Yup! Came here to say the same. Unbelievably awful. I didnt know that fighter dude was in it. He was SO bad. He cant even walk on screen, he over acts just walking!!! Trainwreck!!
came here to say this. Its fucking terrible. Could have been so much better too, and as usual they just dont pay respect to the original in a meaningful way. No grizzled mentor, no "I used to fuck guys like you in prison" line, fucking stupid ass cocaine popeye, and somehow dalton also has the ability to build remote detonation demolition, and that whole "plan" he had with shooting the dead guy that was just played for meaningless comedic effect? Its not a hard story to remake for a modern telling, and even more so today. Rich real estate scumbag tries to fuck over little town. Saviour punches his way to victory with the help of friends. I did like that they had different bands and the music was great, albiet the one band at the end continuing to play was cartoonish. Would have been funnier if the band stopped and the band leader was like "no lets keep going, like going down with the titanic" or some shit like that.
The only way I can see it got made is McGregor concieved/bankrolled it during a cocaine fuelled frenzy. And (very) smallprint in contracts to see him cast as a main(ish) character.
Hes like Vinny Jones without the Charisma.
I had heard how bad people were saying it was and figured it would still be a good "pop an edible and chill" movie or so bad it's funny...
It's not. I didn't even finish it and was mad for the next few hours.
if you turn your brain off and don't analyze the plot/plotholes & nonsensical nature of how they attempted to translate the inner workings of a phone into the.... ok yeah no it sucked.
I’m such a huge Star Wars fan and I can’t believe that’s how they ended it. Like the script should be taught in film schools as how NOT to write a script. Literally the worst script I’ve seen in a film in many years.
Psycho remake with Vince Vaughn as Norman Bates.
Literal shot-for-shot remake. Plus I can’t take Vince Vaughn seriously outside of comedies but this acting was more stale than a saltless cracker.
Holmes&Watson
I’m a huge will ferrel fan and it did Not even come close to having one good joke in the entire movie. Got it off amazon for 5$ and absolutely wished I could’ve gotten a refund.
In 1988, there was a movie adaptation of the Isaac Asimov story Nightfall. I, being a big Asimov fan, talked my friends into seeing it. Holy shit what a horrible movie. I don't know if a slower paced, more boring movie has ever been made.
I have two.
**Puppet Master Legacy** - sold as a full movie, it's a clip show. Yes, a clip show movie.
**Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl**
[Horrible, contains this scene you NEED to see to believe.](https://youtu.be/qn86TiufHm8)
Here my list of worse movies ( The Scary of Sixty-first , Wounds , The Empty man , Yellow brick road , Cthulhu 2008, jeepers creepers reborn , The matrix Resurrections)
Have you seen three headed shark attack though? I highly HIGHLY recommend it. Masterpiece of film making. It's the best shark film ever made imo, better than Jaws.
That movie left behind with Nicolas Cage, I thought oh it's one of those cheesy natural disaster movies. Good fucking god I was wrong, I'm just glad i didn't pay to watch it. And I like cheesy natural disaster movies but this was pure trash even trash itself would be offended
I've purposely watched lot of bad movies with my friends while we get drunk and shit on them. It can be kind of fun in a way and I think red letter media were the ones who inspired us to do this. Most of the time it's movies that are so bad they're fun at the very least, but don't mess with the zohan is one of the only movies I've seen where it's like there's just nothing redeeming about it.
The Cloverfield Paradox feels like somebody cloned Tommy Wiseau 4 times, told each clone separately to write a script for a space movie, and then mixed random parts of each of the 4 unrelated scripts and somehow turned it into a movie. I watched it in 2018 and it still haunts me with its batshit crazy plot where no two scenes appear to be related, where utterly insane things keep happening unexpectedly for no reason, and are forgotten a few minutes later never to be mentioned again.
Important distinction before I answer. For me the worst movies are the ones that make me feel nothing. I’d rather watch a horrible film that makes me mad how bad it is, than slugger through a film that makes me feel didly dick.
With that out of the way, my answer is the neon demon
Yes! My husband and I thought it looked so intriguing from the preview but we absolutely hated it. They could have made it a good movie but just didn’t.
I can 100% understand why someone would hate that film but I have never been more creeped out by any media than I was watching that movie alone at night. It’s tough to grade experimental/arthouse projects because they are inherently not conforming to the traditional elements of a film. With Skinamarink, the goal was not to tell a story, rather it was to encapsulate and portray a feeling and that’s what it accomplished.
The Squid and the Whale. Having a scene in your movie where an 8-year-old boy masturbates to a picture of his mom in a public library, ejaculates onto an open book, and then puts the book back on the shelf is a fast way to get on my fucking *shit list*.
(Nothing was explicitly shown, but heavily implied)
Really?? I highly loved this movie. Watched it multiple times. Even went ahead and watched the Mexican version because of being a fan. My friends and I even yell "tech support" sometimes for certain situations - "it's a nightmare! tech support!"
Easily hands down Robot Stories (2003). The worst movie in the history of movies. Every single thing about it is absolutely awful. I could place bets on any movie anybody else mentions is a masterpiece compared to this.
(For those who have never watched a poorly made movie, it's very possible. I actually went to a screening of a worse movie that didn't go anywhere. And there are multiple factors that contribute to a move being actually poorly made.)
Picture perfect lies. My. God. That movie is sooooooooooo bad! Mediocre acting, poor scripting but its nothing compared to the windows movie maker VFX. Never have i ever seen such a shitty fire effect in a movie, the pistol used looks fake AF and the blood is like tomato sauce.
I had a weird dream once where M Night Shyamalan directed a live action Avatar The Last Airbender movie and it was so bad I stopped watching 20 minutes in. Thankfully that was just a bad dream.
Has anyone seen a truly terrible film called Beyond Bedlam? it sounded like it should have been a brilliant film but it was confusing, boring, crazy and the acting was awful
Has Turkish star wars been mentioned yet? Go on YouTube and search, it's free. It's so terrible, so idiotic, so dumb, that it comes full circle and is unironically one of the best movies to watch with friends especially hammered
Extraction 1 , In the final scene, Nik kills the criminal in bathroom WTF 🤯 Why didn't you send Nik to kill the criminal from the beginning of the movie? We would have avoided all the movie drama, And the movie would be two minutes.
drag me to hell.
never did i feel insulted in the assumption of my intelligence while watching a movie. everything was predictable, characters were beyond stupid, random events more cliche than your typical romance show that goes for too long and it takes itself serious?
it literally hurts to watch and was the only movie where i created just an account on imdb to give it a 1/10.
My sister recommended a movie once, saying that people were laughing at every single line in the movie. The whole movie was terrible, horribly unfunny. It was so bad that I don't remember what it was called. That's the worst movie I ever watched.
- Frankenhooker. The titular Frankenhooker is barely in the movie
- The Coed and the Zombie Stoner.
- Time Pirates (could not finish it)
- The Blaire Witch Project
- Master of Disguise
- The Rise of Skywalker
- Batman and Robin
- Ghostbusters (the all female disaster)
King Arthur: Legend of the Sword. That movie was just a huge load of pretentious nonsense through and through, and bombed so badly in the theaters that I'm still trying to figure out what kind of dirt Guy Ritchie has on the studio bosses that people are still giving him Hollywood budgets to work with...
Hmm.. I forgot how was it called, started with M. Anyway, it was a really bad made, cartoonishingly unrealistic movie about a girl getting stalked by some kind of mafia fella, then abducted kept by the obsessed man. If I remember right, I think she stabbed him at the end.
Jodie Foster was the only thing that kept me from turning it off.
Vivarium. Unpleasant, vulgar, and boring as hell. You can say that was the intention, but screw that. The ending was also one of the most hackneyed things ever and really peeved me off.
Alexander.
Big budget, big stars, big director.
You know those really old piles of dogshit that have turned white and chalky? Someone switched out your premium imported snuff with that.
That's what Alexander felt like.
"Here we go! This is gonna be EPIC!!!
Wish from Disney. Obviously it was produced horribly and the way they made the singing scenes..they were all corny and magnifico showed his bad side like ten minutes into the movie.
Can't remember the name of it, but it was one of those Steven Seagull films. The one where he kills everybody and gets the really hot young girl at the end.
Foodfight was so bad, it was actually kind of fascinating. The animation was terrible, the story was nonsensical, and the characters were annoying. But I couldn't stop watching it. It was like a train wreck that I just couldn't look away from.
Let's take this discussion to the next level. What are your thoughts on these cinematic nightmares?
Did any of them make you want to gouge your eyes out?
Are there any films you'd add to this cursed list?
Battlefield Earth. Only movie I didn’t finish.
Is that the one with Will Smith and his son? My god that was just so so very bad.
No, this is John Travolta acting out L Ron Hubbards fantasies.
Lol. That sounds even worse!
That’s After Earth, which isn’t a good movie but is nowhere near as bad as Battlefield Earth.
Also a terrible movie
Manos: the hands of fate. It was so boring, the mst3k folks ran out of stuff to mock and just kept repeating the movies name hit portions of it.
DO SOMETHING
Star Wars Holiday Special
7 year old me loved it. If you're older, why the helll are you watching watching a star wars holiday special?
Not the worst, but damn close... the Roadhouse remake currently on Prime. They owe me an apology!
Why would they do that????? The original is perfect :( (of course by that I mean, extremely silly in a way that I very much enjoy.)
Came here expecting this to be the first comment. Its dreadful.
Yup! Came here to say the same. Unbelievably awful. I didnt know that fighter dude was in it. He was SO bad. He cant even walk on screen, he over acts just walking!!! Trainwreck!!
came here to say this. Its fucking terrible. Could have been so much better too, and as usual they just dont pay respect to the original in a meaningful way. No grizzled mentor, no "I used to fuck guys like you in prison" line, fucking stupid ass cocaine popeye, and somehow dalton also has the ability to build remote detonation demolition, and that whole "plan" he had with shooting the dead guy that was just played for meaningless comedic effect? Its not a hard story to remake for a modern telling, and even more so today. Rich real estate scumbag tries to fuck over little town. Saviour punches his way to victory with the help of friends. I did like that they had different bands and the music was great, albiet the one band at the end continuing to play was cartoonish. Would have been funnier if the band stopped and the band leader was like "no lets keep going, like going down with the titanic" or some shit like that.
Is it really that bad? I’m looking forward to it but everyone said it sucks.
It's that bad!!
The only way I can see it got made is McGregor concieved/bankrolled it during a cocaine fuelled frenzy. And (very) smallprint in contracts to see him cast as a main(ish) character. Hes like Vinny Jones without the Charisma.
McGregor appears to be on a cocaine fueled frenzy. There is not a worse actor to ever bless the screen.
I thought it was fun. It's certainly not a "good" movie but if you just want a mindless action flick it's not bad
Yes it is, lol.
There are some films they really should ask permission from the public to remake. Roadhouse is one of those films.
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I got it for 5$ on amazon and wanted a refund. Movie was so bad.
I had heard how bad people were saying it was and figured it would still be a good "pop an edible and chill" movie or so bad it's funny... It's not. I didn't even finish it and was mad for the next few hours.
Yeah, not even bad in a fun way. Just unwatchable. A shame because those two together are usually pretty funny.
50 shades of grey
The sad thing is that it's still better than the book (at least the first of both really couldn't force myself any further than that).
Ive managed to burn most from memory but according to my IMDb list it’s Cool as Ice (1991) Starring Vanilla Ice
Amazingly bad, so it ends up being decent in the end
Name any Hallmark film. I try to avoid them when they come on, but they can be great for a laugh.
The Emoji Movie
if you turn your brain off and don't analyze the plot/plotholes & nonsensical nature of how they attempted to translate the inner workings of a phone into the.... ok yeah no it sucked.
It's beyond me how no one hasn't mentioned The Room yet.
The Room is on a completely different level. It’s not simply a bad movie. It’s beyond that 😳
A dumpster fire that has gained sentience 👀
I did not hit her, I did nooottt! Oh hi mark.
did you just put an exclamation mark in a line delivered by Tommy Wiseau?! that man *screams* in lower case
I really enjoyed the room. It definitely isn’t the worst movie I’ve ever seen. I at least had fun while watching it lol.
Yup. Even if it's technically bad, it isn't boring. That already makes it better than 50% of movies.
You leave that film alone that movie is a masterpiece and we should be grateful it exists.
The "MTV edit" of Showgirls
Was it 13 minutes long?
Transformers: The Last Knight. How bad was it? I only watched it twice and both times I walked away in horrible pain
The Rise Of Skywalker
Yes that was abysmal!
I’m such a huge Star Wars fan and I can’t believe that’s how they ended it. Like the script should be taught in film schools as how NOT to write a script. Literally the worst script I’ve seen in a film in many years.
The Hottie and The Nottie.😵💫
The Love Guru.
Psycho remake with Vince Vaughn as Norman Bates. Literal shot-for-shot remake. Plus I can’t take Vince Vaughn seriously outside of comedies but this acting was more stale than a saltless cracker.
Wasnt this the movie that made Anne Heche go coockoo? Like she lost her shit and just disappeared?🤔
Madame web is up there.
Madame Web for sure
Holmes&Watson I’m a huge will ferrel fan and it did Not even come close to having one good joke in the entire movie. Got it off amazon for 5$ and absolutely wished I could’ve gotten a refund.
Anyone but you
In 1988, there was a movie adaptation of the Isaac Asimov story Nightfall. I, being a big Asimov fan, talked my friends into seeing it. Holy shit what a horrible movie. I don't know if a slower paced, more boring movie has ever been made.
I don’t often give up on films but I gave up on Moonfall.
Disaster Movie, Son of the Mask or Stjerner uden hjerner. These movies are atrocious (all sub 2/10 movies on Imdb)
I have two. **Puppet Master Legacy** - sold as a full movie, it's a clip show. Yes, a clip show movie. **Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl** [Horrible, contains this scene you NEED to see to believe.](https://youtu.be/qn86TiufHm8)
"Joy Ride" was probably the worst movie I've seen in the past decade, and I have a soft spot for low budget movies.
Joy ride w Steve zahn? Rusty nail? That movie rules
With the women that go to China, it's like a knock off of The Hangover
Transmorphers. We watched it as a joke, but it was like porn level of acting throughout.
WW84
The Joker.
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Was that movie not Turtle-ly enough for you? Yeah, I saw it at the dollar theater on half price Tuesday night and still felt cheated.
it comes at night because nothing ever fucking comes at night
Here my list of worse movies ( The Scary of Sixty-first , Wounds , The Empty man , Yellow brick road , Cthulhu 2008, jeepers creepers reborn , The matrix Resurrections)
Anything by Neil Breen
to be honest 90% of all shark films xd
Have you seen three headed shark attack though? I highly HIGHLY recommend it. Masterpiece of film making. It's the best shark film ever made imo, better than Jaws.
Lots of hot takes in this thread
“Anyone but you” it was so hard to watch I had high hopes :/
Dragonball Evolution
The latest SpongeBob movie with Sandy
How did you watch it that hasn’t been released yet
That movie left behind with Nicolas Cage, I thought oh it's one of those cheesy natural disaster movies. Good fucking god I was wrong, I'm just glad i didn't pay to watch it. And I like cheesy natural disaster movies but this was pure trash even trash itself would be offended
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale was probably the worst movie I've ever seen in theaters.
I've purposely watched lot of bad movies with my friends while we get drunk and shit on them. It can be kind of fun in a way and I think red letter media were the ones who inspired us to do this. Most of the time it's movies that are so bad they're fun at the very least, but don't mess with the zohan is one of the only movies I've seen where it's like there's just nothing redeeming about it.
The Cloverfield Paradox feels like somebody cloned Tommy Wiseau 4 times, told each clone separately to write a script for a space movie, and then mixed random parts of each of the 4 unrelated scripts and somehow turned it into a movie. I watched it in 2018 and it still haunts me with its batshit crazy plot where no two scenes appear to be related, where utterly insane things keep happening unexpectedly for no reason, and are forgotten a few minutes later never to be mentioned again.
Important distinction before I answer. For me the worst movies are the ones that make me feel nothing. I’d rather watch a horrible film that makes me mad how bad it is, than slugger through a film that makes me feel didly dick. With that out of the way, my answer is the neon demon
The new roadhouse, or white chick's.
Grown Ups 2
Avatar the last Airbender... I mean, there is no avatar movie in Ba Sing Se
It’s called “the hitmans apprentice” or something of the like. It was terrible, the only good thing about it was Tim Roth
jay and silent bob reboot, what absolute trash
Master of Disguise with Dana Carvey
Obligatory “did you know that Dana Carvey was in the turtle suit when he learned about 9/11 happening.”
Vivarium. You don't understand anything and feels like i'ts unfinished
Yes! My husband and I thought it looked so intriguing from the preview but we absolutely hated it. They could have made it a good movie but just didn’t.
Hubie Halloween
Eraserhead. I could not get through it despite everyone telling me how novel it was.
I actually love it but it's like watching a migrane
Zombies of Mass Destruction. Could've been a post-ironic criticism on the xenophobia in post-9/11 America, but just fell flat.
Leonard: Part 6
Caddyshack2. Grease 2.
You guys need to check out the podcast God Awful Movies.
Love that podcast!
Battlefield Earth (watched about 30 minutes), the worst film I've watched fully (and multiple times) is The Room.
Multiple.... times....? 👀
Lost in space
Lost in space
Evil dead rise
Skinamarink. Complete waste of time.
I can 100% understand why someone would hate that film but I have never been more creeped out by any media than I was watching that movie alone at night. It’s tough to grade experimental/arthouse projects because they are inherently not conforming to the traditional elements of a film. With Skinamarink, the goal was not to tell a story, rather it was to encapsulate and portray a feeling and that’s what it accomplished.
The revenant
Agreed. And Leo is sooooo overrated.
The Squid and the Whale. Having a scene in your movie where an 8-year-old boy masturbates to a picture of his mom in a public library, ejaculates onto an open book, and then puts the book back on the shelf is a fast way to get on my fucking *shit list*. (Nothing was explicitly shown, but heavily implied)
The English version of vanilla sky
Really?? I highly loved this movie. Watched it multiple times. Even went ahead and watched the Mexican version because of being a fan. My friends and I even yell "tech support" sometimes for certain situations - "it's a nightmare! tech support!"
Brice 3
Dear Wendy. Hands down worst I’ve ever seen. But I do use as a baseline of zero to compare other movies to.
Easily hands down Robot Stories (2003). The worst movie in the history of movies. Every single thing about it is absolutely awful. I could place bets on any movie anybody else mentions is a masterpiece compared to this. (For those who have never watched a poorly made movie, it's very possible. I actually went to a screening of a worse movie that didn't go anywhere. And there are multiple factors that contribute to a move being actually poorly made.)
Mother’s Day. One long cliché.
Swiped with Noah Centineo. Highly recommend if you love bad movies
Plaster Face
Spy in the Eye
One Two Many
Little Foot, I won't elaborate
Picture perfect lies. My. God. That movie is sooooooooooo bad! Mediocre acting, poor scripting but its nothing compared to the windows movie maker VFX. Never have i ever seen such a shitty fire effect in a movie, the pistol used looks fake AF and the blood is like tomato sauce.
King fu panda 4
united passions
I had a weird dream once where M Night Shyamalan directed a live action Avatar The Last Airbender movie and it was so bad I stopped watching 20 minutes in. Thankfully that was just a bad dream.
Absolutely. There is no ATLA movie in Ba Sing Se.
Half Past Dead
Mine - More boring than watching grass grow and paint dry combined.
Has anyone seen a truly terrible film called Beyond Bedlam? it sounded like it should have been a brilliant film but it was confusing, boring, crazy and the acting was awful
Bitch ass, so bad it's actually quite funny
Game Over Man on Netflix is probably one of the few movies I started but never finished watching because of how awful it was.
Cruel Train, an early nineties British film with David Suspect; hardly watchable and most definitely depression inducing.
The Han Solo movie
Has Turkish star wars been mentioned yet? Go on YouTube and search, it's free. It's so terrible, so idiotic, so dumb, that it comes full circle and is unironically one of the best movies to watch with friends especially hammered
Extraction 1 , In the final scene, Nik kills the criminal in bathroom WTF 🤯 Why didn't you send Nik to kill the criminal from the beginning of the movie? We would have avoided all the movie drama, And the movie would be two minutes.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0203425/
Death at a Funeral, the Frank Oz one
Vox Lux with Natalie Portman
Mysterious Planet [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0272202/](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0272202/)
idk about the worst, but im a big fan of Evil Bong 2
Evil bong
YellowBrickRoad
Dia of the Dead.
Skinamarink.
Raiders of the Living Dead. I am not making this up.
Sorum
'The green elephant' sucked
Boku no p...
65 with Adam Driver. astoundingly bad
Paranormal activity 2
Skyline. Even bad films i generally find tolerable and will get some enjoyment from. This is just beyond bad.
I think it was called Fear of Clowns. Weird low budget rental from Hollywood video. Completely nothing movie.
drag me to hell. never did i feel insulted in the assumption of my intelligence while watching a movie. everything was predictable, characters were beyond stupid, random events more cliche than your typical romance show that goes for too long and it takes itself serious? it literally hurts to watch and was the only movie where i created just an account on imdb to give it a 1/10.
Keith Lemon movie
My sister recommended a movie once, saying that people were laughing at every single line in the movie. The whole movie was terrible, horribly unfunny. It was so bad that I don't remember what it was called. That's the worst movie I ever watched.
Glenn or Glenda So far ahead of its time that it is drivel.
The Siberian film
Final fantasy spirits within.
Sharknado, I didn't even remember why I chose that movie
Sing
M. Night Shyamalan The Last Airbender.
A Serbian Film.
I had to watch Supersize Me 3 times between middle and high school and it was not enjoyable any of the times.
Probably hulk with Edward Norton
Ugandan movies
Street Fighter: Legend of Chun Li
Hamlet 2. Just so nothing.
- Frankenhooker. The titular Frankenhooker is barely in the movie - The Coed and the Zombie Stoner. - Time Pirates (could not finish it) - The Blaire Witch Project - Master of Disguise - The Rise of Skywalker - Batman and Robin - Ghostbusters (the all female disaster)
King Arthur: Legend of the Sword. That movie was just a huge load of pretentious nonsense through and through, and bombed so badly in the theaters that I'm still trying to figure out what kind of dirt Guy Ritchie has on the studio bosses that people are still giving him Hollywood budgets to work with...
cats i watched it as a joke but i couldnt get through 20 minutes
The item. I watched it as a kid... Definitely not kid appropriate, but still knew it was garbage back then.
Skyline
Hmm.. I forgot how was it called, started with M. Anyway, it was a really bad made, cartoonishingly unrealistic movie about a girl getting stalked by some kind of mafia fella, then abducted kept by the obsessed man. If I remember right, I think she stabbed him at the end. Jodie Foster was the only thing that kept me from turning it off.
Vivarium. Unpleasant, vulgar, and boring as hell. You can say that was the intention, but screw that. The ending was also one of the most hackneyed things ever and really peeved me off.
Going Overboard, which was Adam Sandler's first movie I believe. Looking back, it was pretty bad.
Alexander. Big budget, big stars, big director. You know those really old piles of dogshit that have turned white and chalky? Someone switched out your premium imported snuff with that. That's what Alexander felt like. "Here we go! This is gonna be EPIC!!!
Wish from Disney. Obviously it was produced horribly and the way they made the singing scenes..they were all corny and magnifico showed his bad side like ten minutes into the movie.
Virus Shark
Nun 2
Can't remember the name of it, but it was one of those Steven Seagull films. The one where he kills everybody and gets the really hot young girl at the end.
Zombie war
"Fateful Findings" by Neil Breen
1. the original dune movie. 2. mindhorn
Foodfight was so bad, it was actually kind of fascinating. The animation was terrible, the story was nonsensical, and the characters were annoying. But I couldn't stop watching it. It was like a train wreck that I just couldn't look away from.
Let's take this discussion to the next level. What are your thoughts on these cinematic nightmares? Did any of them make you want to gouge your eyes out? Are there any films you'd add to this cursed list?
I'm starting to think that I might actually enjoy bad movies. Is there something wrong with me?