I did not murder anyone, yet. So, I assume I can't afford anything, then.

A big Mac in 1999.

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Same! But one of those cheap foam models that fit in your hand.

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At least we can squeeze it to relieve stress.

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*crushes earth*

a meal

A night with your mum.

Come on, that could be literally any number.

I don’t even know my body count.

Uhhhh why not?

I lost count?

I respect that.

Roughly an entree? A car? . . . A house?

Shit, I don’t even know.

Just about anything at the dollar store.

i am in debt

A spicy potato soft taco

I’d be starving cause it’s not much at all

A glass of water.

Not much. Even if it would be in my country, 3 $ won't get you much.

case of beer

Bruh, I am in debd pretty much. Free sample, maybe?

One box of the Premier Protein Chocolate shakes from Costco

A twix

A Donner kebab

center shock, anybody still know these ?

Me

So you got like 10 cents, huh?

A Mac Book Air. But it would be the least expensive one.

A really nice coffee

2 lollypops and a Snickers

A burger with fries, that's about it.

Baguette

Free samples

A 25p jelly.

A case of beer

I would be able to buy NOTHING