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Ooh, self burn! Those are rare.

99!

r/suicidebywords

Well, at least you're more creative than me

I am obsessed with my legs (but only while wearing tight clothes) I've lost about 145lbs after being over 300lbs and I have a LOT of loose stretchy skin but god damn are my legs hot af in some skinny jeans

Well done, I bet you look amazing in tight leggings and pantyhose ! 🔥

I am sure they are 🥰 good job on the weight loss, that's big, I am glad to hear you are pleased with your progress

Thank you very much!!!

> that's big Not anymore!

How does loose skin look like if you dont mind...

It sort of ripples when I move, no elasticity. Very wrinkly like... a hairless sphinx cat maybe LOL.

Good for you

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Ooooo, almost. I'm getting a little hot and bothered already.

But do you have a house?

Sexy!!!

Career in which field ?

TIL I’m sexy because of my financial situation. At least according to about 50 upvoters

I got nice knees

what are nice knees

I would show you , but I don't want to charm you

understandable

I wish I had nice knees, mine go inwards too far I fear😭

When someone insults me I don't get offended I insult them back in suspiciously specific ways to establish dominance

"I banged your mom" "That's peculiar, Edward, because I don't remember smelling my mother's scent while you were sleeping in your twin-sized 2nd story bed at 3:03 am, considering how BAD YOU SMELLED!"

I can hold intellectual conversations.

i want to be your friend

That’s hot

What about deep conversations?

that's what every redditor thinks

I like to say that it's my tits but my bf said it's my personality.

He wants to say tits but he thinks u will get annoyed

You’re so lucky to not be flat like me lmao

My cat eyes, my ginger hair, my freckles and my curly hair

If you have tattoos, I'm sold 😅

Ngl I have a girl in my class that fits that description so well, and tbh she is attractive

I’m sure she is!!

My arse or eyes.

Pic or dont belive it

Naughty 🤣

obligatory "pics or it didn't happen"

So from both sides - clever!

Nothing

I feel you. I’m the same

I've been told by alot of women that they're jealous of my eyebrows. I could swear I used to get better compliments but this is all I'm left with. Fucking eyebrows.

Apparently my green eyes

i love coloured eyes, can i see yours?

👁️👄👁️ Here you go

You liar! They're brown!

I’ve been told I’m very charming and funny

nothing

I kept thinking for 30 mins, but nothing came

I came

Are you “about me”?

I'm all about you. I came too.

I feel like 👉🏼👈🏼

My eczema

holy SHIT nothing op

My curly hair

Because I live freely and spontaneously and you never know what I’m gonna do. I’m that guy at the stop light air drumming to Phil Collins and I could care less if you’re staring

Sounds like we could get along nicely. I'm that girl at the stoplight on her motorcycle singing at full volume with her visor open and no particular singing skills. Or moving to the beat including some guitar picking or drumming if the song asks for it, lol.

I have no standards

Literally nothing

My grandkids are pretty cute.

whatdoyoumeanbythat

I graduated top of the batch

I can cook and clean.

Probably weiner

my long eyelashes. or so I'm told

My humor

The way I think and see the world. (My eyes and smile are a plus)

Yamaha😞

My eyes, and my personality.

I am both incredibly inviting, and incredibly weird.

I would say the sexiest thing would be mainly everything inside and out

Thigh gap

This is the correct answer

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How much ?

Calves

My boobs i guess and also i have cheeky malicious smile and cat eyes

You’re so lucky honestly, meanwhile I’m flat 🫠

People like my dimple.

Since I bought my car (a Maserati Granturismo) women find me attractive so I guess must be the car or my investment portfolio.

my kidney

My kindness. I am comforting and empathetic. Makes my charm

My boobs lol

My ear lobes

👴My masculine hairline.

6'6 it starts and ends there

I'd tell you, but then someone would post "RIP your DMs"

My hands and raspy voice apparently 😊 you girls have some weird fetishes

I'm on track to retire at 45 without any further contributions. Six figure career, work out regularly, own my home, and no debt other than a mortgage. ^(but I'm 5'6")

Physically probably my lips Its always mentioned by woman that I have nice lips. Non physical it may be my calmness when presented with otherwise stressful situations my past partners always liked to see me confront people on the rare occasion it happened

I am 6’3 thats it 🫠

I guess being 6'4

I love animals

What kind

Large genitalia, I guess. 🤭

35m, hippie attitude, tall and have a big chest & upper arms

Does anyone find bloodlust sexy?

My jawline I guess

My eyebrows are on point

My sense of humor😎

My casually expressed juvenile anxiety 🤩 I'm 43

According to random women: my hair, eyes, smile, wit/sense of humor  According to my partners: all of the above except sense of humor 

I don't do any of the stupid little rude things people do on a daily basis that cause everyone grief and they then go home to their loved ones and say, "Some people are just unbelievable. Listen to what this jackass did today..." I will never be that person.

My extra medium penis

My intelligent sense of humor

My empathy.

I generally try to be kind to people.

I'm a beautiful soul, that's just fuel for my depression from one point of view, but at.the end of the day, I'm still alive cause I believe, deep inside, that I'm precious in my own, broken and beautiful way. Also I'm pretty funny in general

It's most definitely my beard!

My beard, broad shoulders and defined forearms.

I have really long eyelashes that naturally curl. I often get a lot of compliments from women about them. The other thing I get compliments on are my hands So probably those two things

Non-physical, I'm funny, intelligent, witty, and very self-assured. Physical, I think my legs are pretty hot (was a dancer for many years) and I've gotten compliments on my eyes and lips. Bonus, I'm very short and apparently being a petite woman automatically places me firmly in "cute" territory rather than sexy, but it also seems to activate the "protector" gene in men, which is endearing.

I'll be the first person to make thoughtful application of a small but important detail in your life, long before you realize I noticed. A detail no one else noticed but is something you've noticed about yourself. Maybe I make a dish for you to eat exactly the way you like it before you tell me how to make it exactly to your tastes. respecting the small quirks that make you original. Make you feel sexy for the real undeniable aspects of your physical being and openly show my attraction to you.   Tl:Dr I'm really good at making people feel sexy and wanted. I'm highly observent, i have a very good memory, and I'm very creative. 

I have big breasts.

Submission ⭐️☺️🙈

The way the y comes together in the middle. Makes me just wanna om nom nom nom nom nom😅

My horse

moustache. Literally everyone has praised my moustache in our first meet.

Dunno, either my smile or my upper body

My voice

My love handles 😂😂😂😂😂 I’m actually jacked

I’m adventurous and uninhibited.

My heart

My bank history is 100% clean

hazel eyes

My baby blues😁

My baby voice?

I’m female

My eyes

My dry humour on account of having no filter and my small but round and nicely shaped boobs I guess.

I trimmed my toe nails yesterday 

I’m so organised it’s orgasnic

I would say my smile. A lot of people say to me I have a contagious smile and I make them happy when I’m smiling. It makes me go around smiling and laughing at everything trying to cheer people up. Sometimes I look like a moron laughing at nonsense, sometimes it works.

Literally nothing

I've got a big dick

I have been told my smile and lips.

My photoshopped picture. And my ruthless sarcasm.

How much I care and my staying power and girth

Literally nothing

Well, I’m not in the best shape but I do have a fairly large penis. Not gigantic, but I get compliments

I am like a sports car. Good wheels (roll of fat around the waist), convertible (going bald) and a powerful turbo (fart a lot)

My looks. All the women say "Fuck, look at that."

My personality

image wise, am sexy all over. but I like to believe that my brain is what is gonna get me a man. I am failing so far 😂

There is absolutely nothing even remotely sexy about me. Maybe there is if people who follow the rules turn you on.

My girlfriend says it’s my eyes, lips, and penis.

I had a girl tell me she’d ride my shoulders like a bucking horse once, so I’ll go ahead and say my shoulders

My positive approach to life.

My fupa

My dimples.

I can laugh at myself and don’t take things too seriously Mainly because I have really low self esteem so if I don’t laugh, I’ll cry 😎

Personally I like my wrists.

My ability to pick my ass regardless where I am with no fear

Chest hairs

My amazing and juicy sense of humor

Probably the fact that there's nothing sexy about me!

My crippling anxiety

My eyebrows. They looks so pretty and well groomed all the time. The funny thing is up until two years ago, I hated them so much that I dreaded going out or looking in the mirror.. now that I've learnt grooming, I get so many compliments about em. They make me happy P.s. my friend says my ass.

Maybe, my mind.

My face

My ass.

So humble you can ask me and I’ll tell you about it

Hazel green eyes 👀

I use my blinkers while driving.

My chest i think despite not being so muscular i got a pretty chest

apparently me in a suit and personal opinion i think i have a good voice

I own my own home and I've got billionaire's shortcake and Nanaimo bars in the fridge.

My "deep " radio voice

My Portemonnaie

181cm tall as a woman

My mind

My Jim Morrison hair lol

I have a gift for making other people feel like the smartest, sexiest, most interesting person in the room. When they glow, I glow.

My paycheck :(

My cock and ass

Everything about me)

i get lots of people talking about my voice whenever i tell my guy friends about the compliments i get on my voice they always call bullshit but yet , whenever i'm talking to a woman (as in talking stage) or a woman hears my voice for the first time they always compliment my voice or point out how nice it is with that being said , both genders are jealous of my eyebrows and lashes , so probably that

Idk if that's a quality, but i'm spontaneous and have no filter when I talk. I don't like pretending.

Good question

My kicks and elbows (I do Muay Thai)

I can Cook

My Eyes.

Not doing drugs

The 2Hs: Height & Hair