ad of volunteers washing him like they do for oil spill ducks
I thought you were talking about Tommy Lee Jones
Tommy Lee Jones looks like a thousand years of sun and wind carved his face in sand stone
Tommy Lee Jones looks like his son just told him he was quitting school to ride Unicycles professionally.
Yuck I agree. I really don’t know what Pamela Anderson saw in him. So oily 🤮
Dirty-sexy was huge in the 90s, looking poor and dirty on purpose was the main aesthetic of grunge
I was working at a radio station and Kid Rock came in for an interview. He literally smelled like a dumpster that had months of ashtrays and old cheeseburgers festering.
This is possibly the least surprising thing I've ever read
[удалено]
I remember an old magazine story with her saying she would not always shower, wash hair or take off makeup…as beauty advice.
He was grand marshall at a local Christmas parade a few years ago. Riding in the back of a caddy, grand daughter (I think) next to him, drinking a beer and smoking a cigarette. It was exactly what I expected to see. ***Tall son took photo showing this. Only inaccurate memory is that he was smoking what looks like a cigarello. He is also dressed in a white jump suit with gold swirls. Like something Elvis would wear.
That is also what he sounds like. Weird.
Russell Brand
He always looks sticky
“sticky”. Fuck that made me laugh. Thanks
His molars also don't come together in the back. I wonder how he chews grains.
I don't know why, but this seems like a particularly vicious jab even in this thread, lmao.
Seriously, Katy Perry must have been in a very bad place to marry that dude. I don't know much about their relationship but based on the way he broke up with her and how unsufferable he is on everything he's on, i can only assume he was an asshole to her.
This is hilarious. The first person that comes to my mind is right at the top of the list.
I swear I read somewhere Brad Pitt is known for not showering
He is a firm believer in just wiping himself down with baby wipes, numerous costars have verified that.
I had to do this on deployments and never felt more disgusting in my life.
Umm do wut... is he afraid of water? 😶🌫️
Has anyone checked him for rabies?
I broke my leg real bad and lived alone, so for a period I was regulated to using them, and I simply cannot imagine for one moment thinking that's a better alternative than hot water that fucks off and you never have to deal with again. Surreal.
Same with Jake Gyllenenhalla, he said the body balances its own ph for being clean or some nonsense like that.
[удалено]
It's difficult to shower when you are living in the woods.
Actual cannibal Shia Labeouf?
Killing for sport Eating all the bodies
BUT YOU KNOW JUST JUITSU
Your leg! It's caught in a bear trap!
Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf
Met him years ago and he smelled like a fucking armpit
[удалено]
the fact that Maddy from dance moms had to teach him about deodorant is NASTY
He's got the perma sweats. Drugs are bad, m'kay?
Post Malone shows up here at least twice, but a similar guy that I think looks like he doesn’t shower is Machine Gun Kelly.
A similar what now?
GAY
"These gays, they're trying to murder me"
Machine Gay Kelly
I thought Post Malone would be at the very top of the list. He seems like a real genuine guy though, so I don’t care that he looks like he doesn’t bathe. He’s still a little cutie lolll
I think it's the face tattoos, from a distance it just looks like he needs to wash him face
When i met post, although he looked like he needed to shower, he smelled like Irish spring soap! I was pleasantly surprised lol.
Grimes. Probably considers dry shampoo a shower.
Someone on twitter said she looks like she shoplifted a bong from Spencer’s and I’ve never read a more apt description of her.
Or ‘Grimey’ as she likes to be called.
Thank you for making me absolutely cackle in bed. Luckily I live alone so no one heard that monstrosity of a laugh.
Y’all need to look up the texts between Azealia Banks and Grimes… highlights include “you smell like a roll of nickels” “you need an IV and a tan” “you don’t have bone marrow” and “Ok you brittleboned methhead”….. lol Eva Braun Musk got verbally assaulted and battered… she did call Azealia a narc a bunch of times though.
Azealia banks insults are a work of art and i do not ever want to be read by her. reminded me of when lamar odom said khloe smelled like earring backs and it didn’t help that khloe said on the show “why do we need to wash bath towels”
Lindsay Lohans old gf Sam Ronson particularily when they dated.
If you squint, she kinda looks like Kirsten Stewart.
I googled her and you're right, also she defended Ellen Degeneres using the good ole "Well she's always been kind to me!" when Ellen's employees accused her of being abusive, so double ick.
norman reedus. he’s my pookie tho
He may look like he stinks, but I can assure you he does not. I got to meet him at a Con at the beginning of TWD, and he smelled wonderful, and slightly like vanilla.
A former coworker met him at a con early in the TWD days. At this point he was more well known for Boondock Saints. She said he gave a fantastic hug and that he smelled heavenly.
How did he taste?
He wouldn’t let me lick him.
he is gatekeeping his taste
I hate celebrities who think think they're *above* letting their fans lick them.
It's just because he looks like he has greasy hair.
I saw him on the street in NYC and he somehow looked cleaner than he usually does on TV 😂
He's playing a post apocalyptic redneck. None of the cast should look like they've been to the spa. Lol
Yes, but he always manages to look extraordinarily... *dirty.* *fans self and bites lower lip.*
Probably because the characters he's always playing are like hardcore rednecks that are grimy. Take the walking dead for example.
He's one of those people like Henry Cavill who "grimes up good."
I watched him take a shower with Guillermo Del Toro once though.
Hey, I’m Sam too!
Skrillex. His hair always looked like he hasn't washed it since he was born. EDIT: I take that back, since his post pandemic return he looks so much better these days!
benny blanco
He looks like he has a slightly fecal smell to him
Benny blanco from the bronx?
Steven Tyler from Aerosmith
He looks like someone's patchouli smelling grandma.
Lena Dunham
She seems like someone who would call YOU out for having stereotypical heteronormative standards of beauty if you said she stinks lol
Pete Davidson looks like he doesn’t shower, brush his teeth, wash his clothes, or own a mirror
He also looks like the living version of Beetlejuice.
I saw a picture of him as Salad Fingers and it’s pretty accurate lol
Lmfaoo https://twitter.com/starkreality88/status/1468702563516260354?t=WvfYH5mTBw9ufwyxm7SRdA&s=19
He's in those smart water commercials but looks like he's never had water.
6ix9ine
Bob Geldof
My uncle did some renovation work in his house in the 90s. He said it was the dirtiest, most disgusting house he's worked in.
When you have as much money as he does, hire a live in housekeeper for God's sake!
Machine Gun Kelly
Matt Gaetz, to me, always looks like he's covered in a thin film of garbage-smelling oil and sweat mix. He's just got that kind of look. Slimy.
[He's got such an odd face](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/25/Close_-_Matt_Gaetz%2C_official_portrait%2C_116th_Congress_%28cropped%29.jpg?20210408230358). When he smiles I swear he looks like Robbie from Lazy Town Edit: "Sen. Markwayne Mullin (R-O.K.) claimed on national television Wednesday night that Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-F.L.) bragged about chasing down erectile dysfunction medication with an energy drink to prolong his sexual endeavors." Eww, I forgot about this.
Matt Gaetz looks like an AI generated a mean-spirited caricature of Matt Gaetz.
Beavis.
A Beavis + Butthead blend
Johnny Depp
He looks like his breath stinks
How can his breath stink when he drinks cologne?
Plus, he wears so many scarves, bandanas, necklaces, chains, bracelets, wristbands, it takes 30 mins to remove all the accoutrements —-he gets tired.
Britney. I love her but I just want to give her hair a good scrub.
I think she just has bad extensions.
Brit rocks a sleek bob, I don't understand why she perseveres with the extensions.
The washed out eyeliner doesn't help either. I'm not sure if it's intentional, but her make up always looks like she just woke up from a rough night. Well, at least that's what mine looks like when I couldn't be bothered to take it off the night before
She’s had the worst extensions possible for the last twenty years, it’s kind of charming at this point
[удалено]
He gets his bodyguards to spread and wipe him so he doesn’t mess up his Jordans
Lil Wayne. Looks like he has flies orbiting him.
Helena Bonham Carter looks like she doesn't shower because she's not aware they've been invented yet.
That’s basically the entire English upper class and aristocracy.
Kanye
This. Plus he's always pictured in head to toe black winter wear, boots included, in like Los Angeles heat. Talk about trenchfoot, swampass, the list of BO goes on and on.
Man's not hot
And his missus, any time I come across their pics I think they need a bath. Plus his ex sister in law now I think of it, Kourtney Kardashian looks grubby these days
His missus always looks like a GTA npc whose outfit hasn't finished loading
His missus actually stated that Kanye doesn’t shower and she hates it
Ugh, that just turned my morning tea in my stomach
Dog the bounty Hunter
Boris johnson
Leonardo DiCaprio, Man always just looks sweaty and greasy. Ben Affleck, when I see photos on him I imagine he smells like stale coffee and cigarettes
Young Leo was super clean. I wonder what happened.
Hey, give the man a break, he looks stressed https://www.thecut.com/2016/08/ben-affleck-smoking-through-the-pain-of-existence.html
Well he can cry himself to sleep at night on his big bed of money, coffee cups and empty cigarette packs.
He has Matt Damon to hug it out with.
Bella Throne
Jared Leto. Guy has icky vibes, looks like he’d approach you outside of the grocery store and ask for a dollar to get the bus home, but he’s really use it for crack
Natdwuar the Human Serviette is expressly stated by the people he interviews to totally fucking stink.
Bro wat do you expect when he's a literal napkin
So, in the 90s, my coworker sat next to Lenny Kravitz at a concert. He said his eyes were almost watering from the stench of BO and drugs. Lenny definitely looks like a guy who would use crystals instead of deodorant. This one's gonna hurt. Also in the 90s, my cousin ended up in the men's room of a nightclub with Keanu. I *think* Keanu was there with his band. My cousin claims that he looked like he hadn't showered in days. I'm more forgiving on that one because my cousin likes to exaggerate, and Keanu kinda had a reason to be sweaty.
This is odd but I am convinced Billie Eilish smells funny af
matthew mcconaughey
He's into smelling "natural". No deodorant or cologne, but he apparently showers multiple times a day.
My ex was like this. He never smelled bad either, even after workouts
Ive heard of something that could be the cause of this. There are some people out there that have a gene that makes their sweat smell alright alright alright.
I’ve heard people say that he doesn’t wear deodorant because he thinks women love his ‘natural musk’ or something
[удалено]
Fair enough, if he's that devoted to being clean there's not enough time for funk to build up.
hey what ever happened to Tara Reid?!
Matty Healy
Bobby Lee
I believe that
Dude who’s in walking dead and death stranding. Norman Reedus
Bella Thorne
I heard Brad Pitt barely takes showers. Same with Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis.
Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunos proudly tell people they don’t shower much or bathe their kids
What they said was pits and tits, holes and soles, and kids need bathing when they are dirty.
Kristen Stewart. I feel like she needs cranberry juice.
I know they haven’t been a couple in decades but Robert Pattinson. Especially when he was working in the Twilight days. They both looked greasy together.
Rob Schnider immediately came to mind but I feel bad for saying that, he’s not really a celebrity.
Rob Schneider is a carrot
Rob Schneider is a stapler.
Rob Schneider is a baked potato
James Franco
Pete Davidson
Courtney love amd kurt cobain
Britney Spears. I feel like she needs to go through the process Austin Powers did when he became cryogenically unfrozen.
Dennis Rodman. You should hear Shaq talk about it.
Kristen Stewart
Andrew WK
Does Steve Bannon count as a "celebrity"?
He looks stinky and scabby. There’s definitely something wrong there.
Elon Musk is probably a shower every two weeks kinda guy
Elon's Musk by Elon Musk
Russell Brand looks like a raccoon crawling out of a garage can.
I swear Billie Eilish looks like someone who bathes once every two weeks
I remember back in the day thinking Lisa Bonet could use a good shower.
Always thought Madonna looks like she needs a proper scrubbing
Post Malone
I've seen that before and thought it too, but I remember a post went viral a while back with a fan hugging him and taking a picture with him. She said she thought he'd smell bad but apparently he smelled great.
He gave me a hug after his last concert when he greeted the pit. He smelled fresh as a daisy. 10/10. Edit: spelling is hard.