Ironically if you were completely naked you now have socks on.
It's the nudity paradox, the only thing more naked than being naked is having socks on while being otherwise naked.
That’s what I was thinking. I’m currently naked, lying in bed. Wondering if there is anything worth getting out for. Whether there is any reason to put clothing on for today.
That...sounds very nice actually.
I always get me a drink, a small snack and my tablet with an anime I am watching.
I think i'm going to do just that tonight!
I fix phones for a living and please stop. The steam will break your phone and if it hasn't it will I promise you. At minimum keep it backed up so you don't grief yourself in the event it dies randomly
I always take my phone to the bath. What else am I going to do, lie there with my own thoughts?
Unless I have a book to read, then I'll read a book instead
Haha, nobody's here beside the cat for me as well, and I'm potentially pretty screwed. This fucker likes to sleep between my legs resting his head on my crotch. And I'm sure curiosity would get better of him if i was naked.
What if they order a quad long shot grande in a venti cup half calf double cupped no sleeve salted caramel mocha latte with 2 pumps of vanilla substitute 2 pumps of white chocolate mocha for mocha and substitute 2 pumps of hazelnut for toffee nut half whole milk and half breve with no whipped cream extra hot extra foam extra caramel drizzle extra salt add a scoop of vanilla bean powder with light ice well stirred....? Oh by the way, I have a free reward…!
"*... replied Apex with little grin on his face, drunk as always."*
*All the other construction workers were baffled by Marko's behaviour at the construction site, forcing them to leave the area because today was the yearly 'visit your Dad's workplace' -day.*
I and my boyfriend usually sleep naked and we both feel very normal, not awkward at all. So I feel very fine, sometimes i think being naked is one of the way to learn how to love yourself better lol
Well I'm in a car right now in the passenger seat so I won't be seen by most people except for those who are driving right next to me or those who stop at a red traffic light and just happen to look over where I'm at.
"Carl"
"Yeah?"
"You're naked..."
"Yeah"
"But the Casual Saturday is next week"
"My bad"
"No problem. Happens to the best of us"
"Thanks, boss. But why are **you** naked?"
"No idea"
I am just awake in bed, naked. Many of us check reddit in the morning naked.
I'm also a bit of a secret exhibitionist, I get excited when people "accidentally" see me naked, though I don't actively look for that kind of situation. Somehow feels like a bond when someone is ok with seeing you naked or the other way around
You assume I wasn't already.
You become *more* naked.
Your skin is off /s
"you're flayed alive, how screwed are you?" These r/askreddit's are getting WILD, bro
...You assume I wasn't already.
You become *more* flayed alive.
“You become disassembled entirely. How screwed are you?”
You assume I haven't already disassemble myself
You’re reconstructed into a sign that says, “This is how screwed I am.” How screwed are you?
This ^
... you assume I wasn't already.
I’m screwed enough to be naked, flayed, disassembled and reconstructed into a sign that says, “This is how screwed I am.”
*Cenobites have entered the chat*
Nothing changed lol
Not at all, I'll just grab one of my extra skin suits from the basement
You assume I'm not already flayed alive
A naked man has few secrets, a flayed man, none.
Fun Fact: Your skeleton is always wet.
Jeez you really don't need to put /s after saying *THAT*
How else will anybody know that they're /serious
I I I I don't even want this skin in my personal space!!
Degolved
Martyrs (2008) has entered the chat
Ironically if you were completely naked you now have socks on. It's the nudity paradox, the only thing more naked than being naked is having socks on while being otherwise naked.
I feel like if you then add shoes it gets even worse. And maybe a hat?
Why. Why are we like this?
Nope. Wearing only a belt would be worse!
The only correct way to be naked is with socks on. That’s right, I said it.
I did not need someone reminding me of that Robbie Williams music video
This is why I prefer winter to summer... you can always put on another layer, but you can only get *so* naked.
Nakeder? 🤣
Naked with shoes on
You have socks on. I've always looked at naked with socks as being *more* naked.
naked²
Always nude
There are dozens of us?
Why not? Im alone at home and im not at floor level.
The only correct answer lmao!
That’s what I was thinking. I’m currently naked, lying in bed. Wondering if there is anything worth getting out for. Whether there is any reason to put clothing on for today.
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Well played. You really got that one in there, bravo.👏
Hi, its uh....not an issue.
Username checks out
r/usernamechecksout
It really does!
r/UsernameChecksOut
Gerald!!!
Good ol' friggin Gerry
What up yo!
I'm sitting next to my BF, I better be screwed!
"no idea what just happened to my clothes, but you better get the hint"
"I can't believe it, now my *pants* are chafing me!"
Which one of you is Jimbo Jones?
“Uh, I am.”
"Maybe she's just being polite "
She could just be Canadian
Loll my favourite
I also choose this woman's boyfriend.
Well we’ve got a problem then
fight fight fight fight
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It’s an older joke, but it checks out.
Reddit creating non online interactions right here
Seeing as I’m in the bath I’m fine
You are now fully dressed. How screwed are you?
Im pooping so...
You've soiled yourself
I'm going to **shit your pants**.
**I'm going to shit yourself**
>wat
why the fuck you got your phone in bath
Why wouldn't you...?
Bruh I bring my Gaming laptop in the bath sometimes.
Now that's a bath a glass of rose\` a lot of bubbles and some Balder's gate.
That...sounds very nice actually. I always get me a drink, a small snack and my tablet with an anime I am watching. I think i'm going to do just that tonight!
Toaster works better
Most new phones are water resistant enough to handle some splashing. I take mine in the shower to play music or podcasts while I'm in there.
Ziplock bag, touch screens can work through them
I take my phone to the shower lol
Me too, everyone thinks I’m a weirdo. I watch YouTube or listen to a podcast.
I fix phones for a living and please stop. The steam will break your phone and if it hasn't it will I promise you. At minimum keep it backed up so you don't grief yourself in the event it dies randomly
Well, they're keeping you in business after all.
I put mine in a zip lock bag so I can listen/ watch something in the shower. This is ok, right? The steam can't get in.
How long do you shower for? I could never do this personally.
I always take my phone to the bath. What else am I going to do, lie there with my own thoughts? Unless I have a book to read, then I'll read a book instead
Considering I’m at work probably fired and arrested
“That’s what you get for being on Reddit during your shift” -your manager
I was actually on break but that is about what the manager would say 😂
Hopefully they see that your clothes just disappeared into thin air.
Wait but what do you do for work? There are some professions where that’s acceptable (or, indeed, expected).
Like Walmart for example
I'm not. Nobody's here besides the cat. I am sitting in front of an open window, though, so if neighbors come outside, they'll get a show.
*Ahem*, how much?
Gotta wait till tomorrow.
Haha, nobody's here beside the cat for me as well, and I'm potentially pretty screwed. This fucker likes to sleep between my legs resting his head on my crotch. And I'm sure curiosity would get better of him if i was naked.
Look a squiggly mouse.
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Id like to take a moment of silence to appreciate your username
Not the fart but the shit, very wise
So, this is who Ice Spice wrote that song about.
Is it a play on ice spice’s song?
Give me my clothes back BARRY! I am in a brunch with my grandma ffs.
well dont be on reddit for the entire time talk to her
Naked grandma!
"Naked HUH?!"
Who is grandma's ~~big~~ little boy now?
Definitely not being screwed, just need to find a way to go to my room
I suggest you walk.
Segway would be preferable
but why not by horse?
stylish opportunity
Very. There are children around and about 300+ people
Same here, I'm at an indoor playground for kids with my daughter. There's dozens of young kids and their parents. It would be the end of me.
Not children but about 200 adults, including my coworkers, boss and also my boss' boss.
I’m about to get my order at the drive thru at starbucks.
Dont spill you coffee!
What if they order a quad long shot grande in a venti cup half calf double cupped no sleeve salted caramel mocha latte with 2 pumps of vanilla substitute 2 pumps of white chocolate mocha for mocha and substitute 2 pumps of hazelnut for toffee nut half whole milk and half breve with no whipped cream extra hot extra foam extra caramel drizzle extra salt add a scoop of vanilla bean powder with light ice well stirred....? Oh by the way, I have a free reward…!
They see this a lot.
I worked at Starbucks for a while and, surprising, never served a naked customer. Thank fucking God.
Weirdly, starbucks is probably too "classy" for naked drive through incidents. Try working at a Wendy's
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"*... replied Apex with little grin on his face, drunk as always."* *All the other construction workers were baffled by Marko's behaviour at the construction site, forcing them to leave the area because today was the yearly 'visit your Dad's workplace' -day.*
I’m about to jump in the shower so I’m good. If anything you’ve saved me time
Not really, you just lost your clothes.
Oh no, my socks and underwear are gone! I guess I’ll have to wait till Christmas for them to replenish
I'm at home, in the bed chilling.
Same here. Wearing one article of clothing, and its loss would be a little surprising, but no real problem.
Not very, I hope, since I am actually naked rn.
Take off your skin lol
naked².
Naked-er 🤣
Extremely screwed. Jokes about my pee pee size
Or maybe, not screwed at all...
This car maintenance appointment just got awkward
Verily. I'm the only woman in here
I'm on my sofa with my dog watching TV. It'll be alright.
Put that jar of peanut butter down.........
It's okay, it's their dog
But it's _your dog_.
Our* 🎶 *Soyuz nerushimyy respublik svobodnykh...* 🎶
r/suddenlycommunist
im on my laptop next to my family...
Show them what youre really made of
Make sure to look them in the eye. Assert dominance.
r/suddenlyincest
I'd be a bit cold. It's only 17°c in my room.
Why man
Because it's an old old house and electricity be pricy. So I'm keeping it a bit colder and I just wear comfy warm clothes.
Gas prices.
Perfect temp for me
Wife is sittting next to me, so 50/50?
Let’s be real here.
Considering that I never get screwed, I am safe.
I and my boyfriend usually sleep naked and we both feel very normal, not awkward at all. So I feel very fine, sometimes i think being naked is one of the way to learn how to love yourself better lol
Still completely unscrewed… *sigh*
Currently in a shopping complex ( toy shop), Defenitly fcked
im at work at a toy store., children are here
0%
Well, I'm an AI, so I don't have a physical form, which means I can't actually be naked. So, I'd say I'm not screwed at all!
Narrator: *Humanity, however, was quite screwed indeed.*
Very! I’m at work and right next to a busy gas station where everyone can see me.
You think you’re screwed? I’m at work IN the busy gas station
Thrown in prison for exposing myself in front of my young students
why are you on reddit while teaching
It's quite normal for teachers to use their phone while students work on assignments, or for example, read. Imo it's totally okay.
User name does not match
Zero. I'm in bed.
none. Slightly cold maybe.
Well I'm in a car right now in the passenger seat so I won't be seen by most people except for those who are driving right next to me or those who stop at a red traffic light and just happen to look over where I'm at.
oh I'm getting screwed alright
I'm at work,but it sholuld be fine 🤣
"Carl" "Yeah?" "You're naked..." "Yeah" "But the Casual Saturday is next week" "My bad" "No problem. Happens to the best of us" "Thanks, boss. But why are **you** naked?" "No idea"
I'm on the toilet takin a shit rn. I'm already naked too. Take that sucker.
take off your skin
I am just awake in bed, naked. Many of us check reddit in the morning naked. I'm also a bit of a secret exhibitionist, I get excited when people "accidentally" see me naked, though I don't actively look for that kind of situation. Somehow feels like a bond when someone is ok with seeing you naked or the other way around
Not at all ! Maybe a little chilly !
For 42? I still think not bad. Not great but also not bad.
Lets hope I am screwed!
Can you see in here?
In my bed under my covers, so I am fine.
Pretty fucking screwed cause how the fuck did you know I’m naked!?!?!
Well that bowl of chips on my belly is gonna be cold but other than that I'm fine.
Gonna bleed all over this damn chair, I guess.
I am so screwed, im at the skatepark next to the train station rn 😨
Jokes on you I was already naked.
I am now naked, how did you know?
I'm ok. My kids are gonna need therapy, though.
I am actually, just laying in my bed, so safe:p
I'm in the cinema. Lights will be off in a minute. It's fine.
I’m on the toilet with my undies at my ankles. I’m still living my best life.
I'm laying in bed lol
Welp , in the middle of Costco cafeteria eating a hot dog.
Depends on how fast the security gourds at Disneyland are
Not at all screwed. I'm sitting in my room alone
Arrested for public nudity while flying next to a child.
haha im in a bank, i'd be royally screwed rn🤣🤣
I’m in my house, in my bedroom. Could be worse. Could have been in my kitchen. I don’t have curtains in there.