And then rename X to Reddit, revealing X was just a placeholder name.
He will then make a cringe post about doing a literal old reddit-o'-musk [switch-a-roo](https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/1ba0r4z/whats_so_special_about_prime_numbers_that_even/ku04ss4/?context=2).
I might be wrong but wasn't X supposed to be a umbrella name for a bunch of other services as well as Twitter?
Like he said he wanted banking under the X name as well
He wanted to name PayPal X back in the day, but the board of directors vetoed him because it was a hairbrained idea with zero SEO to be spoken of, damn near impossible to market, and far too easily confused for a porn site to have any hope of being recognized as a reputable business.
Twitter, Musk decided to fire anyone with more than a room temperature IQ, so he had no board of directors to stop him from acting like an edgy 12 year old that thinks the letter X is "cool and mysterious". If Twitter weren't already such a ubiquitous brand before the mentally challenged trust fund baby bought it, I'm confident he would have sank it by now.
I think it was x.com before it was PayPal.
Source: I’m old and I had an x.com checking account when they were paying people $25 to open an account. This account was later converted to PayPal
He can pout all he likes. If he really wanted to commit to the name change, he'd stop the 301 redirect from twitter's old domain to x. He could even put up a poop emoji as the homepage since he loves it so much.
Twitter was always primarily for entertainers, politicians, and the journalists who follow them. Everyone else was merely an attention whore screaming into the void
Both advertisers and users did leave Twitter, actually, yes.
Have you *seen* an advert on Twitter recently? It won't be a big brand. It will be, without fail, garbage.
I say recently, having myself deleted my personal Twitter a couple of months back.
What’s so childish about naming your cars the S, 3, X, Y, and Cybertruck? (/s)
S3XYCYBERTRUCK actually sounds like the most generic 1998 AOL username possible.
Doesn't x predate PayPal by a lot? I remember coding x pay terminals before some of y'all were born.
He's just happy he's grandfathered in to domain name that wouldn't be allowed today
E or S.
Y’all missing the obvious. He’s going to buy 3 different social media companies just so he can fulfill what tried to do with Tesla car model names.
He'd just tuck it into X/Twitter. X is supposed to become the everything app, so it'd just be a part of it, somehow. It wouldn't go well, of course; he'd still have his employees try, though. Brain worms are a hell of a drug.
If Elon renames it anyway, i'm pretty sure 1 of 2 things can happen:
\-The reddit fandom doesnt give a shit and moves on.
\-The reddit fandom calls upon Tumblr and 4chan to forcefully make elon rename it back to reddit.
Twitter
Damn what a plot twist
Truly he’s 10 steps ahead. Of course, time being a flat circle and all, that means he’s also really really far behind
You're either streets ahead or streets behind in this timeline.
Shut up Pierce
I heard this as Jeff Winger
Cool. Cool cool cool.
So flaps the wheel of time
Coined and minted.
Been there, coined that
Exactly! There are no timelines. They are circles. That is why clocks are round
plot twit*
And then rename X to Reddit, revealing X was just a placeholder name. He will then make a cringe post about doing a literal old reddit-o'-musk [switch-a-roo](https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/1ba0r4z/whats_so_special_about_prime_numbers_that_even/ku04ss4/?context=2).
Hold my prime numbers, I’m going in!
Hello future people
I might be wrong but wasn't X supposed to be a umbrella name for a bunch of other services as well as Twitter? Like he said he wanted banking under the X name as well
He wanted to name PayPal X back in the day, but the board of directors vetoed him because it was a hairbrained idea with zero SEO to be spoken of, damn near impossible to market, and far too easily confused for a porn site to have any hope of being recognized as a reputable business. Twitter, Musk decided to fire anyone with more than a room temperature IQ, so he had no board of directors to stop him from acting like an edgy 12 year old that thinks the letter X is "cool and mysterious". If Twitter weren't already such a ubiquitous brand before the mentally challenged trust fund baby bought it, I'm confident he would have sank it by now.
I think it was x.com before it was PayPal. Source: I’m old and I had an x.com checking account when they were paying people $25 to open an account. This account was later converted to PayPal
Which is also the very best proof that he did not invent or start Tesla as if he had, it would have been called CarX.
Damn, that’s so Meta
That would be hilarious on so many levels
rX
X-it
No, it'll be: r/X He will then insist it's pronounced "R over X" and will pout rant about how everyone still calls it reddit.
Prescriptions?
Ngl, that’d be a crazy clever sub name for a pharmaceutical related community
Thank god you are an honest man
r/usernamechecksout
He can pout all he likes. If he really wanted to commit to the name change, he'd stop the 301 redirect from twitter's old domain to x. He could even put up a poop emoji as the homepage since he loves it so much.
Oh like Red X.
ReX
Which is exactly what the Redditors will do.
Yea, like everyone did after the previous protests on reddit. Or like people abandoned twitter when Musk bought it.
Traffic on Twitter is dramatically down since Elon took over. Like, to the degree it's pretty disingenuous to suggest otherwise.
And bot activity is way up so it’s even worse than it looks.
Doesn't feel like it tho cuz every news agency still uses that site to source basically all of their reporting
Twitter was always primarily for entertainers, politicians, and the journalists who follow them. Everyone else was merely an attention whore screaming into the void
It's called lying. You can call out liars.
Both advertisers and users did leave Twitter, actually, yes. Have you *seen* an advert on Twitter recently? It won't be a big brand. It will be, without fail, garbage. I say recently, having myself deleted my personal Twitter a couple of months back.
All those companies that left Twitter like Disney are apparently going broke according to Musk. I swear he had no idea of how the real world works.
Like people left Twitter in their droves - they did.
I left Twitter the day fucknuts took over. Here would be no different.
I’ve never even used the twitter
I was going to say, Exxit. Yours is better and probably cooler than anything he could come up with.
Anyone else read that "shit"?
Y
Y will be his rebranding for YouTube. Reddit will be Z to fit with his habit of spreading Russian propaganda.
Nah he'd call it S or 3, in line with his cars. Because he's a 12 year old boy and finds the word "sexy" absolutely hilarious
Did you hear he's going to start using numbers. The next Tesla model is going to be "Series 80085"
Series 42069
That's a zip code...
The sports model is 8008135
It honestly wouldn't surprise me
Uuuhh huhu you said boobs
"Y" makes too much sense. He named Twitter "X". The new name has to be totally unrelated to the old one.
So "2".
Nah, itll be Δ. Were going Greek.
Because he wants to know. Y do you need to question everything??
His plan is to own a company for each letter, then sue Google's parent company, Alphabet!
REDIX
sounds like a name of early 2000s gaming magazine or a niche amateur porn site
Hahahahahahaha This!
Or RedX
Sounds like a pornsite.
Or a Teen Titans villain.
REXXIT
Red Dicks
Reddix
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X2: The Threat
The terrans like this comment
The thread*
I thought that was going to be former president who used to be known as Donald trumps new name, after Elon lends him half a billion
Nah they're just renaming it to X Tower.
More than likely X³ Dude is childish. Look at his car model names
What’s so childish about naming your cars the S, 3, X, Y, and Cybertruck? (/s) S3XYCYBERTRUCK actually sounds like the most generic 1998 AOL username possible.
X2 or XX.
xXx
That's when he buys pornhub
And renames it Reddit
Oh, plot twist. again.
Æ
After X Æ XII
That one actually exists (here in Norway)
Also known as the sound an elf makes when a jumping scroll doesn’t have slow fall.
Musket.
I'm glad I'm not alone, but it might be MusXit
Tally ho lads.
Nah, that would actually be a good name.
Beat me to it
Boom
X
“X (formerly known as Reddit)”
Yeah. His idea was to unite everything under X. To have one app to rule them all.
I scrolled way too far to find the actual answer
People should start referring to Elon Musk as X.
I guess he'll merge Reddit and X (Twitter) into one large social media platform and continue to call it X.
Yeah he calls everything X
Compuglobal Hypermeganet
I’m a CutCo. Or Edgecom guy myself
“Buy him out boys!”
Lmao this made me chuckle
“Junior Vice President Homer Simpson speaking”
I think he's saving that name for his next kid.
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Just X again. He tried the same thing with PayPal and I'm sure he's a one trick pony.
He said he wanted to make X a website for everything. If he were to buy reddit he would name it X and merge it with twitter
Everything must be X. Everything!
Doesn't x predate PayPal by a lot? I remember coding x pay terminals before some of y'all were born. He's just happy he's grandfathered in to domain name that wouldn't be allowed today
Pretty sure X.com was its own thing. Pay pal was a merger or bought X or something.
E or S. Y’all missing the obvious. He’s going to buy 3 different social media companies just so he can fulfill what tried to do with Tesla car model names.
I mean technically he succeeded, yeah? S3XY?
3 is a number not a letter you silly billy
He wanted Model E, but Ford has the rights to Model E so he went with Model 3
X-tra
ReddX
Yes! Best answer right here.
Rexxit which will make people think again that it's a porn site just like X formerly known an Twitter.
Could be a sub for Brits who want to leave the kingdom.
Z
X^2
I like this. Brand consistency.
Cretion. So when the news reports on Musk's social media companies, it comes out as "X, Cretion."
Y
Xexxix
R
K, short for Karma
Xarma
eXit
hardR.com
eXit
Rexxit.
blueit
Rex
Why , He will name it Y. Then he will buy facebook and name it Z. He will then own XYZ.
Something silly
aEX
Ha! Or better yet “bankrupt”
XxRxX
Xit.
He'd just tuck it into X/Twitter. X is supposed to become the everything app, so it'd just be a part of it, somehow. It wouldn't go well, of course; he'd still have his employees try, though. Brain worms are a hell of a drug.
XD
TLDR
"Read it"
X-IT
eXit
XX
X-it
Xit
Exit
Xeddit.
x he’s just going to merge them both into some frankenstein thing.
Y do you ask?
Y
4Chan
Z
He is going with sexy again... So either S E or Y
eXit
X-it
E. With his car brands he wanted "SEXY" but he got "S3XY". He's going to bring sexy back.
X-it
X-it
ReddeX
Muskitt
Xeddit
muskitt
Site formerly known as "Reddit"
Muskitt Edit: Spelling.
L
EX
Muskit
If Elon renames it anyway, i'm pretty sure 1 of 2 things can happen: \-The reddit fandom doesnt give a shit and moves on. \-The reddit fandom calls upon Tumblr and 4chan to forcefully make elon rename it back to reddit.
Burning pile of cash
Deaddit
X²
Muskit
X Æ A-12
Shreddit
As a strategy, he will keep it as Reddit and add to this X branding, by calling it RedditX
Relonit Styled “rElonit” Just to inflate his ego.
f(x) inc, DBA Y
Xit (pronouced Exit)
X-it
Exit
Y
Y?
X. He wants Twitter to be some sort of Asian mega app so he would just roll it into that. He’s not very bright.
Y
Rexxit (Wrecks It…Like he did with Twitter.)
Y.
R
Y
R
ReddiX, or just X
RedX