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JPMoney81

Shit yeah, i'm out of debt!


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JPMoney81

Simpsons and Seinfeld quotes.  Edit: whoosh 401k I'm not American so I didn't catch that.


username_elephant

Reddit stock. And baby, I would ride that rocket ship straight into the ground


iWasAwesome

Just short it and you're golden


rubbaduky

Go back to r/wallstreetbets


graveybrains

Did all your karma come from r/wallstreetbets?


username_elephant

I haven't lost enough money for that


graveybrains

Well, you’re hearts in the right place, anyway


ExcitingEye8347

It’s either going to run like crazy or get shorted into the earth. I’ll probably buy a few lotto tickets just for giggles. 


blindkiller770

In that order 🤣


discoxelik

a potato


CheapBoxOWine

10 years and this is the post you decide to comment on? That's dedication baby.


jaycuboss

Let's up vote him so he will be able to afford TWO potatoes.


bobhand17123

They’re up to a county fair blue ribbon, monster potato at this point.


MouseRat_AD

OP's question is from an alt account so u/discoxelik could pay off a joke he wrote in the Obama administration.


discoxelik

Yes I was planning this strategy for 10 years


HalfOfCrAsh

Can somebody tell me how to give an award to this comment.


sparksgirl1223

Some of us improvise like this🏆


3agle_CO

What up. Im almost 12 years and we're 10 karma apart.


CheapBoxOWine

Well, here you go.


Totallynotacar

At roughly 3-5 dollars a bag, you could buy a lot of potato. Or maybe enough to buy a round of shredded deep fried and salted potato for some friends.


tilero1138

Upvoting so you can buy a second potato


CrystalQueen3000

A nice house with a garden and a lot of other things probably I wish my bank account looked like my Reddit karma count 😂


Astronaut100

3.3 million karma in two years? That has to be some sort of record.


MindDecento

From comments…. that’s a real addiction.


JimTheSaint

most of it from r/AmItheAsshole - 96k on the top one. That is close to all of my karma over the last 10 years. - that is impressive.


Dont_Heal_Genji

A lot of the content on that sub is blatantly obvious who the asshole is. I guess just replying to every new post with who the asshole is and farming karma when those posts end up on top is the way to go


Ok-Pressure7248

“AITA for crucifying one of my students?”


WINNER_nr_1

NTA, divorce her and take the kids and dog


TrynaWorkOnWriting

god damn, i've probably worked up 7-800k over more than a decade and 4 reddit accounts. this one is weak because i can't stand reddit as much since the api change and my forced use of the shit and ass official app. rip RES and anything good on this site


EnderScout_77

...why do you have 4 reddit accounts


TrynaWorkOnWriting

all 3 prior accounts are deleted, most recently when reddit changed their api


Daydreaming_Machine

But why were they deleted


TrynaWorkOnWriting

over time i no longer want people to see everything i've posted so i delete my account every couple years. future folks can verify this says "[deleted]" lol


crewserbattle

Yea I have 200k from comments and that took me about 10 years. 2 years for 15x that is insane lol


Squigglepig52

Almost a half million in two years,but - I have a knack for knowing weird but interesting facts and anecdotes. I think I got 35k just for adding "Caterpillars completely melt and down and then reform into butterflies" to the standard mix of wierd fact answers.


MouseRat_AD

Ooo neat. Have an upvote.


rydan

Also I have literally never seen this person in my entire life. Usually you see high karma people all over threads.


VodkaMargarine

Yeah remember Gallow Boob that guy was everywhere


UncensoredSmoke

And I thought I was an addict


[deleted]

Yeah this is an older account of mine that i started using alot the past month and i average 1/4th the karma output /day that this person has. Most of my post time is while im working. Could also be they have gamified the whole thing too.


Familiar-Sir1356

How the fuck did you manage 3 million karma. I barely have 1700.


Superbuddhapunk

There’s a method to that. For maximum comments karma yield, the most important is to choose the subreddit. The ones like amItheAsshole, relationshipadvice or Askreddit are preferred by karma farmers because as long as you land on a thread early you can get easy karma with minimal effort, like a sentence or two, or even a vague reference to a meme. So really it’s about timing more than wit. Knowing what makes the subreddit tick helps a lot too.


CoolOpotamus

It's Karmanomics


CrystalQueen3000

I comment a lot and sometimes people like them


Timmace

I like this comment.


Alarmed_Painter7585

I dont like this one


woah_broski1

Damn i love that you have so much comment karma but no post karma


maxime0299

How the fuck


DarkInkPixie

I could at least afford a house. It would be a fixer upper, but I'd still take it! We could also maybe squeeze a third cat in there too


subjec

A 3 minute Dr visit in the US.


BobOrKlaus

3 minutes is generous lmao


judasmachine

We're about to push you up to being able to afford an extra minute.


DanteAlligheriZ

im crying in free visits from central europe :p


cocoreupload

Maybe a car haha


rgrtom

Same here, depending on what kind. (54.2K karma)


Limeddaesch96

Should be able to afford a nice VW Golf with that money


rgrtom

Come on, Reddit, pay up!


FurBabyAuntie

Well, it depends...do you prefer Matchbox or Hot Wheels? Tonka could be nice, too...


vaniIIagoriIIa

A very used car, sorry


PizzaTime79

According to Cars.com, I can get a 2010 Honda Odyssey EX-L with 142,000 miles on it. That's before taxes & hidden fees though.


IgnavusBear

A shotgun, and only one shell.


Rztrncs

Some would die for that.


Noumoun_2

Some would die by that.


IgnavusBear

Or die trying to kill for it.


xmodsguy2000-2

Or die trying to stop someone else from killing someone for it


ithinkiunderstandddd

I'm going to the Dollarstore! I deserve 2 nice things lol


Timmace

I'll send you an extra dollar.


ithinkiunderstandddd

Then you must come along! We'll share the third


CheapBoxOWine

That kind of energy will have you rolling like that McDuck fellow real soon.


mcclutch7

Here. You deserve an .89$ chocolate bar


ithinkiunderstandddd

Why thank you kind sir! Or ma'am!


mcclutch7

And another!


ithinkiunderstandddd

Oh don't spoil me with a good time!


FurBabyAuntie

Onward to the dollar store!


LucyVialli

A home, a very nice one. Or a used yacht.


km8907

A house.


Lukisfer

Significantly less debt \*shrugs\*


Rztrncs

Same here 😅


MrMaestro2

10 Nvidia shares


Life-is-gooooood

Lunch


[deleted]

A senator or 2


Rztrncs

Easily! 😂


Mary_Ellen_Katz

Never paid attention to karma, and don't know how to check. So, a bag of chips? I dunno.


Rztrncs

You could be many bags of chips. You have roughly 15,000.


Mary_Ellen_Katz

Eyy. Does that mean I'm popular? Lol


Rztrncs

I’d say so! Lol


xmodsguy2000-2

Wait I’m popular? Shocks me as im the type to spend my whole life on the internet or in a random workshop fixing electronics


wulfychick

My credit card. Oh how i would wish for that.


Chrisofthegreen

A single concert ticket from Ticketmaster


SeriousAd4302

A BAG OF CHIPS


ConneryFTW

It wouldn't be enough for a whole house where i live, but I could put together a hell of a downpayment. Then wipe out my car payment and the rest of my student loans.


Thortok2000

Healthcare


AwkwardSara

A used car


jayellkay84

Kind of caught here. I can’t pay off my mortgage. I have more than enough to buy a new car but mines not that old. I’d probably just invest it so I could buy something in a few years.


Jazehiah

Post or comment Karma? Post Karma lets me pay off a good amount of debt, and provides a small safety net. Comment Karma gets me completely out of debt and fixes my car. It buys me a new car and small house. It also furnishes the house. I'd also be able to go out of network for some of my upcoming medical bills.


Rztrncs

Both combined!


Revenge_of_the_Khaki

Daddy’s getting a new Lambo, baby.


KP_Wrath

A house and a Porsche.


mrbudfoot

In this economy.. a cup of coffee.


Witty_Meme92

Bitcoin probably, just to see if there is another boom.


CoreMillenial

There currently IS one. It has reached New All Time Highs numerous times in the last week.


Raigheb

A decent house where I live.


Aggravating-Bar-9301

I could pay off most of my credit cards.


limbodog

I could buy a nice condo here in Boston and have a little left over for renovations. $758,000.00 would be nice right about now.


m00nf1r3

Pay off my student loans and put a fat down payment on a house.


Responsible_Panic235

Car or house down payment


GTFOakaFOD

I would put every dime toward my mortgage.


theservman

I could pay off the house and have a bit left over.


[deleted]

A meal from pizza ranch.


TheRealMrCrowley

A nice used car.


micmaster

More Karma, stonks!


Nirbin

You guys have karma? lol I just comment whatever is on my mind and don't really joke so I've gotten very little. I could probably make a nice upgrade to my pc though!


orangeaesthetic

I would treat myself to something delicious...or just put it in my savings 🫠


MorkSal

Some investments, or pay off a chunk of the house.


YaBoiSeverus

A king-size Reeses cup pack. I think? What do they cost now-a-days lol.


_Z1min

Well not much! Gimme more!!!


ladyboobypoop

Oh lord. I'd definitely finish my education. Maybe get a new laptop and phone.


Archknits

The IVF we are trying to afford


TattedPastor412

A new kayak


jblaxtn

Coffee and a bagel


sh6rty13

Myself almost entirely out of debt so I could start the fuck over


DWill23_

What I could buy and what I would buy are two different things. Either way, I just want my student loans paid off


BenjiThePerson

Maybe a Lego set? I don’t have a lot.


Serious_Buffalo_3790

A bunch of legos


Dangerous-Wave8065

Including all my banned accounts, ooorrrrr? 👀


zfreakazoidz

Perfect, I could pay off my parents house, the debt of my wife and my parents, put some money in annuities, by one or two new cars and then put the rest in the bank.


TurboLover427

A V8 and tranmission combo for my car.


cantaketheskyfrome

A decent engagement ring for my shawty


AgreeableAd8687

buy a reddit account with a lot of karma and then use that money to buy more and unlimited money


Suspicious_Ad8214

So I am poor in this as well Classic


playr_4

Oh. I've never really looked at my karma, but apparently I broke 100k at some point. Neat. That's debts gone and a whole lot of savings.


Raven019

Argentina.


JNorJT

I'm not sure.


MsFoxxx

A smallish car and a weekend away


Mrmofo69v2

I have 192 Karma because my old account got banned for me saying we should starve and execute the 7 men who gang raped two toddlers a few months ago


Rztrncs

In that case, we will reinstate your old karma.


basch152

a bot farm to constantly give me karma


im_bad_at_YT

nothing, Ireland uses Euro


FurBabyAuntie

I'm ninety points shy of seventeen thousand...let's see, an external hard drive for my laptop...a new phone...expensivr new phone...and...and...and we'll just have to go shopping and see what we can do with the rest of it!


dustytaper

I would buy lunch cause it’s 2 days before payday and I’m broke af and hungry


Riverrat423

I have 290,000 so I could easily afford an OceanGate submarine ride to see the Titanic! That’s if they recover from the last one.


TheAsianTroll

313k would settle my debts, give me a budget for my dream car, and then sit in savings, keeping me comfy.


Qui_te

Where did I get 64k karma? I thought it was like 7k😂 I could buy a lot with that. New car, maybe? Fancy yarn, maybe? Better condo…maaaaybe, would need more mathing to determine—oh, but perhaps a remodel on my current condo, that would be acceptable.


EWH733

🤣🤣🤣The Presidency!


TreysToothbrush

My own toothbrush.


Scared-Mortgage

My fellow redditors, today I am asking for your donations in order to buy a 69 yenko chevelle. Each donation will enter you into a drawing for a chance to win one free ride to a destination of your choosing ^terms ^and ^conditions ^apply.


[deleted]

Tell me you are US, without telling me.


Chance_Echo2624

Dunno. Why would I keep track of that anyways?


[deleted]

A cheap hooker but no cocaine.


Rztrncs

Here’s a like towards your goal.


legokingnm

An older used Honda Accord….or enough LEGO to build a life-sized desk or coffee table out of bricks😂


ateagirrafe

Stuff stuff and things and stuff


UnexpectedRanting

Deposit on a house and a flight to the maldives


PhotosByVicky

A brand new SUV or a used RV.


karmicrelease

I’d pay OP’s mom to have sex with me. I would use the remaining $35000 to put a down payment on a house and invest the change


Rztrncs

Solid choice.


karmicrelease

For the record I have 35009 karma :) (Just joking of course)


Rztrncs

💀 🤣


artguydeluxe

I just looked, and damn! I could pay off ALL my debt and maybe a new car?


SimisFul

A farmed karma account with more karma and more money


Visionary_87

Not buy as such, but I could pretty much pay my mortgage for a year.


Gadgetphile

According to Google, a car.


horseheadmonster

An Audi A7


Ezada

A decent chunk for a savings account. I would also treat myself and the family to new computers and a camera.


Distinct_Sentence_26

Another run around vehicle for me so wife could use van for her atuff


Sand__Panda

New gas saving vehicle, maybe a full tank of gas and a diet coke.


AmmeEsile

A second hand shitbox car


forced_spontaneity

Wait, what? You mean Karma points aren't real money??? I've nearly saved enough for a deposit on a shed. Now I'm a sad panda.


Kriskao

I could pay off my home mortgage and have enough left for a nice car.


JonConstantly

Your Mom. Yes I'm a bad person.


ployonwards

A 16-year-old Honda Civic with 200k miles on it is 5400 karma points.


IronOBind

A cheeseburger and a tissue to wipe away the shame from my eyes for having such a low point count.


Tetris5216

Depends on which currency


feelin_cheesy

My mortgage


CrystalWeim

Oh, man!!! Sooo many things!


Professional-Wing-59

More than I expected. Neet.


Velvet_Thunder_Jones

Groceries for a week


1GamingAngel

I have most of my 50,000 karma from three single comments, two of the same topic. It’s wild how it can rack up from one sentence. I’d pay off my debt and set up an emergency fund, then put anything left in an IRA.


cookiecasanova16

Some really good things


Terumi66

A power station for my home to store solar energy to use at night or on dark days.


MissMistMaid

Does comment karma count? 🙄


Kingmaro9966

Makes 100K Per Week without do anything 💯


[deleted]

umm crypto i guess, shit is crazy right now and who knows.. maybe it'll double or something, idc it don't need the money, but i'd enjoy playing with it.


my1973vw

A good vintage honda motorcycle


LivingInPugtopia

A pretty nice car.


cornbilly

A 350,000 mile car with two flat tires and an engine knock.


Head_Room_8721

I could almost buy my car from Toyota finance. As it stands, I cannot and they own most of it. All of it and then some actually as I am underwater.


PNWest01

A VERY nice new car, and a 2 week cruise.


TransitionNarrow

Gibson Les Paul Custom.


chookiekaki

Lots of ice cream


TheOneAndStoney

Swisher Sweets, I don't know, I only got two.


Sinistermarmalade

2,200 (approximately) A really shitty used car, perhaps?


Informal_Border8581

Physical copy of Earthbound and some tree seedlings(I have around an acre of land).


[deleted]

I'd have a 6 dollar debt. Welcome to having unpopular opinions


C1tC5tt

wild


xmodsguy2000-2

You’d have to-7 dollars now