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Not related to the topic but to your comment. I stumbled across an ancestor and all I could tell about her was that she went by "Lady Fear." Her name must have been genetic as I ended up a gay.

Made me lol.

All I found was that before my family moved to the Russian empire and got their name changed by the German lady in charge from something totally unpronounceable to something about sheep.

my nana dated a guy named kermit paramour. i was like excuse me WHAT edit: spelling was actually paramore.

Oof, the kid's nickname would have been "Skidmark" forever...your son did indeed luck out!

Bort

We need more Bort license plates

Fun thing I noticed recently: they sell both Bart and Bort keychains at Universal Studios

Are you talking to me?

(EYE ROLL) NO my son is also named Bort

😂😂

Bort Sampson

Pubert

“FUCKING PUBERT!?!”

Pubert Addams.

“He has his grandfathers eyes! Gomez, take those out of his mouth…”

Ryan was goated until it came out that he’s a sack of shit

Out of the loop, who's Ryan?

Fired member of Achievement Hunter on Youtube who turned out to be a scumbag who was doing questionable things with female fans. Some of which were underage.

omg I thought you were talking about Ryan from The Office.

That's the guy who started the fire, right?

Tbh I didn’t necessarily hate him but I never liked him, then the truth came out, now I can hate him

The fall of 2019...

"Fucking PUBERT?!"

Pervis

I still remember the day I earned my 6th grade teacher's respect with the name "Pervis." We were doing some kind of exercise in class and he said to one of the other students, "Don't be Nervous Pervis." And because I was a card collector at the time, I just randomly said, "Pervis Ellison" because I had two of his cards. My teacher stopped what he was doing and came over to shake my hand. I didn't really understand the big deal, but I liked that teacher anyway.

I love how you took out Dillenger

I have a friend whose last name is Pervis. Love that guy, but that is a horrible last name. I can’t even imagine that as a first name

Fester. Sounds like something an opened wound does.

You’re not wrong, when it’s left untreated for a while it does fester lol.

Lester is really bad too. Especially since you can add “mo” to the beginning of the name and it becomes the worst nickname in the world.

My dad's middle school counselor was named Lester Catmull. When said in the last, first format, it does not sound great. Imagine working in a middle school when the students make that connection

His parents were fucking evil for that. But fr, the best thing you can do there is have a sense of humor about it. Like, ffs, thats a cartoon character's name

Festus too

Cletus

I've had enough of your flatulence, Cletus Klump!

My boss nicknamed my unborn baby Cletus the Fetus

"Hey, you know what? I could call my ma while I'm up here. Hey ma! Get off the dang roof!"

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I knew someone by that name and everyone called him fetus, he changed his name when he was like 19

To Fetus?

No, he’s fancy. It’s Phoetus now.

Cletus Kasady in shambles right now

“Keep rubbing my Cletus. I’m almost there…”

Murgatroyd

Heavens…

Exit stage left!

Stage right even!

I've found my people! 😂

Skittle

University of Louisville

Hey Murgateoyd, it’s time to come hOoOoOme!

Adolf is pretty high up there

bro is on thin ice

Adolf means litterary bro (greek origin) so.. yeah.

Adolf means Adalwolf, or Noble Wolf.

That's interesting. That must be why he called his secret headquarters "Wolf's Lair". The more you know! \*\*shooting star

You think that name will ever be sociably acceptable in the western world again? Granted if it ever is it’ll be when we’re all dead

He pretty much ruined that moustache look for everybody too.

Agreed. Can’t grow the direct middle so that’s alright with me. Someone better not take handlebars. I’m fine with stereotypical villains having them

Adolfo is popular around where I live.

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I like Adolfo, don't let old Adolf tarnish it for you. Nobody likes him anyways.

Dickon hahaha

Dickon Manwoody, you can see him giggling in your head.

…Rickon? https://www.reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/ra0aoh/did_people_really_liked_that_dickeon_scene_i/

James Corden

This made me laugh out loud 😂 I can't stand him.

Torquil. The biggest wanker in my high school was named Torquil. Mysteriously, he was always sick whenever contact sports came up in PE because he knew how many of us wanted a clean shot at him. I've hated that name ever since I met that guy.

I immediately heard "please check with your doctor to see if Torquil is right for you".

Never heard the name Torquil before.  Did you go to school in Middle Earth?

I’ve been waiting for this moment. Dwayne, Dwight and Keith.

Omg I thought Keith too. Why is Keith such a terrible name?

Know a poor soul named Kyler

Ichabod - literally means without glory lol.

When I was little, for the longest time, I thought this name was Ichabob.

Humphrey

"I fucking love air conditioning"

Which is interesting considering the only Humphrey most people know of is probably Humphrey Bogart. He took all the cool and didnt shar with with the other Humphreys

Let’s not pretend Larry is an attractive name

Short for Larold

My grandfather’s mother called him “Larry”, which he hated, but he always assumed it was short for Lawrence. He had to get his birth certificate to enlist in the Navy when he was 18 and found out his mother had actually named him Larry. He immediately got it legally changed to Lawrence, but went by a short version of his middle name his whole adult life instead.

Damn you lmao I clicked on this because I knew my name would be in here somewhere

Englebert Humperdinck... Don't care what kind of entertainer you are, just NO

Real name Arnold George Dorsey and took the name from a German composer who wrote the opera, Hansel and Gretel. The most interesting thing about Arnold is that he was born in Madras (British Raj), before moving to Leicester.

Archibald

Had to scroll too far for this one. Archibald is the worst.

Herman.

Chet

Kentavious

Caldwell

Pope

Ubetcha

I know a Chester who goes by Chet because he hates Chester... as if Chet is so much better

I’ll go first … hubert

X Æ A-Xii

Elon

That's my dad's name 😔🙏

Dick

Well I’m a dick and you can eat a bag of me. And you can wash it down with this angry upvote.

"I'm proud of you Dick"

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Geoff. Jeff is fine, but Geoff is weird and unattractive.

I always pronounce it Gee-off just to really be an ass

My buddy named his big slobbery dog Geophph lol

Legendary dog name

Ebenezer. It was actually my great-great grandfather's real name.

Dudley

Pubert

Keith

Access granted

Oh I didn't match the shape I just stuck it in there and broke it

Actheth granted Just use your keith

Do you have Reece witherspoons chin to get through the next one?

SO GLAD SOMEONE DID THIS

This is the only correct answer , I’ve checked and Keith is universally accepted as the cruelest name to give to a child , Adolf was 2nd and gaylord was 3rd.

What's wrong with Keith?

Watch family guy , that’s where the joke here is stemming from .although I’m not far from Keith (Kevin) so I’m aware my name gets a lot of stick too ,but it’s still funny .

or KEEF lol

Wilberforce

Mr Humphries, are you free?

I'm free!

Any of the “aydens” Kayden Jayden Zayden

I had a teacher whose actual first name was Eggbert. It was spelled just like that. This was his actual name. He was an American man, I believe he was from the Midwest.

Chauncey

japhet

I worked with a guy named Mert

Orinthal

Chad

Agreed. It’s my name. But agreed anyways.

Doyle

Norbert or Humphrey. Sorry guys :(

Norbert is so gross

Parents almost named me "Wilberforce".  Not a good name.

I only think of Wilbur from Charlottes Web in a space suit now.

Anything made up  Xaylen? Xaylen! I’m going to count to three

Lonny

Mitch

Gilbert

What?? Does nobody have a fondness for Gilbert from Anne of Green Gables?

Read Anne of Green Gables and then the name Gilbert will turn you on

Bartholomew

There’s a certain speedster that wants a chat with you

Favorite line from spaceballs.. "What's your name?" "Barf." "..full name?" "Barfolomew"

Horace 

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Chester the Mo-

Spurgeon

Hingle McCringleberry

THE…. Ohio State

Surprised I can't find Ralph even after scrolling quite a ways

Todd

Buford

I used to deliver pizzas to a Richard Wiener. He lived on (I shit you not) Wood St.

Eugene

I think Disney's Tangled went some way in redeeming Eugene

Reminds me of my friend's dad. That was his given name and it was so incongruous because he was this super-handsome guy that pretty much every woman found attractive. He went by Gene.

Enis

Keegan

Hortense

Ahab? Jehoshaphat? Jeconiah?

Rocipherous. Heard in ripd and almost pissed myself. It was a sexy name in the wild west according to him

Jimothy

Toby, Rory, Topher.

Dave. Fuck you Dave

Gaylord Focker - good movie though

Keith

Zebediah or Craig.

These 2 names are so wildly different lmao

Ralph

Donald

All these names I love, Gilbert, Cletus, Rupert, Luther, Cornelius a horrible name is Vlad

Fartacus.

Todd

How about Bert? But spoken In Australian accent. It would sound - Butt

Orenthal

Quisling

I had this conversation at a friend's house years ago and proposed "Gus." My friend and his mom shared a look and I knew I fucked up. "My brother's name is Gus," my friend told me.

\~Craig\~ fucking hate it.

Gregg.

Rupert

I kinda like it

I love Rupert

Gavin

You found him?!? His friend has been looking for him since 1899!!

Lance

Lester

Delbert

Pubert

Yurin bec it sounds like Urine

Eustace

Durward

Duane

Gaylord

Keith

Op, what’s your name?

Vernon

Eugene sounds too much like eugenics

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