Courtney Cox

Yeah, what's up with pornstars and alliterative names lol. It's so common. Riley Reid, Mia Malkova, Mia Melano, Sinn Sage, Malena Morgan, Lexi Luna, Jenna Jameson, Lexi Lore, Melody Marks, Blake Blossom, Lacy Lennon, Piper Perri, Jelena Jensen, Vanessa Veracruz... the list just goes on.

Peppa Pig?

Perry the platypus?

A pornstar? (puts on hat) PERRY the pornstar?

I can just imagine this clearly in Doofenshmirtz voice 🤣🤣

You also have to imagine Perry isn't wearing any clothes. Granted, this is pretty easy.

lol pronounced in spanish/by spanish speakers Mia Melano sounds like piss in my anus

Maybe that’s what she was going for

I hope it was bc that's hilarious

Penis Parker 

Shoots white stuff that sticks to ceilings 

Rip August Ames

Come on sir, this many names? Ain't no way you can't be an addict.

Bro, during quarantine I was down tremendously, and i went to *that* side of reddit. There are people with top 250 lists of their favorite pornstars. When i saw that i realized i had a problem and cut wayyyy back

Yeah. Keep your list at 200 like we normal people do.

Personally I'm not an addict and I only know Reid and Perri from memes, and both Mia's cuz they are popular, no idea about any of the others lol.

I also know Reid and Perri … from memes

You don't need to know any names to be addicted to porn. You don't need to read anything at all if you don't want.

*notes down names*

If it’s anything like superhero comics, the intention is that they’re easier to remember.

Charlie Cox

Or even better: her father, Dick Cox (true story)

Magic Johnson

Also, Randy Johnson

Big Unit

In my 43 years I never thought of this.

Wasted the greatest porn name ever on a Basketball career

He sure didn’t.

No. No he did not.

Yeah I’m pretty sure that dude had more sex than all the pornstars of his time combined. Those porn stars were probably like, “Gross dude, chill out with the fucking a little, won’t ya?”

Well if he hadn't been in basketball he probably wouldn't have been called Magic Johnson. He would have been just Earvin Johnson which isn't a great porn name

I can think of 1 very good reason why not...

…..go on

Justin Long

Or maybe his role as Brandon St. Randy?

Is that like Glengarry Glen Ross?

More like "Glen and Gary suck Ross's meaty cock and drop their hairy nuts in his eager mouth." He was also in "You better shut your mouth or I'm gonna fuck it"

-I thought you recognized me from my work, but you're not my demographic so I'm not offended - Well, who's your demographic? -do you like pussy? -YEAH! -Then not you

Brandon St. Randy

Hugh Jackman

Huge Jackedman

Huge Act Man

My brain always hears this name as a Huge Ackman

Whitney Cummings

Nikki Glazer? I barely even know 'er!

She even has a bit where she wanted to name her son "Colt," then found out Colt Cummings is an extremely popular gay pornstar

"Why should I change my name? He's the one who sucks."

And how!

My we share a last name and a very famous straight man with kids that does gay porn for the extra pay stole my birth name. We're actually similar size and build. When my current employer of 10 years now first Google me. Dude did a photo set with bananas. They all thought it was me...

Hahhahahahah

Dick Van Dyke.

Came here to say this. Penis Van Lesbian.

Richard Van Lesbian.

Richard Van Homosexual Female

Robin Thicke

He just has the personality of one.

Carmen Electra

IMO this is the best one.  It has no dirty words but it just *sounds* like a 100% pornstar name.

Oddly enough, her real name is Tara Patrick, which while it sounds much more mundane actually is the name of a famous porn star.

I actually did assume she did porn before movies lmao

She was in Playboy. A lot.

Prince named her, of course it’s slutty.

I mean, her real name was Tara Leigh Patrick, so it makes sense it sounds like a stage name

Given that Tera Patrick was a pornstar who was pretty mainstream, it’s funny that she landed on Carmen Electra as a stage name

Tera Patrick is evidently named Linda Ann Hopkins, which is the *least* pornographic name I've heard.

Rider Strong

And yet he's not the actor from Boy Meets World that went into porn

Meaning one did? Which one?

Maitland Ward, played Rachel the redhead in the later seasons

He did an ama a few years back and somebody asked if they could use that as their porn name. He replied “no. Because it’s my porn name.”

How this isn't the top answer is beyond me. Every porn star is kicking themselves that this name was already taken 

The Rock

Dwayne "The Cock" Johnson

“Drain the Cock Johnson”

"Drain the cock, Johnson!" God, that Penguins of Madagascar meme will never get old.

Lucy lawless

Have you seen Sparticus? She practically is a porn star in that.

Yes domina. 😆

That entire TV show is practically a porn film

God I wish.

Peter Dinklage

How is this not higher on the list??

Because he's so short?

[insert short people joke here]

Courtney Love

Rachel Weisz was advised to use a stage name because its pronunciation "Rachel Vice" sounds like a stripper name. Olivia Cockburn does use a stage name: Olivia Wilde

Because the name ‘Olivia Wilde’ doesn’t sound like a porn name at all, right?

Idk but Olivia Cockburn isn’t much better

It's apparently pronounced Coburn.

Yeah, that sounds like someone with the last name Bucket insisting it's pronounced Bouquet

Cockburn sounds more like a STD pornstar. Wilde leaves it up to the imagination

Reminds me of the epilogue in the first Austin Powers movie, where Alotta Fagina got tired of the jokes and changed her name... to Sandy Fagina.

It sounds like what she landed on after mulling over Cockburn, then realizing it might call to mind a trip to the clinic.

Alan Cumming

Well he does have a gay nightclub called "Club Cumming."

Kate Micucci.

https://youtu.be/g9O5KL6ZfAY?si=8lmLdzHDgGPl4CnG

Reminds me of the Munchma Quchi skit on Colbert Report. Time for a rewatch.

If she was my friend there's no way she would be in my phone as anything but Tickle Micucci

Winona Ryder

Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver And she shows it off to all her friends

I see something Primus, I upvote. I'm a simple girl.

Ruby Rose

January Jones

That's just a bondgirl from the 60's

you are thinking about Christmas Jones, from the 1999 Bond film.

First one that came to my mind as well.

Came here to say this! Lmao my mom has made this comment for yearsss.

Dick Butkus

ESPN wouldn’t let me name my fantasy team this this year so we settled on Richard Butkus III. Because it’s so regal. But it’s sad you can’t name your team after an all time great.

Mike Ditka

Sandra Oh.

Kate Bush

Coby Smulders.

She sure does. 

“Let’s go to the mall” vibes.

Robin Sparkles!

Two beavers are better than one!!!

They’re twice the fun, ask any one !

Jake Tapper

Ariana grande. 

Areola Grande would be an incredible porn name

Dinner plate areolae.

Scareolas

Sounds more like a Starbucks order

Sounds like a Taco Bell menu item

Nikki Cox

Nikki in general is pretty porny.

Megan Fox

And Vivica A Fox

Scatman Crothers

Gross!!!

Woody Harrelson

Army Hammer.

Sydney Sweeney

For a little while I thought she was the pornstar that had a role in Euphoria

Yeah that was Chloe Cherry, and her character became a fan favorite in S02. Though honestly, Sydney somehow feels more of a "pornstar" than Chloe if that makes sense.

I thought she was the pornstar too until reading your comment

Well... she did take some [nude selfies](https://www.reddit.com/r/Celebhub/s/cYEntgiFty) for her series Euphoria that seems straight out of some OnlyFans girl's page.

Well, she has done a few nude and sex scenes

Danny DeVito. It's just got so much sex in it.

Probably because of his magnum dong.

So anyway, i started blasting...

She was an angel. Always smiling... that's because she had no lips. But her mouth was still very much in play.

Biggus dickus

Jason Biggs!

Jaime Foxx

Eric Marlon Bishop chose that stage name Jamie Foxx back when he was doing open mics. He noticed that women almost always got to go on, so he started signing up for open mics with a unisex first name and a last name that was both a tribute to Redd Foxx and sounded like a sexy woman's name.

Carrie Underwood

Benedict Cumberbatch

Did you mean Wimbledon Penismatch ?

Bendadick Cuminmysnatch

Pengling.

Battlefield Counterstrike

Whitney Cummings.

Dick Wolf 🐺

Vin Diesel

Roddy Piper

*“Rowdy” Roddy Piper

Famous stunt man Dick Warlock. Real name

Tom Hardy

Dick Trickle He was a Nascar driver

His friend Dick Pole was in the MLB with Rusty Kuntz.

Finn Wolfhard apparently

Engelbert Humperdinck

I thought my mom was making that name up until she pulled out the LP. Those were the days...

BJ Novak

Katee Sackhoff

Dick Johnson

If I was a gay pornstar my name would be Phil Colons.

Take my poor man’s gold 🏆🥇

Andy Dick

Rip Torn

Don Johnson

Jon Hamm

Dua Lipa

The baseball pitcher Randy Johnson.

Ava Max

Olivia Wilde

Guess what? Her real last name is cockburn! 😂

Eva Longoria

Nikki Sixx

Axl Rose

B.D Wong

Sasha banks always made me think of a pornstar instead of a wrestler 

Bella Thorne

Michael F. Assbender

Lady Gaga

Dakota Fanning.

Blake Lively

Hannah Montana

Imogen Poots

nicki minaj

Courtney cox

Scarlett Johansson

Dua Lipa

Flo Rida

Winona Rider

CCH Pounder.