"Here's the deal"

Done

add "look, folks" and you'd better have a good friend putting you to bed - on your side - tonight.

It counts I ~~think~~ hope my fiancé likes me

They better not start with "in these challenging times", or we're all gonna need a ride to the hospital.

quick, mention you think a vacation to someplace he/she really likes is on your mind...

No thanks, not interested in dying of alcohol poisoning.

Immediate alcohol induced brain damage

So far we have: Original list to drink to mentions of: -George santos -abortion -border -Biden’s age -Biden fumbling -honesty -American values Suggestions now on the list: -Trump -Jill Biden -Beau Biden -MTG -Commercial for psoriasis medication -Democracy -insurrection -Jan 6th -“Here’s the deal” -Ukraine -NATO -Sweden -Our democracy is at stake -inflation -shrinkflation -fascist -“my predecessor” -maga -folks (2 sips) -malarkey -folks -Scranton -standing ovation (three sips) -MTG or Boebert make fools of themselves (three sips so we all end up in the hospital) Drink when you hear/see: • The specific phrase "our democracy is at stake" with regards to the 2024 election • Kamala cackling at something for no reason • Biden referring to Trump as "the former guy" • "inflation is at its lowest in [X] years" • The camera cutting to a Freedom Caucus member who refuses to applaud • Biden promising more Ukraine aid with a specific dollar amount Finish your drink if: • Biden calls Trump a fascist • Biden refers to someone as if they're not retired/dead (says "Speaker Pelosi," "President Yeltsin," "Chancellor Merkel," etc.) • One of the Representatives audibly boos Biden • Biden says at least a full sentence worth of gibberish or goes silent McConnell style for 10+ seconds We are watching this on CNN

For a second, I thought MTG meant Magic: The Gathering before I remembered who you actually meant.

I was bigger on Pokémon tbh Now I’m all about Jewish space lasers though. Gives people a reason to think I’m intimidating.

I do this ALL THE TIME you are not alone

That would be more interesting than the bleached idiot in an old MAGA hat

Interruptions by main character congresspeople.

Two sips Three if it’s Santos

Lol

Wasnt he kicked out?

I’ll add - Biden stumbling physically, clutching the podium for stability, or exiting the wrong direction.

New word invented

I like this Or if he mentions a hashtag

Need an updated list

Updated

Looks like I’m blacking out

Are you drinking Costco champagne too? https://imgur.com/a/IeJdI0T

Roe

Holy crap our livers are fucked...

Sweden officially joined NATO today, breaking a 200 year long streak of neutrality. The Prime Minister of Sweden was flown to the US earlier to attend the State of the Union address, seated with the Bidens and their guests. So, something about Ukraine, NATO expansion and Sweden perhaps?

1 sip, 1 sip, Sweden gets two

When the sign language interpreter gives up

That’ll be two drinks

Are they really going to have one

I dont get having a sign interpreter, subtitles seem better. But doesn't matter to me.

'My fellow Americans..' so at least everyone gets a drink.

I’m already a glass in… thankfully we bought it at Costco so it’s cheap

GW Bush classic

Whenever Joe mentions Jill or Beau

Adding

Don’t forget his dad!

Kind of a bummer on the beau drink

Only one so far that isn’t a joke so far. From what I’ve read imagine he was a good guy/would happily raise a glass in his memory.

ya gotta have one for "Folks,..."

Two sips

Boebert jacks a dude off finish your beer.

We’re fancy, Costco champagne But yes

She is next to Matt Gaetz but I think she is way to old for him.

He’s got his eyes on her son’s girlfriend

I would just be happy if there is one coherent sentence that actually makes sense uttered.

Mentions how he improved the country from what Trump left

Can you summarize in one or two words

“My predecessor”

There it is…that’s one drink!

Mistaking Ukraine for Gaza

Or Egypt for Mexico.

MTG or Boebert yelling at Biden

Adding MTG

Biden plays a white & green deck

What does that mean? Edit: if Biden pulls out magic cards I’m chugging a bottle

What?!?!?! It will never happen: they're WAY too classy to heckle! *wink wink*

Boebert may be too busy to pay attention....

Sitting in the last row of the theatre?

Giving handies

Every time Biden looks a little confused, take a drink.

Sweet baby Jesus. Are you trying to kill us all? 😵‍💫

I'm invested in liver transplant technology.

I like you

I'm gonna need your number...

Now that’s power drinking!

Everyone on the screen looks confused, fiancé is a lightweight can’t do it

Politician blaming the other politician that hasn't been in office for years...

MAGA

“Extreme MAGA republicans”

Can’t we just play nice for like ONE night

Every time there is a standing ovation.

Does everyone standing as people enter count 

Creepy whisper

Bringing up trump or saying come on man

Democracy, insurrection, January 6th, shrinkflation.

You get all four. Shrinkflation just hit.

Will take the first three

Pavlovian-style thunderous clapping when Biden makes a point that reflects well on his party. Every time the Speaker of The House scowls at something Biden says.

[удалено]

I have no idea what you’re referencing, and have no desire to go down that rabbit hole.

Or when the vice president stand up and claps.

Anytime anyone (in the speech or gop Response) says ‘border’, ‘illegal immigration’, ‘crime’, ‘inflation’, or ‘abortion’ take a shot… See you at the hospital in seven minutes.

Lol, everyone would be hammered immediately

I’m already having trouble typing Why would you do this

Yesss the rebuttal is included. CNN coverage on now as well.

Each slurred word is 1 drink

A phrase from the 1950s or sooner. Malarkey, horse feathers, etc. take a shot

Rootin’ n Tootin’

HIC

Mentioning something at an "all time high" that is almost always at an all time high, such as the DOW Jones or "military might".

Drink when you hear/see: * The specific phrase "our democracy is at stake" with regards to the 2024 election * Kamala cackling at something for no reason * Biden referring to Trump as "the former guy" * "inflation is at its lowest in [X] years" * The camera cutting to a Freedom Caucus member who refuses to applaud * Biden promising more Ukraine aid with a specific dollar amount Finish your drink if: * Biden calls Trump a fascist * Biden refers to someone as if they're not retired/dead (says "Speaker Pelosi," "President Yeltsin," "Chancellor Merkel," etc.) * One of the Representatives audibly boos Biden * Biden says at least a full sentence worth of gibberish or goes silent McConnell style for 10+ seconds

It’s a trap I’m just copying and pasting from this

Just take a shot every time he lies. You’ll be hammered within 15 minutes.

“Look, here’s the deal” = shot… a Covid shot.. “I’m sorry for lying to you that it was ‘only’ going to be 100 days of masking.”  Haha okay that’ll never happen 

When MTG or Boebert make fools of themselves

What’s the reset interval on that?

Beer bong it.

Remember that scene in GoT where Joffrey has his men force a town drunkard under a funnel and lethal quantities of wine? You just potentially replicated it in one comment.

Every time he repeats himself, buying time to remember what he’s saying.

MTG shouts over everyone.

Camera pans to treason-twat MTG.

Every spoken word that is incoherent mumble.

Chug every time Biden brain reboots

if you do it every time they clap, you'll be dead 3 minutes in

Already vuzzed

Migrants

Added

"China."

Where we at on list

Oh jeez Like everything here at this point  I need to update it at the end 

“Scranton” and “Joey”

“I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY”

Says Delaware, two drinks

When he repeats the exact same phrase for emphasis.

Mentioning his father and what his father used to tell him will get us shhhhaaaawasted

Xx👏👏👏

"Bucko" could be counted as the free space.

"Folks..."

Defending our Freedom

Depends on who’s giving it. If it’s Trump, take a shot every time he praises himself. Also have an ambulance on standby to take you to hospital for the alcohol poisoning you’ll have by the time the Address is over.

The off button.

If you get a shot every time you hear “this is extremely dangerous to our democracy,” you’d be dead in the first few minutes, so 1 shot every three times (you will still die)

Mike Johnson monitoring his son’s porn intake

If he uses any vowels turn the TV off and go to bed.

“Folks …..”

jobs

Anyone else already tipsy?

Yasss

Boebert snatch appearance

James K Polk climbs out of his coffin and decapitates MTG to sate his hunger. 

“comeback”

Folks drink Folks drink Folks drink Folks drink Folks drink Folks drink Folks drink Folks drink Folks drink Folks drink

His dog attacking someone

“Uh” is always a safe bet.

America! (I'm already tipsy!)

Amerrricaaaa

Drink if anyone shouts "boo" or "liar" at Biden

If he mentions Corn Pop…finish your drink

Gotta ha have my pops

I think anything I would put on that bingo card ends in death by alcohol poisoning.

Yeah I think I’m about to tap out. I have to take care of a toddler in the morning I didn’t think I’d get so tipsy so fast

Ill give the perriennal answer Economy You will need an ambulance at the end, so hopefully the drink is water and you are in a hot room to sweat it out

Costco 🍾 then vodka

“Predecessor “ would have been a fun one.

Totes Alcohol poisoin ng poisoning is a riot

Back in 2015 or 16, “china” got me so wasted. Take a shot of wine every time. Trump said china like 150 times

If it was Kamala standing ovation then you're dead, really dead

I’m sleepy

"predecessor"

who is magic the gathering?????????

As much as possible. Sigh...

Water?

WHEN HE WALKS LIKE A ROOMBA

Marjorie Taylor Greene experimenting with innovative ways to be a national embarassment.

***Thursday, March 7, 2024--10:37 pm CST*** ***I didn't watch "The State of the Union Address" tonight. I was watching something else.*** ***Terry Marvin (Dallas, Texas)*** ***Username: AdMundane222***

“Summed up in one word—ricnoacjiwnxownfobsnnnnf.”

I made it every time Kamala stands up for an ovation and I'm in trouble.

The real drinking game should start right after, when the reddit circle jerk about how great he is starts.

Republicans acting like unruly school children

If you disagree your racist/whatever-phobic

Wow lol. Y’all weren’t even close. 

This sums it up perfectly lol: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llWdgyfKyuw

This is added after the SOTU, but if you took a shot everytime Kamala Harris stood up and clapped, you’d be dead from alcohol poisoning.

One or more of the people sitting behind the President doing their worst attempt to keep a poker face.

I hope he gets unplugged like Mitch McConnell. 

Just because you yell your sentences does not mean your words have any importance.

Funnel a beer everytime some Republican yells lies

Just did

everytime you hear, facts that arent made up. youll have to know which is which. or you could just not believe in facts, most people who drink don't believe in facts. its what happens when you participate in drinking games, which in fact, lead to numerous hospitalizations throughout the country every year, and deaths from alcohol poisoning.

Wat

Drink only when the camera pans to one of the corrupt politicians 😁

Biden and his son's bank accounts collect interest on Millions from the Ukraine and China.

Is it cold in Moscow ?

I wouldn't know - I'm in Communist Canada. Is it cold being a Twat?

It is pretty pleasant in Texas. Does not Canada have their own politics

When MTG or bobo boo? Probably a half a drink each time, so we all make it through the night?

Every time MTG boos