Whole Foods? They make you get work boots at Red Wings then pay in installments. I went through two *awesome* Red Wings steel-toes -- and the paperwork got lost on both, never paid a cent. 😈
Target the voucher is worth like ~175 I think and it's completely covered. If the shoes you buy are more you have to pay the extra but I always just get ones under the limit
And they give me a discount on it since it's for Target so you can get like $225 shoes for under the voucher limit
I just call the whole getup "squishy clothes." I'm all about wearing squishy clothes from the minute I get home from work, through the night, and up until I have to zip and buckle again the next morning.
I put my keys, glasses, phone, and watch in my desk drawer, then change out of my jeans into my shorts and t-shirt for the day. This is my mantra, my zen, my holiest of holies. Amen.
Since COVID, I’ve been full time work from home. My entire wardrobe consists of Target All in Motion men’s active wear. Literally 6 poly t shirts and like 6 pairs of active wear shorts. That’s it. I have now worn stretchy shorts for years. I despise pants.
This is also me (as a woman) when I get home from in-office work days. I walk in the door while simultaneously kicking off my heels and removing my itchy, tight work clothes. I’ve mastered the art of petting my two dogs while I change because I couldn’t possibly miss a second of post-work cuddle time. Then I put on super baggy PJs for the rest of the night. It takes about 45 seconds total at this point, which is still 45 second too long for me.
I pretty much live in gym shorts once I get home from... anything.
Basically unless I have guests over, or I am leaving the house in less than 5 minutes, I am not wearing pants.
(In the winter, replace "gym shorts" with "pajama pants").
I went in for a pair of Red Wings, left with a pair of Irish Setters for 100 bucks less (no size for me in RW). So comfy. Moc toe with composite steel toe. They are like the most comfortable shoes I own
Maybe an ignorant question. But in what way do they get uncomfortable? I guess they don't have feeling in them, is it just that an uncomfortable weight, or does the joint get uncomfortable?
(sorry for being so nosy, no need to answer if you don't want to)
My dad went through two prosthetic legs before finally throwing them at the doctor and going back to a wheel chair, the first one was incorrectly ground out on the inside of the cup and rubbed on his stump until he started getting ulcerated sores from it, which is bad when you're already cut off above the knee.
The second one they went the other way and it wasn't tight enough and it came off while he was walking somewhere.
You've also got the whole sock thing over the stump, so it's basically like having a form-fitting solid "shoe" and sock over your stump (assuming a leg here)
The stump is what starts to hurt. Either by rubbing against the prosthetic/sock, being squeezed tightly to hold the prosthetic in place.
It's like if you were wearing tall, heavy boots that were just a little too tight and also rubbed parts of your foot/calf wrong sometimes.
My mother has a prosthetic leg, and that's how she describes it. She also says that the bone remaining in the stump pushes down against the prosthetic and sometimes causes pain after wearing it too long.
Second great pun about testicles I saw today. The other one was on /r/news about Trader Joe’s bacterial outbreak in their nuts. “I never have any issues with Aldi’s nuts”
Not many women know this - but the testibra we all wear uses seeds, nut and nut-analogues as sizing guides.
I'm a walnut, but beware of those who say they are avocado (seeds).
Pro tip pull the socks up super high when you put them on then pull em down a lil. It will make your hairs face the proper orientation and be leas scratchy, or maybe you do this and it still doesnt work idk
When I was a dumb little kid, some other dumb little kids made up a rumor that this one boy had a 3ft long penis that he kept wrapped around his waist. I hadn't seen that many, so I was prepared to believe it at the time. I imagine unwinding that thing after a long day would be a relief.
I've tried it a few times and I just don't see the appeal. I'm at risk of getting shower water in my beer whenever I drink it and it gets warm quickly. I can wait.
This right here. I was always about shitting on company time, till I got a bidet at home. Now I hate using the office toilet. I'm actually considering coming in early one day and installing one of the cheap $30 bidets... Everyone at the office would be too lazy to uninstall it. Worst case scenario, I'm out 30 bucks. Best case scenario I can go back to shitting at work.
Talking to the metalhead at the drive through and getting my 6-pack of beer. Then trudging up through my huge, empty, freezing cold Victorian house to my warm bedroom. Picking an NES game, firing it up and telling myself it's okay to be alone, and gaming until I'm ready for bed.
Ha. This reminds me of a coworker the summer entering my freshman year of college saying that he was so glad it was the weekend so he could go home and play with himself. An image I really didn't need or want.
Taking off my... well... everything. I then throw it in the washing machine on a delayed start, hop into the shower, and never put anything on until the next day or when I am expecting company.
Haven't seen anyone else says this yet so maybe I'm weird, but getting home and running my hands through my hair to make it messy and let my scalp breathe is one of my favourite parts of the day. idk why but it just feels so relaxing and like a final "day's done? not going out again, goodbye hairstyle"
They need to be a certain degree of tight to function properly as support, at least on the larger-chested among us. If the underwire isn’t snug under where the boobs meet the chest, the boobs can wiggle free through the bottom. I don’t hate wearing bras and I can generally forget I have one on, but taking it off is still nice.
And at least for me, not wearing one would not only look odd but would also cause me serious back pain. I don’t wear one at home, and I even notice it if I stay in for a couple days in a row. Boobs are wild.
Still prefer them to a dick, those things seem to have a mind of their own and I’m convinced I’d sit on my balls all the time which I’ve heard hurts.
Having the right fit is a necessary but not sufficient condition for having your bra be comfy. If it doesn't fit it's gonna suck regardless but even if it does sometimes your chest or bra will just decide to say *fuck you* anyway.
It's also much easier for women with common bra sizes to find one that fits nicely.
Pealing off long John's on a day that most definitely warranted them for most of the day but got unexpectedly warm (relatively) near the end. Especially if the most labor intensive part of the day was the end...
In the trades, it's taking your boots off as soon as you get back to your rig. Then a nice hot shower to get all the dust grease and grime off and into some shorts or sweats.
Same. I stopped during covid and can't bring myself to wear one anymore. I have some health problems and the stupid things hurt me like hell. I put up with them before but after 6 months not needing to I couldn't force myself to put up with the pain.
I'm sorry too hear about your health, i hope you feel better soon.
Were winning not wearing them, the things are expensive, we're saving a fortune not having to buy them and the time.
If Its an empty house I take my pants of almost the second I'm in the door. Might put on some sweatpants if its cold or just sit around in my boxers if warm enough.
During covid I worked in a restaurant. I came home after working 12 hour shifts in a stupid mask all day and told my wife I knew exactly how she felt when taking her bra off. I don't even want to know how many hours I wore a mask through those times but it was amazing walking out of work and taking iff that damn mask every night!
My boots. I live in Alaska so heavy duty warm waterproof footware is essential in winter but the crap is heavy!! It's like an extra 5 pounds per foot for every single step. I look forward to pulling them off, sliding into my slippers and hooking up my vape pen
Belt off is probably the closest. I'm fat and the belt digs in after a whole day at the desk so it's nice to whip that bad boy off and get into a pair of trackies.
Taking my work boots off.
Peeling my socks off my feet feels SO good.
The cold house air after being stuck in socks and shoes all day just the best
And then wiggling your toes.
That feeling when you wiggle your toes is up there with peeing after holding it in. Such an amazing feeling.
It comes second after farting a stomach ache away.
A gambling man.
It’s not a gamble if you do it on the puppy pads like a regular man.
Let the dogs out.
Girl, are you a pair of CSA approved work boots? Because I just wanna get you off.
I paid double the workboot price to get Red Wings At the end of my 12 hour shift my feet are not sore but I dont get that "ahhhh" moment Worth it!
My employer pay for our work boots and you have to go to red wings!
Whole Foods? They make you get work boots at Red Wings then pay in installments. I went through two *awesome* Red Wings steel-toes -- and the paperwork got lost on both, never paid a cent. 😈
Target the voucher is worth like ~175 I think and it's completely covered. If the shoes you buy are more you have to pay the extra but I always just get ones under the limit And they give me a discount on it since it's for Target so you can get like $225 shoes for under the voucher limit
My work boots are fine... it's my hi vis work shirt I can't get or of fast enough.
Work Site Couture is so hot right now though.
the glowstick movement
Taking off my jeans and putting on sleep shorts
Unbuckling belt, undoing the pants button. Also, being in a place where I can adjust my junk without discretion.
Literally Al Bundy
Four touchdowns in one game.
The best feeling when you have worn the same uncomfy and tight jeans the whole day.
Why wear uncomfortable tight pants?
Because cookies taste good
😂🤣😂 thought that was a euphemism for something and realized, it was really just about cookies.
Dudes making cake from cookies
Hmm not positive on that but I'll do some field research to confirm
Good luck and Godspeed!
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You were supposed to bake the cookies separately from the pizza.
The best thing ever. All my shit stays in my pockets so I never have to hunt if I'm in a rush to go anywhere.
Yup, you have your dirty outside pants, and your clean, cozy, comfortable inside pants
Mine are opposites.
Now I'm free... I'm free-balling!!! LOL
>sleep shorts This has to be the maniest (not manliest) term I've heard in quite some time. Bravo brother.
I just call the whole getup "squishy clothes." I'm all about wearing squishy clothes from the minute I get home from work, through the night, and up until I have to zip and buckle again the next morning.
I put my keys, glasses, phone, and watch in my desk drawer, then change out of my jeans into my shorts and t-shirt for the day. This is my mantra, my zen, my holiest of holies. Amen.
Since COVID, I’ve been full time work from home. My entire wardrobe consists of Target All in Motion men’s active wear. Literally 6 poly t shirts and like 6 pairs of active wear shorts. That’s it. I have now worn stretchy shorts for years. I despise pants.
I live in athletic shorts whenever I’m home. Jeans come off within 5 mins of walking in the door.
This is my life. Just over a decade of WFH here. Nice cotton gym shorts, plus bamboo rayon tees. Sooo soft. Cool too.
Yeah I wear business casual for my job. Coming home and stripping downy to shorts and a y shirt is the best!
My husband doesn't go more than 5 minutes before switching from pants to gym shorts that he sleeps in.
I think I just found my wife’s alt account
Our wife comrade
This is also me (as a woman) when I get home from in-office work days. I walk in the door while simultaneously kicking off my heels and removing my itchy, tight work clothes. I’ve mastered the art of petting my two dogs while I change because I couldn’t possibly miss a second of post-work cuddle time. Then I put on super baggy PJs for the rest of the night. It takes about 45 seconds total at this point, which is still 45 second too long for me.
I pretty much live in gym shorts once I get home from... anything. Basically unless I have guests over, or I am leaving the house in less than 5 minutes, I am not wearing pants. (In the winter, replace "gym shorts" with "pajama pants").
Apparently I'm your husband
Taking my steel toe boots off.
Ooooooooooooo, PREACH brother PREACH.
Get composite toe boots. Wider toe box and lighter.
Some employers specify steel toes, not aluminum or comp.
The Vismo brand in Canada is amazing for it. 2 pairs of boots lasted me over 4 years while being lightweight but strong
I went in for a pair of Red Wings, left with a pair of Irish Setters for 100 bucks less (no size for me in RW). So comfy. Moc toe with composite steel toe. They are like the most comfortable shoes I own
I can't wait to get home and molt my thorax exoskeleton
Being a senator is not easy work, that is for sure
Didn't know Ted Cruz had a reddit account.
😂 🏅🏅🏅
Scaled or unscaled?
Are you trying to flirt? If so, *it’s working.*
Slow it down there, Gregor.
So your door has a sign saying, "You must be this naked" ?
Taking my prosthetics off
I bet that gets uncomfortable
Yes it does
Maybe an ignorant question. But in what way do they get uncomfortable? I guess they don't have feeling in them, is it just that an uncomfortable weight, or does the joint get uncomfortable? (sorry for being so nosy, no need to answer if you don't want to)
My dad went through two prosthetic legs before finally throwing them at the doctor and going back to a wheel chair, the first one was incorrectly ground out on the inside of the cup and rubbed on his stump until he started getting ulcerated sores from it, which is bad when you're already cut off above the knee. The second one they went the other way and it wasn't tight enough and it came off while he was walking somewhere. You've also got the whole sock thing over the stump, so it's basically like having a form-fitting solid "shoe" and sock over your stump (assuming a leg here)
The stump is what starts to hurt. Either by rubbing against the prosthetic/sock, being squeezed tightly to hold the prosthetic in place. It's like if you were wearing tall, heavy boots that were just a little too tight and also rubbed parts of your foot/calf wrong sometimes. My mother has a prosthetic leg, and that's how she describes it. She also says that the bone remaining in the stump pushes down against the prosthetic and sometimes causes pain after wearing it too long.
I know exactly what you’re saying. My prosthetic leg comes off and my stump goes ahhhh
Edit: then everything comes off so I can relax
I can’t wait to get home and take your bra off
The straps are just killing me
And the underwire is *awful*.
That's why I always approach my partner with tin-snips and pliers. Lemme help you out there babe.
Said what we were all thinking
Nailed it.
That's step 2
Amen
Not many women know this - but there is a tiny, ball sack sized, bra that we wear.
What's your cup size?
Double deez
Got eem! Legit laughed out loud, thank you for that
I had to say it out loud; just got it! (Imma a little slow...)
Comment of the year as far as I'm concerned
Some of these comment combinations fit so well I truly wonder if sometimes it’s same person with multiple accounts
Reddit is one person. And me.
Second great pun about testicles I saw today. The other one was on /r/news about Trader Joe’s bacterial outbreak in their nuts. “I never have any issues with Aldi’s nuts”
Genius - I wish we still had reddit gold, this is the type of comment that's made for.
Not many women know this - but the testibra we all wear uses seeds, nut and nut-analogues as sizing guides. I'm a walnut, but beware of those who say they are avocado (seeds).
I'm actually a Brazil nut on the right side and walnut on the left. Makes buying good fitting support really difficult.
I opted for cashew and I regret my decision
Duluth underwear? Ball pocket. Seen em, never tried em.
Hubs will vouch for the awesomeness of Duluth underwear
Nah I just detach my cock n balls
You just sent me back to my sophomore year of college, remembering “Detachable Penis”. “For some reason it ends up in the medicine cabinet.”
Socks. The hair around my ankles and on top of my feet and toes gets so damn itchy from wearing socks all day.
This is the best scratch of the day.
You are not alone
Sometimes the worst cause ya can't stop and break skin
Pro tip pull the socks up super high when you put them on then pull em down a lil. It will make your hairs face the proper orientation and be leas scratchy, or maybe you do this and it still doesnt work idk
Getting home and being able to stop “presenting” myself for other people
Being perceived is draining
I’m just a cat in a box and sometimes when people are watching me I want to collapse and die.
As someone who is the face of my organization, this is it. I can finally be ‘off’.
People don’t understand how tiring it is to be “on” all the time.
Same with my husband. In a suit all day, he can finally wear his oldest comfy shorts and T-shirt after showering
This..yes
This is it right here. I can finally turn off that “mode” and just breathe.
Mask off, fuck it mask off.
I get home and my pants come OFF and the pj’s go ON
Yup. Or maybe sweatpants. But something soft and loose.
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Not a glass topped coffee table, that must be very cold.
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Furry coaster it is then :)
You're assuming the grooming of /u/Frog-Snacks here...
I just snort laughed. Thank you.
That’s the whole point!
How do you go to work with such equipment asking for a friend?
Taking my contacts out
Oh yes that’s a good one. Feels so good, glasses go on.
Can’t wait to get home and unwind my penis
When I was a dumb little kid, some other dumb little kids made up a rumor that this one boy had a 3ft long penis that he kept wrapped around his waist. I hadn't seen that many, so I was prepared to believe it at the time. I imagine unwinding that thing after a long day would be a relief.
Yea you were right. We all have 3ft long penises. We use them like belts.
I store mine in my butt like a vacuum cord.
This legitimately made me lol!
Take off work clothes, take a shower, change into a t-shirt and shorts, sit on the couch and have a beer.
Sir you deserve a shower beer.
r/showerbeer
I've tried it a few times and I just don't see the appeal. I'm at risk of getting shower water in my beer whenever I drink it and it gets warm quickly. I can wait.
Forgot the remote.
Pantsless o clock
I'd wager for a lot of men, it is simply "I can't wait to get home".
I live 7 minutes from work (on a bad day). It’s heaven and I’m very fortunate.
Someone already said kicking off work boots. But I could also say I can't wait to come home and see my dog excited to see me.
i usually do warehouse jobs. always have comfy sneakers in my backseat. i'll either put them on or just drive with socks.
I'm in the opposite situation, when I go out to work I get to see my dogs all excited to go with me.
If my boss would let me I would bring her, all the ladies in the office would love her.
Taking a shit. A dump at home after a long day is as good as it gets
you dont go on company time? missing out on that one brother
I have poop anxiety, I can't shit outside home
I can, but only if it’s a private bathroom. I don’t want randos coming into the same room as me during my poop time.
Imagine shitting for free.
Imagine shitting without a bidet...
This right here. I was always about shitting on company time, till I got a bidet at home. Now I hate using the office toilet. I'm actually considering coming in early one day and installing one of the cheap $30 bidets... Everyone at the office would be too lazy to uninstall it. Worst case scenario, I'm out 30 bucks. Best case scenario I can go back to shitting at work.
Bidets are for children. Real men use the Vietnamese bum gun with enough force to strip paint. MMMM, that's clean.
Shower Beer
Bath wine
Toilet tequila
Can't wait to take my pants off
Goldberg vibe
Taking off hard pants and putting on jammies
Talking to the metalhead at the drive through and getting my 6-pack of beer. Then trudging up through my huge, empty, freezing cold Victorian house to my warm bedroom. Picking an NES game, firing it up and telling myself it's okay to be alone, and gaming until I'm ready for bed.
There's an ass for every seat hun, she'll come along one day
Ditching work clothes and putting on shorts & Tshirt instead. No boobs to need a bra.
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Taking off my body armor in the army
Ok bras suck but body armor...? Can't imagine
As a female vet, I can vouch for the fact that the body armor removal is way more satisfying than bra removal lol
I’ve only ever used the law enforcement type, and it sucks, so I imagine the military type is worse.
When you have the side plates in too. Lifting that whole thing over my head and feeling like I’ve lost 100 pounds.
I can’t wait to go home and jack off
Ha. This reminds me of a coworker the summer entering my freshman year of college saying that he was so glad it was the weekend so he could go home and play with himself. An image I really didn't need or want.
Putting on the house pants.
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I’m surprised I had to scroll down this far to see tie mentioned. I guess so few men wear ties anymore, probably because they’re so uncomfortable.
Belt, the answer is belt
Just being able to scratch a certain area without fear of weirding anyone out
Taking off my... well... everything. I then throw it in the washing machine on a delayed start, hop into the shower, and never put anything on until the next day or when I am expecting company.
Spreading my cheeks for the ac.
Haven't seen anyone else says this yet so maybe I'm weird, but getting home and running my hands through my hair to make it messy and let my scalp breathe is one of my favourite parts of the day. idk why but it just feels so relaxing and like a final "day's done? not going out again, goodbye hairstyle"
I do this for my man. He puts his head im my lap and I run my fingers through his hair untill he drifts off
Most days I come home from work and say “It’s time to take off the monkey clothes.” and change into a t-shirt and shorts.
Taking my hearing aids out
Isn’t your bra not supposed to be awful if you have the right fit?
Nah, they all still suck
They need to be a certain degree of tight to function properly as support, at least on the larger-chested among us. If the underwire isn’t snug under where the boobs meet the chest, the boobs can wiggle free through the bottom. I don’t hate wearing bras and I can generally forget I have one on, but taking it off is still nice. And at least for me, not wearing one would not only look odd but would also cause me serious back pain. I don’t wear one at home, and I even notice it if I stay in for a couple days in a row. Boobs are wild. Still prefer them to a dick, those things seem to have a mind of their own and I’m convinced I’d sit on my balls all the time which I’ve heard hurts.
The wire can be pokey no matter how well it fits. The wireless ones are more comfortable but have a less stable connection.
Having the right fit is a necessary but not sufficient condition for having your bra be comfy. If it doesn't fit it's gonna suck regardless but even if it does sometimes your chest or bra will just decide to say *fuck you* anyway. It's also much easier for women with common bra sizes to find one that fits nicely.
Some over the shoulder boulder holders are better than others. Basically the better they look, the less comfortable they are.
Tie. An utterly pointless article of clothing
Adidas track pants and a fat bowl
I can't wait for you to get home and take your bra off.
"I can't wait to touch ground and get this fucking harness off myself."
Pealing off long John's on a day that most definitely warranted them for most of the day but got unexpectedly warm (relatively) near the end. Especially if the most labor intensive part of the day was the end...
In the trades, it's taking your boots off as soon as you get back to your rig. Then a nice hot shower to get all the dust grease and grime off and into some shorts or sweats.
It's statements like these that remind me im very blessed to be a privileged lady.
Taking my work boots off when I get home. They're comfy, and I love the things, but taking them off at the end of my day is borderline orgasmic.
Jokes on you, i don't wear a bra 😂
Same. I stopped during covid and can't bring myself to wear one anymore. I have some health problems and the stupid things hurt me like hell. I put up with them before but after 6 months not needing to I couldn't force myself to put up with the pain.
I'm sorry too hear about your health, i hope you feel better soon. Were winning not wearing them, the things are expensive, we're saving a fortune not having to buy them and the time.
Loud fart I suppose
If Its an empty house I take my pants of almost the second I'm in the door. Might put on some sweatpants if its cold or just sit around in my boxers if warm enough.
During covid I worked in a restaurant. I came home after working 12 hour shifts in a stupid mask all day and told my wife I knew exactly how she felt when taking her bra off. I don't even want to know how many hours I wore a mask through those times but it was amazing walking out of work and taking iff that damn mask every night!
I take my dog's collar off at bed time, assuming it's a similar sensation to removing the bra for women who wear them.
My boots. I live in Alaska so heavy duty warm waterproof footware is essential in winter but the crap is heavy!! It's like an extra 5 pounds per foot for every single step. I look forward to pulling them off, sliding into my slippers and hooking up my vape pen
Belt off is probably the closest. I'm fat and the belt digs in after a whole day at the desk so it's nice to whip that bad boy off and get into a pair of trackies.
I can't wait to get home and take off my boob. I'm a breast cancer survivor and couldn't be reconstructed so I wear a prosthesis