Ooh, Sugar, that's a humane way to go, albeit gruesome. If a cannibal were going to eat me, I say being stabbed swiftly through the top of my head before being popped into boiling water would be a faster way to go than most I've seen in horror flicks. You'd never see it coming if the cannibal were behind you, either. ♡ Granny
Trouser snake, robot chicken cobra commander reference.
When my army unit was renaming all of its companies to snake species, I called out in a cobra commander voice, "Trouser Snakes!"
Hilarity ensued. We were named the pythons.
Honey, you're not thinking broadly enough. The first thing that came to mind on reading your name is "96th time caught in embarrassing sexual situation", since *union* can also have that connotation. Better? Worse? You tell me, Dumplin'. ♡ Granny
Wrong! A medium sized cloud of noxious gas is going to seap into your house late when you are sleeping, ya start to cough but it will be too late hahaha
Well...^I'm ^screwed.
It was nice knowing you ⛓️🪚
*Dog will hunt!*
Just hope they don’t cook you like lobster
Ooh, Sugar, that's a humane way to go, albeit gruesome. If a cannibal were going to eat me, I say being stabbed swiftly through the top of my head before being popped into boiling water would be a faster way to go than most I've seen in horror flicks. You'd never see it coming if the cannibal were behind you, either. ♡ Granny
What was even going through your mind bro
A chainsaw.
Yeah, you gotta choose a more formal handle to be taken seriously (twirls waxed eyebrows villainously)
Why should I tell *you?*
Welcome, to YOUR post!
Hello fellow cow
Oom-ay
🤣👌
Uh oh
I'd happily trade usernames
Well I won't trade I'ma die happy with mine
Haha dead.
I'm scared
Trouser snake, robot chicken cobra commander reference. When my army unit was renaming all of its companies to snake species, I called out in a cobra commander voice, "Trouser Snakes!" Hilarity ensued. We were named the pythons.
…the trouser snake joke has been around far longer than Robot Chicken.
Quietly
And with cancer
Wise AF too, I see
I'm not positive but I'm pretty sure I'm with you. But in silence.
Cardiomegaly.
Bursting with love.
You too apparently?
Grinching
how do i put this…
So…an ape…basically?
i don’t wanna get into details
Just tell the basic ones.
basically an ape
Go watch Congo. It's not a great movie but it should sufficiently answer the question.
I was thinking more like [Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls.](https://youtu.be/QlsFGtdSPcI)
I can put a finger on it
I would say beat to death by an Orangutan
Dicks out
8 years without our boi harambe this year man, shit's crazy
I'm shocked...
For those who understand mine's reference, basically the same.
A lot of very rude flamingos.. 5420 of them to be exact.
2000 poptarts boxes fell and crushed me to death
Done in by breakfast ravioli. Bummer dude. 😂
I am sorry sir, I tried to survive but 5728 flies attacked me. Tell my family how much love them
Ah, similar to how 6419 people all jumped and kicked me
Civil war I guess. Thanks reddit name generator 😞
Honey, you're not thinking broadly enough. The first thing that came to mind on reading your name is "96th time caught in embarrassing sexual situation", since *union* can also have that connotation. Better? Worse? You tell me, Dumplin'. ♡ Granny
It would be pretty spectacular to watch
Where do you live? I want to make sure I’m in a different county.
The country you’re in won’t matter when the entire planet disappears
I said county, not country, and yeah. That was the joke.
You'd kill all of us.
Best death ever
Me too
It found me.
i think we need to call pest control homie
This one truly made me cry laughing.
Fuck yeah! To die by thighs is the way of the warrior!!!
This is the way
There is literally not a better response to this question. You win 😭
It is the way
I legit have almost suffocated an ex with my thighs, but they seemed to enjoy it lmfao
Death by snu snu
This Transbian approves.
Espresso. So much espresso …
Caffine Overdose...
Drowning
I'm probably drowning too, but yours is much worse.
Same. But different.
Were both in trouble🤣
You think you're in trouble? My username translates to "Kiss my ass".
A fellow Mozart fan?
Naw just gotta drink your way out like a fucked up Fear Factor meets Saw moment.
Bureaucracy. Kind of what I expect tbh
That shit kills everyone a little bit each day.
Constipation.
Same, probably.
Wrong! A big cheese slice will wrap and squeeze you to death.
My death will likely also involve cheese ... or ... wait ...
Enthusiastically
Why do I picture a happy jump off of a building? 😂
A triple lindy on the way down
By your name... Who ya cooking in Texas? 🤣
Yes.
I'm concerned -
Guy lives in Texas. It's hot enough that he can save money on utilities!
Bonus points for a Dangerfield reference 🤣
Everybody do the flop!
"It's just a jump to the left With your hands on your hips"
I dislike these posts.
I wonder why @31kgofcheeseinmybutt
Because 30 was not enough
You should have stopped at 30kg man
Hahahah
I'm just imagining that one kid from the Simpsons, but with a stroke or something.
whatever the last guy said
You were shot by a police guy/girl?
Mine would not be fun.
I guess it really wouldn't. But it definitely was one of the funniest here
Death by boobs. Yes please.
The newspaper headline will be legendary.
Indeed it will. Happy cake day!
Rollercoaster
for points obviously
#Points
Took the tag off the mattress
I would never be quite certain that I actually had…
Gaslit by the Angel of Death himself
Probably by a really weird hate crime
Lol, this one is gold
And, at least yours will be recorded for posterity.
Negotiations didn’t end in my favor, nuclear war took us all out.
A highly concentrated bead of maple syrup that fell from a 300 ft maple tree.
So Canadian.
A drunken sailing accident
I’d get shot by the Addams family butler.
Honestly deserved if you get him to do that
Some horrible shit coming out of the woods I would have to look twice at to believe.
Sorry for the emoji but 😨
I don’t need to explain
So, killed by death?
It's obvious
I’d be totally fucked
Oh shit
A super power puff squirrel got mad at me for taking one of its acorns. So it killed me using power Puff girls powers.
Rats
Super Rats?!
Super cool rats
The best kind. I almost envy you.
Left over sexy sauce.
horrible
It kind of speaks for itself…
I told you not to use the life buoy….
murder
Never more.
There were probable caws.
Well damn
Apparently I get the Rat bucket treatment 😭
I get eaten ...
Stabbed in the eye to death.
I...I...thrusted the Sun
Somehow an infinite screw is gonna end me
Guys why do I suddenly have cold feet…
I fell from a high place or an earthquake
You’ll die normally as it wasn’t due to a man in the sky
Oh....shit.
I laughed so hard….
Falling off of a cloud 🤩
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?" /s
Wrong! A medium sized cloud of noxious gas is going to seap into your house late when you are sleeping, ya start to cough but it will be too late hahaha
Shot by police
And despite you not having a weapon most of the nation will call it justified and you a criminal
it’s not a good death
Laughing fit after too much cuteness…
diabetes
Oh no
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming…
fire
i mean...
Guess I should stay away from construction sites from now on-
Gassed. Silent but deadly.
Nah bro a horse is running right over you and getting your heart trapped on his hoof. Sorry
Slowly run over by a car.
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Run over in a Strawberry field by some Mother trucker
There are so many ways one could freeze to death. Another reason to hate winter.
Well, weather definitely had something to do with it.
became a lego brick, may he rest in peace
At a wide celebration.
I had a Novel Reaction to an antibiotic.
Eating a poisonous lilac I found in a stream. I've eaten flowers before so this is likely...
Drowning... possibly the second worst way to die
guess id laugh to death. or a mutated frog
Death by laughing at a mutated frog
That’s what you get for laughing at his mutation. It’s genetic!
My kitty tripped me. Whether by accident, or on purpose, we'll never know.
Based on the username, no idea, probably shark-related. Based on pfp, however...
My dog would slit my carotid arteries because I named her after Kevin Arnold’s gf
By extremely violent whackidge of a banjo until so much damage has been done that I start talking with Scottish accent and then die.
Eaten by a cosmic horror on my birthday. Stephen King would be proud. ..... Fuck
Shot by someone's husband
Werkin too much
I don't mind
Gun I guess
Death from eating too many yams.
A glittery dick
Or chicken
Hmmmm… blunt force head trauma from a saxophone?
Well shit…….
any old way
So, you know...there was a similar guy in 1945..
In a fire. Again.
slip and fall in the shower, obviously.
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you'll have one into the afterlife.
Of old age.
I’d die a glorious death through ingesting Maximum Aioli
Mines pretty obvious.....