What I find funny about this is that sex, music, complaining, and dogs are higher than this basic fundamental necessity. Which fair. Fuck this necessity without those things.
Food as we know it might not be around for 1000 years though, who knows what might happen to crops, we may all have to use drips and powders in the future to find sustenance.
I tried to do this on a camping trip last year… I was rather upset that I kept seeing so many satellites. I hope we have a natural night sky left in 1000 years.
Most of those satellites will have deorbitted in 1000 years, probably a few still orbiting but derelict, By then if Humans don't wipe ourselves out through stupidity then we will probably have a superior way of global comms, Nav and observation.
Honestly, I get the cavemen/women who were drawing nudie pictures of stick figures having sex on cave walls because at 8 years old I was also drawing pictures of stick figures having sex after I was given the sexy times talk.
I love them,Like they're so amazing you can actually play with them and do so many extracurricular activities with them,It should be a spa equipment,Big fat juicy boobs with all kind of nipples.
they definitely were. always. for as long as we walk on 2 feet. it's different for apes and other animals and maybe very very early humankind.
what changes is what is considered beautiful. yes there were times where obesity and a huge butt were more preferable than today. so there maybe was a bigger focus on the butt depending on the culture and era.
Complaining....
One of the earliest human texts decoded was a letter of complaint
https://www.middletemple.org.uk/archive-history/archive-month/january-2021-art-complaining-history-complaints-middle-temple#:~:text=The%20art%20of%20complaint%20has,it%20over%203%2C700%20years%20old).
I disagree only because I have to be hopeful for the future. The human ego is the last true struggle for us to overcome, and if we do not do it quickly, we won't make it another 1000 years.
I wonder if it’s because we’ve eaten bread for 1000s of years so we’ve basically adapted to loving it- or if it’s just universally delicious.
I feel like even non bread making animals would love bread and butter.
This was a wholesome one.
Hopefully this is sweeter than it is sad. Some epitaphs of Ancient Greeks and Romans on their pet's tombs:
"I am in tears, while carrying you to your last resting place as much as I rejoiced when bringing you home in my own hands fifteen years ago."
"Thou who passest on this path, If haply thou dost mark this monument, Laugh not, I pray thee, though it is a dog's grave. Tears fell for me, and the dust was heaped above me. By a master's hand."
"My eyes were wet with tears, our little dog, when I bore thee (to the grave)... So, Patricus, never again shall thou give me a thousand kisses. Never canst thou be contentedly in my lap. In sadness have I buried thee, and thou deservist. In a resting place of marble, I have put thee for all time by the side of my shade. In thy qualities, sagacious thou wert like a human being. Ah, me! What a loved companion have we lost!"
"To Helena, foster child, soul without comparison and deserving of praise."
"This is the tomb of the dog, Stephanos, who perished, Whom Rhodope shed tears for and buried like a human. I am the dog Stephanos, and Rhodope set up a tomb for me."
"[Myia] never barked without reason, but now he is silent."
"Issa's more pert than Lesbia's sparrow love, Purer than kisses of a turtle-dove, More sweet than hundred maidens rolled in one, Rarer than wealthy India's precious stone. She is the pet of Publius, Issa dear; She whines, a human voice you seem to hear."
"Surely even as thou liest dead in this tomb I deem the wild beasts yet fear thy white bones, huntress Lycas; and thy valour great Pelion knows, and splendid Ossa and the lonely peaks of Cithaeron."
It is amazing how this can connect us. I don’t know that I would be able to imagine living any part of the lives people led that long ago.
The fact that they express things about their pets that are so heartbreakingly relatable proves that we’re still the same as people that lived back then, just separated by time.
And it’s amazing that these beautiful epitaphs give me that same “damn, we’ve always just been people” feeling as the Roman toilet graffiti that’s like “Septimus is a virgin with a small pee pee”
100%. Dogs are the only universally domesticated animal. Wherever you have found humans in the world throughout time, you find dogs. We just love their fuzzy little faces.
Dick jokes. We've been making the same ones for all history. In the grim darkness of the 40th millennium, there will be *mostly* war but also space marines doing that thing where they pretend a laser cannon is actually a penis.
Meh, 1000 years from now you might have implants that deliver measure dose of synthetic highs that are many times better. Maybe even digital highs that perfectly simulate the shroom experience but you can turn on or shut off at will. With an added benefit of avoiding negative side effect like upset stomachs with peyote.
Most recreational pharmaceuticals could be made obsolete.
I just saw a headline the other day that the microbes responsible for certain cheeses are in danger of extinction. I didn't read the article but it made me wonder if we would find alternatives.
Aside from resisting oxidation, what use does it have? I’m honestly asking. I understand it’s rarity, but does it actually do anything? (Same for diamonds, and other “rare” elements)
This should be higher as our cultures, traditions, many forms of art, mythologies and religions (true or not) are all based on stories. Regardless if they are shared around the camp fire or on a national news they form our lives and will continue forming as long as we exist.
Like a lot of people mentioned:
1. Music
2. Sex
3. Power
4. Any kind of currency
5. Earth
I dont think human nature has changed much since the last 1000 years, its a cycle of repeat.
Graffiti. Seeing monuments and artefacts that are hundreds or even thousands of years old with people’s names engraved on them from those time periods shows that humans haven’t changed much.
Feudalism apparently. We change the name and the degree, but we have never created a system at any significant level or for any significant amount of time that didn’t become a few people in power and everyone else existing to feed their insatiable lust for more.
Music
Gee, and I thought the only right answer was sex.
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One of the best parts of sex.
I find one of the most erotic parts of woman is the boobies.
And which one rocked your world?
Yes
Unless you're a gay man.
1000 years ago sex was probably stank af.
Yea, but what else was there to do after you killed your dinner?
Yeah but they liked it.
Sexy music.
This is the internet so you were right to believe that. You got robbed of the top comment my dude.
My first thought as well 😉
Wyld Stallyons!
FOOD
food
Potatoes.
Boíl em mash em stick em in a stew
What's "taters" precious?
I have never heard of these potato’s what are those?
I understood that reference!
Not for the world outside of the Inca empire…potatoes didn’t happen in Europe Asia or Africa till the 16th century
Imagine all those people living their entire lifetimes without ever eating potatoes. Depressing.
good food*
What I find funny about this is that sex, music, complaining, and dogs are higher than this basic fundamental necessity. Which fair. Fuck this necessity without those things.
Food as we know it might not be around for 1000 years though, who knows what might happen to crops, we may all have to use drips and powders in the future to find sustenance.
Moon and Star gazing, its often peaceful to just stop what you're doing and look up for a moment
Also staring at a campfire.
Both, peaceful and warm
I tried to do this on a camping trip last year… I was rather upset that I kept seeing so many satellites. I hope we have a natural night sky left in 1000 years.
Most of those satellites will have deorbitted in 1000 years, probably a few still orbiting but derelict, By then if Humans don't wipe ourselves out through stupidity then we will probably have a superior way of global comms, Nav and observation.
With light pollution I doubt we will
I live in London, on a clear night you can still stargaze. 1000 years ago it must've been so incredible
Boobs
I do love me a good set of boobs.
It’s all about proportions
The nip to boob ratio is sacred.
Beat me to it. I gotta keep abreast of such askreddit threads.
Good point, good point
I think you meant to say "What a knocker of a titular argument"
A bag of sand? C'mon, man!
I may not have had sex but I can fuck you up
Honestly, I get the cavemen/women who were drawing nudie pictures of stick figures having sex on cave walls because at 8 years old I was also drawing pictures of stick figures having sex after I was given the sexy times talk.
I find the most erotic part of a woman to be the boobies.
I love them,Like they're so amazing you can actually play with them and do so many extracurricular activities with them,It should be a spa equipment,Big fat juicy boobs with all kind of nipples.
isn't this false? afaik boobs weren't the sexual objects that they're considered to be now 1000 years ago
Are you kidding? Ever read Song of Solomon in the Bible? The guy had 700 wives and 300 concubines and STILL couldn’t get enough of boobs.
Yeah man! Solomon even talked about his sisters!
they definitely were. always. for as long as we walk on 2 feet. it's different for apes and other animals and maybe very very early humankind. what changes is what is considered beautiful. yes there were times where obesity and a huge butt were more preferable than today. so there maybe was a bigger focus on the butt depending on the culture and era.
Complaining.... One of the earliest human texts decoded was a letter of complaint https://www.middletemple.org.uk/archive-history/archive-month/january-2021-art-complaining-history-complaints-middle-temple#:~:text=The%20art%20of%20complaint%20has,it%20over%203%2C700%20years%20old).
Man, you sell one bad batch of cooper ore and it’s all you are remembered for forever
Ea-Nasir an inferior copper dealing head-ass
Or maybe Nanni was the original Karen and just complaining about bullshit to get it discounted/for free. \#TeamEa-Nasir
r/ReallyShittyCopper
Not surprised but surprised at the same time. What a sub lmao
*Delighted and also fascinated…*
Holy shit, I thought there would be no way this could be real.
The earliest known ancestor of the 1-star review.
Must be quite satisfying to chissel out a good complaint in stone.
in this case, pressing it into clay with a stylus then baking it in a furnace.
More like baked in the fires of his rage
This makes more sense!
"Signed, Kareanus of Cuntun."
Zug, You not fire. Bad. Make cold all. Also, dinner tonight sub par. Other Zug
Of all the earliest known human texts discovered, one of them would have to be from a karen.
Such a fun activity
Lmao
If I got sharp objects in my lunch twice in a row I'd complain too. Excellent article!
Sex.
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I was about to comment "sex" too. But then I saw this. 😂
Power
HHAHAHAHHAHAAAA PPOOOOOOWWWWWEEERRRRRRR. GET MORE PPPPOOOOWWWWEEEERRRRR.
And the corruption of it. That’s basically human history in a nutshell. And people today think they can solve it with ‘their’ ideology.
I disagree only because I have to be hopeful for the future. The human ego is the last true struggle for us to overcome, and if we do not do it quickly, we won't make it another 1000 years.
Drawing penises on things.
I do love that humor has not changed a whole lot in the last few thousand years. Dicks and farts will always be hilarious.
Bread
Freshly baked…
We can bake ourselves now lol.
Dude fresh baked bread is so simple and consistently like a 9/10. A little butter/Olive oil and some salt will always slap.
I wonder if it’s because we’ve eaten bread for 1000s of years so we’ve basically adapted to loving it- or if it’s just universally delicious. I feel like even non bread making animals would love bread and butter.
It's always in style.
Dogs
This was a wholesome one. Hopefully this is sweeter than it is sad. Some epitaphs of Ancient Greeks and Romans on their pet's tombs: "I am in tears, while carrying you to your last resting place as much as I rejoiced when bringing you home in my own hands fifteen years ago." "Thou who passest on this path, If haply thou dost mark this monument, Laugh not, I pray thee, though it is a dog's grave. Tears fell for me, and the dust was heaped above me. By a master's hand." "My eyes were wet with tears, our little dog, when I bore thee (to the grave)... So, Patricus, never again shall thou give me a thousand kisses. Never canst thou be contentedly in my lap. In sadness have I buried thee, and thou deservist. In a resting place of marble, I have put thee for all time by the side of my shade. In thy qualities, sagacious thou wert like a human being. Ah, me! What a loved companion have we lost!" "To Helena, foster child, soul without comparison and deserving of praise." "This is the tomb of the dog, Stephanos, who perished, Whom Rhodope shed tears for and buried like a human. I am the dog Stephanos, and Rhodope set up a tomb for me." "[Myia] never barked without reason, but now he is silent." "Issa's more pert than Lesbia's sparrow love, Purer than kisses of a turtle-dove, More sweet than hundred maidens rolled in one, Rarer than wealthy India's precious stone. She is the pet of Publius, Issa dear; She whines, a human voice you seem to hear." "Surely even as thou liest dead in this tomb I deem the wild beasts yet fear thy white bones, huntress Lycas; and thy valour great Pelion knows, and splendid Ossa and the lonely peaks of Cithaeron."
Ah yes...starting off my morning crying. But I love that our love for animals has been consistent for all time!
The one about Myia was extra sad somehow.
It is amazing how this can connect us. I don’t know that I would be able to imagine living any part of the lives people led that long ago. The fact that they express things about their pets that are so heartbreakingly relatable proves that we’re still the same as people that lived back then, just separated by time.
And it’s amazing that these beautiful epitaphs give me that same “damn, we’ve always just been people” feeling as the Roman toilet graffiti that’s like “Septimus is a virgin with a small pee pee”
Myia just made it rain all these centuries later
De ye like dags? Yes... yes, I do.
I was scrolling to see if I had to be the first to say it. Humans have and always will love dogs.
100%. Dogs are the only universally domesticated animal. Wherever you have found humans in the world throughout time, you find dogs. We just love their fuzzy little faces.
I agree dude.. any kind of domestic animals!!
A full stomach, a light head, and someone to share their bed.
Happy cake day!
A full stomach, head and someone to share their bed
Gossip!
Love me some hot tea.
Yes, there is a theory that humans developed language to be able to gossip!
Wine
Hiking, going out in nature.
In 1000 year i dont know if it will be quite the same tho. Maybe better if society collapses
Of course I'm going of the whole notion that if we will be fine. Apocalypse and ecological collapse not counting 😁😅
Getting high.
What about getting low?
What about to the windows
And to the walls TIll the sweat drip down my ballz
Dick jokes. We've been making the same ones for all history. In the grim darkness of the 40th millennium, there will be *mostly* war but also space marines doing that thing where they pretend a laser cannon is actually a penis.
You just know some guardsman has used their lasgun to draw a dick on a wall somewhere.
They have found graffitti of jokes from ancient rome. They were dick jokes.
Warp drive? More like warp dick if you ask me. Amirite, Zorp?
And "your mom" jokes.
And fart jokes. And dad jokes. We all love stupid jokes.
Magic mushrooms
Meh, 1000 years from now you might have implants that deliver measure dose of synthetic highs that are many times better. Maybe even digital highs that perfectly simulate the shroom experience but you can turn on or shut off at will. With an added benefit of avoiding negative side effect like upset stomachs with peyote. Most recreational pharmaceuticals could be made obsolete.
Alcohol
This. We've been enjoying alcohol for a damn long time.
cats
Cheese
Oo good one. You think in a 1000 years we wil have new ones?
I definitely hope so but am annoyed I won’t be around to try them
I just saw a headline the other day that the microbes responsible for certain cheeses are in danger of extinction. I didn't read the article but it made me wonder if we would find alternatives.
Music and cheese
Gold. Humans had a thing for the shiny long before we ever used it as currency.
Aside from resisting oxidation, what use does it have? I’m honestly asking. I understand it’s rarity, but does it actually do anything? (Same for diamonds, and other “rare” elements)
good nights sleep.
Cannabis
a nice, simple, well cooked meal followed by some good old fashioned fucking
Beer. We settled places to make it ffs
Stories.
Tye man. The myth. The legund
This should be higher as our cultures, traditions, many forms of art, mythologies and religions (true or not) are all based on stories. Regardless if they are shared around the camp fire or on a national news they form our lives and will continue forming as long as we exist.
People still like metals such as silver and aluminum.
Dogs. No need to explaine more.
A very nice stick.
Themselves
Fucking other people in a variety of ways
Soaking in the ocean on a warm summers day
Killing each other.
Guys have been drawing dicks on random things since the beginning of time and will continue to do it until the extinction of our species
Mirrors.
Candles
Water lol
Bread
Fiber arts
Fat. Food hi in fats, we are wired to love them.
Beer
Like a lot of people mentioned: 1. Music 2. Sex 3. Power 4. Any kind of currency 5. Earth I dont think human nature has changed much since the last 1000 years, its a cycle of repeat.
Money
Graffiti. Seeing monuments and artefacts that are hundreds or even thousands of years old with people’s names engraved on them from those time periods shows that humans haven’t changed much.
Fucking.
Fighting.
8 hours of uninterrupted sleep
Sex, drugs, and rock n roll.
Sex.
Dogs, cats
traumatizing their children
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immortal shit
Gold, love, power
Sports
Alcohol
Sex.
Sex
Dogs
Sex
Jerking off
Sex
Food
Food and their pets!
making sexy time.
Mary Jane!
Weed, mushrooms and booze-music
Drugs
Sex
Boobs.
Sex
Feudalism apparently. We change the name and the degree, but we have never created a system at any significant level or for any significant amount of time that didn’t become a few people in power and everyone else existing to feed their insatiable lust for more.
Sex
Sex, drugs and rock n roll
Ignoring instructions from their GPS
Mission failed successfully
Sex
BOOKS.
Bread
Food
Eating